TV Guide Nickelodeon Wednesday

When a woman considers donating to the university, Sheldon wants Leonard to seduce her, causing him to think about how far he is willing to go for science.

Ross's new girlfriend seems to be nearly perfect until he visits her dirty apartment; Chandler helps Joey pick out a thoughtful present for Kathy's birthday.

Ross's friends avoid telling him how terrible his keyboard playing is; Chandler is faced with a tough decision after sharing a kiss with Kathy.

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a shipping crate as penance for kissing Kathy; The gang decides to give each other Secret Santa gifts.

Chandler and Ross are excited about Gandolf "the party wizard", an old high school friend, coming to town; Joanna squashes Rachel's promotion chances.

A man and his younger wife deal with the trials of family life, including his two grown children, who have family issues of their own to deal with.

Phil tries to help Luke prove he is responsible enough for a bicycle, but a hot neighbor causes trouble; Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to Mommy and Me class.

Jay takes Phil out to fly his model airplane; Gloria takes Alex dress shopping; Claire has an unexpected heart-to-heart with Manny.

Claire and Mitchell's mother wants to make amends with everyone after the wedding, but things come to a head during dinner at Claire's house.

Jay and Gloria invite everyone over for barbecue and football, but an earlier incident at school and the utterance of an unflattering label make things awkward.

Phil misreads how Claire is coping with an empty nest; Jay and Gloria disagree about Manny's outfit; Mitchell and Cameron freak out over a bump.

Dave's patience wears thin as Gemma's freeloading sister unexpectedly arrives; Calvin grows weary of Malcolm continuing to live at home.

Calvin and Dave are determined to redeem themselves from trivia night failure; Tina takes personal action to be introduced to Malcolm's girlfriend.

Mr. Krabs has Squidward direct a commercial for the Krusty Krab; Squidward quits his job after Mr. Krabs accuses him of stealing the first dime he ever made.

When the Cheetah swipes the PAW Patroller to fulfill her nefarious plan to destroy the jungle, the PAW Patrol must get a brand-new vehicle and stop her.

Mayor Humdinger and his kitties accidentally set Lizzy's Lemonade Stand on fire, so now it's up to the Fire Rescue pups to extinguish the fires.

The PAW Patrol must stop a runaway train and find the missing passengers; Ms. Marjorie, Tilly Turbot, and Mayor Goodway get stranded while zip-lining.

Mayor Humdinger tricks people to sail icy waters in search of an Antarctic treasure; the pups need to rescue Ryder and Alex when their ATV gets out of control.

Madame Gazelle teaches the children fun paper games; Grandpa builds something in his shed; Peppa and Suzy find out that Granny Sheep is moving in.

Rubble & Crew want to help open a new restaurant for everyone; when Grandpa Gravel is feeling under the weather, the Crew step in to make his signature soup.

Rubble & Crew are ready to replace the broken telescope lens at the Observatory, until it starts a fiery fiasco during delivery.

A new Fire Captain comes to town to help train all the pups as new recruits; Charger can't wait to help Sierra Sparkle with her big show.

Mayor Humdinger disrupts Adventure Bay with his kitties, Katie and the pups must rescue the town; Cap'n Turbot loses his glasses and creates chaos in his path.

Mayor Humdinger's giant neon sign of himself gets loose and rolls through town; Sweetie steals a painting of the Princess and attempts to replace it.

A Junkyard Kitten's home is destroyed and Rocky bites off more than he can chew when he invites the kitten to stay at the Lookout overnight.

Winnie Winnington goes looking for a frog to enter in a frog-jumping contest; the pups must help a salmon get to the ocean; Alex gets stuck on top of a dam.

Sid Swashbuckle pretends to be a ghost so that he can take Danny's new skateboard; an alien boy zaps Mayor Goodway's party guests into floating space bubbles.

Painter decides to paint Gargamel's mother after the other Smurfs refuse to pose for his masterpiece; favorite items disappear from the village.

