Penny's flirty sales method winds up attracting a lovesick doctor; Amy and Bernadette debate whether female scientists should be more sexually appealing.
Bernadette and Amy organize a high school prom on the rooftop of the guys' apartment complex; Sheldon feels forced to take part in the idealistic prom rituals.
Cameron's birthday falls on Leap Day, and the pressure for Mitchell to get it right is high; Phil's plans to celebrate the holiday are thwarted by the girls.
After Cameron's clown mentor passes away, he is reunited with his ex-clown partner; Phil is trumped by another agent when trying to land an important listing.
Claire helps Luke cope with the passing of his friend and neighbor Walt; Phil and Alex have some quality father-daughter time; Haley hosts an unapproved party.
The Dunphys are shopping for a new car; Phil makes an impulsive purchase without Claire; Jay is firm in going to his high school reunion with Gloria and Manny.
Dave is stunned by Calvin's idea of camping when the two families go on a camping trip; Gemma and Tina meet a deceptively nice general store proprietor.
Spongebob and Patrick have to keep the job clean when they are hired to paint Mr. Krabs house; Krusty Krab produces a training video for future employees.
Squidward is forced to work at cleaning up Bikini Bottom as community service after a policeman catches him littering in public; SpongeBob buys Gary a pet.
Gary protects the secret formula from Plankton while SpongBob hides it; Sandy must save the day after a freak accident makes the entire town as dumb as Patrick.
Plankton's family opens their own restaurant directly next to the Chum Bucket; SpongeBob suddenly finds everything funny, much to everyone's annoyance.
Mr. Krabs worries that Plankton hasn't tried to steal the secret formula lately; Patrick discovers that SpongeBob's pineapple house has a library of books.
SpongeBob experiences a bad luck streak when his lucky tie clip suddenly goes missing; when Patrick can't fall asleep, he seeks assistance from the Sandman.
SpongeBob goes to great lengths to meet one of the figures he greatly admires; Mr. Krabs tries to motivate his employees by telling them a scary story.
Mr. Krabs goes into a frenzy trying to get the penny he thought SpongeBob picked up; SpongeBob is visiting the ship-shaped Boat Museum when it starts to move.
SpongeBob wants Squidward to visit his home, but when Squidward say that his own home is good enough, SpongeBob decides to decorate his home like Squidward's.
SpongeBob and Squidward try to sell Krabby Patties from a food truck in the darkest depths of the ocean; Pearl & Narlene have a whales' day out in the big city.
An online critic picks apart Leonard and Sheldon's physics paper; Penny, Amy and Bernadette reflect on some of their more shameful moments from the past.
Jay and Gloria fight over lunch; Phil must fire Mitchell; Cam and Claire debate over disciplining children; Alex tries to complete a "living art" display.
Phil takes Jay on a fishing trip; Gloria struggles with sharing her news; Dylan moves into the Dunphy's temporarily; Mitch and Cam decide to adopt a cat.
When Phil and Claire drop Haley off at college, they wind up embarrassing her; Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class; Lily gets in a tussle.
Dave wants to have a more important part in Calvin's annual barbecue, but Calvin's reaction signals there is more work needed to grow their relationship.