TV Guide Fuse Thursday

An in-depth psychoanalysis of one of the most famous murders of all time, that of John Lennon, and the man behind the death of the famous rock star.

A good girl must deliver a bag of weed for her drug-dealing fiancé, so she gets help from her best friend but somehow ends up stranded in a park.

Kuki's diet worries his family, while he feels anything is fine if he doesn't get caught.

The posters vs. mannequins display debate tears the family apart.

Chandni and Roop are put in charge of an important event; Chandan tries to organize a surprise for Kuki.

The family prepares for its first solo fashion show but Kuki is nowhere to be found.

Hal manages to disgust a group of vegetarians by sneaking meat into their food and Francis runs the entire gamut of a relationship in one afternoon.

Lois puts the entire family on financial lockdown after the kids blow up a store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing $150 worth of cognac.

Hal kidnaps the kids from their usual ride to school and instead takes them to a race where Malcolm and Reese manage to misplace their brother.

Malcolm's plans to spend time with Julie are disrupted by a funeral; Lois goes on strike when the rest of the family fails to pull their own weight.

Reese becomes so enamored with a cheerleader that he actually joins the squad; Francis suffers through a lecture by the overbearing Spangler.

Malcolm gives in to getting skating lessons from his father so he can stop running in shoes when he plays street hockey; Lois throws out her back while yelling.

Malcolm and his classmates get help from Hal on a project involving a robot and a large swarm of bees; Lois visits Francis and clashes with Spangler.

The boys enjoy a day off from school when their mother thinks it's Sunday instead of Monday; Hal is sucked in by a Porsche dealership.

Anya tries to curse Xander and calls on friends for help; the gang discover that the Troika have been watching them with secret cameras.

The Troika steal mystical orbs that grant the possessor strength and invincibility and try to rob an armored van, but Buffy intervenes.

Paramedics try to save Buffy's life; Willow succumbs to dark magic in an effort to bring back Tara, and soon no one is safe from her quest for vengeance.

Willow pursues Jonathan and Andrew in her plot to avenge Tara's death; the group looks for a protective spell from the Magic Box.

Willow is brought down momentarily after Giles discovers a new power and magically binds Willow and leaves to catch up with Buffy.

Dewey is left home with a stern baby-sitter while the rest of the family goes to a water park; Francis intentionally loses to Spangler in a game of pool.

Malcolm, Reese, Hal and Lois become embroiled in a monstrous traffic jam; Francis enters himself in a bet; Dewey has an adventure "all over the world."

A week after Halloween, Francis comes home to help his brothers with a prank involving a large slingshot and some disgusting ammo.

After becoming annoyed by pathetic birthday gifts from the children and no gift from Hal, Lois leaves, prompting the family to realize how much they need her.

Lois and Hal agree to a dinner out with the Kenarbans at a fancy spot; Francis enjoys rowdy partying with the local teenage girls until things get out of hand.

Hal, Reese and Malcolm find themselves in the desert after a weekend vacation to a casino; Francis sneaks home but finds himself alone.

Due to the care of a sexy baby-sitter, the boys act angelic while Hal and Lois are away attending a convention, where Hal gets into a fight with a co-worker.

Swarms of bats overrun Hal and the boys at home; gun-carrying robbers try to get the safe combination for the Lucky Aid from Craig and Lois.

Malcolm fakes his way in to see the school therapist after the humiliation of being a Krelboyne starts to drive him crazy; a secret bathroom is discovered.

Lois finds an amazing and cheap massage table at the mall and manages to become so relaxed that she doesn't even care about Hal and Dewey's Lego city.

Host Bruce Campbell tells stories about the success of Blockbuster, the talkboy toy from "Home Alone 2", the Lotus Esprit car and the TV show "MacGyver".