When a new and exciting job opportunity overseas is offered to Leonard, it causes Sheldon to become jealous of his success and throws Penny for a big loop.
Calvin and Dave try to retrieve Grover's stolen Christmas present; Tina talks about Malcolm and Marty's childhood Christmas traditions to the children.
When a new secret formula for Krabby Patties is revealed, it proves disastrous for Bikini Bottom; Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to attend boating school classes.
The Krusty Krab crew goes to a big concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands; SpongeBob explores the melodious dreamscapes of his sleeping neighbors.
Max gets some guidance from a farm dog as he tries to protect a toddler, who is the newest member of his family, and Snowball goes on a dangerous mission.
Members of a spooky and mysterious family begin preparing for a visit from their even creepier relatives, but trouble starts to brew with a TV personality.
After capturing one of Santa's elves, Lincoln discovers he's on the Naughty List, as he tries to get on the Nice List, Lincoln accidentally breaks Christmas.
SpongeBob and his friends and neighbors in Bikini Bottom celebrate the lovable features of the holiday season, including wintry weather, Santa Claus and gifts.
Nobody in Bikini Bottom has heard of Christmas or Santa Claus; SpongeBob wants to bring Christmas to Bikini Bottom this year and his enthusiasm is infectious.
SpongeBob and Patrick search for Squidward after the inside of his home turns into a vast garbage jungle; Plankton disguises himself as a collectible figurine.
Chandler accidentally kisses Monica in front of Phoebe and Rachel and then must kiss them to cover it up; Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings for him.
Joey thinks he's hosting a telethon for PBS, but turns out to be a pledge-taker; Phoebe, trying to perform a selfless deed, unknowingly donates money to PBS.
Monica and Rachel think that Bigfoot has moved into their building; Emily and Ross end their marriage after Ross refuses to end his friendship with Rachel.
While reminiscing about past bad Thanksgivings, Chandler learns his toe wasn't "accidentally" severed by Monica; Chandler slips and tells Monica he loves her.
Sheldon seeks revenge after Amy ruins one of his favorite movies; Leonard discovers a way to get Penny to do anything; Stuart creates an online dating profile.
Sheldon's favorite childhood hero contacts Leonard with an offer to help with an experiment, leading Sheldon to befriend rival TV science host Bill Nye.
Cameron wants everyone to be happy for their annual Christmas dinner while he secretly prepares for an interview for an out-of-state job as a head coach.
The family prepares to utilize Alex's new company that's at a luxury apartment with notable residents; Phil reviews the restaurant's sliders for his food blog.
Calvin worries Tina spends an inordinate amount of time with a charming minister; Marty is stunned when he encounters his chaotic new upstairs neighbor.