TV Land TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full TV Land TV guide for today. 39 programmes listed , including 10 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:12 36m

The King of Queens

S1 · E13 · Best Man Comedy

Best Man

After begging Doug to attend the wedding of her childhood friend, Carrie finds out that Doug knows the truth about her past relationship with the groom.
00:48 36m

The King of Queens

S1 · E14 · Dog Days Comedy

Dog Days

The Heffernans' seemingly perfect neighbors must keep their nocturnal dog quiet or else; Arthur thinks his life was used as inspiration for Charlie Brown.
01:24 36m

The King of Queens

S1 · E15 · Crappy Birthday Comedy

Crappy Birthday

A depressed Carrie asks Doug to ignore her 30th birthday, which suits Doug just fine because he wants to watch an ultimate fighting tournament on TV.
02:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E16 · S'ain't Valentine's Comedy

S'ain't Valentine's

Valentine's Day for Doug and Carrie is dinner and an empty house, but before they can celebrate, Doug goes to Spence's for his birthday and gets trapped.
02:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E17 · Court Date Comedy

Court Date

Prompted by a fear of higher insurance, Doug tells Carrie to accept a date with the cop who wrote her a ticket, causing Arthur to think she's having an affair.
03:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E17 · The Bookstore Comedy

The Bookstore

Jerry catches Uncle Leo shoplifting at a bookstore; Kramer and Newman start a rickshaw business; George tries to return an expensive book multiple times.
03:30 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E18 · The Frogger Comedy

The Frogger

George is obsessed with preserving his Frogger high score for posterity; Jerry stays one step ahead of a serial killer; Elaine eats Peterman's expensive cake.
04:00 30m

Seinfeld

S9 · E19 · The Maid Comedy ▶ Now

The Maid

Jerry gets into romance with his maid; George struggles to get the nickname "T-Bone" around the office; Elaine searches for a new telephone number.
04:30 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E1 · Good News, Bad News Comedy

Good News, Bad News

Jerry meets an attractive woman while doing stand-up on the road, but he cannot figure out whether her intentions are romantic or platonic.
05:00 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E2 · The Stakeout Comedy

The Stakeout

In an effort to get the name of a fascinating girl he met at a birthday party, Jerry and George stakeout the lobby of the building she works in.
05:30 30m

Seinfeld

S1 · E3 · The Robbery Comedy

The Robbery

After his apartment gets robbed, Jerry considers moving, but the new residence George shows him is on George's list, so they decide who will move there.

Morning

06:00 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E8 · That Old Feeling Comedy

That Old Feeling

Blanche may begin dating her late husband's brother, after they are re-connected and suddenly experience an unexpected romantic connection.
06:30 30m

The Golden Girls

S5 · E9 · Comedy of Errors Comedy

Comedy of Errors

The death of a schoolmate prompts Dorothy to renew her interest in stand up comedy, but she almost falls down when heckled by Sophia.
07:00 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E1 Interview

Drew is kicking off season 7 with an interview with Olivia Rodrigo at the first ever Daisy Chain Fields Festival!
07:30 30m

The Drew Barrymore Show

S7 · E2 Interview

Drew is sitting down with two of the original "Charlie's Angels" cast members Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson.
08:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E29 · Opie's Most Unforgettable Character Comedy

Opie's Most Unforgettable Character

Opie finds himself having trouble with completing a writing assignment that is suppose to be a trubute to his father, prompting porr marks from his instructor.
08:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S7 · E30 · Goober's Contest Comedy

Goober's Contest

Due to a printing error, Floyd mistakenly believes he has won the gas station's contest and a large cash prize, but Goober can't afford to pay the prize amount.
09:00 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E1 · Opie's First Love Comedy

Opie's First Love

Opie's big crush, Mary Alice, agrees to attend the school dance with him, but backs out at the last minute to attend the dance with Fred Simpson.
09:30 30m

The Andy Griffith Show

S8 · E2 · Howard, the Bowler Comedy

Howard, the Bowler

Howard is bowling a perfect game, but when the power goes out in the middle of the championship game's last frame, he finishes the game.
10:00 35m

