TV Guide Nickelodeon Wednesday

After listening to Penny's singing, Leonard makes up a lie to avoid hearing her again at an upcoming performance, and Sheldon heightens the deception.

Knowing how Sheldon acts when feeling under the weather, Leonard and the guys get away as soon as possible, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

Sheldon becomes extremely jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard devise a plan to spoil the boy genius' research.

Phoebe moves in with Gary, but quickly re-packs after he guns down a bird; Rachel buys herself a hairless sphinx cat named Mrs. Whiskerson.

Joey gets the lead in a movie filming in Las Vegas and decides to take a road trip with Chandler on the way out there; Phoebe is mad at Ross but won't say why.

Rachel accidentally kisses her job interviewer when she applies at Ralph Lauren; Joey tries to meet a girl living in Ross's building, but Ross meets her first.

An unpleasant, disruptive couple looks at the house next door to Phil and Claire; Mitch and Cam try to get Lily out of Mrs. Plank's class.

Phil and Claire worry that Haley and Any spend too much time together; Gloria hires a Spanish tutor for Manny despite the fact that he wants to learn French.

Phil and Claire think the pressure they put on Alex to date has caused her to make up a boyfriend; Jay tries to get out of going to a party of Gloria's.

An eco-conscious neighbor and his pet rooster cause commotion in the community that Dave and Calvin aim to correct; the youngest Butler son makes a confession.

Calvin and Dave's first road trip is marred by an unexpected test of friendship; Tina and Gemma work on home repairs while their husbands are gone.

Gemma's sister, Brittany, comes back and claims to have moved past her troublemaking ways; Dave persuades Calvin to join him in completing an escape room.

Calvin and Tina are taken aback when Malcolm unexpectedly returns home with a new motorcycle; Dave and Gemma embark on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas.

SpongeBob accidentally gets a splinter in his finger while working hard at the Krusty Krab, and he tries everything he can think of to get it out.

The pups build a surprise skatepark for Auntie Crane and must fix a cement mix mishap; Charger's favorite singer is coming to town.

Rubble & Crew build Builder Cove's Fire Station, with an inspection from PAW Patrol's Marshall, but Speed Meister's sneaky sabotage traps Marshall's Fire Truck.

The Paw Patrol help re-fill the pool at the water park to enjoy the day; Ryder and the patrol step in when the animals are late being delivered to the circus.

Ryder and the patrol head to Alex's school to help locate his lost backpack; the pups attempt to turn the power back on before Chase's birthday party.

At the gym, Madame Gazelle teaches the children about martial arts; along with Mr. Bull, the children learn how to fall safely, balance and throw punches.

Ryder and the Patrol are called into action when they learn Chickaletta has fallen into a cave; turtles have started popping up around town.

The Patrol is called into action to keep Alex the Giant busy and back up his beanstalk; Cap'n Turbot and his cousin Francois Turbot get stuck on a cliff.

Mayor Goodway and Alex want a closer look at a baby whale but a storm sends them out to sea; Ryder gets himself stranded after trying to help Garbie the goat.

The pups are ready to compete in the Adventure Bay Race Day to compete against each other; Mr. Porter enlists the pups' help with a cake competition.

In the Dino Wilds, Marshall performs some dinosaur dentistry, along with the help of an ancient geyser and his fellow Dino Pup Pals.

The pups jump into action to build an observatory to help their friend River; after meeting Park Ranger Rose, the pups get stuck on a nature trail.

The power is out in Builder Cove and the pups find out a beaver is to blame; Speed Meister damages the road ahead of the town helper parade.

Jake and Chase's cave spelunking trip goes awry when Jake gets stuck; Katie's bathtub float for the parade floats away when Alex puts too many balloons on it.

The turkey from the Thanksgiving feast flies away with Mayor Humdinger and his kittens; a strong wind sweeps up all the surfers in the windsurfing race.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton compete against one another by putting unhealthy grease in their food; SpongeBob tries to become a model for a commercial.

Squidward spends the whole day with Spongebob because Spongebob only has one day left to live; Plankton tries to steal the Krabby Patty formula again.

When SpongeBob and his pals get trapped during Krusty Krab's anniversary, they reminisce of past adventures; Plankton may get the Krabby Patty formula.

DoodleBob bites SpongeBob, transforming him into a WereDoodle; SpongeBob dresses up for Gorilla Suit Day and is mistaken for a real gorilla.

Squidward spends a day at the laundromat with his fellow Bikini Bottomites; SpongeBob and Patrick must track down Old Man Jenkins' prized worm hog.

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When an adaptive wheelchair program finds itself on the verge of not being able to play its season, Renee and the Play it Forward Game On squad save the season.

SpongeBob tries to escape a tormentor at the boat school; SpongeBob finally gets Squidward to try a Krabby Patty but tells him he doesn't like it.

SpongeBob and Patrick decide to sell chocolate bars in order to become wealthy; SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy and Squidward become superheroes.

The gang decides to go to Vegas and surprise Joey; Chandler is upset that Monica didn't tell him about her lunch with Richard; Joey meets his "hand twin."

Chandler proposes to Monica, who rolls the dice to decide her response; a drunken Ross and Rachel beat Monica and Chandler to the altar and end up married.

Monica and Chandler don't want to get married anymore; Ross tells Rachel he got their marriage annulled, but then confides to Phoebe that he really didn't.

Joey is upset to learn Chandler is moving out to live with Monica, while Rachel thinks she's staying with them; Ross realizes he's still in love with Rachel.

Chandler becomes nervous when Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment building; Ross is driven insane when he can't name all fifty states.

Monica invites an old friend from high school over for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross; Joey vows to eat turkey.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a shipping crate as penance for kissing Kathy; The gang decides to give each other Secret Santa gifts.

Sheldon tries to nurse a sick Amy back to health; Howard prepares for a huge upcoming fishing trip with his father-in-law in hopes that he will impress him.

Sheldon and Penny spend quality time with one another and share intimate secrets; Wolowitz tries to help Raj get over his ex-girlfriend.

The guys decide to participate in the school Physics Bowl for fun, but Sheldon's overly competitive attitude gets him kicked out of the group.

After purchasing a coveted time machine prop from a classic 1960 film, the guys are excited about its arrival, but the object causes problems for Penny.

When Sheldon's twin sister Missy visits, Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali become infatuated with her, and Leonard comes up with plan to eliminate the others.

Monica and Chandler disagree over how to redecorate Rachel's old room; Phoebe refuses to believe that Ross does not still have feelings for Rachel.

Joey's SAG health insurance has lapsed due to his lack of work; after moving in with Ross, Rachel learns that Ross never got their marriage annulled.

Rachel convinces a delivery girl to give Ross her phone number to boost his confidence with women; Joey invites his grandmother to watch his TV appearance.

The entire family takes Haley out to a bar in commemoration of her 21st birthday; Claire attempts to get Haley to look at her like a friend instead of a mother.

After the Dunphys and Manny have a near death experience, each person resolves to change their lives, which throws the family into chaos.

Claire hates how the neighbors' yard looks with their hideous boat parked on it, so Phil makes a strike against them; Jay struggles to potty train Joe.

The Butlers and Johnsons try to fix a dilapidated property in their community in order to keep a group of greedy developers from purchasing it.

Dave and Calvin's mission to retrieve Gemma's stolen phone encounters an unexpected development; Malcolm and Marty move their belongings into their new home.

Calvin is pushed to make a physician's appointment after not going for nearly 10 years and is surprised when his doctor recommends that he get a colonoscopy.