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Jay decides to take up painting, which inspires the kids to develop artistic pursuits of their own, but Michael feels short-changed by her work.

Michael isn't sure how to react when an old friend he used to compete against shows up in a wheelchair; Claire is grounded after being caught shoplifting.

Two lifelong friends begin a life of crime at a young age in Jamaica, and when they grow older move to Miami, where they begin to take over an empire of crime.

A world-renowned magician goes around the world to explore the depths of mental health and well-being while trying to bury his past and start a new beginning.

Hal forgets to pay the insurance company and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt while he discusses it with the collectors.

Hal and Dewey make a deal to help each other kick their addictions to smoking, while Reese and Stevie get into a heated confrontation.

Hal fears that an old curse may return to haunt his family; Dewey and Reese have trouble babysitting Jamie; Lois stops an attempted shoplifter.

While Malcolm learns the art of manipulation from a neighbor, Reese ships himself to China to exact vengeance on a pen pal.

Malcolm is embarrassed by his new girlfriend's lack of intelligence and tries to keep her hidden; Lois kicks Reese out of the house until he gets a job.

While Francis makes a surprise return home, Reese cooks a romantic dinner for Hal and Lois' anniversary; Malcolm brings home some new friends.

While Hal plots revenge against Lois' orthotic inserts, Reese is disappointed to learn that his Army pal doesn't see their relationship the same way he does.

Lois has issues with the chatty new babysitter, Malcolm stands up for Reese in class after their teacher picks on him relentlessly.

Malcolm doesn't like his yearbook photo; Hal, Lois, and Dewey try to spend a check made out to Malcolm; Reese spends his time in a nursing home.

Hal and Lois leave the boys with Grandma Ida when they leave town; Reese runs off to Las Vegas to marry Grandma Ida's personal helper.

Michael finds condoms in Claire's backpack the same day her boyfriend returns from his month in the desert; Jr. accidentally gives Kady the dog's pills.

Jay is shocked to discover mice droppings inside her own household, but Michael is stubbornly insistent upon handling all the extermination duties himself.

Jr. grows tired of living in the garage and ends up finding a run-down apartment, but he has to find a co-signer before he can move in.

Kady asks for her father's assistance with a school candy drive, but Michael quickly gets sucked into the competitiveness of the event.

Jr. decides to sell his beloved 1964 Impala to offset the costs of his and Vanessa's upcoming baby; Franklin wants to learn how to be normal.

Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment over their anniversary presents; Franklin helps Claire prepare an anniversary feast for her parents.

Buffy takes a job in a fast food restaurant with a mysterious problem; Willow tries to stay away from magick, which is made more difficult by a gift from Amy.

Warren's ex-girlfriend Katrina is killed by a device intended to turn women into drones, but its inventors try to convince Buffy that she is to blame.

Incensed by Buffy's busy schedule, Dawn makes an impulsive wish during Buffy's 21st birthday that imprisons all the guests in the house.

Riley and his demon hunter wife Sam pursue a demon to Sunnydale, which puts Buffy's own relationship with Spike into perspective.

Michael receives an injection that is promised to remove his wrinkly countenance, but the anti-aging technology soon proves to be a problem.

Michael becomes a hypochondriac after his entire family becomes sick and threatens his chances of seeing basketball legend LeBron James play at Madison Square.

Michael and Jay spend a rare moment alone in the house reminiscing on all the humorous events that have occurred to their family over the years.

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they've had with their children and friends on a rare occasion when they find themselves home alone.

Michael does some quick thinking in order to get rid of his unwanted houseguest after Vanessa's mother and father have a falling out.

Michael tries to find a tactful way to fire Vanessa's dad from the trucking company; Franklin agrees to help Claire with her science paper.

Michael tries to salvage his planned romantic evening with Jay after Jr. erroneously cancels their reservations at a fashionable hotel.

Michael fails to think ahead when he tapes a basketball game before realizing that he has accidentally erased homemade footage of Kady's first steps.

Malcolm overcomes his reluctance to talk to college recruiters, Francis gets an exciting new job as the manager of his friend's rock band.

Lois and Malcolm suffer from a bad case of mono and forced to share the same room for two weeks; Hal finds that he is the most popular guy on the block.

When Hal learns that his always-distant father has died, he tries to make up for his own disappointing childhood by indulging his sons.

A trip to Francis' Alcoholics Anonymous meeting reveals Lois' role in his drinking habit, and Dewey takes revenge on his brothers with a car key.

Lois seeks revenge on a group of high school girls for an embarrassing prank they pulled on Reese, Hal builds a pitching machine for himself.

A visit to a friend's dental practice causes jokes among Hal's poker buddies, while Malcolm and Dewey discover that their new favorite pastime is sleeping.

Malcolm deals with an talentless partner and a combative rival in dance class; Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in his backyard.

Malcolm tries to suppress his emotions about Stevie's trip to the hospital, Hal becomes obsessed with his new remote-controlled boat.

Reese tries to balance his new vegetarian girlfriend with his job at a meat-packing plant, while Malcolm sneaks off to a rock concert.

Malcolm organizes an anti-prom for the kids that aren't popular; Dewey punishes his parents for failing to take pictures of him as a child.

A woman dates a man she met on Tinder, but his dungeon-like home is questionable; a guy dates to distract himself from the death of a close friend.

A woman offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to look through his house; a man goes out with a love interest blacks out from heavy drinking.

The family visits the suburbs thanks to a weekend pop-up sale.

The parents decide to prioritize costly repairs at the store, which jeopardizes Chandan's goal of opening a second location and expanding the business.

The family begins their search for a second bridal shop location, but they have a hard time agreeing on which spot will be best for their business.

When the Festival of South Asia returns, the parents hope nostalgia will prevent their children from leaving the store.