Fry becomes a billionaire after discovering that his bank account from the 20th century is still active and has been accruing interest for the past 1,000 years.
When Bart decides to steal the latest video game from the store, he is caught by a security guard and when Marge hears of the incident, she blames herself.
After Homer and Bart accidentally damage the local church while playing with a model rocket, a turn of events leads Lisa to reconsider her religious views.
After bumbling his way into a large sum of money, Homer strikes a note of jealousy with Flanders when he uses his fortune for the good of the Springfield.
Lois decides to walk out on the family when they don't help her with the Christmas shopping, which leaves the rest of the family to save the holiday themselves.
Peter and his friends form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois is concerned about Chris' new relationship, but she decides to use it to make Peter copy Chris.
Meg is instantly seen as the hottest employee at her new job; Cleveland becomes a therapist and helps Peter and Lois with their relationship, frustrating Peter.
Peter ends up a town hero when he discovers a missing boy; Joe quits his job and goes on a road trip with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland to Niagra Falls.
Brian becomes more well-behaved after going through obedience school, but Peter misses his lively behavior and wants the old Brian back; Chris feels used.
Peter joins a group of mean girls after his old crowd of friends "roast" him, but Lois points out they likely say negative things about him behind his back.
Stewie is prescribed Adderall after being diagnosed with A.D.D., which Brian uses to write a 2,000-page pitch to author George R.R. Martin at a convention.
After Bender's addiction to electricity puts himself and the rest of the Planet Express crew in danger, he finds religion and decides to change his ways.
The Planet Express crew goes on a space cruise for vacation; Leela learns that Zapp Brannigan is helming the flight and tells him that she and Fry are engaged.
Hank and his buddies commiserate over their championship loss in high school and ask for a rematch; when Hank gets a new nose, he is afraid to play football.