Browse the full E! TV guide for today. 44 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E15 · The Burning Beekeeper ComedyThe Burning BeekeeperMarshall and Lily decide to throw a highly anticipated housewarming party, but things start to go awry when Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss. -
01:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E12 · Symphony of Illumination ComedySymphony of IlluminationRobin receives some shocking news and decides to hide it from the gang; Marshall decides to hang Christmas decorations on the house in the suburbs. -
01:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E13 · Tailgate ComedyTailgateMarshall visits his father's gravesite to carry on a tailgating tradition; Barney and Ted open a bar called "Puzzles"; Robin fills in for a drunk news anchor. -
02:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E14 · 46 Minutes Comedy46 MinutesLily and Marshall make the official move to the suburbs and realize that Lily's bossy father refuses to move out; the gang decides to go to the strip club. -
02:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E16 · The Drunk Train ComedyThe Drunk TrainFor Valentine's Day, Lily and Marshall invite Robin and Kevin on a weekend getaway to Vermont, where Kevin and Robin discuss their relationship. -
03:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E17 · No Pressure ComedyNo PressureTed decides to confess his feelings to Robin after she ends up breaking up with Kevin; Barney is on a mission to find something private of Marshall and Lily's. -
03:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E18 · Karma ComedyKarmaBarney tries to persuade Quinn to date him even after learning that she is a stripper; Marshall and Lily introduce Robin to life in the suburbs. -
04:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E19 · The Broath ComedyThe BroathThe gang tries to split up Barney and Quinn after they hear about plans of them moving in together; Ted and Robin fight over who gets to sublet the apartment. -
04:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E20 · Trilogy Time ComedyTrilogy TimeTed, Marshall and Barney embark on another "trilogy time," a tradition in which they get together every three years just to watch the "Star Wars" trilogy. -
05:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E21 · Now We're Even ComedyNow We're EvenBarney tries to lure Ted into going out every night; Lily has a naughty dream about someone besides Marshall; Robin finally becomes a famous news anchor. -
05:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E22 · Good Crazy ComedyGood CrazyMarshall comes to the realization that the baby is coming soon, and freaks out; Ted and Robin come to terms with their relationship; Barney goes on a road trip.
Morning
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06:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E23 · The Magician's Code Part One ComedyThe Magician's Code Part OneWhile Marshall is in Atlantic City with Barney, Lily starts to go into labor, leaving him desperate to make it back to New York before the baby is born. -
06:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S7 · E24 · The Magician's Code Part Two ComedyThe Magician's Code Part TwoOn Barney's future wedding day, the gang looks back on the time they encouraged Ted to chase after the one woman that got away and reconnect with her. -
07:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E1 · Farhampton ComedyFarhamptonRobin starts to feel of anxious on her wedding day, so Ted tries to comfort her by retelling the story of how he persuaded Victoria to leave her fiance a note. -
07:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E2 · The Pre-Nup ComedyThe Pre-NupWhen Barney creates an extensive pre-nup, the guys take notice and propose their own set of amendments to their relationships with their significant others. -
08:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E3 · Nannies ComedyNanniesMarshall and Lily decide to go on the hunt for a nanny, but run into problems when Barney schemes to use it as a way to meet women; Robin and Ted butt heads. -
08:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E4 · Who Wants to Be a Godparent? ComedyWho Wants to Be a Godparent?Lily and Marshall are having a difficult time deciding whom to chose as Marvin's godparents, so they put the gang to the test to see who would be the best pick. -
09:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E5 · The Autumn of Break-Ups ComedyThe Autumn of Break-UpsTed looks to Marshall and Lily for advice when he and Victoria hit a speed bump in their relationship; Barney chooses a dog to be his wingman. -
09:30 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E6 · Splitsville ComedySplitsvilleRobin is hesitant to break up with Nick, so Barney takes matters into his own hands; Marshall and Lily are desperate to find some alone time together. -
10:00 30m
How I Met Your Mother
S8 · E7 · The Stamp Tramp ComedyThe Stamp TrampMarshall does a favor for his old law school classmate Brad, but when the interview goes awry, it leaves Marshall having to do damage control with his boss. -
10:30 1h 30m
The Golden Life
S1 · E1 · Golden Years In A Golden Place TrueGolden Years In A Golden PlaceSonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona goes through the rules; Kelly looks for love.
