Spongebob and Patrick have to keep the job clean when they are hired to paint Mr. Krabs house; Krusty Krab produces a training video for future employees.
When his jellyfish net goes missing, SpongeBob believes Patrick secretly took it; SpongeBob decides to make a ventriloquist dummy that looks like Squidward.
SpongeBob hosts a get-together, but the party soon gets bogged down by SpongeBob attempting to keep all of his guests on a specific schedule of planned events.
SpongeBob falls in love with Krabby Patty and starts neglecting his friends; Squidward finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick have been sneaking into his room.
Sandy's competitive nature disturbs SpongeBob and Patrick's jellyfish fishing; SpongeBob pulls a loose string from Squidward's shirt which never seems to end.
Patrick struggles with his morning confusion; Spongebob has collected enough cereal tops to earn a special prize; a strange illness spreads across the city.
Mr. Krabs loses SpongeBob's contract in a bet and SpongeBob must work at the Chum Bucket; SpongeBob and Pat find a pencil that makes things come to life.
Scissors lies about Rock's birthday to get free cake and the trio must go on the run from the Birthday Police; when Paper lies to impress his neighbor Pencil.
SpongeBob tries to trick Gary the snail into going to the vet; SpongeBob accidentally gets pinned under his exercise equipment and must wait for help to arrive.
SpongeBob breaks his alarm clock, but nothing is loud enough to wake him up; Karen quickly learns kids grow up too fast after her new child arrives in the mail.
SpongeBob visits his old pal Bubble Buddy's hometown, Bubbletown; Sandy invites Karen and Mrs. Puff out for a night on the town to blow off some steam.
Spongebob has to buy a new spatula after Spat breaks, but the new one is not as good as Spat demands; Spongebob is forced to travel down into a wishing well.
Plankton becomes a ghost to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula, but it requires a few lessons from the green-glowing pirate ghost, the Flying Dutchman.
Mr. Krabs turns the Krusty Krab into a jailhouse after Plankton breaks the law; SpongeBob and Patrick turn the pineapple into an RV and go on a road trip.
SpongeBob and Sandy come across a rough and tumble hangout for real rugged people called the Salty Spitoon; Squidward's school rival comes to Bikini Bottom.
Spongebob is trying to find things to keep him from working on his difficult essay; Patrick's parents are coming over and he doesn't want to look stupid.
Squidward's house becomes infested with a mail-order flea circus; Squidward fakes being sick to get out of work, but SpongeBob arrives to take care of him.
SpongeBob and Patrick launch an advertising campaign for the Krusty Krab; Mr. Krabs & Plankton petition the city to see what restaurant will be bulldozed.
Lisa decides to give Lincoln a look into the reality of Lincoln having a wish come true; Lola wants in her sibling's club, but they will not let her join.
Lincoln and Cylde get an internship at Flip's, but tensions are high when they compete against each other to win a manager job; Lincoln takes Pop Pop out.
Lucy quits the writing club at school because of the way that Huggins runs the club; Luna and Sam embark on a challenge taking place across Royal Woods.
Lynn seeks a boyfriend just to fit in with her teammates; Clyde recruits Lincoln to find out if a girl he has a crush on at school feels the same about him.
Lincoln as David Steele is on the hunt for his stolen birthday present; Luan lands a role in a Dairyland production and must hide this news from Mrs. Bernardo.
Lincoln can't sleep, so he pulls an all-nighter after seeing a movie that frightens him; Lincoln think his sisters are now zombies after they get a cold.
SpongeBob and Patrick complete chores at Old Man Jenkins' farm; Gary sneaks out of the house so that he can meet up with Spot, who is his secret best friend.
After realizing how much he cries, SpongeBob makes a conscious decision to never cry again; Mrs. Puff gets into financial trouble after causing damage.
SpongeBob and Patrick think their homes have been sold, so they move away; fortune cookers start predicting the future, so Plankton wants to twist them.
Mr. Krabs sends SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward out to get mustard; Plankton follows SpongeBob and Sandy while they are collecting Krabby Patty ingredients.
Mr. Krabs customers head to SpongeBob's house when he decides to cook at home; SpongeBob tries to help Plankton win the heart of his computer-wife again.
Patrick takes a stranger on a tour of his favorite spots in Bikini Bottom; SpongeBob winds up on the roof of the Krusty Krab, but he is afraid to get off.
SpongeBob and Patrick reunite the recently fired robot band from Goofy Goober's; Patrick is sent to the pound for acting like a worm, but he's unable to leave.
SpongeBob wants Squidward to visit his home, but when Squidward say that his own home is good enough, SpongeBob decides to decorate his home like Squidward's.
Spongebob and Patrick try to cheer up Squidward by taking him jellyfishing; Plankton takes control of Spongebob's brain to get the Krabby Patty recipe.
After SpongeBob fails his driving exam, Patrick takes the test and passes it; a visitor tells Patrick that his ancestors ruled Bikini Bottom, making him a king.
SpongeBob and Squidward take a delivery to a town where logic no longer applies; SpongeBob can't stop biting his nails, but he also can't figure out why.
SpongeBob thinks a convict who escaped is his new driving teacher; after Mr. Krabs send him looking for a toy, SpongeBob gets lost in the lost and found.
SpongeBob and Patrick use carrier clams to send messages to each other; after cooking his zillionth Krabby Patty, SpongeBob develops an allergy to them.