Anne pretends to be sick so she can get some time off work; Sprig and Polly investigate their family history and try to find something interesting about it.
Bill and the family's road trip to visit the country is interrupted by traffic; Tilly cares for eggs and hopes the chicks will imprint on her as their mother.
Cricket and his family prepare to make a big move from the country to Big City to live with Gramma; Cricket and Bill discover a nest of raccoons in the garage.
Bill realizes that his favorite comic might not be who he claims to be, and Cricket takes on a comic who specializes in insults; Tilly defends Cricket.
As Cricket and Tilly spend time with their grandpa, Nancy tries to find him a job; Bill hoards various items in the hopes of ensuring his family's future.
Stitch uses an experiment to lull Lilo into a deep slumber, but he discovers he can't wake her up; Gantu tries to abduct Regis Philbin using experiment 360.
Doof steals shrunken goods as the Flynn-Fletchers go on a cruise; Doof renews his evil business license, and Isabella tries to lead the Fireside Girls.
While exploring a lost pyramid, Louie interprets a pharaoh's prophecy and he gets Uncle Scrooge and Launchpad to convince a hoard of mummies to rescue him.
Star inadvertently stops the passage of time and must talk Father Time into fixing her mistake; Star is overjoyed when her father arrives for a surprise visit.
Anne begins to change Stumpy's diner into a Thai-fusion food restaurant; Anne teaches Hop Pop how to be a noteworthy salesman when the stand rent rises.
Tilly says that she saw stone gargoyles coming to life to impress her friend; Cricket strikes a deal with a chain of grocery stores to sell Bill's produce.
Cricket decides to spend his first tip by purchasing a toy fish; Cricket's family spends their first night at a hotel after Gramma kicks them out of the house.