Leela's wedding day arrives, as the aliens plan to buy the entire planet and banish all of its residents to Neptune, which would lead to a space war for Earth.
After being dumped by her boyfriend, Luanne starts to drive the family crazy by crazing every day and night, leading Hank to find her a new significant other.
Bobby's sugar splurge is mistaken for ADD, causing Peggy to blame herself and quit her job, while Luanne fears that she caught the disorder from Bobby.
A New York cop, who is visiting Los Angeles, finds himself pitted against a group of ruthless terrorists who are holding guests hostage at a Christmas party.
A New York cop acquires an unwilling partner as he races against time to stop a mad bomber from using his deadly skills against the city and its residents.
When Louise runs away from home during her visit to the dentist's office and seeks refuge at her Aunt Gail's, Linda sends Tina and Gene to bring her back.
Peter tries to abuse his work's policy for leave after a pet's death; Brian gives Stewie a signed copy of his book only to later find it in a free library.
The family's trip to Nantucket ends with Lois blocked from a vacation rental app; Stewie and Brian try their luck as door-to-door sales of saltwater taffy.
Meg's marriage in Russia ends early after she finds out it was just for a green card; Chris joins Principal Shepherd in shooting porn movies at the school.
Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois' plans for Stewie's birthday party; Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.
Peter copes with his house arrest by transforming the basement into a successful nightclub; Stewie tries to bypass teething pain by creating a time machine.
Fry decides to move to the universe on the other side of the tear, and Bender joins a secret robot society; the Professor's expedition ends in disaster.
Fry falls in love with an enormous tentacled monster from beyond the tear that has begun to spread its influence; Amy attempts to cope with Kif's death.
When the tentacled monster asks the entire universe out on a date, the population of Earth decides to leave the planet; the monster brings Kif back to life.
Bobby starts dating a girl who is two years old than him, but after discovering that she doesn't take their relationship seriously, he becomes heartbroken.