TV Guide FXX Monday

Despite Farnsworth's warnings about conserving fuel, Leela wastes precious gas and enters the Planet Express ship into a demolition derby.

Professor Farnsworth searches for an item that could render dark matter completely useless, destroying Mom's empire; Mom sends her sons to find the item.

Bender's imagination continues to run wild, and he manages to have Mom's forces and all of his friends transported to an alternate reality from his mind.

As Fry is slowly corrupted by the Die of Power, Leela comes to grips with her own violent impulses in the fantasy realm of Cornwood.

When Amy's parents attempt to destroy an environment, Leela decides to join up with an eco-feminist group to protest the destruction.

Leo decides to construct a giant miniature golf course; the Feministas move from protesting to violence; the Number Nine Man reveals the secrets of the Chi.

Bender gives Zapp information about the secret society; Number Nine Man explains how the Dark Ones formed; the Nimbus chases the Feministas through space.

The Feministas are brought to a court ran by Snoop Dogg and charged for protecting the environment; Number Nine Man and Fry devise a plan to stop the Dark One.

A hard-boiled detective tries to foil a terrorist bent on using technology to destroy the U.S. economy, but the detective's quest soon becomes very personal.

John McClane travels to Russia to help his son, John, and discovers he is a CIA operative who is trying to stop a nuclear-weapons heist from taking place.

A biochemist and a former inmate at Alcatraz prison have to rescue a group of people who were taken hostage by a madman as they toured the old facility.

A shaving experiment leaves Milhouse looking exactly like his father; Marge tries to save Maggie from the dangers of children's television.

Mr. Burns convinces Grampa Simpson to come out of retirement and take on his former role as a villainous professional wrestler whom Burns used to admire.

Bob has to give one of Louise's enemies a job at the restaurant in order to be accepted in the Community Gardens, and this leads to friction between them.

Tina teams up with Darryl in an effort to win the Cupid's Couple contest at their school dance; Linda plans a week packed full of Valentine's Day activities.

Desperate to keep Millie from becoming class president and ruining the school, Tina and Louise volunteer to help run Jimmy Junior's campaign.

Linda's sister, Gayle, comes to bob's burgers because her date was cancelled and she had theatre tickets; the kids see an opportunity to escape the house.

Bob is enthralled with his new automatic helicopter, but then it falls apart unexpectedly and Gene agrees to help Bob get his money back.

Bob's attempt at taking Linda out for a romantic night on the town falls short of her expectations; under Louise's supervision, the school's chinchilla escapes.

Quahog Harvest Day Parade causes a neighborhood war when their Who's the Boss float takes top prize, and the custody of the trophy is questionable.

The Grim Reaper pays a visit to the Griffin household, after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.

Lois becomes the artistic director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, but Peter develops his own power trip and changes everything she wanted.

Peter will have to undergo feminine reprogramming, after his continuous disrespectful jokes about women offend a female co-worker.

The Griffins face divine retribution after Peter "amazingly" cures the fake illness he put on Chris as part of a plot to defraud a charity.

Peter resorts to mudslinging, when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.

Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene, after Peter uses one his painting as the car's window; Stewie becomes an underwear model for Calvin Klein.

A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation on the MTV network.

Brian will revisit his childhood home, while he is on an adventurous musical journey from California back to Rhode Island with Stewie.

Peter goes undercover as the cool new student to teach the kids at James Wood Memorial High about the dangers of illicit toad licking.

After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor decides to turn his circumstances around by resuscitating the crew with his birth machine.

Leela and Zapp Brannigan attempt to get out of a difficult dilemma when they find themselves stranded on a planet resembling the original Eden.

Fry decides to post a strange, embarrassing video of Leela on the World Wide Web for the whole world to see, causing problems between her and Zapp.

Determined to change societal circumstances, Bender decides to lead a campaign to legalize marriage between human beings and robots.

Hank and the boys become volunteer firemen, but when the firehouse burns down, they all have a different version of how the event took place.

While teaching at the local elementary school, Peggy becomes fed up with one of her students who is out of control and spanks him out of frustration.

After Hank's old football coach takes over, Bobby quits football and turns to the kinder, gentler world of soccer, which Hank and Peggy find disconcerting.

When Kahn brags about his new job working for the government to try and make Hank jealous, he gives away top-secret information and gets fired.