Cleveland, Quagmire and Peter share stories about the athletic accomplishments from their younger days as a baseball player, tennis superstar and boxer.
Hank takes Luanne to meet the presidential candidates, but is shocked to learn that she plans to vote Communist and that Bush has a weak, limp handshake.
While Hank tries to prevent Bobby from emulating his boss; Bobby works as a caddy; Peggy and Minh try to outdo one another when giving donations of blood.
Hank and the guys take pity on Kahn when his visiting father-in-law makes him feel like a failure, but Peggy and Bobby fear the new friendship won't last.
Dale realizes that his family doesn't fit in with the upperclass crowd after he agrees to send Joseph to an exclusive prep school on a football scholarship.
Hank tries to make amends after he accidentally lifts a man's wallet; Bobby is sentenced to accompany a police officer after being accused of a crime at school.
Hank tries to spend more time with Bobby during a boat-building contest, but he ends up leaving the work to his son after getting spooked by a colony of bats.
Lucky must step up and take the fall when Luanne's long-lost father gets out of prison and quickly resumes his life of crime by robbing an Arlen eatery.
Bill's sweet tooth finally catches up to him as he is diagnosed with diabetes and confined to a wheelchair; Bill is befriended by a compassionate rugby player.
Hank suggests Strickland go green after a paper threatens to run a story about the company's illegal dumping; Dale helps out by organizing a benefit concert.
When a man begins building a "McMansion," the entire neighborhood protests, but when City Council does nothing, they take it upon themselves to leave a message.
Lisa begins to struggle against the dishonesty of Homer using an illegal connection to steal television cable and soon decides to stop watching TV altogether.
A class assignment and unhelpful comments from Wayne hit Louise hard; Bob gets Linda a massage for Mother's Day, but the masseur-in-training causes trouble.
Bob finds out that Linda's mother is visiting, and Bob ends up getting stuck inside the wall after Linda finds a leak in the roof and asks him to fix it.
Quagmire tries to pretend that Brian is his dog to get the attention of a dog lover; Chris and Stewie look for the person who stole Stewie's Halloween candy.
Peter is driven by nostalgia to recreate some of his favorite movie scenes of the 1980s; Doug and Stewie try to get a stuck frisbee atop the jungle gym.
Fry, Leela, Bender the robot and the rest of the Futurama gang stars in a series of three vintage and popular Saturday-morning cartoons from the 1980s.