TV Land TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for today. 43 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E2 · The Truth Comedy

The Truth

George's relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry's tax audit worries, until she becomes his former girlfriend; Kramer is dating Elaine's roommate.
00:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E3 · The Pen Comedy

The Pen

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents after a back breaking sofa bed and the disposition of a pen that writes upside-down.
01:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E4 · The Dog Comedy

The Dog

Jerry is forced to watch an unruly dog for a fellow airline passenger who is sick in a Chicago hospital; Kramer tries breaking up with his girlfriend.
01:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E5 · The Library Comedy

The Library

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop.
02:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E6 · The Parking Garage Comedy

The Parking Garage

Jerry and the gang separate to try and locate Kramer's lost car in a huge shopping mall parking garage; Jerry gets busted for urinating in public.
02:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E7 · The Cafe Comedy

The Cafe

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion; George has Elaine take an I.Q. test in his place.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E8 · The Tape Comedy

The Tape

While listening to a tape of his previous night's show, Jerry hears the voice of a mysterious woman who talks extremely dirty into his tape recorder.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E9 · The Nose Job Comedy

The Nose Job

Jerry's brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model; George is dating a big-nosed woman.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E10 · The Stranded Comedy

The Stranded

Jerry and Elaine join George for a special party, where they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations; George has an office romance.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E11 · The Alternate Side Comedy

The Alternate Side

After his car is stolen, Jerry attempts to call the alleged criminal, who answers the phone; Elaine starts to grow tired of her 66-year-old boyfriend.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E13 · The Subway Comedy

The Subway

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway; Kramer overhears a hot tip on a horse on his way to pay a traffic violation.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E14 · The Pez Dispenser Comedy

The Pez Dispenser

Jerry's Pez dispenser makes Elaine laugh during George's girlfriend's piano recital and puts their relationship in jeopardy; Kramer joins the Polar Bear club.

Morning

06:00 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E16 · The Fix-Up Comedy

The Fix-Up

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine's friend on a blind date and await the results; Kramer gives away condoms.
06:30 30m

Seinfeld

S3 · E19 · The Limo Comedy

The Limo

Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane, but their false identities land them in hot water.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E29 Interview

Drew and Ross hit the headlines. Drew shares her must haves for the perfect weekend in a brand new edition of The Weekender.
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E30 Interview

Drew sits down with "Verity" stars Anne Hathaway and Josh Hartnett, and author Colleen Hoover.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E25 · A Baby in the House Comedy

A Baby in the House

Aunt Bee is upset after she agrees to babysit for her niece and then discovers the sweet infant isn't adoring of her, but seems to like everyone else.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E26 · The County Clerk Comedy

The County Clerk

Helen and Andy try to play matchmaker for the county clerk and the county nurse, but wind up creating more trouble than romance.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E27 · The Foster Lady Comedy

The Foster Lady

Aunt Bee is offered a very tempting job as a TV commercial spokeswoman, but she soon decides that stardom is not for her.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S6 · E28 · Goober's Replacement Comedy

Goober's Replacement

After Goober's girlfriend agrees to fill in for Goober at the filling station while Goober goes on a fishing trip, he returns to a dose of shock and dismay.
10:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S6 · E25 · Major Topper Comedy

Major Topper

The possibility of contaminated morphine prompts the doctors to administer placebos to the patients, and they get relief from their pain.
10:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S7 · E1 · Commander Pierce Comedy

Commander Pierce

Hawkeye becomes temporary commander of the 4077th and learns about the tedium and headaches that Colonel Potter deals with every day.
11:00 30m

M*A*S*H

S7 · E2 · Peace on Us Comedy

Peace on Us

Hawkeye becomes frustrated and angry about the stalled peace talks in Panmunjon, so he impulsively charges off to the meeting to complain about the war.
11:30 30m

M*A*S*H

S7 · E3 · Lil Comedy

Lil

The head nurse of the Eighth Army visits the 4077 and she and Colonel Potter develop a warm friendship but others think there might be more.

