Comedy Central TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Comedy Central TV guide for today. 46 programmes listed , including 11 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E20 · Are You There God? It's Me, Peter Comedy

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Peter has a personal encounter with God after he is sent into a coma, which prompts him to begin asking some of the toughest questions about life.
00:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E1 · Married ... with Cancer Comedy

Married ... with Cancer

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman with cancer and decides to propose marriage to her after she receives devastating news about her health.
01:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E2 · Dead Dog Walking Comedy

Dead Dog Walking

Brian realizes how different his idea of what his marriage to Jess would be is from how it actually is, so he tries to get out of it by letting himself go.
01:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E4 · Big Trouble in Little Quahog Comedy

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Brian makes fun of Stewie for his small stature, which prompts Stewie to make a shrinking machine that inadvertently shrinks them to a microscopic size.
02:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E5 · Regarding Carter Comedy

Regarding Carter

Carter Pewterschmidt becomes the victim of an unfortunate accident that forces him to be left completely dependent on the Griffins for care and rehabilitation.
02:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E1 · HUMANCENTiPAD Comedy

HUMANCENTiPAD

Kyle finds himself trapped as an unwilling participant in a grotesque new technological innovation developed by Apple founder Steve Jobs.
03:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E2 · Funnybot Comedy

Funnybot

South Park Elementary's Special Education department decides to begin an annual comedy award ceremony, and Jimmy is given the opportunity to serve as host.
03:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E3 · Royal Pudding Comedy

Royal Pudding

When the Prince of Canada decides to take a bride, baby Ike becomes obsessed with his native country's Royal Wedding along with the rest of Canada.
04:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E4 · T.M.I. Comedy ▶ Now

T.M.I.

Cartman becomes outraged when the school reveals the penis sizes of all the children at South Park Elementary on a bulletin board.
04:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E5 · Crack Baby Athletic Association Comedy

Crack Baby Athletic Association

Cartman starts a new business in South Park called "The Crack Baby Athletic Association," and he invites Kyle to get in the company on the ground floor.
05:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E6 · City Sushi Comedy

City Sushi

Butters discovers that he has been diagnosed with multiple personality disorder; a psychologist attempts to help Butters figure out what is happening to him.
05:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E7 · You're Getting Old Comedy

You're Getting Old

Stan finds himself acting differently after celebrating his 10th birthday, but his new attitude begins to upset the rest of the boys.

Morning

06:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E8 · Ass Burgers Comedy

Ass Burgers

After discovering that he is afflicted with Asperger's Syndrome, Cartman develops a unique way of coping with his ailment that even Kyle and Kenny accept.
06:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E9 · The Last of the Meheecans Comedy

The Last of the Meheecans

After deciding to join the U.S. Border Patrol, Cartman soon begins to realize that he possesses a skill for stopping illegal aliens from entering into America.
07:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E10 · Bass to Mouth Comedy

Bass to Mouth

The students of South Park Elementary learn that someone has hacked into their phones and emails and is now posting their private information online.
07:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E11 · Broadway Bro Down Comedy

Broadway Bro Down

Randy becomes enamored with musical theatre and decides to take Sharon on a trip to New York in order to catch every show that Broadway has to offer.
08:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E12 · 1% Comedy

1%

The kids at South Park Elementary all gang up on Cartman after they are punished due to the fact that he has thrown off the school's physical fitness curve.
08:30 30m

South Park

S15 · E13 · A History Channel Thanksgiving Comedy

A History Channel Thanksgiving

After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials were involved in the original Thanksgiving feast.
09:00 30m

South Park

S15 · E14 · The Poor Kid Comedy

The Poor Kid

When Kenny's parents are arrested and sent to jail, he and his siblings find themselves being forced to enter the foster care system.
09:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E1 · Reverse Cowgirl Comedy

Reverse Cowgirl

When a catastrophe results from one of the boys forgetting to put the toilet seat down after relieving himself, a government agency is called in to fix things.
10:00 35m

South Park

S16 · E2 · Cash for Gold Comedy

Cash for Gold

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel and soon finds himself controlling a lucrative business that preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele.
10:35 35m

South Park

S16 · E3 · Faith Hilling Comedy

Faith Hilling

The human race finds itself in an unexpected situation when all of mankind begins evolving at an increasingly rapid and disturbing pace.
11:10 35m

South Park

S16 · E4 · Jewpacabra Comedy

Jewpacabra

Cartman attempts to convince the town's citizens to cancel their annual Easter egg hunt because of a dangerous mythological beast that lurks in the woods.
11:45 30m

South Park

S16 · E5 · Butterballs Comedy

Butterballs

Stan decides to raise awareness about the national epidemic of bullying by shooting a big dance video; Butters becomes the victim of an unlikely bully.

