TV Guide FXX Thursday

Professor Farnsworth decides to live on a lifeless planet in order to avoid creationists, but problems arise when his robot inventions begin evolving.

The Professor develops a revolutionary new invention which allows people to exchange brains, leading him and Amy to swap minds as a part of an agreement.

An alien leader devises an evil plan to attack planet Earth by scaring people at Comic-Con 3010, but everyone thinks he is just an attendee.

While Bender plans the party of the millennium, Leela leads a massive army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface dwellers.

Bobby suddenly develops a strange eating disorder before a school dance, while Hank discovers that his colon is being wrongfully displayed as art.

Fearing that Bobby may leave Arlen for the greener pastures of Wichita Falls, Hank tries to convince the Dallas Cowboys to move their training camp.

After Dale behaves like a big jerk, Hank and the boys steal his lawnmower and blame it on a conspiracy, pushing Dale to the limits of his sanity.

A female minister at the church irks noted misogynist Cotton, and when the church burns down, everyone begins to suspect him of a hate crime.

Three nerdy high schoolers go to great lengths to obtain liquor for a party in the hopes of impressing their would-be girlfriends before they leave for college.

A man is suddenly confronted by a dangerous Russian family who are seeking revenge for an incident that occurred in the past long ago.

Moe goes into business creating homemade whiskey; Bart has to take care of Grampa after he is injured; Lisa is upset about a hologram of Bleeding Gums Murphey.

Bart embraces his creative side at Marge's encouragement; when Homer loses the last two hairs on his head, he tries to hide it from Marge.

When Homer, Lenny, Moe, and Carl win $200,000 in the Springfield Lottery, Carl runs off to Iceland with the winnings, leading the others to follow him.

Marge meets up with a man after accidentally visiting a website dedicated to arranging affairs for married people instead of a site dedicated to cupcakes

When Homer returns from his trip to a nuclear power plant operating convention a changed man, Lisa suspiciously calls in an intense, jumpy FBI agent.

A rhyming Homer wreaks havoc as he endeavors in a twist on the tales of Dr. Seuss; a beheaded Bart must share Lisa's body; Mr. Burns' traveling circus.

Following the death of a neighbor, Homer, Marge, Mr. Burns and Kent Brockman attempt to right their past wrongs as they remember their worst decisions.

Homer joins the "You-Only-Live-Once" spirit when Marge pushes him into having a former pen pal of his stay over at the house as they tackle an old "to-do" list.

Gene and Courtney are given the opportunity to be the new hosts of morning announcements, but their romantic history poses challenges; Tina's plan goes awry.

Following Bob's spill on the sidewalk, he has to take legal action in order to pay for the surgery to fix his injuries; Bob is taken care of by Jairo.

Louise wants the family to get a new couch, but the family vote for TV night ruled against it, so she decides to deal with the problem herself.

Tina volunteers to work with Nurse Liz, and ends up being a part of a lice-infestation; Bob tries to improve the restaurant but ends up driving customers away.

The Belcher kids hop into action after news of a bounce house crisis at a birthday party; Bob encounters a guest at the restaurant, forcing him to face a fear.

After learning of a nearby mystical creature, Gene takes the Belcher kids on a quest to find it; during a slow day at the restaurant, Linda becomes competitive.

Joe becomes a media darling, after Peter spikes his sports drink with steroids during track and field event for the disabled; the kids bicker over $26.

Holiday mishaps include Lois going ballistic after losing her Christmas cheer and Peter not being able to watch the KISS Christmas special.

Brian is sentenced to community service following a drunk driving episode; Peter cares for three endangered nestlings living in his freshly-grown beard.

When Brian shows interest in theatre, Lois convinces him to try out for School of Performing Arts, but during the audition, Brian is dismissed by the judges.

Peter's jealousy reaches its peak when going with Lois to the gynecologist, who prepares to examine Lois, but Peter refuses to let him near her.

Stewie and Brian go on a Pan-European journey home after becoming stranded in Saudi Arabia; Peter is aghast to learn Lois is not really a fan of KISS.

After Peter is granted three wishes from a genie that appears from his beer can, he ends up with a zombie, cheesy music and no bones.

Peter wishes for a Jewish accountant to help his family with its ample economic problems and after meeting Max Weinstein, decides to convert Chris to Judaism.

Peter discovers a copy of "Passion of the Christ 2" in Mel Gibson's suite while on a hectic second honeymoon with Lois; Stewie and Brian babysit Meg and Chris.

Lois and Peter are shocked to find a murderous note written to Chris by a sexy new teacher; Brian subs at the school, after one of the faculty wins the lottery.

When the holiday season finally arrives, Bender and the Planet Express crew learn the real truth about three different celebration narratives.

After he witnesses the Robot Mafia committing a crime, Bender agrees to testify against them and is put into witness protection until he can do so.

After an encounter with a mysterious four-dimensional space whale, Leela finds herself becoming obsessed with hunting down and harpooning the elusive creature.

Fry grows tired of his mundane life and go-nowhere job, which prompts him to leave his friends behind and join the New New York police force.

While Peggy is tricked into smuggling cocaine to a death row inmate, who is her former student, Dale decides that he wants to be an executioner.

After convincing her family that she saw Buckley's angel on a trampoline, Luanne discovers that he isn't much better dead than he was alive.

In a local softball league, Thaterton stacks his team with pro athletes, leading Hank to pull Peggy off her team to serve as Strickland Propane's ace pitcher.

Reflecting on their unfulfilled dreams, Hank and Peggy decide to go sky diving; Didi goes into labor, and Bobby must drive her to the hospital.