Daytime

12:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S12 · E27 · Ladies from St. Louis Drama

Ladies from St. Louis

After a criminal saves a group of traveling nuns from the other members of his gang, the sisters bring him to Dodge City to make sure his wounds are treated.
13:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S12 · E28 · Nitro!, Part 1 Drama

Nitro!, Part 1

In desperate need of money, a drifter takes a hazardous job mixing nitroglycerine for outlaws, who need explosives, and he starts a business with his earnings.
14:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S12 · E29 · Nitro!, Part 2 Drama

Nitro!, Part 2

Local bank robbers pressure George to make one last batch of nitroglycerine for them before he quits the business altogether.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S13 · E1 · The Wreckers Drama

The Wreckers

When Matt and his prisoner are knocked unconscious, Kitty switches their identities in an attempt to fool the outlaws who are after the marshal.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S13 · E2 · Cattle Barons Drama

Cattle Barons

Ponderosa Ranch gets caught in the middle of a battle between two conflicting men who want the same group of cattle for themselves.
17:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E11 · Convicts-at-Large Comedy

Convicts-at-Large

When Barney and Floyd run out of gas on the way home from a fishing trip, they are captured and held hostage at O'Malley's by a gang of escaped female convicts.
17:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E12 · The Bed Jacket Comedy

The Bed Jacket

With money tight, Andy must sacrifice his fishing pole in order to acquire a birthday gift for Aunt Bee, an elegant blue bed jacket.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E13 · The Bank Job Comedy

The Bank Job

Barney argues there is a lack of security at the Mayberry Bank and proves his case when a set-up nabs real, unsuspecting crooks trying to rob the bank.
18:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E14 · One-Punch Opie Comedy ▶ Now

One-Punch Opie

When a new kid moves to Mayberry and tries to bully Opie, Barney teaches Opie how to stand up for himself and gives him the "Nip it in the Bud!" speech.
19:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E15 · Barney and the Governor Comedy

Barney and the Governor

After Barney provokingly tickets the governor's car and accuses Andy of setting him up, the governor is prompted to commend Barney for defying favoritism
19:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S3 · E16 · Man in a Hurry Comedy

Man in a Hurry

Businessman Malcolm Tucker is agitated when he discovers his broken down car can't be fixed until the next day, causing him to be stuck in Mayberry overnight.
20:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E11 · Captain Nemo Comedy

Captain Nemo

Relationships are strained when Debra feels that Ray is spending too much time with his basketball team after replacing Robert as team captain.
20:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E13 · Debra's Sick Comedy

Debra's Sick

With Debra at home sick, Raymond must rearrange his schedule to make it to the kids' pediatrician appointment, but the kids and work don't mix well.
21:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E14 · Who's Handsome? Comedy

Who's Handsome?

Raymond is upset when he learns that women find Robert more attractive and gets himself a makeover so that everyone will love him.
21:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E15 · The Car Comedy

The Car

Debra is disturbed to learn that her car is the one in which Raymond used to make-out as a teenager, and understandably refuses to drive it.
22:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E16 · Diamonds Comedy

Diamonds

When Ray learns that his wife's ring has a fake diamond, he tries to secretly replace it, but learns that she has already done so.
22:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E17 · The Game Comedy

The Game

Arguments erupt over a board game after the cable goes out, and Ray discovers that his father hooked up the illegal connection.
23:00 36m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E18 · Recovering Pessimist Comedy

Recovering Pessimist

After he wins a writing award, Debra convinces Ray to be more upbeat, but when he does so, his family accuses him of being self-centered.
23:36 36m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S1 · E19 · The Dog Comedy

The Dog

Raymond finds a dog that looks like the one he and Robert had as kids, but he doesn't expect the real owner to be looking for it or that it's a valuable stud.

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