TV Guide FXX Thursday

A doctor acquaintance of Leela's volunteers to give her a prosthetic eye so that she can look like a normal human; Bender adopts children from an orphanarium.

Kif has a difficult time impressing the Wongs, so he jumps at a chance to earn their respect by retrieving their Buggalo herd after they disappear in a storm.

After accidentally helping an old friend of Bender's rob a bank, Fry and Bender are sent to an insane asylum for robots in order to avoid prison.

Hermes' son Dwight and Professor Farnsworth's offspring Cubert create a delivery company and attempt to put Planet Express out of business.

Bobby discovers the art of "Dog Dancing" and begins to develop a routine with Ladybird, but tries to put a stop to it only to find himself enjoying it.

Bobby decides that he would rather grow roses than be on the football team and reveals to Hank that he could win competitions for his hobby.

When an unexpected, prolonged stay at the Gribble house ends with Dale losing a finger, Hank is forced to attend anger management classes.

Eager to meet people who enjoy reading books, Peggy takes a management position with a bookstore but lets Dale sell guns when the business starts losing money.

A New York art gallery assistant decides to create an exhibit for souvenirs from past relationships after she gets dumped by her boyfriend.

With a woman on the verge of losing her childhood home, she decides to take a job offer to date a wealthy couple's socially awkward son.

A woman discovers that her boyfriend is married and teams up with the wife and another woman he is having an affair with to get revenge.

The director of the Capitol City Philharmonic takes notice of Lisa's talent; Homer puts strain on the family when he works extra shifts to support Lisa.

Marge directs a production at Springfield's local theater with Lisa's "Hamilton"-like script; Homer takes a liking to his baby class' supervisor.

Lisa is accidentally granted political asylum in Canada during a family vacation; Homer and Maggie attend a "Daddy and Me" class together.

A documentary crime series, "Deadline Springfield," does a report about the Simpsons when Lisa's tuition money, a stack of cash under the sink, disappears.

Tina unexpectedly falls for someone while she spends more time in the library; Louise and Gene attend the Wagstaff Spring Fair to dunk Mr. Frond.

Tina takes a liking to a new underground trend that Mr. Frond is less than fond of; Bob and Linda plan to use Teddy to sneak snack food inside a movie theater.

Bob is hindered by a series of obstacles while he attempts to figure out who caused a four-car fender bender that happens just outside the restaurant.

Louise forces Gene and Tina to join her for a unique, perilous journey; Mort struggles to teach Bob, Linda and Teddy the proper steps to meditate.

Dr. Yap tries to find something that was stolen from his office's waiting room; Bob, Linda and Teddy attempt to clean a large-sized mass of bird poop.

Linda rallies the children to help her support a fun and frivolous local tradition; Bob finds himself transfixed by an online cucumber.

Peter runs into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, and he is shocked to learn that Jesus is still a virgin after 2,000 years, so Peter plans a birthday surprise.

Stewie and Brian decide to use a time machine to help Chris ace ninth grade history class, but the three of them manage to get stuck in the past.

Meg gets Brian to take her SAT's for her, but he does poorly on the test, so Peter decides to share the pleasures of being stupid with him.

Meg is recruited to be a model, but her excitement turns sour when she learns that it is for the foot-fetish industry; Stewie and Brian hit the open road.

When Lois takes Peter to open a bank account, they discover that his first name is actually Justin, and Peter uses this name for a new, younger alter-ego.

Peter and his friends form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois is concerned about Chris' new relationship, but she decides to use it to make Peter copy Chris.

Brian decides that he has had enough of Stewie, so Stewie resorts to impregnating himself with Brian's DNA in order to salvage their relationship.

Meg is instantly seen as the hottest employee at her new job; Cleveland becomes a therapist and helps Peter and Lois with their relationship, frustrating Peter.

Peter ends up a town hero when he discovers a missing boy; Joe quits his job and goes on a road trip with Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland to Niagra Falls.

Brian becomes more well-behaved after going through obedience school, but Peter misses his lively behavior and wants the old Brian back; Chris feels used.

After becoming paralyzed, Bender receives an opportunity to go on tour with his favorite folk singer and act as a hero to all of the world's broken robots.

After being challenged to a game of basketball by the Harlem Globetrotters, Professor Farnsworth creates a group of mutant supermen to represent him.

Fry starts a romantic relationship with a robotic clone of actress Lucy Liu, but problems arise when his friends discover the truth behind robot clones.

When Leela is signed to the New New York Mets, she is overjoyed to be the first female major league blernsball player and draws a huge crowd at the games.

Luanne's signing up for a business class taught by a pork industry tycoon turns disastrous when his interest in her is strictly for an advertising gimmick.

When Megalomart experiences a rodent problem, the manager is willing to hire anyone to handle the problem and Dale is ready to take on the job head-on.

Buck decides to try and make money off of Luanne's good looks by making her believe she is a great boxer in a set of fixed matches.

At the request of John Redcorn, Hank takes Dale and his son on a spiritual journey where Dale has a dream that implies he is of Native American ancestry.