TV Guide CMT Thursday

Rose has a wonderful partner in her boyfriend Ernest, but discovers his apprehension to discuss sex; Sophia receives a feather in the mail.

Dorothy shares a great physical connection with the most unlikely man; Rose and Blanche volunteer to spend time with two orphaned teenage girls.

After being stood up by their respective dates, Dorothy, Rose and Blanche decide to spend Valentine's Day eating cheesecake and reminiscing.

Sophia needs to escape from Dorothy while they are on an over-sentimental vacation to Disney World; Rose and Blanche want to become children's authors.

Rose claims she can offer Bob Hope as a replacement when the emcee for Dorothy's upcoming charity benefit cancels at the last minute.

The girls become the managers for a Cuban prize fighter only to discover he is a promising violinist with an audition at Julliard.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

After being talked to by their loved ones about their friends' sex lives, Dan, Mark and Fred start feeling uncomfortable at what they have found out.

David is forced to stay with D.J. after the basement becomes flooded, and his irritating habits quickly begin to annoy him as his stay lengthens.

Leon hosts a large Halloween party inviting the Lunch Box gang and a group of his gay friends; Jackie and Roseanne decide their hairdresser wears a wig.

David becomes jealous of the fact that Darlene has decided to move in with her new boyfriend Jimmy, leading him to make sure that it doesn't happen.

Roseanne and Jackie visit Darlene's new boyfriend, and when they find out something upon arriving, they are left to decide what they should do.

The Conner family gathers for their Thanksgiving dinner, but things go awry quickly when Roseanne receives alarming medical news that she can't confirm.

Kyra moves back in with Reba, and she is stunned after she catches Kyra drinking; Jake joins a wheel-chair basketball team.

Reba and Van fight over the who gets to keep the contact list after they break-up their real estate partnership; Barbra Jean becomes a weather girl.

Barbra Jean tells Cheyenne that her unborn baby could grow up to be a mini-Kyra, but Reba reminds Cheyenne of the truth; Van is a stressed dad-to-be.

Kyra posts very embarrassing videos of Van on Youtube.com for the whole world to see; Reba advises Brock as he looks to save his marriage.

Carrie is wracked by guilt over a checkout error after she becomes stranded inside a church during a snowstorm; Doug gives in-law advice to a stranger.

Carrie pretends Spence is her husband after Doug accidentally spills food on one of her biggest clients; Holly's uncle steals the spotlight from Arthur.

Carrie grows irate after learning Doug's true motivation behind their romantic weekend getaway; Spence and Danny pose as a gay couple to get a free plasma TV.

Doug and Carrie compete against Lou Ferrigno for the rights to purchase their deceased neighbor's home; Arthur worries about his new medication's side effects.

Doug can't believe his good fortune when Carrie agrees to take pole dancing lessons, but he is soon disappointed by her resultant performance.

Carrie's argument with Doug becomes so heated that she ends up recording the spat in order to analyze it, and the two of them realize that they need counseling.

Mama has the family seeing dollar signs after she begins having dreams that give her the names of winning horses in the horse races.

Mama, Naomi and Iola have a chili cook-off to see which of them has the best recipe to be placed in the church cookbook, and Vint is chosen to be the judge.

Naomi phones a local talk show to seek professional advice after experiencing problems in the bedroom, much to the shock and embarrassment of Mama and Vint.

Iola is heartbroken when her beloved pet cat dies, and being unable to let go of the animal, she has him freeze-dried in order to cope with her loss.

After Naomi gives Vint and Bubba a love test from a magazine, a love letter is passed around and has everyone thinking it was written for them.

The Thanksgiving celebration is brought to a halt when the entire Harper clan becomes trapped in the basement after a tornado passes through Raytown.

Brock gets jealous when Reba calls a new handyman to fix the garbage disposal and they spend a romantic evening together; Cheyenne moons the football team.

Van faces an ultimatum when his parents promise to give him a brand new truck and let him move back home if he will only leave Cheyenne.

Reba lends a hand when Van's football duties conflict with his classwork and he fails a mid-term, while Kyra lights a new romance with a tuba player.

When one of Reba's old friends comes to visit, new evidence comes to light suggesting that Brock was cheating much earlier than she had thought.

While celebrating with Lori Ann, Reba has to spring Barbara Jean from the mall jail after she goes way over the limit on one of her credit cards.

Reba's parents celebrate their 46th wedding anniversary; Cheyenne's grandma gives Cheyenne a locket; Barbara Jean goes shopping with Reba's mother.

Dorothy feels guilty after a former high school rival arrives for a visit and suffers a life-threatening heart attack during a tennis match.

The girls unite when they realize Rose is addicted to a pain medication prescribed for her 30 years ago for a back injury; Dorothy and Sophia are in an ad.

Rose's little sister becomes a big problem when she tries to sabotage the friendships between Rose and the housemates; Sophia watches Dorothy's dog.

Blanche reconsiders her plans for plastic surgery after learning of the horrible conditions at the nursing home where Sophia's best friend lives.

The girls decide to go on a crash diet in order to lose weight before going to a friend's annual party, and they reminisce along the way.

Sophia will have to take a blood test, after some of her family friends return from Italy to announce Dorothy was switched at birth.

The girls worry about becoming homeless, when Blanche all of a sudden decides she would like to sell the house to a Japanese businessman.

The girls worry about becoming homeless, when Blanche all of a sudden decides she would like to sell the house to a Japanese businessman.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.

CMT presents a selection of music videos from some of the hottest country music artists, showcasing a block of back-to-back hits by country music stars.