TV Guide Fuse Wednesday

Malcolm is goaded into punching an obnoxious bully, but when he finds out the intimidating boy is only seven he becomes stricken with guilt.

Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.

Stevie's wheelchair is stolen after Malcolm convinces him to sneak away from his parents during a sleepover and go to a late-night video game arcade.

Francis goes AWOL from military school to be with his girlfriend, but ends up hiding in the backyard when she turns out to be a callous thief.

Weezy is ready to go to Paris to enjoy the nightlife and good food, but when she gets there, she gets to taste more than just French cuisine.

A man is excited when an attractive guy asks him on a gym date, but things go downhill; a guy agrees to meet a man from a dating app that is into kink.

A man plans a picturesque date on a sailboat, but things quickly go awry; while working her first job at a carnival, a woman is asked out by a corny manager.

The family begins their search for a second bridal shop location, but they have a hard time agreeing on which spot will be best for their business.

When the Festival of South Asia returns, the parents hope nostalgia will prevent their children from leaving the store.

Kuki's diet worries his family, while he feels anything is fine if he doesn't get caught.

The posters vs. mannequins display debate tears the family apart.

As Malcolm readies his graduation speech and prepares to leave for Harvard, Reese and Francis take different paths to land the jobs of their dreams.

Malcolm accepts his fate as a genius and teams up with his friend Stevie in an effort to use their combined intelligence to end the tyranny of the school bully.

Lois has a battle of wills with the boys when a favorite dress of hers that she was planning to wear to her anniversary dinner turns up burnt and in the toilet.

Francis gets put in charge of his brothers and in an attempt to keep him out of military school Malcolm comes up with a plan to make things seem perfect.

Malcolm is goaded into punching an obnoxious bully, but when he finds out the intimidating boy is only seven he becomes stricken with guilt.

Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.

Stevie's wheelchair is stolen after Malcolm convinces him to sneak away from his parents during a sleepover and go to a late-night video game arcade.

Francis goes AWOL from military school to be with his girlfriend, but ends up hiding in the backyard when she turns out to be a callous thief.

As Xander and Anya make final preparations for their wedding, an unforseen guest warns Xander that his marriage might not be what he is expecting.

Buffy suffers from delusions after a demon poisons her and finds herself in a world where her life as a slayer was nothing but a hallucination.

Anya tries to curse Xander and calls on friends for help; the gang discover that the Troika have been watching them with secret cameras.

The Troika steal mystical orbs that grant the possessor strength and invincibility and try to rob an armored van, but Buffy intervenes.

Paramedics try to save Buffy's life; Willow succumbs to dark magic in an effort to bring back Tara, and soon no one is safe from her quest for vengeance.

Jay returns from her trip to Florida to discover the maid Michael hired to care for the family in her absence is "practically perfect in every way. "

After unintentionally launching a career as a hand model, Michael takes great pains to protect the family's new most valuable asset.

The couples realize they may not know their respective spouses as well as they would like to think they do after family game night goes from bad to worse.

Michael has himself a good time at the expense of a Bohemian midwife hired by Jr. to assist in Vanessa's all-natural home delivery.

Michael's meticulous plans to handle Vanessa's trip to the hospital are thrown out the window when she goes into labor at the mall.

Michael is ecstatic to learn Jay has enrolled him in the Michael Jordan fantasy basketball camp and may get to go one on one with the legendary hoopster.

Hal manages to disgust a group of vegetarians by sneaking meat into their food and Francis runs the entire gamut of a relationship in one afternoon.

Lois puts the entire family on financial lockdown after the kids blow up a store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing $150 worth of cognac.

Hal kidnaps the kids from their usual ride to school and instead takes them to a race where Malcolm and Reese manage to misplace their brother.

Malcolm's plans to spend time with Julie are disrupted by a funeral; Lois goes on strike when the rest of the family fails to pull their own weight.

Reese becomes so enamored with a cheerleader that he actually joins the squad; Francis suffers through a lecture by the overbearing Spangler.

Malcolm gives in to getting skating lessons from his father so he can stop running in shoes when he plays street hockey; Lois throws out her back while yelling.

Malcolm and his classmates get help from Hal on a project involving a robot and a large swarm of bees; Lois visits Francis and clashes with Spangler.

The boys enjoy a day off from school when their mother thinks it's Sunday instead of Monday; Hal is sucked in by a Porsche dealership.

A look at the life of Elvis through the eyes of his highly select group of friends that he entrusted with his life with never-before-seen interviews.

Exploring the story of The Beatles, from their explosive debut in the early 60s through the decades of success that followed after.

An in-depth psychoanalysis of one of the most famous murders of all time, that of John Lennon, and the man behind the death of the famous rock star.

A good girl must deliver a bag of weed for her drug-dealing fiancé, so she gets help from her best friend but somehow ends up stranded in a park.

Kuki's diet worries his family, while he feels anything is fine if he doesn't get caught.

The posters vs. mannequins display debate tears the family apart.

Chandni and Roop are put in charge of an important event; Chandan tries to organize a surprise for Kuki.

The family prepares for its first solo fashion show but Kuki is nowhere to be found.