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The Smiths discover what Easter is all about.

Carl and Master Shake purchase a Russian mail-order bride for themselves, but she locks herself in Carl's home and refuses to marry either of them.

Heavy metal rocker Glenn Danzig offers to buys Carl's house after a cybernetic time traveler visits the present to relate the true story of Christmas.

After God returns to Earth as a surfer and rewrites the Ten Commandments, a Beach Boys theme spreads all over the campus and drives Steve crazy.

Stan's search for the perfect Christmas tree takes him to the afterlife, where he battles the forces of good and evil to save his family.

Roger questions how he treats people after Stan fails to ransom him from a fake kidnapping, but when he starts acting nicer he places his health in jeopardy.

Roger kidnaps celebrities and replaces them with robot doubles as part of his plan to create a movie so sad it will cause viewers to cry themselves to death.

Snot gives a lesson to Roger about the nuances of the practice of Hanukkah, but this has unintended consequences when the lesson is taken too seriously.

Helmets are needed for a road with twists and turns.

The Smiths discover what Easter is all about.

After Reverend Putty says that lost souls are "God's Presents" Orel and Doughy go to Sinville and bring three prostitutes back to Moralton for him to convert.

Orel hosts his own movie premiere in his backyard for his family as well as key figures in Moralton's community, but Joe insults everyone at the event.

In the 20th Century, a down-on-his-luck pizza-delivery boy accidentally falls into a chamber that cryogenically freezes him until the year 3000.

Fry's first trip to outer space is spoiled by the discovery the moon has been turned into a tourist attraction with little historic significance.

As long as Rigby and Mordecai have been friends, Rigby has always given Mordecai bad birthday presents, but this year he is determined things will be different.

After Benson sees an adorable video of a cat, he becomes totally obsessed with them, so Mordecai and Rigby have to get him to stop watching them.

Muscle Man and High Five Ghost get struck by lightning, but the two best friends awake from a coma and seem to have no memory of ever knowing each other.

Mordecai and Rigby discover that their space alien friend Party Horse has broken up with his girlfriend, so they try to help get them get back together.

Ivandoe and Bert end up in a cave while fleeing a bear and meet a troll.

When Santa's sleigh is damaged, the Batwheels help Santa deliver presents to the children of Gotham and try to stop the legion of Zoom from stealing them.

When Anais finds her room a mess and her Daisy doll missing, she follows a series of clues to track down Gumball and Darwin and get her Daisy back.

Nicole keeps calm when a childhood friend tries to provoke her to fight, but when the woman threatens her job, Nicole engages her in a karate rematch.

The residents of Elmore share internet video clips that they consider the funniest and most bizarre, including self-choreographed acrobatics by Banana Joe.

Gumball and Darwin grow tired of listening to Molly's tedious anecdotes, so they realize they will just have to give her a story that's worth telling.

Gumball and Darwin get the feeling that something is just not right about their sister's friend, so Anais begins to have a few doubts of her own.

Bugs Bunny loses his glove and with it goes his identity, so he goes in search of a replacement only to take on the identity of the type of gloves he buys.

Spike gets Tom and Jerry to help him build a swimming pool for his little pup Tyke, but he must remain calm when they mess things up.

A gluttonous monster has come to Crystal Cove and attacked Francilee Jackson in the middle of her cooking show, but the gang is hungry to solve the mystery.

A man who calls himself the Dandy Highwayman comes into town intending to steal every lady in Crystal Cove away and never allow them to return.

To earn some extra cash, the gang takes jobs working as hard hats as well as investigating a mysterious figure that haunts a construction site.

While in Mexico, the gang learns that the hotel they are staying at is haunted by the ghost of Katazoma, a dead ruler who is seeking revenge.

After Princess Bubblegum takes Lemonhope to Candy Kingdom, he grows weary of all the talk of responsibility and decides to set out on his own.

When Finn and Jake decide Finn needs to get a new sword, Finn reluctantly buys a grass sword from a strange old man, but later finds out it's cursed.

Ivandoe rescues a caterpillar who can help him obtain the Golden Feather.

Ivandoe feels like an adult as his birthday rolls around, and he wonders if he still needs the usual amount of gifts or his favorite cake.

Joker's Gelato refuses to give Robin a free scoop of gelato on his birthday, so Robin starts working at an ice cream shop to get revenge.

The Titans opt to join forces with a group of porch pirates after their package is stolen by a thief.

Several strange adventures unfold as Sticky Joe searches for a can opener.

The crew opts to create their own show since they have seen everything on TV.

