Health reporter Alex Liu sets out to discover the truth behind sex and point out the failings and shortcomings of America's conservative sex education.
The Boyz decide to have a chore stand-off and give their opinions on whether it is still cool to be emo; a performance is given of a catchy pizzeria jingle.
While tutoring math Malcolm meets a beautiful and interesting girl who wants to date him but the only problem is her father, a Vietnam veteran, is against it.
In an attempt to stop speaking before he thinks, Malcolm starts holding his tongue, which fixes all his problems with his coach, girlfriend and parents.
The boys are crestfallen when they visit Francis and learn that he's become serious and responsible, so they set out to prove to him he's still a troublemaker.
Reese faces a "scared straight" encounter by spending the night in jail; Malcolm is shaken up by a sex lecture from Lois; a ranch calamity unnerves Francis.
After a large fight, Hal kicks Malcolm out of the house and then spends time putting up "Missing Malcolm" signs while the outcast son lives at his girlfriend's.
Marilyn Monroe began as an icon symbolizing the American Dream but now that the 1950s is moving forward, Marilyn and the Dream are starting to crumble.
The life of one of the last rock stars left, through her drive and passion for creating art, the Bohemian Rock Queen found an avenue to overcome her obstacles.
Buffy is star-struck and enthralled when she and her friends meet Dracula; Xander becomes the great vampire's emissary and leads his friends into peril.
During a battle with a demon, Xander is split into two personalities through a blast, one is his more confident side while the other is his self-conscious side.
Riley begins to feel that he is losing the enhanced strength given to him through an Initiative experiment but fears losing his powers would me losing Buffy.
Tara's birthday celebration is spoiled when her parents arrive to take her home, explaining that a family curse will turn her into a demon once she turns 20.
Francis is forced to share a room with Otto at the ranch; Malcolm tries to free a friend from his overbearing mother; Hal invites an old pal to the house.
Reese finds many near and dear family treasures to make money off of when he is put in charge of the garage sale; Malcolm tries to sell Craig an old PC.
Hal and Lois fight while drawing up a will to decide where their legacies and children will go, as Hal doesn't believe they can handle such a decision.
Michael decides to remodel the garage so it will be suitable for Jr., Vanessa and the baby but when contractor bids are too high he takes on the job himself.
Michael's horrified that he has become too misshapen to fit into his favorite jeans, which leads him to recruit Darryl's assistance to whip him back into shape.
Jr. wins a competition for his cartoon which he entitled "My Wife and Kid", a story based on himself, the baby, Vanessa and the rest of the Kyle family.
Michael prepares his masterpiece sandwich for a plane ride, only to arrive late and then watch his culinary art be dissected by curious security guards.
Two lifelong friends begin a life of crime at a young age in Jamaica, and when they grow older move to Miami, where they begin to take over an empire of crime.
To Rock or Stock? Sneakerheads will do almost anything to get their hands on a unique pair of kicks, going to such extreme lengths as hiding in trash cans