Daytime

12:15 35m

South Park

S16 · E6 · I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining Comedy

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

The boys run into trouble in the Colorado Mountains and find themselves attempting to survive all alone in the wild while waiting for someone to rescue them.
12:50 35m

South Park

S16 · E7 · Cartman Finds Love Comedy

Cartman Finds Love

When Cartman begins to experience romantic feelings for a new girl at school, he decides to make a gesture in order to keep anyone from getting between them.
13:25 35m

South Park

S16 · E8 · Sarcastaball Comedy

Sarcastaball

Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman become involved in a crisis at South Park Elementary when excessive football concussions become a serious problem.
14:00 30m

South Park

S16 · E9 · Raising the Bar Comedy

Raising the Bar

Cartman finally admits that he is fat, but only so that he can claim riding around on a scooter as his right; later, he learns of his new rival, Honey Boo Boo.
14:30 30m

South Park

S16 · E10 · Insecurity Comedy

Insecurity

The entire town becomes suspicious when Kyle believes that his mother is having an affair with the UPS man; Cartman signs up for a home security system.
15:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E17 · Switch the Flip Comedy

Switch the Flip

Stewie and Brian decide to exchange bodies in the hopes of getting Brian's life back in order, but the machine they use goes haywire and causes city-wide chaos.
15:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E18 · HTTPete Comedy

HTTPete

Peter adopts a more millennial lifestyle in the hopes of attracting greater attention to his brewery, which gets the attention of a Silicon Valley executive.
16:00 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E19 · The Unkindest Cut Comedy

The Unkindest Cut

Quagmire loses his most treasured body part in a tragic accident Stewie and Brian look for Mort after they learn about a $10,000 reward.
16:30 30m

Family Guy

S16 · E20 · Are You There God? It's Me, Peter Comedy

Are You There God? It's Me, Peter

Peter has a personal encounter with God after he is sent into a coma, which prompts him to begin asking some of the toughest questions about life.
17:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E1 · Married ... with Cancer Comedy

Married ... with Cancer

Brian quickly falls in love with a woman with cancer and decides to propose marriage to her after she receives devastating news about her health.
17:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E2 · Dead Dog Walking Comedy

Dead Dog Walking

Brian realizes how different his idea of what his marriage to Jess would be is from how it actually is, so he tries to get out of it by letting himself go.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E4 · Big Trouble in Little Quahog Comedy

Big Trouble in Little Quahog

Brian makes fun of Stewie for his small stature, which prompts Stewie to make a shrinking machine that inadvertently shrinks them to a microscopic size.
18:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E5 · Regarding Carter Comedy

Regarding Carter

Carter Pewterschmidt becomes the victim of an unfortunate accident that forces him to be left completely dependent on the Griffins for care and rehabilitation.
19:00 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E6 · Stand By Meg Comedy

Stand By Meg

Stewie pledges to offer a better life for Meg after she saves him from choking; Chris is forced to get ready to attend a vocational school.
19:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E7 · The Griffin Winter Games Comedy

The Griffin Winter Games

In an attempt to surprise the Griffin family, Meg successfully manages to get into the U.S. Olympic team as a biathlete and prepares for the Winter Games.
20:00 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E8 · Con Heiress Comedy

Con Heiress

Stewie and Brian compete against each other over a wealthy heiress' inheritance; Peter and Chris fight each other for the affection of Mr. Herbert.
20:35 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E9 · Pawtucket Pete Comedy

Pawtucket Pete

Two new bosses are brought into the Pawtucket Brewery team and they are immediately determined to use another mascot for the company.
21:10 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E10 · Hefty Shades of Gray Comedy

Hefty Shades of Gray

Peter becomes the Quahog Channel 5 News' senior crime analyst; Brian and Stewie work together to help Chris become more adept at dating.
21:45 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E11 · Trump Guy Comedy

Trump Guy

Peter is given the position of the next White House Press Secretary and the Griffin family gets ready to make a move to Washington, D.C.
22:20 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E12 · Bri, Robot Comedy

Bri, Robot

Brain becomes concerned about the legacy that he could leave behind and Stewie creates a robotic duplicate to serve as a living biography.
22:55 35m

Family Guy

S17 · E13 · Trans-Fat Comedy

Trans-Fat

Peter faces an unexpected event and important lesson after he is inadvertently identified as a transgender person.
23:30 30m

Family Guy

S17 · E15 · No Giggity, No Doubt Comedy

No Giggity, No Doubt

Quagmire finds his daughter at the high school prom he was chaperoning and surprises the gang when he decides to take his role as a father seriously.