Sonic learns that Nine is using the New Yoke shard to create his dream world in a barren Shatterspace and Sonic must convince Nine to fight with him.

After he sees an old submarine that has been converted into a Krusty Krab, Plankton decides that he should create his own mobile restaurant.

The gang gets lost in the woods while heading to a food convention; in a letter to his pen pal, SpongeBob accidentally tells a lie to his pen pal.

Tinkle travels through time; Bunny and Cecil celebrate Spend Time with One of Your Kids Day.

In order to impress everyone at a weightlifting competition, SpongeBob purchases a pair of inflatable arm muscles to make himself look buff.

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Lola must spend quality time with Bernie; after Lynn sees cousin Shiloh's athletic skills, she gets overly competitive to prove she's the greatest of all time.

After their battle to procure a rare cookie, Jack feels more part of the family; the Groom & Board gets a bad review, so Lily tries to find the culprit.

Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus; Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but SpongeBob arrives to take care of him.

Phoebe goes to the doctor to get the embryos implanted in her uterus; Joey and Chandler win a bet and get to switch apartments with Rachel and Monica.

Chandler can't cope with a risqué sex scene in Kathy's latest play; Rachel copes with losing her luxurious apartment to Chandler and Joey.

Ross is beaten badly when his attempt to impress Emily lands him in a brutal game of Rugby; Chandler nurtures pretend moving plans to avoid Janice.

Rachel throws a departure party for Emily just to sneak a peek at Joshua outside of work; A pregnant Phoebe craves meat, despite being a vegetarian.

Ross must decide whether to continue a long distance relationship; Chandler sets Rachel up with a coworker; Phoebe tries to write the perfect holiday song.

Phoebe's brother and his new wife ask Phoebe to consider carrying their child to term; Joey takes a job as a tour guide in Ross's museum.

Penny worries that she can no longer date normal guys, which causes her to make a brash decision; Howard and Raj try to find Sheldon a soul mate.

Tensions start to run high when everyone is coincidentally staying at the same hotel for a science event; Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend.

Howard gives serious consideration to taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard rekindles the relationship he had with Raj's sister.

Sheldon has a difficult time coping when he realizes the fact that Leonard is the center of their social group, so he sets out to find a new group of friends.

Leonard is forced to choose between his new girlfriend and his long-time friendship with Penny; Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick he showed him.

Chandler and Joey refuse to turn off their television after discovering a free porno station; Phoebe discovers that she's having triplets.

Phoebe's decision to name one of the triplets after either Joey or Chandler causes chaos; Ross is concerned when Susan and Emily hit it off.

Monica and Rachel are tired of their new apartment, so they try to bribe the boys into taking it back; Ross asks Emily to marry him, much to Rachel's chagrin.

Annoyed at Joey's constant snoring, Chandler sends Joey to a sleep clinic; Monica is reluctant to remove Emily's wedding dress after trying it on.

The whole family supports Manny in his fencing ambitions, but Jay's enthusiasm triggers an old wound for Mitchell; Phil tries to find Luke's hidden talents.

Claire decides to surprise Phil with a really great present, only to be surprised herself; Cameron and Mitchell go out for a night on the town with a friend.

Phil and Claire plan the ultimate birthday party for Luke, but Cameron's choice of clown costume winds up sending someone to the hospital.

Gloria is unhappy when Jay meets Manny's father; Claire calls firemen to help Phil with his kidney stones; Mitchell and Cameron sleep train Lily.

Claire finds a dirty picture on the computer; Gloria doesn't care for Jay's life-sized dog butler statue; Cameron is pulled into the gardener's woes.

Mitchell gets Jay to start noticing things that make it seem like one of his old friends might be gay; Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover.

Calvin worries Tina spends an inordinate amount of time with a charming minister; Marty is stunned when he encounters his chaotic new upstairs neighbor.