Nicole, Gumball, Darwin and Anais discover that Rob has obtained the ability to control the world around him and is bent on taking revenge on Gumball.

After the encounter with Rob and his ability to control the world and determination to take revenge, Gumball decides to stop him so he doesn't destroy his life.

Gumball and Darwin hunt for adventure after deciding it's the kind of day where nothing exciting will happen, but they soon realize they're quite mistaken.

After accidentally finding a secret manifesto that speaks of total world domination on Alan's memory stick, Gumball and Darwin decide they have to stop him.

A stressful Watterson family dinner pushes Nicole to sanity's edge and has her wondering how much better her life might have been if she had not met Richard.

After the Wi-Fi they have been stealing from their neighbor goes down, Gumball and Darwin decide to hack through cyberspace to find Mr. Robinson's pass code.

When a fake Halloween show and tell story about gets out of hand, Gumball is paid to exterminate the school, but the monster turns out to be real.

An online test labels him a loser so Gumball does the opposite of what he normally does, but when Tobias acts like Gumball, their world becomes a comedy.

When the people around him cast doubts on his word, Benson becomes determined that he will prove he was indeed correct about the date of the Dome Experiment.

Benson decides he wants to spice up the annual Halloween party in the park by renting a machine that makes wishes, but things get a little out of control.

Fry is forced to choose between friendship and television when Bender's antenna impairs cable reception at their stylish new apartment building.

While rescuing the animal populace of a doomed planet, the crew encounters a legendary space captain who has them arrested for breaking a space law.

Gene decides to put on an unsanctioned version of his "Die Hard" musical after the school turns it down for their fall performance.

After he learns that his burgers are contributing to Teddy's bad health, Bob becomes Teddy's workout buddy and they join a stuntman boot camp.

Bob decides to enter a burger-tasting contest, but he realizes that his secret ingredient is missing, so he has the kids venture out to find some black garlic.

Someone is giving away the Thundergirls' cookie secrets, so Tina goes undercover in her old troop to find out who the mole is; Linda dyes her hair blonde.

Louise, Gene and Tina battle angsty teens who invade their usual sledding territory; Bob helps Linda knit three scarves before Christmas arrives.

While Peter attempts to push the holiday spirit onto Lois's dad, who despises the day, Stewie is faced with what it means to confess during the Christmas-time.

After winning a prestigious writing award, Brian's alcohol problem spirals out of control and he ends up fighting with Peter for Lois' love.

A former flame reveals that Brian has a son, but he quickly infuriates the Griffin household when he brings his unruly offspring home.

Peter's new pet parrot leads him to start acting like a pirate; Chris falls for a beautiful intern while accompanying Brian to the veterinarian.

The Griffin clan celebrates reaching the 100 episode milestone with a look back at their most hilarious moments, gags, spoofs and musical numbers.

Morty goes on a wild ride when he receives a dragon.

Morty encounters snakes and sharp objects when he journeys into space.

Rick and his grandson Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man; Jerry's parents come to town during the holiday to bond with the family.

The Aqua Teens stumble upon an ancient Egyptian t-shirt containing powers that eventually summon a disgruntled Santa Clause once Meatwad gets a hold of it.

Master Shake commits identity theft on Flavor Flav and Terminator X from hip-hop group Public Enemy, in an attempt to record an album as the legendary rappers.

After playing prank on Steve, during "Prank Week," that was forbidden by the university, Frank is exiled and becomes a Buddhist monk.

Francine and Roger try to solve Stan's dependence on his mother after she intrudes on the Smith household yet again; Steve is disgusted by Klaus.

Roger acts as a couples' counselor for the Smiths after Stan finally opens up to Francine and admits that he killed her best friend's husband.

Stan fears that his new neighbor, a former KGB agent, is converting Steve to communism; Klaus is arrested for drug smuggling during a trip to France.

Stan takes advantage of a magical opportunity to recreate his Christmas after his initial plans for the perfect holiday go terribly awry.

Morty encounters snakes and sharp objects when he journeys into space.

Rick and his grandson Morty attempt to save the life of a homeless man; Jerry's parents come to town during the holiday to bond with the family.

As he takes Orel on his first hunting trip Clay gets drunk and shoots a hunting dog he thinks is a rabbit while berating his son for his reluctance to kill.

The crew makes a delivery to a planet inhabited by human-hating robots, and Bender becomes a captive when they discover that he works for humans.

Fry becomes a billionaire after discovering that his bank account from the 20th century is still active and has been accruing interest for the past 1,000 years.