Bernie gets excited when the kids enter a carpool and convinces Jordan to make friends with an annoying kid in the group, but soon regrets his decision.
Jay Craddick from "Twisted Dish" takes on Amanda Kinsey-Joplin of Amanda's BarBeeQue as they show off their cooking skills with backyard barbecue staples.
A woman's baby sister is getting married and she is looking for wedding present to give to her, but the existence of two other sisters complicate matters.
A gym trainer that suddenly inherits a large lump sum of money years after his parents passing is challenged by his best friend to find a wife in 30 days.
Tony and Lisa decide that there will be no more lying in their house, which leads to arguments based on the unimportant white lies they tell each other.
Bernie takes extreme measures to keep the family safe both at home and in public after an intruder breaks into the house and shatters his sense of security.
A visit with Vanessa's friend Shannon and her family gives Bernie the idea that the kids are culturally and intellectually behind, and he demands studying.
After overhearing Bernie use the "n-word" at home, Bryana repeats it at school and gets Bernie into trouble with a social worker who thinks he has a temper.
Bernie's obsession with protecting the kids from a plethora of mature and sexual situations disrupts Vanessa's pool party; Jordan's new friend has two dads.
Romeo is surprised when his mother visits New York with plans to leave her husband and start her life over in Chicago; Regina hints that she wants a party.
Regina finds she won't be a maid-of-honor for a friend she thought would choose her in a second; Steve has his class write a new version of the school song.
Jordan has to bring home his class' pet snake to care for it, and the new visitor makes Bryana want a pet to take care of; Bernie talks to an animal expert.