Browse the full E! TV guide for today. 34 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.
Early Morning
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00:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E8 · Is There a Mrs. Waffles? ComedyIs There a Mrs. Waffles?Charlie finds fame as a wholesome children's singer, but his successful new career is directly impacting Alan in a negative fashion. -
00:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S5 · E9 · Tight's Good ComedyTight's GoodAs everyone gets ready for changes and additions being made to the family, Charlie tries his hardest to resist his beautiful soon-to-be step sister. -
01:00 30m
Cocktail Wars
S1 · E8 · Primetime Cocktails SportsPrimetime CocktailsThis new original mixology competition series pits America's best mixologists in a high-stakes showdown in front of a series of celebrities and an expert judge. -
01:30 30m
Cocktail Wars
S1 · E7 · All the Cocktails SportsAll the CocktailsBreaking News. It's all about the cocktails when MSNOW's Rachel Maddow stops by Cocktail Wars to visit with Joey, Lance and Melissa. -
02:00 3h
Redeeming Love
Romance, Drama, History, Western Film ★ 7.9
★ Cast & InfoA young woman who got sold into prostitution as a child got through hatred and self-loathing in 1850s California, and she then met someone special. -
05:00 2h
Of an Age
Romance, Drama Film ★ 6.6
★ Cast & InfoA young man is preparing to leave for a dancing opportunity in 24 hours when he suddenly begins a romance with a friend's brother.
Morning
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07:00 2h
Taylor
Documentary SpecialInsiders and admirers chronicle two decades of a pop sensation Taylor Swift's evolution, exploring how she built an empire and inspired a worldwide movement. -
09:00 2h
Dolly Parton: Here I Am
Music SpecialThe life, career and music of Dolly Parton are reflected in interviews with friends, companions and the artist herself along with musical performances. -
11:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E1 · Pilot ComedyPilotCharlie's casual life is disrupted when his uptight brother and nephew appear on his front doorstep and ask if they can move in with him. -
11:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E2 · Big Flappy Bastards ComedyBig Flappy BastardsCharlie gets his first lesson in parenting when he agrees to watch Jake for Alan while Alan desperately tries to win Judith back.
Daytime
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12:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E3 · Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell ComedyGo East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellAlan fails to bond with Jake over a weekend, so Charlie consoles his brother by taking him out drinking, only for them to wind up drunkenly cursing Evelyn. -
12:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E4 · If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap ComedyIf I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapAlan's perfectionism forces Berta to quit, and sticks Alan with the role of housekeeper; Charlie is tasked with prepping Jake for a dinner with Judith. -
13:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E5 · The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump ComedyThe Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpReluctant Charlie drags himself to one of Jake's soccer games, but he and Alan realize the benefits of attending when they encounter a slew of sexy soccer moms. -
13:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E6 · Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? ComedyDid You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Charlie agrees to go on a dinner with Evelyn and her boyfriend, but is aghast to realize that the girl he's been avoiding is the daughter of Evelyn's beau. -
14:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E7 · If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake ComedyIf They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeJake draws a picture at school of a butterfly-tattooed-behind that he saw stamped on one of Charlie's lady friends, much to the chagrin of an infuriated Judith. -
14:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E8 · Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful ComedyTwenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-FulCharlie is duped into helping with Jake's school musical, but is helped by the popularity of one of his jingles; Judith surprises Alan with divorce papers. -
15:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E9 · Phase One, Complete ComedyPhase One, CompleteCharlie's newest fling befriends both Jake and Evelyn, as she positions herself to force him into an unwanted long term relationship he can't get out of. -
15:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E10 · Merry Thanksgiving ComedyMerry ThanksgivingAttempting to win over newly engaged Lisa, Charlie bribes his family to come together for a customary Thanksgiving dinner to portray himself as a "family man." -
16:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E11 · Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor ComedyAlan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorThe guys run into new-look Judith and her boyfriend at the movies, causing Alan to consider changing his appearance for the sake of reentering the dating scene. -
16:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E12 · Camel Filters and Pheromones ComedyCamel Filters and PheromonesThe guys run into trouble when Berta's granddaughter accompanies her to work, and the men realize she is an alluringly flirtatious, insubordinate minor. -
17:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E13 · Sarah Like Puny Alan ComedySarah Like Puny AlanCharlie tries to score a steamy double date by using a sauna to cure Alan's flu symptoms; Jake finds Charlie's sophomoric jokes to actually be amusing. -
17:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E14 · I Can't Afford Hyenas ComedyI Can't Afford HyenasCharlie's accountant, Stan, will struggle to find the right words to explain that Charlie is in the midst of a severe financial crisis.
Tonight's Highlights
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18:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E15 · Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Comedy ▶ NowRound One to the Hot Crazy ChickDespite Alan's numerous attempts to warn him, Charlie pursues a borderline insane woman who appeals to him via her charm and eccentric personality. -
18:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E16 · That Was Saliva, Alan ComedyThat Was Saliva, AlanA mother and her daughter find refuge with Charlie and Alan and explain to the two what they are running from; the daughter develops feelings for Jake. -
19:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E17 · Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats ComedyAte the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsCharlie tries to prove he is a responsible adult after discovering he will not be granted legal guardianship of Jake following Alan's death. -
19:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E18 · An Old Flame with a New Wick ComedyAn Old Flame with a New WickReluctant Charlie meets up with his former girlfriend Jill only to realize that she's undergone a few changes and now goes by the name, "Bill." -
20:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E19 · I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You ComedyI Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouJudith's sexy, sinister sister makes plans to attend Jake's birthday party, causing Alan to plead with Charlie to behave; Evelyn prefers alcohol over cake. -
20:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E20 · Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark ComedyHey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkBrooding Jake tunes everyone out by playing guitar, disturbing Judith to the point of demanding he see a therapist, but Alan is hesitant; Charlie jams. -
21:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E21 · No Sniffing, No Wowing ComedyNo Sniffing, No WowingCharlie's secret intimate relationship with Alan's attorney backfires, leaving flabbergasted Alan to wonder what happened when his lawyer tanks the case. -
21:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E22 · My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet ComedyMy Doctor Has a Cow PuppetJake is sent to an inept child psychologist after Judith convinces reluctant Alan that it's necessary; Charlie discovers that Alan is a destructive sleepwalker. -
22:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S1 · E23 · Just Like Buffalo ComedyJust Like BuffaloJake repeats Charlie's questionable off-hand remarks to Judith, forcing Charlie to sweet talk her and her divorced women's group to regain her favor. -
22:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S2 · E1 · Back Off, Mary Poppins ComedyBack Off, Mary PoppinsCharlie throws a party at the beach house for a close-knit group of friends who are part of an exclusive men's club, but refuses to invite pleading Alan. -
23:00 30m
Two and a Half Men
S2 · E2 · Enjoy Those Garlic Balls ComedyEnjoy Those Garlic BallsAlan reconsiders his position on Judith's new relationship with Jake's pediatrician after Charlie points out it could eventually lead to a financial windfall. -
23:30 30m
Two and a Half Men
S2 · E3 · A Bag Full of Jawea ComedyA Bag Full of JaweaJake is in danger of suspension after he flips off his teacher, so suave Charlie decides to go out with her in an attempt to shield Jake from trouble.