Hank is invited to join an all-Asian country club, much to the dismay of Kahn, but Hank is unaware that they need a Caucasian member to host a PGA event.
Hank attempts to keep his ulterior motives a secret when he joins Bobby's eco-friendly group to persuade local legislation to drain the quarry of water.
After bribing Bobby to break up with Connie, Kahn and Minh realize it was a mistake and encourage the two to be together, which leads to more problems.
When Krusty's television show is cancelled due to a rival program, Bart and Lisa convince him to fight back and come up with an amazing comeback special.
In an attempt to prove to his kids that he's a cool dad, Homer takes them to a music festival but ends up embarrassing them after being hired in a sideshow.
Louise hesitantly agrees to help Jessica and a fifth grader search for a mythical sea creature; Bob takes an online class taught by a world-recognized chef.
Tina goes against Gene and Louise to write the next school song Bob and Linda are forced to endure the intense brightness of Jimmy Pesto's shiny steel awning.
While Grampa babysits the kids, his post-traumatic stress disorder is triggered by toy green army men before he recalls his life as a post-war toy model.
Bender is excited when the members of the Robot Mafia approach him to become a part of their gang, but their latest heist involves robbing Bender's friends.