Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 47 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E13 · Single White Dad Comedy ▶ Now

Single White Dad

After being mistaken for a single parent, Peter gets hooked on all the perks.
00:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E14 · White Meg Can't Jump Comedy

White Meg Can't Jump

When Meg joins the basketball team, Peter's jeering from the crowd ends up inspiring her; Stewie gets lost inside conspiracy theories.
01:00 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E15 · Adoptation Comedy

Adoptation

Carter adopts a young girl to restore his public image, leaving Lois feeling jealous.
01:30 30m

Family Guy

S21 · E16 · The Bird Reich Comedy

The Bird Reich

Peter tries to abuse his work's policy for leave after a pet's death; Brian gives Stewie a signed copy of his book only to later find it in a free library.
02:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E1 · Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Comedy

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe

A strange, unexplainable phenomena originating from Cartman's backside leads the boys to think he has become a victim of an alien abduction.
02:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E3 · Weight Gain 4000 Comedy

Weight Gain 4000

Wendy pitches a hissy fit after Cartman's plagiarized essay wins a national contest; Mr. Garrison comes to grips with a haunting childhood memory.
03:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E2 · Volcano Comedy

Volcano

Stan's Uncle Jimbo takes the boys on a hunting trip, unaware the town's dormant volcano is on the verge of erupting; Cartman tries to invent an urban legend.
03:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E4 · Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Comedy

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride

Stan tries to come to grips with his dog's homosexuality; Uncle Jimbo takes desperate steps to ensure the Cows will win their upcoming football game.
04:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E5 · An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig Comedy

An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig

The kids turn to Chef for genetics advice after deciding they want to mate a pot-bellied pig and an elephant in order to teach a smarmy classmate a lesson.
04:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E6 · Death Comedy

Death

Stan's elderly grandfather tries to trick the boys into killing him; the parents of South Park band together to protest a profane cartoon, Terrance and Phillip.
05:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E7 · Pink Eye Comedy

Pink Eye

The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judges a costume contest.
05:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E10 · Damien Comedy

Damien

Cartman is completely outraged when Satan and Jesus schedule an apocalyptic pay-per-view battle that threatens to overshadow his birthday party.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S1 · E8 · Starvin' Marvin Comedy

Starvin' Marvin

Cartman is accidentally shipped off to a third world country after the boys decide to adopt a hungry orphan in order to claim a free sports watch.
06:30 30m

South Park

S1 · E9 · Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Comedy

Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo

Kyle feels left out for not celebrating Christmas and tries to teach everyone about his belief in Mr. Hankey, a magical piece of talking fecal matter.
07:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E2 · Britney's New Look Comedy

Britney's New Look

Stan and Kyle learn the truth regarding Britney Spears' popularity when the beleaguered pop star relocates into their sleepy little mountain town.
07:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E3 · Major Boobage Comedy

Major Boobage

In a tribute to the 1981 science fiction film "Heavy Metal," the boys stage a plot to save Kenny from the latest drug mania that is sweeping the town.
08:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E4 · Canada on Strike! Comedy

Canada on Strike!

When Canada decides to go on a long and painful strike, the boys must resolve the problem; Danish citizens migrate to the U.S. to replace the Canadians.
08:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E5 · Eek, a Penis! Comedy

Eek, a Penis!

Mrs. Garrison takes a leave of absence from South Park Elementary to reclaim her missing manhood; Cartman mentors students at an inner city school.
09:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E6 · Over Logging Comedy

Over Logging

Stan's dad packs up the family sedan and takes the whole Marsh family out West after the nation's access to the World Wide Web mysteriously vanishes.
09:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E7 · Super Fun Time Comedy

Super Fun Time

Mr. Garrison takes the class on a field trip to a living museum based around life in the 1800s; Cartman makes Butters go to the amusement park next door.
10:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E8 · The China Probrem Comedy

The China Probrem

As the rest of the town mourns an attack on a beloved icon, Cartman dreams about the Olympics and discovers a clandestine plan by the Chinese.
10:30 30m

South Park

S12 · E9 · Breast Cancer Show Ever Comedy

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy becomes so enraged at Cartman's continuous shenanigans during her class report that she decides to challenge him to a fight after school.
11:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E12 · About Last Night ... Comedy

About Last Night ...

While the South Park citizens are partying in the streets, the newly elected President arrives at the White House early and throws everyone off-guard.
11:30 30m

South Park

S10 · E11 · Hell on Earth 2006 Comedy

Hell on Earth 2006

A religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers threaten to ruin Satan's much anticipated Halloween costume party.

