TV Guide FXX Saturday

While captaining a super-tanker full of dark matter, Bender hits an iceberg and causes a large amount of liquid dark matter to spill on a penguin preserve.

A sleep-walking Bender creates havoc with his uncontrollable bending and is sent to the Bending Factory where he meets Angelyne, a curvaceous fembot.

A swarm of giant brains travel to Earth and steal the intelligence of everyone on the planet, leaving Fry as they only unaffected person.

Dr. Zoidberg decides to try out his luck at comedy, but after failing miserably he goes to his long-lost Uncle Harold Zoid to seek help.

Bobby shows that he is not above using unethical sales techniques when he comes to work at Strickland Propane; Bill gets stuck to a flying lawnchair.

After being kicked out by his long-suffering wife due to his drinking and womanizing, Buck Strickland turns to Luanne for guidance and companionship.

After taking over the school's organic garden, Peggy convinces the principle to allow the non-athletic students to grow their own vegetables.

After Bill exposes them to head lice, Hank and friends cast him away, and he quickly lands himself in jail but finds that he has never been happier.

Peggy throws a baby shower for Luanne; Peggy bonds with Lucky's sister, but they find that they disagree over how Luanne is going to raise the baby.

Hank accompanies his boss to the National Propane Gas Convention and winds up babysitting him after he goes out with his son to drink the night away.

After bumbling his way into a large sum of money, Homer strikes a note of jealousy with Flanders when he uses his fortune for the good of the Springfield.

SSCCATAGAPP, an organization against children, is started, but Marge believes that "familys come first" so she starts a campaign against the group.

Homer attempts to gain Bart's respect back by building a state-of-the-art robot and entering it into a tournament where robots are pitted against one another.

After Homer is laid off from his job, Marge decides to write a book using the people that she knows as inspiration for the main characters.

Marge tries to educate the kids by weaving tales about the wives of Henry VIII, the travels of Sacagawea and the feuding of Mozart and Salieri.

Bart finds an unlikely best friend in Lisa after Milhouse moves away to Capitol City; Homer resorts to panhandling in order to afford an anniversary gift.

Lisa unexpectedly finds herself growing jealous of her younger sister when Maggie's IQ score is suspected to be higher than her own.

The SEC places Homer under arrest after he wins controlling interest in a beleaguered company formerly owned by Marge's senior prom date.

After the Simpsons enjoy a fun night out, Marge wrecks their car and when Homer blames it on her alcohol consumption, she is forced to enter rehab.

After attempting to steal gift items from a department store, Chief Wiggum has Bart thrown into a juvenile detention facility where he meets a dangerous inmate.

When Bart and Lisa learn that Homer and Marge have left for a vacation in Miami, they decide to go on the vacation too and set out to find their parents.

Homer dons the guise of a superhero and calls himself The Pie Man, whose special ability is to humiliate those who wrong others by throwing a pie in their face.

Lisa plays the part of judge in order to stop a fight between Homer and Bart, but things begin to unravel further when Bart presents Homer with a dare.

The Simpsons are labeled as unpatriotic and arrested for high treason after Bart accidentally moons the American flag at a school function.

After Mr. Burns is erroneously reported as dead, he buys all of the media outlets in order to prevent them from writing scathing articles about him.

Ned gains the power to foresee people's deaths; Maggie is shrunk inside a vitamin capsule and swallowed; Eliza Simpson and her sidekick hunt down a murderer.

Bart adopts the swinging lifestyle of a playboy after finding a vintage "Playdude" magazine; Marge stoops to sabotage to win a baking contest.

Bart scrambles to reunite the dysfunctional Muntz family after an unappreciated Marge takes in neglected neighborhood bully Nelson.

Marge begins doubting her path in life after running into a former high school pal who is now a cultured and successful newscaster.

After Bart earns the title of breadwinner with a lucrative t-shirt business, an insecure Homer takes to spending more time with Lisa.

Homer and his father decideyyy to open an underground smuggling operation in Canada after Mr. Burns decides to stop the power plant's prescription pill program.

The health department closes down Moe's Tavern, and an upset Homer goes behind his wife's back and takes out a second mortgage to bring his favorite bar back.

Peter copes with his house arrest by transforming the basement into a successful nightclub; Stewie tries to bypass teething pain by creating a time machine.

Peter becomes very jealous, when his handi-capable new neighbor turns out to be the new star player on the toy company's softball team.

A chance encounter with a prune smoothie puts in motion a series of events that ultimately allows Peter to accept Chris' artistic side.

A frightened and enraged Brian could land on canine Death Row, after his crusade for respect puts him at dramatic odds with Peter and the law.

The Griffins take the opportunity to move to the luxurious Newport community, after Lois' Aunt Marguerite leaves them a fortune in her will.

Peter seeks divine inspiration, when his retired father comes to visit and makes life troublesome; Chris suffers a gastrointestinal impasse.

Peter's paranoia about the end of the world makes the family cancel their New Year's Eve '99 plans, but for once, Peter is actually somewhat right.

Brian will turn to a therapist for assistance, after his unrequited love for Lois causes him to lose complete control of his bladder.

Quahog Harvest Day Parade causes a neighborhood war when their Who's the Boss float takes top prize, and the custody of the trophy is questionable.

The Grim Reaper pays a visit to the Griffin household, after Peter fakes his death on an insurance form to avoid paying a hefty hospital bill.

Lois becomes the artistic director of the Quahog Player's Theatre, but Peter develops his own power trip and changes everything she wanted.

Peter will have to undergo feminine reprogramming, after his continuous disrespectful jokes about women offend a female co-worker.

When Ladybird attacks a black repairman, a dog trainer concludes that she is following the example of her owner which stirs rumors of Hank being a racist.

Dale is attracted to an exterminator he calls for help that has experience with pigeons when he cannot do the job himself; Luanne's 21st birthday.

Kahn becomes upset when his mother starts working as a maid for the Hill family and also for Bill who takes a romantic interest in her.

Bobby's use of tarot cards attracts the attention of a coven that encourages him to concentrate all his energy on developing supernatural powers.

When Boomhauer realizes one of his former girlfriends is marrying his brother, he refuses to be the best man at their wedding, forcing Hank to take his place.

Hank regrets his decision to send Bobby to a Christian youth group to correct his attitude when he sees forms of worship include skateboarding and punk rock.