Raj publishes a paper that suggests he has stumbled upon alien life; Leonard aspires to become the principal investigator during a study in plasma physics.
Kripke stumbles upon evidence that suggests Dr. Pemberton had plagiarized his college thesis; Howard learns multiple waitresses used to have a crush on him.
Claire and Phil decide to keep an eye on Luke and Manny when they hang with a questionable friend; Gloria and Jay are having a fight over two different things.
Malcolm and Marty consider the possibility that the neighborhood is affecting their dad; when Tina is mistaken for a celebrity, she decides to play along.
Spongebob has to buy a new spatula after Spat breaks, but the new one is not as good as Spat demands; Spongebob is forced to travel down into a wishing well.
When a new secret formula for Krabby Patties is revealed, it proves disastrous for Bikini Bottom; Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to attend boating school classes.
Max gets some guidance from a farm dog as he tries to protect a toddler, who is the newest member of his family, and Snowball goes on a dangerous mission.
Mr. Krabs tries to sabotage the circus for stealing his customers; Sandy tries to solve everyone's issues, only to return home to her own monster of a problem.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to get the Krusty Krab's grill back from some kids; The Krusty Krab's customers crave something creepier than usual at night.
Squidward's prankster father visits and brings gags with him; Plankton tries to get a taste of the secret formula by attaching himself to SpongeBob's tongue.
SpongeBob & Patrick discover that their favorite Kelpbed Kid is a familiar face; It's invasion of the faux-chovies when everyone suddenly starts meeping.
SpongeBob and Patrick search for Squidward after the inside of his home turns into a vast garbage jungle; Plankton disguises himself as a collectible figurine.
Chandler accidentally kisses Monica in front of Phoebe and Rachel and then must kiss them to cover it up; Rachel finally tells Ross her feelings for him.
Joey thinks he's hosting a telethon for PBS, but turns out to be a pledge-taker; Phoebe, trying to perform a selfless deed, unknowingly donates money to PBS.
Joey's new girlfriend likes to get a little slaphappy with him and Rachel takes offense to it; Ross confronts Chandler about his relationship with Monica.
Phoebe finds a police badge under her seat at Central Perk and uses it to go on missions of mercy; Ross encounters troubles moving his new sofa upstairs.
Once realizing that his future of ever getting close to Penny will never be, Leonard decides to engage in a one night stand with a fellow female scientist.
Phil decides he is going to carry out his mother's desire for him to reconnect with the land in which he was conceived and the whole family is going with him.
Phil fails to wait for the repairman at home and tries to build an elaborate lie to keep Claire in the dark, but he physically cannot handle the stress.
Mitch and Cam think they're ready for anything until everything starts flying apart and their wedding planner starts doing what he can to keep the peace.
The planner and the family keep pulling out new contingency plans as the day progresses into a complete show of chaos and the guests are getting impatient.
Calvin, Dave and Gemma try to help Tina after she gets unexpected news; Marty and Grover work together to make a robot for his school's science competition.
Gemma struggles to accept some of Calvin's methods as coach of a youth basketball team; Tina and Marty face the consequences of an old Butler family secret.