TV Guide Nickelodeon Wednesday

When the guys happen upon an actual prop from "The Lord of the Rings" movie trilogy, the desire to possess the object threatens to tear apart their friendship.

Janice questions the group as to whether any of them have ever slept together in the past, leading the collective of companions to reflect upon a period of time

Monica buys a new bed from Janice's soon-to-be-ex-husband, "The Mattress King," but the wrong one is delivered; Rachel attempts to have Ross bond with her dad.

Chandler is about to buy Janice an expensive gift until he learns she still has feelings for her ex-husband; the gang pokes ugly naked guy to see if he's alive.

A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters, but can't remember which one; Ross is suspicious about Rachel's job offer from a good-looking guy.

Ross seeks advice from Phoebe's herbalist when he's afflicted with a mysterious skin condition on his butt; Monica worries that Pete may propose to her.

Monica must decide her future with Pete when he plans to enter the Ultimate Fighting Championship; Chandler has a problem when his new boss is slaphappy.

The family heads out to the annual fair; Phil surprises Claire on their 20th wedding anniversary; Gloria signs Jay up to be a fair cop; Haley meets Andy.

Claire convinces Jay to attend ClosetCon this year and he meets some old colleagues; Cam, Mitch and Lily visit the Tucker farm for the first time.

Coach Cameron is hyper-focused on winning an upcoming football game and is determined to show no mercy; Claire proves that she's more than the boss's daughter.

Gemma's sister, Brittany, comes back and claims to have moved past her troublemaking ways; Dave persuades Calvin to join him in completing an escape room.

Calvin and Tina are taken aback when Malcolm unexpectedly returns home with a new motorcycle; Dave and Gemma embark on an impromptu trip to Las Vegas.

The Butlers and Johnsons try to fix a dilapidated property in their community in order to keep a group of greedy developers from purchasing it.

SpongeBob decides to move back with his parents after a failed attempt to rebuild his home when it was destroyed; SpongeBob and Squidward create a pizza.

Rubble dreams he's been taken aboard a spaceship and meets his alien double; Pups save Humdinger and his kittens when they mess around with a tiny clown car.

A dance contest goes wrong when a floating dancefloor carries the contestants away; the pups investigate a mystery at an undersea-themed museum exhibit.

Rubble's cousin Mix comes to town to paint a mural; Mayor Goodway and Mayor Humdinger show up at Jake's new Hot Springs for a soak.

Mayor Goodway baby-proofs the playground, wrapping everything in rubbery Snap-N-Wrap; Mayor Humdinger loses his voice on the day of the Adventure Bay Sing-Off.

Peppa and her family find out George need a hearing aid; Peppa shows George her favorite sounds; Grandpa Pig has a hospital sleepover; Grandpa Pig is now well.

Marshall performs some dinosaur dentistry with the help of an ancient geyser and his fellow pals; Francois and Cap'n Turbot are in Dino wilds for an adventure.

Daring Danny X straps a rocket booster to his pogo stick to attempt the most extreme pogo jump ever; Francois' big stunt show goes horribly awry.

Chase's cat allergies lead him to the desert, and he's trapped with the Ruff-Ruff Pack; the Ruff-Ruff Pack take a bus on a wild jump and must be rescued.

Mayor Humdinger's mountain vacation goes downhill; Mayor Humdinger messes with the satellite dish and downs a satellite and the town's communication systems.

The Mini Patrol and the Pups save a local mural before the rain comes; Farmer Al and Yumi find out their one-of-a-kind potato is missing.

Construction on the first Builder Cove library is abuzz with bees; Grandpa Gravel teaches Charger all his best moves for the big dance contest.

Daisy's game is missing. A perfect Step-Mother's day for Maggie all depends on Daisy and Mr. Crocodile finding a can opener.

Farmer Yumi's new Robo-Corn Plucker goes haywire; when Daring Danny X dresses as Adventure Bay's mascot, "Bird X," he gets carried away by a couple of eagles.

