TV Guide Nickelodeon Saturday

A battle of wills between Sheldon and Penny leaves Amy caught in the middle; Leonard attempts to increase the romance between him and Priya.

Rachel, distraught over Joey's choice of style, gives him a shoulder bag which he becomes obsessed with; Phoebe meets her father at her grandma's funeral.

Phoebe learns about Monica and Chandler, so she and Rachel attempt to play a prank on the lovebirds; Ross moves into Ugly Naked Guy's apartment.

Joey's new girlfriend likes to get a little slaphappy with him and Rachel takes offense to it; Ross confronts Chandler about his relationship with Monica.

Rachel accidentally kisses her job interviewer when she applies at Ralph Lauren; Joey tries to meet a girl living in Ross's building, but Ross meets her first.

Phil and Jay try to take over coaching duties; Claire and Gloria deal with a realization; Mitchell takes Cameron with him to meet a potential client.

Phil's father stops by unexpectedly with a four legged friend; Cameron joins a rock band; Jay and Gloria take Manny to see a horror movie.

Gloria surprises Jay with a birthday getaway to Hawaii that includes the rest of the family; as everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues.

Jay wants to indulge and relax, but a reality check dampens his plans; Phil tries to be romantic; Mitchell and Cameron disagree over sightseeing.

Claire plans a family portrait; Gloria and Manny go to a game with Phil and Alex; Luke interviews Jay; Cameron works as a wedding singer.

Claire gets Phil to agree to sell the old family station wagon; Mitchell decides to build a princess castle for Lily; Manny invites a girl over to study.

Sandy Cheeks takes her Science Scout troop on a mission to the moon.

After buying Mr. Krabs a new mattress, SpongeBob throws his old mattress away and then learns that it was actually stuffed with money.

SpongeBob and Patrick have a spirited Halloween night at the Chum Bucket; Gary's favorite ball falls into monster-filled trench.

Baby Corp's lead scientist accidentally creates a stink enhancer instead of the stinkless formula, so Tim must help his brother to freshen things up.

Eleven-year-old Lincoln Loud gives his viewers an inside look on how to survive the chaos that comes with being the only boy out of ten sisters.

Chuck moves in with the Wylde-Paks after Lil & Jack destroys his house; seeking closure on her favorite K-Drama, Lily films her own finale with her family.

A bright blue hedgehog tries to navigate life on Earth with his newfound human best friend, and together they join forces in an attempt to stop a villain.

A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will win the affection of his dream girl, so he listens to a story about a creature who protects trees.

A criminal mastermind decides to use three orphaned girls to pull off a big heist, but when their love warms his heart, he considers abandoning his plans.

Mr. Krabs soon realizes pets are more profitable than their owners; Plankton puts the Chum Bucket on lockdown until he proves his affection to Karen.

In another attempt to steal the Krabby Pattie formula, Plankton falls into a beautiful underground cavern and decides to use it to attract customers.

When SpongeBob gets Gary a pet translation collar, but Squidward doesn't like it; SpongeBob befriends a small clown who was left behind by the circus.

Squidward visits Bikini Bottom's future where SpongeBob clones run the town; SpongeBob and Sandy can not practice karate on each other.

Forgetful Spongebob has to re-learn how to tie his shoelaces; Squidward takes advantage of being in charge of Krusty Krab by taking the day off.

Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward find a sunken ship that grants three wishes; Spongebob attempts to get Gary to take a bath and ends up taking one himself.

Phoebe finds a police badge under her seat at Central Perk and uses it to go on missions of mercy; Ross encounters troubles moving his new sofa upstairs.

Rachel convinces a delivery girl to give Ross her phone number to boost his confidence with women; Joey invites his grandmother to watch his TV appearance.

Ross, Chandler and Joey go on a ride along with Gary in order to distract Ross from Emily; Emily leaves a message for Ross that accidentally gets erased.

Phoebe moves in with Gary, but quickly re-packs after he guns down a bird; Rachel buys herself a hairless sphinx cat named Mrs. Whiskerson.

Joey gets the lead in a movie filming in Las Vegas and decides to take a road trip with Chandler on the way out there; Phoebe is mad at Ross but won't say why.

Monica and Chandler disagree over how to redecorate Rachel's old room; Phoebe refuses to believe that Ross does not still have feelings for Rachel.

Sheldon makes selfish demands that force him and Leonard to reconsider their long-time friendship; Howard is in the process of picking his astronaut name.

Howard must face his fears when NASA decides to move up the scheduling of his mission, which could put the wedding plans in jeopardy.

Amy and Leonard get an unexpected chance to improve their acquaintance; Howard and Bernadette spend some time with his mother.

Penny thinks she has found the right woman for Raj when she sets him up with a friend; Sheldon decides to make all of his trivial decisions by rolling dice.

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a big party at Wil Wheaton's house, causing Leonard to choose the party or his friend; Howard gets a huge opportunity.

The gang decides to go to Vegas and surprise Joey; Chandler is upset that Monica didn't tell him about her lunch with Richard; Joey meets his "hand twin."

Chandler proposes to Monica, who rolls the dice to decide her response; a drunken Ross and Rachel beat Monica and Chandler to the altar and end up married.

Monica and Chandler don't want to get married anymore; Ross tells Rachel he got their marriage annulled, but then confides to Phoebe that he really didn't.

Joey is upset to learn Chandler is moving out to live with Monica, while Rachel thinks she's staying with them; Ross realizes he's still in love with Rachel.

Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out that Alex likes a boy; Mitchell and Cameron fight over Mitchell's aversion to PDA.

Claire is stuck with the plumber; Manny has an existential crisis; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a friend's themed brunch.

Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help; Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria; Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

Phil and Claire make their family go technology-free; Mitchell and Cameron fight for a good preschool; Gloria takes care of a neighbor's yappy dog.

Claire and Haley have girl time while sick; smoke detector; Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work; Cameron takes Lily to a commercial.

Manny has a mini-life crisis about getting older; Phil and Claire race to the restaurant; Mitch and Cam get distracted at the mall.