M*A*S*H

S4 · E25 · The Interview Comedy

The Interview

Journalist Clete Roberts arrives at the 4077 to interview the staff about how they cope with conditions and what they miss about home.
10:35 35m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E1 · Bug Out, Part 1 Comedy

Bug Out, Part 1

A rumor that the 4077 is about to be overrun by the Chinese causes a "bug out" but Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret remain behind with a patient who can't be moved.
11:10 35m

M*A*S*H

S5 · E2 · Bug Out, Part 2 Comedy

Bug Out, Part 2

A rumor that the 4077 is about to be overrun by the Chinese causes a "bug out" but Hawkeye, B.J. and Margaret remain behind with a patient who can't be moved.
11:45 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E6 · Kitty's Love Affair Drama

Kitty's Love Affair

After Matt is forced to cancel his trip with Kitty to St. Louis, Kitty decides to leave him behind in order to have some fun by herself.

Daytime

12:50 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E7 · The Widow and the Rogue Drama

The Widow and the Rogue

After an amiable thief is captured by Festus, the miscreant searches for a way to escape before he and Festus can reach the jail in Dodge City.
13:55 1h 5m

Gunsmoke

S19 · E8 · A Game of Death ... An Act of Love, Part 1 Drama

A Game of Death ... An Act of Love, Part 1

After a band of renegade Native Americans murders a rancher's wife, the bitter rancher arrives in Dodge to make sure he gets revenge for his wife's death.
15:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E9 · A Game of Death ... An Act of Love, Part 2 Drama

A Game of Death ... An Act of Love, Part 2

Matt uncovers new evidence about the murder trial, but there are some residents in town that don't want that evidence to be revealed in court.
16:00 1h

Gunsmoke

S19 · E10 · Lynch Town Drama

Lynch Town

After a female saloon owner is murdered, Matt tries to convince an alcoholic judge to launch an inquest to determine what really happened.
17:00 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E28 · The Arrest of the Fun Girls Comedy

The Arrest of the Fun Girls

Skippy and Daphne are back in Mayberry to intentionally get pulled over for speeding and reckless driving so they can see Andy and Barney.
17:36 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E29 · The Luck of Newton Monroe Comedy

The Luck of Newton Monroe

Newton Monroe, a hard luck itinerant peddler, doesn't seem to be able to do anything right, leading Andy to hatch a scheme to help him out.

Tonight's Highlights

18:12 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E30 · Opie Flunks Arithmetic Comedy

Opie Flunks Arithmetic

Andy is outraged when he finds out Opie has done poorly in math, but Helen comes to Opie's rescue by telling Andy to be reasonable.
18:48 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E31 · Opie and the Carnival Comedy

Opie and the Carnival

When the carnival has a rigged game that Opie blows all his money that he had saved up for Andy's birthday present on, Andy gets upset.
19:24 36m

The Andy Griffith Show

S5 · E32 · Banjo Playing Deputy Comedy

Banjo Playing Deputy

After struggling to find work for Jerry Miller, a one-man band who has lost his job with a traveling carnival, Andy hires him as a deputy.
20:00 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S3 · E26 · How They Met Comedy

How They Met

Ally busily prepares to get ready for her very first play date with a boy, and flashbacks help to reveal how Raymond and Debra first courted each other.
20:35 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E1 · Boob Job Comedy

Boob Job

When Ray is excited about a woman's breast implants, Debra decides to conduct some tests to find out if he is satisfied with her.
21:10 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E2 · The Can Opener Comedy

The Can Opener

When Raymond and Debra get into a fight over the new can opener each tells their side of the story to the other family members, causing family warfare to erupt.
21:45 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E3 · You Bet Comedy

You Bet

Raymond is alarmed to discover that Frank is only interested in his work for the betting information that he supplies to him.
22:20 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E4 · Sex Talk Comedy

Sex Talk

Raymond and Debra are distressed over their weak sex life, and when they go to his parents for advice, they get really depressed.
22:55 35m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E5 · The Will Comedy

The Will

Raymond and Debra can't seem to make anyone in their family happy after an attempt to draw up the circumstances of their living will.
23:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S4 · E6 · The Sister Comedy

The Sister

Debra's sister decides to devote her life to religious servitude as a nun, while Debra suggests that the obsession will soon be outgrown.

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