TV Guide Fuse Tuesday

Lois seeks revenge on a group of high school girls for an embarrassing prank they pulled on Reese, Hal builds a pitching machine for himself.

A visit to a friend's dental practice causes jokes among Hal's poker buddies, while Malcolm and Dewey discover that their new favorite pastime is sleeping.

Malcolm deals with an talentless partner and a combative rival in dance class; Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in his backyard.

Malcolm tries to suppress his emotions about Stevie's trip to the hospital, Hal becomes obsessed with his new remote-controlled boat.

Reese tries to balance his new vegetarian girlfriend with his job at a meat-packing plant, while Malcolm sneaks off to a rock concert.

Malcolm organizes an anti-prom for the kids that aren't popular; Dewey punishes his parents for failing to take pictures of him as a child.

A woman dates a man she met on Tinder, but his dungeon-like home is questionable; a guy dates to distract himself from the death of a close friend.

A woman offers to walk a man's dog and uses the opportunity to look through his house; a man goes out with a love interest blacks out from heavy drinking.

The family visits the suburbs thanks to a weekend pop-up sale.

The parents decide to prioritize costly repairs at the store, which jeopardizes Chandan's goal of opening a second location and expanding the business.

The family begins their search for a second bridal shop location, but they have a hard time agreeing on which spot will be best for their business.

When the Festival of South Asia returns, the parents hope nostalgia will prevent their children from leaving the store.

Michael receives an injection that is promised to remove his wrinkly countenance, but the anti-aging technology soon proves to be a problem.

Michael becomes a hypochondriac after his entire family becomes sick and threatens his chances of seeing basketball legend LeBron James play at Madison Square.

Michael and Jay spend a rare moment alone in the house reminiscing on all the humorous events that have occurred to their family over the years.

Michael and Jay reminisce about the fun times they've had with their children and friends on a rare occasion when they find themselves home alone.

Michael does some quick thinking in order to get rid of his unwanted houseguest after Vanessa's mother and father have a falling out.

Michael tries to find a tactful way to fire Vanessa's dad from the trucking company; Franklin agrees to help Claire with her science paper.

Michael tries to salvage his planned romantic evening with Jay after Jr. erroneously cancels their reservations at a fashionable hotel.

Michael fails to think ahead when he tapes a basketball game before realizing that he has accidentally erased homemade footage of Kady's first steps.

Incensed by Buffy's busy schedule, Dawn makes an impulsive wish during Buffy's 21st birthday that imprisons all the guests in the house.

Riley and his demon hunter wife Sam pursue a demon to Sunnydale, which puts Buffy's own relationship with Spike into perspective.

As Xander and Anya make final preparations for their wedding, an unforseen guest warns Xander that his marriage might not be what he is expecting.

Buffy suffers from delusions after a demon poisons her and finds herself in a world where her life as a slayer was nothing but a hallucination.

Malcolm overcomes his reluctance to talk to college recruiters, Francis gets an exciting new job as the manager of his friend's rock band.

Lois and Malcolm suffer from a bad case of mono and forced to share the same room for two weeks; Hal finds that he is the most popular guy on the block.

When Hal learns that his always-distant father has died, he tries to make up for his own disappointing childhood by indulging his sons.

A trip to Francis' Alcoholics Anonymous meeting reveals Lois' role in his drinking habit, and Dewey takes revenge on his brothers with a car key.

Lois seeks revenge on a group of high school girls for an embarrassing prank they pulled on Reese, Hal builds a pitching machine for himself.

A visit to a friend's dental practice causes jokes among Hal's poker buddies, while Malcolm and Dewey discover that their new favorite pastime is sleeping.

Malcolm deals with an talentless partner and a combative rival in dance class; Hal discovers an underground bachelor pad in his backyard.

Malcolm tries to suppress his emotions about Stevie's trip to the hospital, Hal becomes obsessed with his new remote-controlled boat.

Reese tries to balance his new vegetarian girlfriend with his job at a meat-packing plant, while Malcolm sneaks off to a rock concert.

Malcolm organizes an anti-prom for the kids that aren't popular; Dewey punishes his parents for failing to take pictures of him as a child.

Jay returns from her trip to Florida to discover the maid Michael hired to care for the family in her absence is "practically perfect in every way. "

After unintentionally launching a career as a hand model, Michael takes great pains to protect the family's new most valuable asset.

The couples realize they may not know their respective spouses as well as they would like to think they do after family game night goes from bad to worse.

Michael has himself a good time at the expense of a Bohemian midwife hired by Jr. to assist in Vanessa's all-natural home delivery.

Michael's meticulous plans to handle Vanessa's trip to the hospital are thrown out the window when she goes into labor at the mall.

Michael is ecstatic to learn Jay has enrolled him in the Michael Jordan fantasy basketball camp and may get to go one on one with the legendary hoopster.

As Malcolm readies his graduation speech and prepares to leave for Harvard, Reese and Francis take different paths to land the jobs of their dreams.

Malcolm accepts his fate as a genius and teams up with his friend Stevie in an effort to use their combined intelligence to end the tyranny of the school bully.

Lois has a battle of wills with the boys when a favorite dress of hers that she was planning to wear to her anniversary dinner turns up burnt and in the toilet.

Francis gets put in charge of his brothers and in an attempt to keep him out of military school Malcolm comes up with a plan to make things seem perfect.

Malcolm is goaded into punching an obnoxious bully, but when he finds out the intimidating boy is only seven he becomes stricken with guilt.

Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.

Stevie's wheelchair is stolen after Malcolm convinces him to sneak away from his parents during a sleepover and go to a late-night video game arcade.

Francis goes AWOL from military school to be with his girlfriend, but ends up hiding in the backyard when she turns out to be a callous thief.

Weezy is ready to go to Paris to enjoy the nightlife and good food, but when she gets there, she gets to taste more than just French cuisine.

A man is excited when an attractive guy asks him on a gym date, but things go downhill; a guy agrees to meet a man from a dating app that is into kink.

A man plans a picturesque date on a sailboat, but things quickly go awry; while working her first job at a carnival, a woman is asked out by a corny manager.

The family begins their search for a second bridal shop location, but they have a hard time agreeing on which spot will be best for their business.

When the Festival of South Asia returns, the parents hope nostalgia will prevent their children from leaving the store.

Kuki's diet worries his family, while he feels anything is fine if he doesn't get caught.

The posters vs. mannequins display debate tears the family apart.