TV Guide Nickelodeon Thursday

Leonard gives an unflattering interview, which upsets the university and physics community; Amy and Bernadette bond over a shared experience.

Amy tries helping Sheldon calm down as he worries about picking a wedding date; Koothrappali and Stuart are interested in Bernadette's new coworker.

Howard and Sheldon bond while traveling towards the desert to launch a model rocket; Leonard feels slighted when his mother makes Penny her new best friend.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Rachel makes a rash decision after Gunther tells her she needs to be retrained; Phoebe tries to help Joey when he gets a job selling Christmas trees.

A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters, but can't remember which one; Ross is suspicious about Rachel's job offer from a good-looking guy.

Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new coworker whispering sweet nothings in her ear; Joey attempts to teach a hard dance routine.

Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at the video store; Joey agrees to read "Little Women," while Rachel agrees to read "The Shining."

Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner who thinks "Smelly Cat" has hit potential; Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg.

Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate

Jay wants to indulge and relax, but a reality check dampens his plans; Phil tries to be romantic; Mitchell and Cameron disagree over sightseeing.

Claire plans a family portrait; Gloria and Manny go to a game with Phil and Alex; Luke interviews Jay; Cameron works as a wedding singer.

Claire gets Phil to agree to sell the old family station wagon; Mitchell decides to build a princess castle for Lily; Manny invites a girl over to study.

Marty and Courtney's attempt to keep the baby's name a secret is ruined because no one can keep it to themselves; Dave assembles a diaper changing table.

The crew is at a Toni Braxton concert when Courtney's water suddenly breaks.

SpongeBob asks his grandma to stop kissing him in public because it embarrasses him; Squidward finds new neighbors who are more like himself.

Mayor Goodway honors the PAW Patrol with the Key to the City, but Sid Swashbuckle and Arrby swipe the key, so the Pups solve the mystery and stop the pirates.

Mayor Humdinger's plan to win the giant melon contest goes off the rails when his melon bounces away; Farmer Al's truck gets stuck on a broken bridge.

Claw finds a way to make Sparks' breath icy and sets out to freeze Barkingburg; Chase accidentally pulls the legendary Golden Bone of Excalibark from its stone.

Pups rescue Francois from a water tower geyser; a baby anteater is stuck on a bucking RoboHorse; Pups rescue Ace & her special delivery for Chickaletta's party.

Peppa and her family go on a special visit to Uncle Pig's house where Aunty Pig and Cousin Chloe are eagerly awaiting them; Granny and Grandpa baby-sit.

Hurricane Harrigan and Cap'n Turbot get caught water skiing behind an out-of-control boat; Danny X becomes Mayor Humdinger's assistant and builds a theme park.

Chickaletta's family is scattered around town, causing major traffic jams; Chase leads a mission to rescue a lost Ryder, involving clues, tools, and Chewington.

Daisy and Mr. Crocodile arrange a dance performance for Mrs. Flores after they find her old dance shoes.

When squirrels stash acorns in Alex's treehouse, it causes it to fall onto Danny's skateboard; when a joey is separated from its mother, the Pups must save him.

Cap'n Turbot & Francois are observing mountain goats when an avalanche strikes; Farmer Al finds crop circles in his corn field, so he calls on the PAW Patrol.

Rubble & Crew build the perfect place to show off River's ever-changing photography projects, Builder Cove's own art museum; Farmer Zoe has a new goat.

Mr. Crocodile takes a motto a bit too far; Daisy and Mr. Crocodile arrange a dance performance for Mrs. Flores after they find her old dance shoes.

In the Dino Wilds, Marshall performs some dinosaur dentistry, along with the help of an ancient geyser and his fellow Dino Pup Pals.

Julia, Julius and a flamingo go missing from a dance contest; Mayor Goodway and her niece Julia get stuck on a runaway art installation.

SpongeBob and Patrick try to prove their life insurance can protect them from anything; when SpongeBob blows a bubble boat, everybody in town wants one.

Sheldon J. Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L.; SpongeBob and Patrick take Squidward on a plane to a tropical resort.

Gary protects the secret formula from Plankton while SpongBob hides it; Sandy must save the day after a freak accident makes the entire town as dumb as Patrick.

Bubble Bass doesn't pay his bill, so SpongeBob and Squidward go to collect the cash; Mr. Krabs makes Spongebob and Squidward cook a fancy meal for Mrs. Puff.

Patrick Star hosts a dating show; a beast is eating all the ice cream.

Squidward's new life in witness protection is threatened; while stuck in her dome, Sandy suspects that Plankton is up to no good and has Patrick investigate.

Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse after Plankton breaks the law; SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into an RV and go on a road trip.

SpongeBob and Patrick complete chores at Old Man Jenkins' farm; Gary sneaks out of the house so that he can meet up with Spot, who is his secret best friend.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton accidentally book the same room on a cruise; SpongeBob and Bubble Bass disagree over which version of Captain Quasar is better.

The Chum Bucket is replaced by a flower shop with a charming new owner; the Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade.

Ross unsuccessfully tries to prevent Rachel from learning that he slept with Chloe, the copy store employee; Rachel breaks up with Ross.

Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking with surprising results; Monica agrees to a date with a customer who turns out to be extremely wealthy.

Rachel goes on her first date after splitting from Ross, and it's with Mark; Monica continues to date Pete, even though she is still not attracted to him.

At the premiere of Joey's big play, Ross alone concludes that Rachel's date is insane; Joey falls in love with Kate, but she gets a big job in Los Angeles.

Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist when he's afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his butt; Monica worries that Pete may propose to her.

Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets setting up Chandler with her boss, Joanna.

Raj and Sheldon tell Bernadette why they dislike Amy and Howard working together; Penny and Leonard discover new ways to handle Sheldon.

Sheldon competes against Wil Wheaton to be the next Professor Proton; Penny takes care of Halley while Howard and Bernadette are put on bed rest.

Sheldon becomes embarrassed while he and Bert work together on a research project; Penny and Bernadette help Raj with his relationship with Ruchi.

Howard and Leonard are upset to learn that Sheldon has been working with the military; Bernadette asks Raj to investigate certain suspicions.

The guys remove Sheldon from taking part in a possibly valuable investment in Bitcoin; a certain secret regarding Leonard and Penny's relationship is revealed.

Joey and Chandler adopt a baby chick and a duck; Ross misses a panel for the Discovery Channel to help Rachel, who may have a broken rib.

Monica must decide her future with Pete when he plans to enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship; Chandler has a problem when his new boss is slaphappy.

While at the beach, Phoebe meets a family friend with links to her past; Ross discovers that Rachel still loves him and must decide between her and Bonnie.

Ross chooses between Rachel and his bald-headed girlfriend Bonnie; Joey, Chandler, and Monica have a perilous encounter with a jellyfish at the beach.

Phoebe believes that her adoptive mother's spirit resides in her new pet cat; Monica goes on a date with Rachel's hunky high-school boyfriend.

Monica caters a party for her mom; Chandler's encounter with Rachel's boss leads to an embarrassing situation; an encyclopedia salesman takes advantage of Joey.

Chandler hits on a woman at Central Perk, not realizing she is Joey's new girlfriend; Phoebe tries to catch a cold because it makes her voice sexier.

Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out that Alex likes a boy; Mitchell and Cameron fight over Mitchell's aversion to PDA.

Claire is stuck with the plumber; Manny has an existential crisis; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a friend's themed brunch.