When Ladybird attacks a black repairman, a dog trainer concludes that she is following the example of her owner which stirs rumors of Hank being a racist.
When Boomhauer realizes one of his former girlfriends is marrying his brother, he refuses to be the best man at their wedding, forcing Hank to take his place.
Hank regrets his decision to send Bobby to a Christian youth group to correct his attitude when he sees forms of worship include skateboarding and punk rock.
Hank and his buddies commiserate over their championship loss in high school and ask for a rematch; when Hank gets a new nose, he is afraid to play football.
Hank receives his recently deceased father's personal belongings, including a tape recorder with Cotton's last wishes; Dale and Bill fight over an empty can.
Hank and the guys go out of their way to make their new Canadian neighbors feel welcome, but the recent arrivals have a hard time adjusting to American ways.
Hank is thankful to have something in common with Bobby after his knowledge of beef earns him a spot on a college team bound for the state championships.
Hank is horrified when his mother announces her decision to marry a man he's never met; things go from bad to worse when his mother decides to move into an RV.
Marge is stressed from motherhood and hires a British nanny to help out around the house, and to everyone surprise, she teaches Bart and Lisa how to behave.
After Chief Wiggum implements a curfew for the children of Springfield, the kids decide to create a new TV series, much to the embarrassment of the adults.
Lisa becomes the new class president after Martin's unsuccessful attempts at campaigning, but she soon finds herself being controlled by the school faculty.
When Homer tries to watch a musical film with the rest of the family, he can't stand it and when Marge tries to convince him otherwise, Snake pays a visit.
Tina injures her ankle leaving her with no choice but to telecommute to school; Tina signs up for a program that allows her to send a robot to her classes.
The Belcher children join forces to protect the aquarium from being shut down; Bob comes to realize that he can learn much about customer service from Linda.
Homer's successful choreography for a slew of professional athletes lands him the arduous job of creating a memorable half-time show for the Super Bowl.
Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene, after Peter uses one his painting as the car's window; Stewie becomes an underwear model for Calvin Klein.
A doctor acquaintance of Leela's volunteers to give her a prosthetic eye so that she can look like a normal human; Bender adopts children from an orphanarium.
Kif has a difficult time impressing the Wongs, so he jumps at a chance to earn their respect by retrieving their Buggalo herd after they disappear in a storm.
After becoming paralyzed, Bender receives an opportunity to go on tour with his favorite folk singer and act as a hero to all of the world's broken robots.
Fry starts a romantic relationship with a robotic clone of actress Lucy Liu, but problems arise when his friends discover the truth behind robot clones.
When Leela is signed to the New New York Mets, she is overjoyed to be the first female major league blernsball player and draws a huge crowd at the games.