Daytime

12:00 30m

South Park

S12 · E14 · The Ungroundable Comedy

The Ungroundable

None of the boys believe Butters when he tells them he saw a vampire at school; students at school can't tell the difference between a Goth and a vampire.
12:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E12 · A Nightmare On FaceTime Comedy

A Nightmare On FaceTime

Randy has big plans for the night of Halloween, and unfortunately, those plans make it so that Stan can't go trick or treating with his friends.
13:00 30m

South Park

S17 · E4 · Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers Comedy

Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers

When one of their own comes back from a camp for troubled kids, the Goth kids are forced to ask for help from their sworn enemies, the Vamp kids.
13:30 30m

South Park

S21 · E6 · Sons a Witches Comedy

Sons a Witches

A witch at the traditional Halloween party curses the town of South Park, so Cartman carries out a plan to utilize her power to his advantage.
14:00 30m

South Park

S22 · E5 · The Scoots Comedy

The Scoots

The children devise an elaborate plan to utilize the latest revolution in mobility to get as much candy as possible on the Halloween holiday.
14:30 30m

South Park

S23 · E5 · Tegridy Farms Halloween Special Comedy

Tegridy Farms Halloween Special

Randy must deal with his daughter's marijuana problem during the Halloween holiday; Butters visits an Egyptian artifact exhibit at a museum in Denver.
15:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E5 · The Package Comedy

The Package

Since being labeled a difficult patient, Elaine cannot find a doctor who will treat her rash; Jerry receives a suspicious package in the mail.
15:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E6 · The Fatigues Comedy

The Fatigues

Intimidated by an employee she is supposed to fire, Elaine promotes him instead; Jerry's girlfriend has a mentor; George gives a seminar on risk management.
16:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E7 · The Checks Comedy

The Checks

Jerry receives a barrage of royalty checks from Japan; Kramer escorts Japanese tourists around New York; George is obsessed with a cultish carpet cabal.
16:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E8 · The Chicken Roaster Comedy

The Chicken Roaster

Kramer and Jerry switch apartments when a new chicken restaurant puts up a neon sign outside Kramer's apartment; Elaine abuses her company expense account.
17:00 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E9 · The Abstinence Comedy

The Abstinence

George gets sharper the longer he goes without having sex; Elaine's lack of sex dulls her mind considerably; Jerry gets bumped from Career Night.
17:30 30m

Seinfeld

S8 · E10 · The Andrea Doria Comedy

The Andrea Doria

George is muscled out of a new apartment when a survivor of a shipwreck plays the pity card with the tenant board; Kramer takes dog medicine for a nasty cough.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E9 · Dwight Christmas Comedy

Dwight Christmas

When the party planning committee drops the ball, Dwight gets everyone to celebrate with a traditional Schrute German Christmas.
18:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E10 · Lice Comedy

Lice

When Pam accidentally brings lice into the office, she lets Meredith take the fall, and Dwight vows to destroy the parasites; Darryl's love life is meddled in.
19:00 30m

The Office

S9 · E11 · Suit Warehouse Comedy

Suit Warehouse

When Clark returns from his sex jaunt with Jan, he gifts the office with an espresso maker; Dwight takes Clark to sell a father-son suit warehouse.
19:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E12 · Customer Loyalty Comedy

Customer Loyalty

Dwight attempts to prevent Darryl from moving to Athlead; to Pam's intense disapppointment, Jim has to miss Cece's first recital when a big investor exits.
20:00 35m

The Office

S9 · E13 · Junior Salesman Comedy

Junior Salesman

David Wallace tasks Dwight with finding a new part-time salesman to fill in for Jim, and starting with Mose, Dwight assembles a super-team of his cronies.
20:35 35m

The Office

S9 · E14 · Vandalism Comedy

Vandalism

Dwight and Nellie spring to action when Pam asks the office to help her track down the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has trouble with Jim's cleanliness.
21:10 35m

The Office

S9 · E15 · Couples Discount Comedy

Couples Discount

The staff pairs off into pretend couples to take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a mini-mall; Erin assures Pete that she will break up with Andy.
21:45 35m

The Office

S9 · E16 · Moving On, Part 1 Comedy

Moving On, Part 1

Pam travels to Philadelphia to interview for a job with a manager who gives her deja-vu; Dwight asks Angela for assistance to care for his elderly aunt Shirley.
22:20 35m

The Office

S9 · E17 · Moving On, Part 2 Comedy

Moving On, Part 2

When Pam goes on an interview in Philadelphia, the manager begins giving her feelings of déjà vu; Dwight decides to bring Angela along on a mission.
22:55 35m

The Office

S9 · E18 · The Farm Comedy

The Farm

Dwight travels home for a funeral that is customary to the Schrute family and learns of an unexpected inheritance; Todd Packer makes amends.
23:30 30m

The Office

S9 · E19 · Promos Comedy

Promos

As promos for the documentary begin running on television, excitement around the office begins to build; Angela finds herself jealous of the woman Dwight dates.