Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.
A man is excited when an attractive guy asks him on a gym date, but things go downhill; a guy agrees to meet a man from a dating app that is into kink.
A man plans a picturesque date on a sailboat, but things quickly go awry; while working her first job at a carnival, a woman is asked out by a corny manager.
Malcolm accepts his fate as a genius and teams up with his friend Stevie in an effort to use their combined intelligence to end the tyranny of the school bully.
Lois has a battle of wills with the boys when a favorite dress of hers that she was planning to wear to her anniversary dinner turns up burnt and in the toilet.
Francis gets put in charge of his brothers and in an attempt to keep him out of military school Malcolm comes up with a plan to make things seem perfect.
Malcolm learns the trust placed in him to baby-sit is strictly limited; Francis finds a corpse with the school's master key and gives it a proper send-off.
Paramedics try to save Buffy's life; Willow succumbs to dark magic in an effort to bring back Tara, and soon no one is safe from her quest for vengeance.
The couples realize they may not know their respective spouses as well as they would like to think they do after family game night goes from bad to worse.
Michael is ecstatic to learn Jay has enrolled him in the Michael Jordan fantasy basketball camp and may get to go one on one with the legendary hoopster.
Lois puts the entire family on financial lockdown after the kids blow up a store's steam cleaner, and Dewey confesses to stealing $150 worth of cognac.
Malcolm gives in to getting skating lessons from his father so he can stop running in shoes when he plays street hockey; Lois throws out her back while yelling.