In spite of SpongeBob's protests, Mr. Krabs convinces Squidward and Patrick to help him steal money from a houseboat haunted by a crew of ghost pirates.
SpongeBob and Patrick exchange miniaturized versions of themselves; Plankton tells his grandmother he owns the Krusty Krab, then she comes over for a visit.
SpongeBob embarks on an epic journey to the legendary spatula Guru Greasetrap; SpongeBob builds a snail-house outside for Gary to play in while he is at work.
Plankton and Karen take dance lessons and quickly become the top of the class; equipped with a magical spell book, SpongeBob cooks up chaos in the kitchen.
Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus; Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but SpongeBob arrives to take care of him.
Paper believes he's been accepted into a prestigious college only to learn that he's been placed into the third grade, which is harder than he expected.
SpongeBob and Patrick launch an advertising campaign for the Krusty Krab; Mr. Krabs & Plankton petition the city to see what restaurant will be bulldozed.
Spongebob worries about losing his job when a successful chef returns to the Krusty Krab; Spongebob becomes afraid of the dark after reading a scary story.
SpongeBob becomes determined to care for Bikini Bottom's stray snails; Patrick defends his hometown by consuming Krabby Patties in an eating competition.
The Krusty Krab crew goes to a big concert to sell Krabby Patties in the stands; SpongeBob explores the melodious dreamscapes of his sleeping neighbors.
The Flying Dutchman threatens to throw Mr. Krabs in Davy Jones' locker; when SpongeBob gets hurt while sandboarding he becomes afraid to venture outside.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs try to get the Krusty Krab's grill back from some kids; The Krusty Krab's customers crave something creepier than usual at night.
SpongeBob and Patrick get their faces stuck in awkward positions; SpongeBob and Patrick spend one last day at Glove World before it is shut down for good.
Karen tells the tale of a nerd trying to steal an action figure from his three little neighbors; Squidward hosts a secret "We Hate SpongeBob Club" at his house.
SpongeBob and Patrick are turned into ghosts after irritating Flying Dutchman; Squidward looks for a safe place to store his clarinet before his performance.
Paper's sister joins the trio on a mission to find the seven key limes; Rock fights for justice because his TV dinner is not as plentiful as it should be.
After a conditional agreement, Mom and Dad take the children with them to a resort; Lucy's sisters give her a makeover when she starts to have a crush on a boy.
Lincoln and Clyde go camping as Lincoln fears he lost his manliness; Lincoln helps Lori get a job at the pizza arcade, but Lincoln asks for too many favors.
Sheldon J. Plankton joins the League of E.V.I.L.; Plankton is frustrated that he's seen as cute instead of evil, so he builds a robot to punish anyone.
Plankton impersonates SpongeBob's snail to get close to the Krabby Patty recipe; Patrick forgets how to play hide-and-seek, sending Spongebob on an adventure.
Spongebob and Patrick bring Texas to Bikini Bottom for the homesick Sandy; Plankton tries to convert sweet-natured Spongebob into a mean, nasty person.
Squidward attempts to get into SpongeBob and Patrick's clubhouse after he learns that they do not want him to enter; SpongeBob decides to adopt a lost seahorse.
Squidward's prankster father visits and brings gags with him; Plankton tries to get a taste of the secret formula by attaching himself to SpongeBob's tongue.
SpongeBob tries to make it home in time to see a lost episode of "The Adventures of Mermaid Man"; Plankton's computer Karen gets infected with a computer virus.
Spongebob must stay clean for his picture at boating school; Patrick works for Mr. Krabs; Spongebob receives a disturbing letter from his cousin Blackjack.
SpongeBob asks Patrick to attend his boating school class; Mr. Krabs takes Squidward and SpongeBob on a fishing trip to commemorate his one millionth dollar.
SpongeBob convinces Mr. Krabs to use leftover meat from Krabby Patties to create a new food item called Krusty Dogs; SpongeBob and Patrick find treasure.