It's Farnsworth's 150th birthday and a party is being held for him at Mars University but while he is at the party he realizes there is so much he has to do.
Hank attempts to take under his wing a young female coworker working toward her GED, but it soon turns out that she has left behind a different career.
When Dale learns that being an exterminator is hazardous to his health, he finds a new task that he is uniquely suited to by telling people they've been fired.
When Mr. Burns believes the world is coming to an end, he charges Dr. Frink with testing the residents of Springfield to figure out who would be worth saving.
Homer is forced to rely on the skills of a detective from the 1970s to clear his name when he is accused to stealing a painting worth a million dollars.
After Homer and Marge learn that Moe has been excommunicated from his family for years, they decide to come up with a plan to reunite him with his family.
While in New Orleans, Lisa faces her failures and gets her confidence as a jazz musician back, Bart is interested in voodoo and Homer is interested in drinking.
God and St. Peter compile a list of merits a soul must have to get into heaven while the citizens of Springfield, Ill., reflect on their past divine encounters.
Marge becomes a food storage-selling drag queen during her search for a job; Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of the romantic comedy "Amélie."
Krusty nearly kills Homer over a television recap Homer did, which prompts Krusty to lie low in a real circus and he unexpectedly finds a measure of happiness.
Bart feels left out when Lisa and Homer begin to spend actual quality time together and Marge helps Homer figure out how to pay equal attention to his kids.
When Lois experiences a mid-life crisis, Peter finds himself trying to keep up with her new, wild lifestyle; Stewie brings home an evil turtle as a pet.
When Meg musters up the courage to ask out her crush, she's devastated to learn that he's gay and has a thing for Chris, so she uses her brother to get to him.
Peter and Lois send Chris to space camp to boost his self-esteem; the camp ends and the Griffins pick up Chris, they are accidentally launched into outer space.
Meg goes out on a date; Stewie uses his time machine and falls for a girl in the '60s; Peter and Lois stay in bed all day; Brian's exes pay him a visit.
Hank is invited to join an all-Asian country club, much to the dismay of Kahn, but Hank is unaware that they need a Caucasian member to host a PGA event.