TV Guide FXX

Hermes realizes that he would be more efficient as a machine, so he decides to remove unnecessary parts of his body and upgrade himself with robot parts.

Fry becomes a victim of a sausage-making accident, after which he decides to join a group of Neanderthals and lead a battle against an army of spaceships.

When Bender discovers that he and all other robots lack free will, he decides to leave Planet Express behind and embark on a quest for the meaning of life.

Professor Farnsworth is shocked to discover that his parents are living on a space station serving as a retirement home for people past the age of 160.

Mr. Strickland's ongoing affair with his secretary is discovered by his wife, and Hank is given a promotion in order to help him deal with all the drama.

When Hank is suspected of murder, he is unwilling to provide an alibi, because it would prove that he had accidentally smoked marijuana.

When Bobby and Joseph try to get a peak at a naked Luanne, Connie believes that she was their intended target; Boomhauer gets committed.

Tired of obeying Hank's rules, Luanne moves out, but finds herself becoming more like her uncle while dealing with her lazy, mooching roommates.

In 1961, a 60-year-old taxi driver stole Goya's portrait of the Duke of Wellington from the National Gallery in London and sent ransom notes.

After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer feels a calling to the priesthood and works to see if he can use his second chance at life to help others.

A group of middle-aged men unsatisfied with the directions their lives are taking set out on a motorcycle road trip to find youthful fun and adventures.

When Bart is made quarterback on the local peewee football team that Homer has volunteered to coach for, the team can't win a single game.

Apu receives a letter from his mother stating that it's time for him fulfill his arranged marriage obligation, he pretends Marge is his wife.

Homer buys a sports car at an auction that used to belong to Snake; Marge lies to Ned to get him to buy a house with a dark history.

When Bart accidentally ruins everyone's Christmas gifts, he claims that a robber stole them and the community pitches in to raise funds for more.

Bob runs into trouble when he takes Linda and the kids to see his mother's grave and yet can't manage to find the right headstone; Teddy's repairs go wrong.

Bob and Linda struggle to go to all three kids' holiday performances simultaneously.

Tina is accused of cheating on her test but is trapped at home by a snowstorm before she can get back to school in order to clear her name.

The restaurant gets a lifechanging visit from a man trying to row from New Zealand to Nova Scotia.

Linda uses her place as a school volunteer to investigate after Louise is accused of theft.

Tina tries to emulate a set of the coolest teens she's ever seen; Gene and Louise fight over smelly socks.

Principal Shepherd moves in to live with the Griffin family; Brian decides to sue Stewie for making him an oafish character in Stewie's book series.

The other mothers around Quahog shun Lois when Stewie's first spoken word is a swear word, which leads Lois to investigate the source of her son's foul mouth.

Stewie's relationship with Rupert is destroyed when he discovers that Chris was Rupert's previous owner, which leaves Stewie compelled to take action.

Peter gets injured by a chainsaw accident and must get his spine realigned by a chiropractor, which brings him back to his proper height.

Peter and Lois are inadvertently transported into a cutaway gag that they both mistakenly tried to set up at the exact same time.

Peter inadvertently becomes an authentic gangster due to the confusion he has over Joe's request for Peter become his daughter's godfather.

Meg begins making plans to marry an unlikely resident of Quahog; Peter loses his arms during an adventure to make the most of a new vest he wears.

Lois and Peter disagree with each other about who should be Quahog's next mayor, which prompts Peter to search for late Mayor Adam West's cousin.

The town of Quahog is thrust into a debate about removing the statue of a local hero when Brian, working as a journalist, exposes his racist history.

Lois decides to walk out on the family when they don't help her with the Christmas shopping, which leaves the rest of the family to save the holiday themselves.

Bender decides to take a stand for hunted robots, but problems arise when his plan goes awry and he himself becomes the target of a hunt.

When the Robot Mafia takes control of the casino belonging to Amy's family, the Planet Express crew must devise a heist plan to recover the stolen property.

The Planet Express crew are reborn as wild animals struggling for survival; as a salmon, Fry faces vicious predators and towering waterfalls.

Bender meets a well-known, famous folk musician while at a maximum security prison, and he attempts to create a replica of the musician's precious guitar.

Peggy turns to Bill for help when she gets caught in a pyramid scheme, but she finds that being mean is the only way to motivate him.

Bobby is identified as the reincarnation of the Lama Sanglug, which he enjoys until he learns that Lamas are celibate and he would have to give up Connie.

When Hank turns to Bill for a haircut, he asks for an official bill and learns just how much the government wastes with barbers, causing Bill to lose his job.

When Bobby tries out some propane-themed comedy with employees from Strickland Propane, Hank finally appreciates his son's career choice.