Monica's gourmet meal is wasted on a stoned food critic that will eat anything; Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague who is interested in his monkey.
Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected; Chandler has trouble firing an attractive employee; Ross has parenthood doubts.
Rachel sprains her ankle when she tries to take down her Christmas lights on the balcony; Phoebe manages damage control when Ursula breaks Joey's heart.
Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue; a usually docile Ross gets ugly during a poker game between the girls and guys.
Chaos ensues when Marcel escapes the apartment during Rachel's babysitting watch; Ross' attempts to woo Rachel are interrupted by the return of her ex-fiancé.
Gloria's mother and sister have arrived from Colombia bearing traditions, baby names and family baggage; nobody believes Phil can help with the kids' problems.
Manny pulls out all the stops to become the lead in the school production of "Phantom of the Opera" that Cameron is putting on; Jay teaches Phil to golf.
Patrick invites SpongeBob, Sandy and Squidward the play the board game he created; SpongeBob and Squidward must retrieve Mr. Krabs' safe from the sewers.
Pearl decides to get a job in order to be more like her friends; SpongeBob's life is at risk of falling apart after he loses the ability to use his thumbs.
When Boss Baby gets trapped in Gigi's new potty-training scheme, he finds himself bare bottom; Tim gets upset at having to see his naked brother all the time.
Lance tries to bond with Shelby at a live-action role-play event; Lana tries to save the town garbage man's job when she finds out the mayor is replacing him.
Will and Min's date ends up in a rideshare turf war. At home, Halmoni throws a party as the kids try to prove they can watch themselves; the family gets famous.
Gary protects the secret formula from Plankton while SpongBob hides it; Sandy must save the day after a freak accident makes the entire town as dumb as Patrick.
Sheldon J. Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L.; Plankton is frustrated that he's seen as cute instead of evil, so he builds a robot to punish anyone.
SpongeBob and Patrick create their own zoo made entirely of bubbles; the Krusty Krab goes under emergency quarantine, but no one knows who carries the illness.
SpongeBob visits his old pal Bubble Buddy's hometown, Bubbletown; Sandy invites Karen and Mrs. Puff out for a night on the town to blow off some steam.
SpongeBob obtains a magician's wand and causes mayhem; on Friday the 13th, Mr. Krabs' extreme superstitions become a disruption for everyone around him.
Plankton decides to give up on the Chum Bucket and opens a gift shop; Bikini Bottom falls into a mass hysteria after Gary begins biting everyone in town.
Howard and Raj go to a Goth nightclub to in order to meet women; Sheldon attempts to alter Penny by using a chocolate-based behavior modification program.
Raj faces deportation back to India when his job situation turns sour, but Sheldon has a unique solution to the problem; Leonard and Penny deal with Howard.
The guys are uncomfortable with Carol's breast milk; Rachel is uncomfortable with Monica's growing friendship with Julie; Joey works as a cologne salesman.
Rachel and Barry start dating again, despite the fact that he's now engaged to Mindy; Chandler goes nuts when a woman he likes won't return his phone calls.
Monica is determined to catch the thief that stole her credit card; Ross tries to get his monkey accepted into a zoo so that he can be with his own kind.
An awkward situation arises when Phil decides to surprise Claire at her college reunion, while Gloria refuses to admit that the new baby is becoming a handful.
Mitch and Cam's best girl friend drops in to announce she's getting married and asks the boys to be best men; Gloria has trust issues with her new nanny.