Mr. Porter's new high-tech waiter robot helps around the cafe, but it can't stop cleaning; Mayor Humdinger creates a cyclone of pies.

When a new secret formula for Krabby Patties is revealed, it proves disastrous for Bikini Bottom; Mr. Krabs and Plankton have to attend boating school classes.

Mr. Krabs and Plankton accidentally book the same room on a cruise; SpongeBob and Bubble Bass disagree over which version of Captain Quasar is better.

The Chum Bucket is replaced by a flower shop with a charming new owner; the Krusty Krab enters a float in the annual Bikini Bottom Parade.

Plankton creates a clone of himself and Mr. Krabs to get the Krabby Patty Secret Formula; Squidward switches jobs with a bus driver for an easy ride.

The Patricks battle for control of the television; Upturn moves in with the Stars;

Mrs. Puff sends SpongeBob far away to a driving school in Klopnod; Slappy brings his macabre sensibilities to the Krusty Krab when he's hired as a server.

Sandy gives her friends special saltwater trees; a sea bunny ravages Squidward's garden; SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into a mobile home.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Rachel makes a rash decision after Gunther tells her she needs to be retrained; Phoebe tries to help Joey when he gets a job selling Christmas trees.

Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new coworker whispering sweet nothings in her ear; Joey attempts to teach a hard dance routine.

Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner who thinks "Smelly Cat" has hit potential; Chandler dates a woman with a prosthetic leg.

Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at the video store; Joey agrees to read "Little Women," while Rachel agrees to read "The Shining."

Ross seeks solace at a party after a bitter fight with Rachel and ends up in the arms of another woman; Phoebe's date needs an interpreter to communicate

Leonard and Amy retrieve Sheldon from Arizona; Penny is interviewed for a job at Bernadette's office; Howard is disturbed by Stuart and Mrs. Wolowitz's link.

Penny is accused of being a "buzzkill" after she receives a work email while in Las Vegas; the guys procrastinate while designing an innovative item.

Leonard and Sheldon attempt to creep on to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch; Bernadette and Howard settle a dispute with a game of ping pong.

Sheldon's friends come to his aid when his fear of public speaking stands between him and a coveted award, offering to be his "X-Men."

Sheldon battles Wil Wheaton at the bowling alley; an intense and emotion filled fight between Leonard and Penny threatens their relationship.

Ross unsuccessfully tries to prevent Rachel from learning that he slept with Chloe, the copy store employee; Rachel breaks up with Ross.

Chandler uses a hypnosis tape to quit smoking with surprising results; Monica agrees to a date with a customer who turns out to be extremely wealthy.

Rachel goes on her first date after splitting from Ross, and it's with Mark; Monica continues to date Pete, even though she is still not attracted to him.

Monica's aunt dies and leaves her an antique dollhouse that she doesn't want Phoebe to play with; Rachel regrets setting up Chandler with her boss, Joanna.

Ross's new girlfriend seems to be nearly perfect until he visits her dirty apartment; Chandler helps Joey pick out a thoughtful present for Kathy's birthday.

Ross's friends avoid telling him how terrible his keyboard playing is; Chandler is faced with a tough decision after sharing a kiss with Kathy.

Phil ends up in jail after he tricks Luke into taking a dance class; Jay and Gloria are concerned that Manny may be aiming too high when it comes to the ladies.

The high school open house is putting the parents on edge when Claire finds the pressure too much for her to handle and Gloria encounters a 'mean girl' mom.

Phil and Claire talk to Haley about her future; Jay's friend Shorty and his wife share some disturbing news; Mitch and Cam try not to discuss their wedding.

Dave and Calvin's mission to retrieve Gemma's stolen phone encounters an unexpected development; Malcolm and Marty move their belongings into their new home.

Calvin is pushed to make a physician's appointment after not going for nearly 10 years and is surprised when his doctor recommends that he get a colonoscopy.