Daytime
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12:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E11 · The Devil's Lube ComedyThe Devil's LubeWhen one of Charlie's oldest party-going buddies passes away while visiting him at his beach house, Charlie begins to reconsider his playboy lifestyle. -
12:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E12 · Thank God for Scoliosis ComedyThank God for ScoliosisCharlie and Jake fight for the affections of a beautiful young waitress; Alan fights against sexual tension with his receptionist. -
13:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E13 · I Think You Offended Don ComedyI Think You Offended DonAlan is convinced he is the father when he finds out that Judith is pregnant; Charlie thinks he knows why Jake is in a contentious mood. -
13:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E14 · David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie ComedyDavid Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieConvinced that his family doesn't fully appreciate him, Alan's receptionist Melissa invites him to move in with her and her mother. -
14:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E15 · I'd Like to Start with the Cat ComedyI'd Like to Start with the CatChelsea realizes that Charlie knows nothing about her, and breaks up with him; Charlie attempts to win her back by taking her to couples counseling. -
14:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E16 · She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime ComedyShe'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeCharlie enlists the help of Alan and Jake to move a passed-out-drunk ex-girlfriend out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at the house. -
15:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E17 · The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? ComedyThe 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but she doesn't respond the way he had hoped, causing him to go to great lengths in order to get her to reciprocate. -
15:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E18 · My Son's Enormous Head ComedyMy Son's Enormous HeadCharlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when he must care for a sick Chelsea; Jake dates a girl in order to get help with his math homework. -
16:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E19 · The Two Finger Rule ComedyThe Two Finger RuleCharlie joins the guys in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone. -
16:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E20 · Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau ComedyHello, I Am Alan CousteauEvelyn and Chelsea begin spending time together, making Charlie desperate to find a way to keep them apart; Evelyn out-wits Charlie by paying-off Alan and Jake. -
17:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E21 · Above Exalted Cyclops ComedyAbove Exalted CyclopsAlan goes on a blind date with one of Chelsea's friends, but is shocked to find that the friend is Rose; Charlie is stunned when the two of them hit it off. -
17:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E22 · Sir Lancelot's Litter Box ComedySir Lancelot's Litter BoxCharlie reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in, as he mourns the loss of the bachelor pad; Alan and Jake must become acclimated to a woman in the house.
Tonight's Highlights
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18:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E23 · Good Morning Mrs. Buttersworth ComedyGood Morning Mrs. ButtersworthAlan and Chelsea's new friendship rubs Charlie the wrong way, until he discovers a way to exploit it; Alan takes up the art of ventriloquism. -
18:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S6 · E24 · Baseball was Better with Steroids ComedyBaseball was Better with SteroidsCharlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back; Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan, and Herb rush her to the hospital. -
19:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E1 · 818-JKLPUZO Comedy818-JKLPUZOCharlie helps his ex-fiancé with her music career, and wonders if he's with the right girl; Alan presses wary Charlie to allow Melissa to move in. -
19:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E2 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation ComedyWhipped Unto the Third GenerationCharlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to allow Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, to move in, and shortly after the girls take over the house. -
20:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E3 · Mmm, Fish. Yum ComedyMmm, Fish. YumAlan is forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat. -
20:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E4 · Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator ComedyLaxative Tester, Horse InseminatorAlan takes a job working for Evelyn so that he can eventually move out of Charlie's place; Charlie attempts to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake. -
21:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E5 · For the Sake of the Child ComedyFor the Sake of the ChildJake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after the two of them embarrass him in public by bickering at an ice cream parlor. -
21:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E6 · Give Me Your Thumb ComedyGive Me Your ThumbAlan suggests that Chelsea should get breast reduction surgery, and Charlie responds by kicking him out of the house; Evelyn allows Alan to move in with her. -
22:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E7 · Untainted by Filth ComedyUntainted by FilthAfter Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, he and Alan go out, only to awaken perplexed as the two of them are in the same bed with a strange woman. -
22:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S7 · E8 · Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. ComedyGorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Chelsea invites her gorgeous college roommate to stay at Charlie's after she undergoes a rough breakup, resulting in Charlie secretly hoping for a threesome. -
23:00 1h 30m
The Golden Life
S1 · E1 · Golden Years In A Golden Place TrueGolden Years In A Golden PlaceSonja tries to revisit the past with Dorinda; Ramona goes through the rules; Kelly looks for love.