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Determined to become a famed hip-hop star, a man and his friends crash the Malibu Boogie Beach Bash and make industry contacts, but they get distracted.

Woman who fell for a pilot who lives nearby is dismayed when he disappears and confused when he returns; man goes on a date with a Jekyll-and-Hyde kind of girl.

Reese tries to remember how he accidentally solved a chemistry problem that stymied Malcolm and Stevie; Dewey tries to bolster his candy profits.

Lois takes the boys to Canada to introduce them to her father's other family; Hal's temporary blindness may prevent him from racing with Dewey.

Reese runs away and joins the Army using a fake ID after catching his girlfriend cheating with Malcolm; Hal is placed under house arrest for insider trading.

Malcolm finds evidence that may exonerate his dad; Lois continues to live in denial; Reese applies his "mom-bat" skills to his military combat exercise.

Reese, having enlisted in the Army, parachutes into Afghanistan and disguises himself as an Afghani woman to escape; Lois sells the car to buy a plane ticket.

Dewey's classmates take refuge in a tree until he promises to return to the Special Needs class; Hal becomes a bodybuilder leader.

Hal turns to Reese for help when he gets into a feud with the garbageman that leaves the lawn a mess; Lois and Malcolm get in an argument over a racist ad.

Malcolm and Reese find themselves headed to a musical after their scheming neighbor convinces each of them that the other is gay; Hal invents a holiday.

Lois is riled when Stevie's mother, Kitty, returns with a plea for help in reuniting with her estranged husband and child; Dewey goes through "initiation."

Hal and Lois struggle to come up with homemade gifts for the kids despite a meager budget; Malcolm feels like his brothers are alienating him.

Reese takes advantage of the situation when Hal's stress over finding the perfect anniversary gift for Lois leads to prolonged bouts of sleepwalking.

When the people of Sunnyvale begin revealing their secrets in elaborate song and dance numbers before bursting into flame, Buffy suspects that something is up.

After discovering that Buffy had been in Heaven when ressurected, Willow casts a spell to help the slayer forget but erases everyone's memories in the process.

Willow becomes better friends with Amy after de-ratting her; Spike wonders if Buffy is still human when his chip no longer kicks in after hitting her.

Buffy copes with guilt and confusion after sharing an intimate rendezvous with Spike; Willow becomes addicted to a bizarre brand of magic.

Buffy and Dawn remove all magic supplies from the house to help Willow get over addiction to magic; Buffy has an outburst after a visit from a social worker.

Lois lays down the law after determining Jamie is trying to challenge her authority; Malcolm, Dewey and Reese brainstorm over a discarded diving board.

Malcolm's joy over buying his own car turns sour after discovering the vehicle is a lemon; Hal discovers his latent talent as a hairdresser.

Malcolm begets a media circus when he tries to cover up his vandalism of a strip club's billboard by turning the sign into a declaration for women's rights.

Dewey composes an epic opera based on Hal and Lois' argument over their new bedroom suite; Jamie falls head-over-diaper for a neighbor's toddler.

Hal is struck by psychosomatic paralysis when he is named executor of an ailing neighbor's living will; Craig asks the boys to help him fight dirty.

Hal turns the family's garage into a romantic lounge he can share with Lois; Malcolm is hoodwinked into joining his school's booster club.

Dewey struggles with guilt after his grandmother loses her leg while rescuing him from a moving truck; Malcolm and Reese plan an elaborate practical joke.

Dewey's sleepover friend rampages through the family's house; Reese and Malcolm deal with the realization their popularity at school has waned.

Hal honors a special birthday promise he made to Francis many years ago; a bully holds Reese, Malcolm and Dewey hostage in their own house.

Malcolm agrees to protect a man living inside the Lucky Aide in return for personal information on a female employee; Reese opens up an exterminator business.

Malcolm begs Dewey for help passing a music appreciation course; Lois' meddling jeopardizes her mother's newfound friendships at the community center.

Hal's co-workers nominate him for the arduous task of boosting morale in the workplace; Reese bonds with a pack of neighborhood dogs.

Hal adds an additional $800 to the phone bill while trying to complain about calls to a 900 number; Malcolm agrees to dress as Uncle Sam at the Lucky Aide.

Dewey's classmates take members of the faculty hostage when Francis is selected as activities coordinator; Hal gains a prominent role in the community.

The boys enter their mother into a beauty pageant as a joke, but decide to help her win after overhearing uncouth remarks about her from the other contestants.

Lois decides to take the family on a trip to Burning Man, where Malcolm falls for a shaman, Lois experiences hemp, and Hal becomes a work of art.

Vogue Williams tries to understand the concept of monogamy and how it fits into modern society by finding out where and how it all began.

Television star Sung Kang braves through one of the crime capitals of the U.S. to learn about its hidden car culture and ends up finding more.

Host and car enthusiast Sung Kang goes back to his hometown, the car culture capital of the world, to explain why he feels pressured to be on his game.

Malcolm is goaded into punching an obnoxious bully, but when he finds out the intimidating boy is only seven he becomes stricken with guilt.

Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.