Howard's wedding plans are put in peril when the guys throw him a bachelor party; Bernadette reconsiders marrying Howard after learning about his history.
Monica gets together with Fun Bobby, but discovers that when he's not drinking, he's not so fun; Joey wins the role of Dr. Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives."
Phil decides he is going to carry out his mother's desire for him to reconnect with the land in which he was conceived and the whole family is going with him.
Phil fails to wait for the repairman at home and tries to build an elaborate lie to keep Claire in the dark, but he physically cannot handle the stress.
Mitch and Cam think they're ready for anything until everything starts flying apart and their wedding planner starts doing what he can to keep the peace.
The planner and the family keep pulling out new contingency plans as the day progresses into a complete show of chaos and the guests are getting impatient.
SpongeBob wants Squidward to visit his home, but when Squidward say that his own home is good enough, SpongeBob decides to decorate his home like Squidward's.
SpongeBob and Patrick use carrier clams to send messages to each other; after cooking his zillionth Krabby Patty, SpongeBob develops an allergy to them.
Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse after Plankton breaks the law; SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into an RV and go on a road trip.
Buster Moon and his friends prepare for their new show in the entertainment capital of the world, but they must convince a reclusive rock star to join them.
Count Dracula becomes overprotective when an ordinary young man discovers his monsters-only resort and falls in love with his daughter on her 118th birthday.
SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a town where logic no longer applies; SpongeBob can't stop biting his nails, but he also can't figure out why.
In spite of SpongeBob's protests, Mr. Krabs convinces Squidward and Patrick to help him steal money from a houseboat haunted by a crew of ghost pirates.
After getting his big break, Joey pays Chandler back; Monica and Rachel's prom video reveals Ross' feelings for Rachel, as well as Monica's former girth.
After having a fight with Chandler, Joey decides to move out; Rachel and Phoebe decide to get tattoos; Monica's father disapproves of her dating Richard.
When Howard and Bernadette decide to finally get married before his NASA launch, the gang all works together to put on a decent wedding for the couple.
Sheldon tries to nurse a sick Amy back to health; Howard prepares for a huge upcoming fishing trip with his father-in-law in hopes that he will impress him.
Leonard gets his car stolen when the guys take a road trip dressed as "Star Trek: The Next Generation" characters to a comic book convention in Bakersfield.
Howard has an internal struggle about opening a letter from his father; Leonard and Penny decide to throw a "grown-up" cocktail party at the apartment.
Phoebe is discovered by a record producer who wants to make "Smelly Cat" a video; Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate.
Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out; a new book on female empowerment inspires the ladies to have a "goddess meeting."
Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends; Monica becomes jealous when Richard begins going out with Joey and Chandler.
Jay and Gloria struggle to figure out what to get each other for their anniversary; the Dunphys take a trip to the Caltech Institute for Alex's college tour.
Phil discovers he is at fault for the entire family getting a terrible cold; Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny with the pressures of high school football.
Phil and Claire worry that Haley and Any spend too much time together; Gloria hires a Spanish tutor for Manny despite the fact that he wants to learn French.