Hank wants Ladybird to have babies, but the veterinarian tells him it would be nearly impossible, so he attempts to discover a way to get her pregnant.
In hope of the winning Hank and the family a new truck, Peggy decides to enter an upcoming beauty pageant, but she is forced to endure a series of makeovers.
Bobby's turn as a cheerleader for a powder puff football game comes to an end when Peggy's new friend, a former lawyer, petitions to have the squad shut down.
Dale realizes that his family doesn't fit in with the upperclass crowd after he agrees to send Joseph to an exclusive prep school on a football scholarship.
After Hank's old football coach takes over, Bobby quits football and turns to the kinder, gentler world of soccer, which Hank and Peggy find disconcerting.
Grampa decides to end his life so that he won't bother anyone anymore, but when the doctor he hires to do the job is arrested, he decides to begin a new hobby.
Lisa's joy turns to sorrow when she realizes that Homer has only been spending Sunday afternoons with her because of her accurate football predictions.
Homer becomes deeply connected with a baby that is named after him after helping with the delivery in an elevator; a local pro football team recruits Lisa.
Homer cuts a deal with a travel agent where if he can fill a bus of his friends to go to the Super Bowl, he will be admitted for free, but they are counterfeit.
Homer's successful choreography for a slew of professional athletes lands him the arduous job of creating a memorable half-time show for the Super Bowl.
Football player Rob Gronkowski of the New England Patriots moves into the house behind the Griffins and befriends the guys; Stewie takes up beekeeping.
After catching Bart rooting for Springfield's rival football team, the Boston Americans, Homer hatches a plan to take a family "hate-cation" to Boston.
Professor Farnsworth searches for an item that could render dark matter completely useless, destroying Mom's empire; Mom sends her sons to find the item.
Bender's imagination continues to run wild, and he manages to have Mom's forces and all of his friends transported to an alternate reality from his mind.
Leo decides to construct a giant miniature golf course; the Feministas move from protesting to violence; the Number Nine Man reveals the secrets of the Chi.
Bender gives Zapp information about the secret society; Number Nine Man explains how the Dark Ones formed; the Nimbus chases the Feministas through space.
The Feministas are brought to a court ran by Snoop Dogg and charged for protecting the environment; Number Nine Man and Fry devise a plan to stop the Dark One.