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When Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, he and Stewie go to India to find her; Peter becomes the center of attention at Joe's bingo night.

Brian and Lois decide to help Chris with his anger by playing sports; Chris surprises his family by becoming a star baseball pitcher, leading Peter to gamble.

Quagmire is forced to work as a gigolo when the local airline pilots go on strike and enlists Peter's help when some of his clients refuse to pay.

The boys' successful retrieval of a kidnapped doll gets the attention of a big-city police department, which assigns them to bust a crystal meth operation.

The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have taken over the town of South Park, where the citizens are being forced off of their land.

The whole town of South Park begins to celebrate the new metrosexual craze, but the boys start to suspect something evil is behind the trend.

Cartman, Butters and Token soar to the top of the Christian rock charts, but when the other boys kick Cartman out, he seeks a way to get them back.

The senior citizens of South Park complain when their driver's licenses are revoked because South Park no longer feels it's safe for them to drive.

Kyle's parents decide to take him and three of his close friends to the new Casa Bonita, Colorado's distinctive, Mexican version of Disneyland.

Stan learns an unexpected lesson, in the form of a musical, about the Latter Day Saint faith when a Mormon family decides to move to South Park.

After a trip to a local restaurant, Butters believes that one of the waitresses is in love with him; Stan joins a goth group after getting dumped by Wendy.

Butters becomes horribly wounded when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman conspire to purchase dangerous, illegal ninja weapons at the county fair.

Cleveland decides to find a new father figure and goes head-to-head against his father and Cleveland Jr. in a two-man golf tournament.

When Cleveland is labeled "The Whitest Man in America," he wants to learn about his roots, and is reunited with his former nanny, a very high class woman.

When Cleveland develops a friendship with his female co-worker, Donna gets jealous; Rallo and Cleveland Jr. make a music video at Cleveland's workplace.

Cleveland Jr. is kicked out of scouts when Rallo's prank goes too far; Cleveland takes control and threatens to send Rallo to juvenile detention.

The boys begin to fear for Timmy's eternal soul after hearing Priest Maxi's fire and brimstone sermon about the importance of confessing sins.

Cartman finally reveals the true motivation behind his flourishing religious movement; Satan devises a strange plan to reconcile with Saddam.

Cartman buys a brand new trapper keeper for school, which blows Kyle's notebook out of the water, but a stranger announces that it will take over the world.

Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; the kids try to out-dazzle the kindergarteners.

Kenny's outlandish stunts make him a reality television sensation; Cartman starts a snack black market at a weight loss camp for overweight children.

Kyle begins to make baseless accusations about his parents' sexual proclivities after they forbid him to attend an upcoming hardcore rock concert.

After being repeatedly fooled by a mean, older boy, Cartman hatches a devious revenge scheme that catches his friends and enemies by surprise.

The parents grow concerned when they discover that Big Gay Al is the new scoutmaster; Timmy's popularity wanes after the kids make a new friend.

In the grand tradition of Wham UK, popular Canadian superstars Terrance and Phillip decide to break up because of creative differences between them.

Eric Cartman inherits one million dollars, and with his newfound profits, spoils himself in a lifelong dream, in which he buys his own amusement park.

Because of Stan's behavior, the children of South Park are forced to endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik.

The government suddenly seizes the boys' new video game system when they encounter Towelie, a genetically engineered towel that gets power from drugs.

Elaine embarrasses herself at a company party by dancing horribly; George plays a bad seed to attract a girl; Jerry gets caught up in bootlegging movies.

Since being labeled a difficult patient, Elaine cannot find a doctor who will treat her rash; Jerry receives a suspicious package in the mail.

Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.

Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.

Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.

George gets sharper the longer he goes without having sex; Elaine's lack of sex dulls her mind considerably; Jerry gets bumped from Career Night.

Dwight and Angela compete in an office-wide paper airplane contest; Andy begins receiving help for his first role in an upcoming film.

Andy begins trying to muster the courage to quit his job and pursue dreams of stardom; Jim returns to Scranton so he can spend some quality time with Pam.

Andy begins trying to muster the courage to quit his job and pursue dreams of stardom; Jim returns to Scranton so he can spend some quality time with Pam.

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

Dwight begins holding tryouts for the most qualified candidate when Jim convinces him that he needs an assistant to the assistant regional manager.

Months have passed after the documentary has officially aired and the staff of Dunder Mifflin, both past and present, gather for a wedding and final interviews.

Months have passed after the documentary has officially aired and the staff of Dunder Mifflin, both past and present, gather for a wedding and final interviews.

The regional manager of Dunder Mifflin learns his branch of the company may be downsized and he decides to keep this news from his staff.

Corporate decides to get a cheaper heath care plan for the employees and Dwight offends everyone by asking questions about their private medical history.

Michael tries to raise morale in the office by throwing a birthday party for Meredith despite the fact that her birthday is a month away.

Cartman dresses up like a robot and moves in with Butters to learn all his secrets and use them against him; the Army believes Cartman is a secret weapon.

Cartman poses as a mentally-challenged athlete in hopes of winning $1,000 at the Special Olympics; Jimmy takes illegal steps to remain competitive.

Stan rushes to assemble a special dance squad to defend South Park's honor when a gang of kids from Orange County declares the town "got served."

The boys' new snow-shoveling business is threatened by unemployed time travelers from the year 4035, who have arrived in present-day Colorado.

Cartman and the boys have a new neighbor who really likes playing games with them, but they soon discover that his intentions may not be for the best.

Kyle and Cartman spar over their proposals when People for Ethical Treatment of Animals pressures South Park Elementary to drop the cow as its school mascot.

A secret from the gang's past comes back to haunt them when a former friend is released from a juvenile prison after taking the fall for their shenanigans.

Cartman and the boys get caught up in a ratings war when they organize a daily newscast for South Park Elementary's closed-circuit television station.

Wendy is treated like an outcast when she refuses to embrace the promiscuous lifestyle popularized by Paris Hilton; the Stotches ponder Butters' future.

The South Park police force begs Cartman to solve its most stupefying cases after a blow to the head appears to give him paranormal abilities.

The rest of the town takes a cue from Mr. Garrison and decides to get in touch with their feminine side; Kyle hopelessly fails trying to play basketball.

The townsfolk rally behind Cartman to safeguard the town of South Park from an onslaught of unwashed hippies attending a week-long, outdoor concert.

The boys decide to make a living by running a talent agency, but problems arise when they lose their one and only client to a competitor.

Kenny becomes the center of media attention after medical science threatens to prevent his soul from leading Heaven's defense against Satan's overwhelming army.

The boys are worried that their summer might be ruined so they aim to lose one game to get disqualified from the state championships.

Butters begins to fear he will be placed in a mental institution after telling people he talks to the ghost of the recently-deceased Eric Cartman.