Q, Murr and Sal make spectacles of themselves at an after-hours museum event; actor Kim Fields helps deliver a punishment that proves context is everything.
The Jokers are interviewed for a fake documentary and the losing Joker is dressed as a clown and punished by the other Jokers and special guest Eric Andre.
The Jokers react to a phone call and offer absurd event tickets to people on the street and the losing Joker is joined by alien ALF and his planet's cuisines.
Rachel convinces Carl to sell his recipe when it becomes a hit at a restaurant, but the orders flood in, leaving the family only hours to fulfill the contract.
Eddie breaks his parents' rules by inviting friends over to the house without parental supervision; Carl's car breaks down and he gets lost on the highway.
Eddie attempts to improve his algebra grade by asking Steve to tutor him, but Urkel only agrees under the condition that Eddie sets him up on a date with Laura.
Laura runs a babysitting service, but all of her baby sitters cancel on the same day, leaving her to take care of the children while her father's boss visits.
Eddie is put in a difficult position when Steve comes to him for protection after being repeatedly harassed by a school bully who takes his lunch money.