TV Guide FXX Thursday

In the 20th Century, a down-on-his-luck pizza-delivery boy accidentally falls into a chamber that cryogenically freezes him until the year 3000.

Fry's first trip to outer space is spoiled by the discovery the moon has been turned into a tourist attraction with little historic significance.

Fry is forced to choose between friendship and television when Bender's antenna impairs cable reception at their stylish new apartment building.

While rescuing the animal populace of a doomed planet, the crew encounters a legendary space captain who has them arrested for breaking a space law.

When a man begins building a "McMansion," the entire neighborhood protests, but when City Council does nothing, they take it upon themselves to leave a message.

Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page to boost business, but Hank has a bad feeling about the idea when tensions between the employees rise.

The principal encourages the low achieving students, including Bobby, to throw the evaluations in an attempt to keep his job, but the plan backfires.

After an initial loss in an investment on the stock market, Peggy, Minh and Dale decide to observe an "average man" and choose Bill as their guinea pig.

A man is suddenly confronted by a dangerous Russian family who are seeking revenge for an incident that occurred in the past long ago.

Three nerdy high schoolers go to great lengths to obtain liquor for a party in the hopes of impressing their would-be girlfriends before they leave for college.

A simple-minded waterboy becomes a football star after he learns to transfer his pent-up aggression onto the members of the opposing team.

Linda forces Bob and the children to go outside into nature in the hopes of taking a family holiday portrait that tops all the previous ones.

The Belchers start to get ready for Christmas when Bob is asked to bring food to a party at Mr. Fischoeder's home, and Bob arrives to find a competition.

Linda hopes to spread cheer around the neighborhood by having a party at the restaurant, but she starts interrogating the guests when the ornaments are stolen.

When the town organizes a search party to look for Bart when he suddenly disappears, Sideshow Bob tries manipulating Millhouse into revealing Bart's location.

Marge attempts to fix Christmas after a failed shopping spree, but she is surprised by Homer and the kids with a vacation to a resort in Florida.

Sideshow Bob secures a contract to work as a mall Santa; an unknown thief is running around the city stealing Christmas packages from people's porches.

Skinner stumbles upon a new romantic interest while a cable station records a Christmas film that is being shot in Springfield.

A previously known part of Ned Flanders' past is revealed; a certain room in the Simpson's home is entered for the very first time.

The family is forced to spend all of their savings to get Bart's new tattoo removed, and with no money for Christmas, Homer is forced to become a store Santa.

In a reimagining the classic story "A Christmas Tale," Peter is visited by the ghosts of Christmas past, present and future when he loses his Christmas spirit.

Meg has an unexpected response while she takes Stewie to meet the mall Santa, an experience with inadvertently horrifies Stewie down to his core.

The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

Lois and Peter decide to go into business together and they open a cookie store, but Peter's method of attracting more customers causes trouble.

Brian has cosmetic surgery and this leads him to seek a new career as a real estate agent, and unfortunately he ends getting in trouble with Quagmire.

Stewie and Brian decide to use a time machine to help Chris ace ninth grade history class, but the three of them manage to get stuck in the past.

Meg gets Brian to take her SAT's for her, but he does poorly on the test, so Peter decides to share the pleasures of being stupid with him.

Meg is recruited to be a model, but her excitement turns sour when she learns that it is for the foot-fetish industry; Stewie and Brian hit the open road.

When Lois takes Peter to open a bank account, they discover that his first name is actually Justin, and Peter uses this name for a new, younger alter-ego.

The crew makes a delivery to a planet inhabited by human-hating robots, and Bender becomes a captive when they discover that he works for humans.

Fry becomes a billionaire after discovering that his bank account from the 20th century is still active and has been accruing interest for the past 1,000 years.

Fry becomes an unwilling emperor after accidentally sates his thirst by drinking the current ruler of an arid planet inhabited by liquid beings.

Fry, Leela and Bender go on a desperate mission to save the planet from a gigantic asteroid composed of refuse from 1,000 years ago.

Hank butts heads with the leader of the Order of the Straight Arrow, which causes problems with Peggy as she serves as Welcome Wagon representative.

Peggy throws a baby shower for Luanne; Peggy bonds with Lucky's sister, but they find that they disagree over how Luanne is going to raise the baby.

Hank accompanies his boss to the National Propane Gas Convention and winds up babysitting him after he goes out with his son to drink the night away.

Bobby uses Hank and Peggy's guilt to make them fight over his affections after they forget to pick him up from the mall, but he soon loses interest.