Cory turns the camera on Eric, Shawn, and Jack to make a film about them, but soon a fight between Shawn and Jack erupts and Topanga wants Cory to intervene.
While Eric is forming his own fraternity, called Magnum Pi, Shawn has decided to drop out of high school after attending a college class and winning a debate.
Cheryl volunteers to come along with Dana and the guys for a business trip to Las Vegas, where Jim is tricked into meeting up with his estranged sister.
Jim and Cheryl have to break the news to Andy that Roxanne has left with her ex-boyfriend; Jim accidentally floods the stage with foam during the presentation.
Jim is mortified when he sees that his son has a Packers football, and nothing he tries will get the child to give up the ball from a rival of the Bears.
After his squad fails to protect a scientist, a Navy SEAL is assigned to protect his late charge's children from the same people who killed their father.
A superstar quarterback discovers he is the father of an 8-year-old girl, and he takes on the role of a dad while he tries to lead his team to victory.
Jim tangles with a department store Santa after the two are involved in a parking lot fender bender, leaving Jim's kids fearful they won't receive any gifts.
In an attempt to make Cheryl feel desired, Jim fakes a jealous rage over her between himself and a waiter; Jim teaches Dana's date how to fake jealousy.