Lincoln's mom signs him up for peewee football, so he tries to get Lynn to take his spot; Lucy reads Lincoln's fortune that says his day will "end in disaster".
The kids take home security to a new level to avoid getting in trouble by dad; Clyde tries to help Lincoln recreate his childhood photos after he erases them.
Zach and Rusty fake an alien landing and the town hunts for little green men; Clyde thinks he's a certain for the Glee Club solo, until Lincoln gets the part.
Lincoln tries to delay his parent-teacher conference; Luan wakes up with a pimple on the day of her first date with Benny, so she asks the siblings for help.
Clyde gets Leni's help to act normal in front of Lori; the kids convince Mom and Dad to exercise when they get worried that they are hurting their health.
The kids promise to help Dad with the grand opening of his new restaurant, by coming up with promotions, but it lead to a nightmare in the kitchen for Dad.
Lola does everything she can to stop Lana from planning their joint birthday; Lincoln & Middle School News Team solve the mystery of the missing popcorn.
Lisa uses her technology to wake up a frozen caveman; Lori recruits Luan's help to win the prank war between Fairway University and their rival Par College.
The Louds are invited to stay the night in a spooky couple's mysterious castle; Lincoln puts on a Geek soldier's helmet which sends him back to Ancient Greece.
Lincoln can't sleep, so he pulls an all-nighter after seeing a movie that frightens him; Lincoln think his sisters are now zombies after they get a cold.
Lincoln and Cylde get an internship at Flip's, but tensions are high when they compete against each other to win a manager job; Lincoln takes Pop Pop out.
Mom challenges Lola to go an entire week without added sugar; Lincoln strives to impress the Amazing Brailster when he's chosen to be his magician's assistant.
Lana and Lola secretly switch places and pretend to be the other; the kids sneak a hurt Flip into the attic to care for him without Mom and Dad knowing.
Lincoln and Clyde sell Lincoln's girl expertise as part of a school assignment; the Loud family has a garage sale, and each kid wants to out-sell the others.
Lucy gets annoyed at Lori and Leni when they start watching her vampire show; Mom gets community service and finds it to be more relaxing than at home.
When Ronnie Anne and Bobby visit their chaotic extended family, Bobby finds it easy to fit in while Ronnie has a hard time, but their mom has a secret motive.
When the house is infested with termites, half the family stays with Pop Pop, the rest with Aunt Ruth; Lincoln struggles to complete a woodworking assignment.
While on a field trip, Lincoln worries that his group of friends are splintering apart; Lori becomes a local ride-share driver in order to buy her dream car.
The Loud family works hard in order to save up money to go on a family vacation, but when they go on their road trip to their destination, their plans go wrong.
Henry and the gang set up a secret underground restaurant in the Man Cave for Charlotte's dinner with Jack Swagger, but some unwanted guests crash the party.
When Captain Man shows up with a new massage chair, Henry, Charlotte and Jasper compete in a series of physical and mental challenges to see who wins the chair.
Jasper wants to fight crime so bad, he sends Captain Man and Kid Danger to non-criminal activity incidents, but a falsely accused burglar is sent to jail.
When Miss Shapen's niece visits town and picks Jasper instead of Henry, Henry finds out that Noelle has more planned than just going to dinner with Jasper.
Captain Man and Kid Danger end up in a bad situation when they each find themselves in holes, and Charlotte and Jasper must figure out how to rescue them.
When Kid Danger and Captain Man are called to the Swellview Museum of Stools and Jewels, they are entrusted with the protection of the rare Neal Diamond.
When Drex returns from the past with an army of cavemen to finish off Captain Man once and for all, Kid Danger may be the only one who can save Captain Man now.
Henry wants to watch the most highly anticipated mixed martial arts fight of the year with Charlotte and Ray, but he is obligated to attend his family's dinner.
Leni and Carlota are both interning for a famous fashion designer, Mariella Moss; the Louds book a stay at a resort, only to find it's not what they imagined.
Clyde learns he didn't earn the junior administrator job; when the new girl starts hanging around Lincoln and his friends, they suspect she likes one of them.
Carol Pingrey's photo gets more likes on social media than Lori's, so she attempts to one-up her; Lola is being homeschooled and the other siblings are jealous.
Lincoln as David Steele is on the hunt for his stolen birthday present; Luan lands a role in a Dairyland production and must hide this news from Mrs. Bernardo.
In order to stop Lily from crying, the kids give her an old singing toy that they found on the attic; Dad declares war on all of the kids' electronic devices.
Clyde has an opportunity to study cooking in France; Lola and Lana take on Cheryl and Meryl to be crowned the new twin spokespeople for Auntie Pam's Parlor.
Lola and Lana try out for Bluebell Scouts, but one of them might not have what it takes; Lincoln and Clyde follow Bobby around when they suspect he's cheating.
The Loud siblings intervene when they think Lori is failing out of Fairway U; Luan, the practical joker, becomes Benny's coworker at the Burpin' Burger.
When Ronnie Anne makes friends with Sid, a girl whose family wants to rent the apartment upstairs, the girls sabotage another couple who might get it first.
When a high utility bill threatens Hector and Rosa's annual trip, Ronnie Anne leads an effort to lower usage; Ronnie Anne and Sid find a hidden secret room.
The kids discover Myrtle has a shady past and try to expose her; Lynn and Liam conflict when they're forced to partner up as the middle school hall monitors.
Lisa invents lie-detecting glasses to try and find out who lying; when Lincoln asks to borrow Clyde's new gaming system, Clyde struggles to trust him with it.
Lola pretends to be a McBride to impress her new sophisticated pageant friend; Lincoln and the gang realizes farm work with Liam is harder than they thought.
Lincoln wishes to take what he considers to be the perfect family photo; Lincoln bets his sisters that will do their most annoying habit before he does.
The kids fail to make Chef Guy Grazer a meal on his show; the kids search all over Royal Woods to find the missing furniture they left outside while cleaning.
Lola advances to a regional beauty pageant and worries she might lose; Dad asks Mr. Grouse, their grumpy neighbor, to watch Lily while he goes to a concert.