Tension spins out of control for Peter and Quagmire when Peter gets a big head from the fame of their new musical group in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel.
While Peter attempts to push the holiday spirit onto Lois's dad, who despises the day, Stewie is faced with what it means to confess during the Christmas-time.
After arriving at an asteroid field in deep space, Fry, Leela and Bender attempt to collect honey produced by vicious space bees; Leela takes a baby queen bee.
Bender faces one of his greatest challenges yet when he tricks his way into the 3004 Earth Olympic Games, posing as a fembot, and wins several of his events.
Hank finally convinces Bobby to try out for his middle school's wrestling team, but Bobby runs into great problems when he is forced to take on Connie.
An aspiring race car driver forms a lifelong connection with his dog as he works to make his dream career come true and as he journeys through life with family.
After Bart receives an elephant as a prize for calling in to a radio station, the animal proves to be too costly to care for and Homer decides to sell it.
Grampa falls in love with Marge's mother but she soon falls for Mr. Burns instead; Bart goes to extreme measures to acquire "Itchy and Scratchy" memorabilia.
Jimmy Jr. and the Belcher children join forces to prevent Zeke from going to disciplinary school; Randy films his independent short feature at the restaurant.
Bob and Gene introduce themselves to the harsh world of mushroom foraging; Tina comes to believe that she possesses a superpower after getting new glasses.
Tina must dissect a fetal pig for her science class, but the event quickly turns into a spooky occasion; Bob and Linda wage war against a large ball of ear wax.
The quaint town of Quahog gets a spin as the Griffins get sucked into the tales of "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."
Brian fails to father his neglected teenage son when he arrives in town as a television star; Peter and Quagmire wind up clashing while on a hunting trip.
Chris gets stuck taking care of Carter after he breaks his leg, and the two hit it off so well that Carter makes Chris the sole heir to the family fortune.
After he takes up smoking cigarettes, Peter is promoted as the face of an anti-smoking campaign by an advertising executive who wants him to continue smoking.
Brian winds up giving Stewie a sexually transmitted disease, all while Peter and the guys take on a group that has claimed their booth at The Drunken Clam.
Peter proves to Lois that he is a dependable, mature adult after he takes Stewie to the park for valuable father-son time and comes home with another baby.
Along with Bobby, Hank is forced to attend a defensive driving course taught by a comedic instructor, who encourages Bobby to get in touch with his roots.