Lynn gets drafted into a terrible basketball team at school; Mom and Dad get sick of waiting in a long line for the bathroom, so they build a secret bathroom.
Lisa decides to give Lincoln a look into the reality of Lincoln having a wish come true; Lola wants in her sibling's club, but they will not let her join.
Lynn seeks a boyfriend just to fit in with her teammates; Clyde recruits Lincoln to find out if a girl he has a crush on at school feels the same about him.
Rusty tries to bring the fun of Gus's to Duds for Dudes when he's in charge of the store; Stella wins a school competition and must give a public presentation.
Lucy must convince a vampire to turn the Mortician's Club into vampires; Lisa discovers the dinosaur bones she found in her backyard may not be what they seem.
Clyde gets Leni's help to act normal in front of Lori; the kids convince Mom and Dad to exercise when they get worried that they are hurting their health.
The kids promise to help Dad with the grand opening of his new restaurant, by coming up with promotions, but it lead to a nightmare in the kitchen for Dad.
Lola does everything she can to stop Lana from planning their joint birthday; Lincoln & Middle School News Team solve the mystery of the missing popcorn.
Lisa uses her technology to wake up a frozen caveman; Lori recruits Luan's help to win the prank war between Fairway University and their rival Par College.
The Louds are invited to stay the night in a spooky couple's mysterious castle; Lincoln puts on a Geek soldier's helmet which sends him back to Ancient Greece.
Lincoln can't sleep, so he pulls an all-nighter after seeing a movie that frightens him; Lincoln think his sisters are now zombies after they get a cold.
To divert the attention of his helicopter dads, Clyde arranges for an exchange student to stay with them; Lola takes a new timid classmate under her wing.
Carly, Sam and Freddie think it will be good for their show if it is critiqued; Carly insults an 11-year-old critic, and is worried he will give a bad review.
When Freddie is caught in a compromising position with Gibby's girlfriend, Gibby gets extremely upset and challenges him to a fight to be aired live on iCarly.
After ignoring Sam, Carly runs into trouble with a friend who was released from a juvenile-detention facility; Spencer plays with night-vision goggles.
When Sam is forced to spend time in a juvenile detention center, Carly asks Spencer to fill in for her on iCarly, as Carly refuses to cancel an upcoming show.
For their science project, Carly and Sam choose to raise chicks, and they have to search the apartment frantically when they hatch sooner than anyone expected.
Carly gives Sam a handmade iCarly t-shirt and then gets upset when she trades it for concert tickets; Freddie sets up an online poll to decide who's right.
Carly and the crew ask her fans to send in clips of themselves dancing; after wading through an avalanche of dance clips, the friends have strange dreams.
The Louds rent a boat, but the family ends up marooned on a desert island; Lincoln and Clyde investigate when a frozen food company uses Dad's recipes;
When a sinkhole opens at school, Lincoln & his classmates are forced to share lockers; Lola grows attached to a skunk but she finds the skunk has finer tastes."
Lana wants to win a race car ride-along with her hero; Luan must enroll in a culinary class, so dad uses it to share his passion for cooking with his kids.
Lincoln's mom signs him up for peewee football, so he tries to get Lynn to take his spot; Lucy reads Lincoln's fortune that says his day will "end in disaster".
The kids take home security to a new level to avoid getting in trouble by dad; Clyde tries to help Lincoln recreate his childhood photos after he erases them.
Zach and Rusty fake an alien landing and the town hunts for little green men; Clyde thinks he's a certain for the Glee Club solo, until Lincoln gets the part.
Lincoln tries to delay his parent-teacher conference; Luan wakes up with a pimple on the day of her first date with Benny, so she asks the siblings for help.
The Loud family is getting ready for the Christmas season, but Lincoln's sled goes into Mr. Grouse's yard as Lincoln and Clyde go on a mission to get it.
In order to stop Lily from crying, the kids give her an old singing toy that they found on the attic; Dad declares war on all of the kids' electronic devices.
Lincoln and the gang are trapped in the woods with Mr. Bolhofner; Lana gets more than she bargained for when she takes on Stella's untrainable new bunny.
Sergio stays at the Louds but he doesn't want to hang out with the rest of the pets; Mom takes Lily for a drive where they happen to witness a burglary.
Clyde & Nana Gayle make the finals of a dance contest; Lincoln and friends need to get school back to normal when Principal Ramirez implements new rules.
Carl witnesses Ronnie Anne save a dog and becomes obsessed with being like her; Ronnie Anne secretly watches her family's favorite television soap opera.
Lola realizes cuteness could help her break into show business, so she teams up with Lily; Lori vows to make up for lost time in her senior year in high school.
Luna hopes to win a song-writing contest and considers whether she should go with a song that is true to her sound, or make something the whole world will love.
Charles, Cliff and Geo try to find Walt a love connection; Lincoln & Clyde beg their parents to let them go to space camp, but it's not as fun as they thought.