A doctor acquaintance of Leela's volunteers to give her a prosthetic eye so that she can look like a normal human; Bender adopts children from an orphanarium.
Kif has a difficult time impressing the Wongs, so he jumps at a chance to earn their respect by retrieving their Buggalo herd after they disappear in a storm.
After becoming paralyzed, Bender receives an opportunity to go on tour with his favorite folk singer and act as a hero to all of the world's broken robots.
Fry starts a romantic relationship with a robotic clone of actress Lucy Liu, but problems arise when his friends discover the truth behind robot clones.
When Leela is signed to the New New York Mets, she is overjoyed to be the first female major league blernsball player and draws a huge crowd at the games.
A townsperson comes out of the closet when Springfield legalizes same-sex marriages in a plot to bolster tourism; Homer uses the Internet to become a minister.
Lisa asks a judge to grant a restraining order that will prohibit Bart from getting within 20 feet of her; Homer covers for his dad at the Sprawl Mart.
After finding out that she can no longer bear children, Selma decides to adopt a child from China and puts Homer's name down on the paperwork as her husband.
After learning that Homer is unable to qualify for life insurance, Marge begins to save money in case he dies, but when Homer takes her savings and buys a RV.
Professor Frink creates a fantabulous device that allows Bart and Lisa to witness how their final days in high school will affect the remainder of their lives.
Linda spends the weekend at the home used to film her favorite television show; while Teddy babysits the children, his back problems cause other problems.
Linda has a meeting with Mr. Frond when Louise gets in trouble at school, but Linda soon discovers that Louise was really trying to help another student.
Teddy tries to persuade Bob to enter a float contest for an easy victory, but while the parade ascends into chaos, Bob considers an attitude adjustment.
Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.
Lois learns Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.
Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.
Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.
Bender worries that no one will remember him when he dies, but he encounters a chance to leave a legacy when he discovers a planet in need of a new pharaoh.
After accidentally being launched into space, Bender encounters a race of tiny humanoids that sees him as a deity; Fry and Leela try to find their lost friend.
