TV Guide FXX Saturday

Peter proves to Lois that he is a dependable, mature adult after he takes Stewie to the park for valuable father-son time and comes home with another baby.

Jerome and Peter must band together to find their children when Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter after being forbidden from dating her.

The Professor orders an experiment destroyed in the inferno of the sun, but instead, the crew discovers it to be a parallel universe and goes inside.

In result of Zapp Brannigan's triumph over the Arachnid home world, Richard Nixon's head gives everyone a $300 refund from the silk surplus.

After Fry gets abducted by a UFO and returns to his friends without his nose, he, Leela and Bender set out to find the alien poachers who stole it.

Fry attempts to win Leela's heart by learning how to play a unique instrument, but he realizes that he must make a deal with the Robot Devil to do so.

After becoming greatly disillusioned with his greedy boss and the corrupted propane business, Hank considers opening a general store instead.

Peggy is upset to discover that Hank's alleged football injury when they were dating was actually a case of mono contracted from another girl.

The Hills decide to join Kahn's family at a condo in Mexico, but have to sneak back across the border when they are arrested for breaking in.

Along with Bobby, Hank is forced to attend a defensive driving course taught by a comedic instructor, who encourages Bobby to get in touch with his roots.

Hank takes the family all over Arlen in search of a new place of worship, when the First Methodist Church gives away the Hill's family pew.

Strickland's expulsion from the strip club causes him to seek his adult entertainment at work; Peggy discovers the power of the press.

After reading a good romance novel, Marge convinces Homer that it's time to have a talk with Bart, Lisa and Maggie about the meaning of romance.

Bart and Lisa convince their parents to take them to "the most violentest place on earth," Itchy and Scratchy Land, for their family vacation.

When Sideshow Bob is released from prison and decides to run for mayor, Bart and Lisa find a piece of incriminating information that may end his plans.

The Simpsons relate three terrifying tales of Halloween horror, including a parody of "The Shining," a time-machine toaster and teachers eating students.

After she finds out that she's failing her physical education class, Lisa decides to sign up for the local hockey team and ends up going up against Bart's team.

Homer accidentally lands himself in trouble with the law and with the kids' babysitter after stealing a gummy replica at a candy convention.

When Homer and Marge's love life hits a dry spell, Grampa whips up a batch of his homemade tonic guaranteed to increase sexual desire.

After Homer joins the ancient organization that Grampa, Lenny and Carl are members of, he is soon revealed to be their prophesied leader.

Homer tells the story of when Maggie came into their lives, including how he had quit his job only to find out that Marge was pregnant.

When Bart unexpectedly discovers that a comet is headed straight for Springfield, everyone in the city gathers in Ned's bomb shelter.

When Krusty decides to open a clown school in order to make extra money, Homer decides to enroll and is soon hired as Krusty's double.

In order to prove t hat toilets flush the opposite direction in Australia, Bart makes a prank call that ends up costing the recipient $900, Bart must apologize.

When Lisa goes to a fortune teller in order to find out the future of her love life, she is told that she will marry a British man in the year 2010.

Santa's Little Helper has a litter of 25 puppies with a lady greyhound, but when Homer and Marge can't handle them anymore, they decide to give them away.

Bart pits Principal Skinner against Mrs. Krabappel causing a teachers' strike, and forcing Marge to becomes a stand-in educator.

While visiting Bart in the hospital after he suffers from appendicitis, Lisa runs into Bleeding Gums Murphy and borrows his saxophone.

Thrilled by the adrenaline rush she gets after chasing and apprehending a con artist, Marge enlists in the Springfield Police Academy.

Tina is mistakenly assumed to be a boy's girlfriend at the mall, where the rest of the family finds themselves caught in unusual and chaotic situations.

Bob and Louise host an exclusive screening of a new film at the restaurant, but their happiness is dashed when one of the actors complicates the situation.

Bob and Linda decide to wage a friendly challenge during a stormy night; the children's babysitter tries to stop them from chasing an ice cream truck.

When the family loses their gas on Thanksgiving, Bob makes himself determined to go to any lengths to fully cook a rare, heritage turkey.

Gene grows upset with his mother when he learns that Linda made a deal with a local theater director to get Gene in a small role for the upcoming production.

Meg and Peter go on a trip to a college for an interview; Brian must adapt to living in the wild when he winds up getting sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland Brown strolls back into town but is immediately prohibited from spending his time with Peter after Lois and Donna wind up in a big altercation.

Stewie is enraged when Chris and Peter get in the way of his television time, leading to another adventure through time where he tries to stop his conception.

The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.

Lois and Peter decide to go into business together and they open a cookie store, but Peter's method of attracting more customers causes trouble.

Brian has cosmetic surgery and this leads him to seek a new career as a real estate agent, and unfortunately he ends getting in trouble with Quagmire.

Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.

Peter runs into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, and he is shocked to learn that Jesus is still a virgin after 2,000 years, so Peter plans a birthday surprise.

Stewie and Brian decide to use a time machine to help Chris ace ninth grade history class, but the three of them manage to get stuck in the past.

Meg gets Brian to take her SAT's for her, but he does poorly on the test, so Peter decides to share the pleasures of being stupid with him.

Hank receives an alarming call from the local video store claiming that he is being charged for never returning a pornographic movie that he rented.

Cotton and Dale team up to steal Santa Anna's leg from the Arlen museum before it can be given back to Mexico, but their plan turns into a disaster.

After being dumped by her boyfriend, Luanne starts to drive the family crazy by crazing every day and night, leading Hank to find her a new significant other.

Instead of employing a young, sexy female candidate, Hank inadvertently hires a lethargic drug addict for a new position at Strickland Propane.

In order to teach Bobby a life lesson, Hank decides to make him work at the local racetrack, but his new boss turns out to be a mean tyrant.

Bobby's sugar splurge is mistaken for ADD, causing Peggy to blame herself and quit her job, while Luanne fears that she caught the disorder from Bobby.