Bender is excited when the members of the Robot Mafia approach him to become a part of their gang, but their latest heist involves robbing Bender's friends.
An insomniac claims adjuster and a charismatic soap merchant launch an underground fight club that escalates into a secret organization dedicated to anarchy.
A female recruit from New York is paired with a special agent in London to find a spy that has infiltrated the Men in Black organization and save the world.
An innocent lawyer is framed for a politically motivated murder, which sends him on a race to expose the truth before getting caught by national security.
Bart stumbles upon an unexpected secret about an old teacher after he finds their diary; Lisa comes to learn an even more impactful secret than Bart's.
Tina forces Bob to come with her as she pursues her bird-watching badge; Louise and Gene struggle to keep their new restaurant game a secret from Linda.
A class assignment and unhelpful comments from Wayne hit Louise hard; Bob gets Linda a massage for Mother's Day, but the masseur-in-training causes trouble.
Stewie hits the gym so that Joe's daughter won't beat him up, and Peter lets him in on a secret; Chris learns a lesson when he starts dating a popular girl.
Brian wakes up after a night of drinking to find that he slept with a girl he abhors, but when he discovers she's not who he thought she was, he falls in love.
Peter imagines himself and his friends in three of Stephen King's stories; an injured Brian is rescued by his biggest fan; Peter and Cleveland bond in prison.
A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life as a dignified gentleman in 17th century England and the colony of Quahog, where King Stewart reigned supreme.
Brian and Stewie use an out-of-this-world remote control to travel through a variety of parallel universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets.
Lois finds a lump in her breast, and the doctor reveals news about Lois' heritage; Peter takes to his newfound faith until he is visited by his father's ghost.
Brian and Stewie believe that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, and they end up in trouble when they follow them on a mission to Russia.
Quagmire takes responsibility for a baby that looks like him, but gets overwhelmed; Stewie makes a clone of himself so that he has a personal assistant.
The Planet Express crew infiltrates Santa's workshop in an effort to destroy the mean-spirited robot and bring back the joyous holiday spirit from Fry's time.
A marriage counselor recommends that Hank and Peggy buy a motorcycle but a trip to a biker convention in South Dakota creates even more tension for them.