TV Guide Nickelodeon Sunday

After realizing he won't live long enough to download his consciousness into a robot, Sheldon tries to extend his lifespan by reducing his contact with people.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Rachel makes a rash decision after Gunther tells her she needs to be retrained; Phoebe tries to help Joey when he gets a job selling Christmas trees.

A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters, but can't remember which one; Ross is suspicious about Rachel's job offer from a good-looking guy.

Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new coworker whispering sweet nothings in her ear; Joey attempts to teach a hard dance routine.

Claire changes her ways so she can be more positive, but she accidentally approves of Luke's new relationship with someone from his job.

Haley and Dylan make plans to quietly elope before the birth of the babies; Jay courts an Instagram celebrity as he tries to get his new business started.

Cam is asked to preside over the high school graduation ceremony, while Jay gives the commencement speech; Claire encounters her former high school rival.

While Haley and Dylan prepare to have their twins, a look back is taken at how everyone celebrated their birthdays during the past year.

Haley prepares to use tips in her parenting books; Manny hopes that directing Jay's dog bed commercial will lead him to get his ex-girlfriend back.

Claire must get everyone to leave the house before they embarrass her in front of a reporter from an important women's business magazine.

SpongeBob SquarePants falls asleep on the bus and ends up in a strange town full of Bikini Bottom doppelgangers; Squidward loses his memory.

Patrick takes a stranger on a tour of his favorite spots in Bikini Bottom; SpongeBob winds up on the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he is afraid to get off.

NFL highlights, interviews, and game picks as you've never seen them before. Most of all, find out which player takes home the slimiest trophy in sports.

SpongeBob tries to learn more about the Vikings for Krusty Krab's Viking-themed promotion; SpongeBob decides to sneak out of Boating School.

Sandy's competitive nature disturbs SpongeBob and Patrick's jellyfish fishing; SpongeBob pulls a loose string from Squidward's shirt which never seems to end.

Mr. Crabs attempts to attract more children to the Krusty Krab by building a playground at the restaurant; Patrick and Spongebob spend the weekend camping.

A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will win the affection of his dream girl, so he listens to a story about a creature who protects trees.

Buster Moon and his friends prepare for their new show in the entertainment capital of the world, but they must convince a reclusive rock star to join them.

A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will win the affection of his dream girl, so he listens to a story about a creature who protects trees.

When two dogs are almost taken to the pound during their walk, they are rescued by a rabbit who tries to convince them to join his gang of abandoned pets.

SpongeBob is recruited to cook in the big leagues, but first, he must prove his worth in the test kitchen.

The Chum Bucket is replaced by a flower shop with a charming new owner; the Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade.

Lola must spend quality time with Bernie; after Lynn sees cousin Shiloh's athletic skills, she gets overly competitive to prove she's the greatest of all time.

LAD has a sleepover and, in an effort, to join in, Jack ends up making a promise that turns their night upside down; Will's parents visit Canyon Valley.

SpongeBob accidentally shrinks himself and has to work at the Krusty Krab; Squidward tries to show SpongeBob and Patrick how to play sports.

Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner who thinks "Smelly Cat" has hit potential; Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg.

Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate

Ross unsuccessfully tries to prevent Rachel from learning that he slept with Chloe, the copy store employee; Rachel breaks up with Ross.

Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking with surprising results; Monica agrees to a date with a customer who turns out to be extremely wealthy.

Rachel goes on her first date after splitting from Ross, and it's with Mark; Monica continues to date Pete, even though she is still not attracted to him.

Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at the video store; Joey agrees to read "Little Women," while Rachel agrees to read "The Shining."

The guys are concerned for Sheldon's well-being as he searches for an alternative to human companionship, so they ask his mother for help.

An embarrassing incident Howard has tried to keep a secret comes to light as he attempts to win back his ex-girlfriend; Sheldon and Raj have a war at work.

Leonard asks for help when he realizes he is the only one in the group without a girlfriend; after meeting her mother, Sheldon tries to get rid of Amy.

Leonard tries to keep a secret from the guys, but when Sheldon uncovers the truth, he helps Leonard by making up a story to keep the others from finding out.

The FBI interviews the guys for a new project and the answers Sheldon gives during the interview puts Howard's security clearance in jeopardy.

Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets setting up Chandler with her boss, Joanna.

Joey and Chandler adopt a baby chick and a duck; Ross misses a panel for the Discovery Channel to help Rachel, who may have a broken rib.

At the premiere of Joey's big play, Ross alone concludes that Rachel's date is insane; Joey falls in love with Kate, but she gets a big job in Los Angeles.

Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist when he's afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his butt; Monica worries that Pete may propose to her.

When Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke realize that the twins may be able help them with a few things, they offer to give Haley a break for a day.

Mitch and Cam discover their own lack of self-confidence as they help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party.

Gloria uses her alone time with the twins as a chance to secretly baptize them; Claire faces the fallout from the smart closet failure.

The Dunphy house becomes full when Dylan's hippie mother moves in and Jerry, who is Claire's lonely stepfather, wants to visit them.

The family prepares to utilize Alex's new company that's at a luxury apartment with notable residents; Phil reviews the restaurant's sliders for his food blog.

Phil checks on his father after he hears some troubling news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch memorabilia from their childhood.

Dave offers to join Calvin's bowling team shortly before an annual bowling championship; Gemma and Tina compete for an arcade game's high score.