TV Guide FXX Thursday

Bender begins a romantic relationship with the Planet Express Ship after it is given a female personality; Fry searches for a gift for Leela.

Leela's parents travel to New New York to visit their daughter; after gaining super powers, Fry and Leela form a crime-fighting group with Bender.

Dr. Zoidberg is charged with flag desecration because at a Washington, D.C., celebration he couldn't keep himself from eating a large flag.

When a young star of the hit robot soap opera "All My Circuits" literally falls apart, Bender seizes his opportunity of becoming the star of the show.

Bill helps Luanne pass the state board exam so she can return to cosmetology school and then develops an alternate persona in order to work with her.

Hank imparts sage wisdom about living off the fat of the land to a gaggle of hippies whose peace-loving ways threaten to ruin his fishing trip with Bobby.

Peggy gets a job as head coach of the cheerleading squad and develops a series of uplifting cheers that helps the football team to its first victory.

Hank encourages Dale to give a kidney to save the life of a famous race car driver, which he agrees to do only if Hank becomes Dale for a day.

It's up to Homer Simpson to save Springfield when the EPA orders the demolition of the town after the lake becomes a toxic-waste hazard.

The Hill family packs up and heads to the airport in order to spend Thanksgiving in Montana, but they end up stuck at the airport.

Bobby ignores the potential for his first turkey-cutting when he learns about the Native American plight and decides to boycott Thanksgiving entirely.

When Bobby's home-ec skills exceed Peggy's homemaking abilities, she goes to extreme measures to retain her place as Hank's favorite.

Peggy comes to terms with her mother's constant disapproval when she takes Hank and Bobby to visit her parents in Montana; Bobby learns to ride horseback.

Hank baby-sits Dale when Nancy goes to Dallas to be a reporter, but Dale's reckless behavior soon has Hank and Peggy begging Nancy to return.

Lisa is the star witness in a trial against three alleged witches; Homer starts hanging out with Cleatus and his hillbilly friends to get moonshine.

After ruining the table centerpiece that Lisa made for Thanksgiving, Bart is sent to his room and decides to run away, only to meet a series of homeless men.

In order to receive a raise from Mr. Burns, Homer is obliged to perform a series of humiliating pranks on others that in turn embarrass himself.

When Moe grows bored with his life and decides to turn his bar into a nightclub, Homer turns his own garage into the new neighborhood tavern.

The Simpson family tells classic tales of the sea, including the voyage of the Mayflower, a mutiny in Tahiti, and the dangers of capsizing cruiseships.

The Simpsons flash forward 30 years and find themselves in a tech-savvy, futuristic Springfield; Bart and Lisa spend the holidays with Homer and Marge.

The Simpsons are confronted by a series of Thanksgiving-inspired horrors, such as the first Thanksgiving and a problematic artificial intelligence.

Lisa tells a story about Homer being blamed for a power outage just before Thanksgiving.

Bob's Thanksgiving plans are thwarted when Mr. Fischoeder hires Bob as his chef, and Linda and the kids as his family to make a former flame jealous.

To his utter surprise, Bob finds that the family turkey he has carefully prepared for his Thanksgiving has been thrown in the toilet in an act of war.

Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the first Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival while Bob is determined to Boycott the holiday.

Bob goes to pick up Gayle so she does not miss the Thanksgiving celebration, but gets caught in a snowstorm coming back, leaving Linda to prepare the turkey.

Gene and Louise plan to sabotage Mr. Frond's annual play when it threatens to ruin the half day before Thanksgiving; Linda's potato resembles her grandfather.

The Belchers reluctantly agree to help Teddy on Thanksgiving when his family prepares to come see him, but they soon learn that he's a hoarder.

The Belchers have a difficult time with saving a turkey from a slaughterhouse after a local news reporter inadvertently causes complications with their mission.

When the family loses their gas on Thanksgiving, Bob makes himself determined to go to any lengths to fully cook a rare, heritage turkey.

The family tries to make Gene feel better when a case of stomach flu prevents him from being able to take part in eating Thanksgiving dinner.

Louise is forced to help Bob provide a retirement home's Thanksgiving dinner; Gene, Tina and Zeke try to keep the residents entertained.

The Belchers spend Thanksgiving morning at a mini golf course.

Lois cooks a huge Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole troop over; Joe receives a shock when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.

Tension spins out of control for Peter and Quagmire when Peter gets a big head from the fame of their new musical group in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel.

Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.

Peter's sister, Karen, visits for Thanksgiving and bullies him, which Meg finds entertaining at first, but starts to feel guilty and tries to help Peter.

Peter purposefully gets arrested to avoid Thanksgiving with Lois' side of the family; a secret Stewie holds dear to himself is brought to the light.

A psychic reveals that Peter had a past life as a dignified gentleman in 17th century England and the colony of Quahog, where King Stewart reigned supreme.

Fry discovers the intact fossilized remains of his pet dog from his old life, and he becomes excited when the Professor reveals that he can clone the animal.

Earth is unable to offset its rising temperature through the usual process, which is the dropping of a giant ice cube into the ocean.

When a bath meant to reduce the effects of aging on the professor spills over onto the crew, Fry's great-great-great-grandson becomes his babysitter.

After learning that the Brain Spawn are planning on destroying the universe, Fry is sent on a mission to destroy their base of operations.

When Arlen is flooded, Hank seeks shelter at the local dam control room where he answers an emergency call that puts the future of the town in his hands.

Cotton's newfound responsibility as leader of the local neighborhood watch program jeopardizes the success of Dale's new security company.

Hank sets out to recreate the Battle of the Alamo after learning Arlen is not covering that part of Texas history; Peggy zealously teaches safety rules.

Hank and Luanne organize a protest after propane grillers are outlawed in the Texas State Grill Off; Peggy tries to visit the site of an infamous murder.