Jay ignores the sanctity of her daughter's privacy when she scours through Claire's private diary, which reveals her shocking considerations of getting intimate
Michael and Jay pretend to be feuding so that their children will learn how annoying fighting is, but the kids believe that their parents are about to split up.
Michael isn't sure how to react when an old friend he used to compete against shows up in a wheelchair; Claire is grounded after being caught shoplifting.
Michael takes advantage of his role as a Native American educator to fashion an ambush that will prevent Claire from sneaking out of the house to be with Tony.
A woman offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to look through his house; a man goes out with a love interest blacks out from heavy drinking.