TV Guide FXX Thursday

The owner of the Drunken Clam is killed, leaving Peter, Joe, and Quagmire to find a way to save their favorite bar; Meg gets a job at a funeral home.

After relocating the family to a farmhouse in the countryside, Peter decides to try and establish a drug business out of their new home.

Fry discovers the intact fossilized remains of his pet dog from his old life, and he becomes excited when the Professor reveals that he can clone the animal.

Earth is unable to offset its rising temperature through the usual process, which is the dropping of a giant ice cube into the ocean.

When a bath meant to reduce the effects of aging on the professor spills over onto the crew, Fry's great-great-great-grandson becomes his babysitter.

After learning that the Brain Spawn are planning on destroying the universe, Fry is sent on a mission to destroy their base of operations.

Hank finally gives up on using worms for fishing and attempts to buy fake bait, but he mistakenly purchases crack from a drug dealer instead.

When Bobby pursues a career as a model for husky children's clothing, Peggy thinks it will be good for him, but Hank has different feelings.

Hank and his friends are forced to go inside the unique mind of a teenager, in order to exact revenge after a humiliating defeat in paintball.

When Bobby, Connie, and Joseph sneak off to a popular make-out spot, Hank and Kahn start to fear for the worst, leading them to investigate.

After surviving a motorcycle accident, a former boxer feels a calling to the priesthood and works to see if he can use his second chance at life to help others.

An older man grieving the death of his beloved wife leads a solitary and bitter life until he encounters his new and friendly neighbors.

An aspiring race car driver forms a lifelong connection with his dog as he works to make his dream career come true and as he journeys through life with family.

Homer meets famed astronaut Buzz Aldrin after being hired by NASA as the first average American to be chosen to participate in a space mission.

Desperate to attend an upcoming football game, Homer accepts an invitation to go from Ned Flanders and discovers that he actually likes Ned.

Louise wins a contest that gives her the power to be the Principal for a Day; Teddy has an interesting recommendation for Bob when he struggles to flip burgers.

Bob is forced to take a day off and works at a sandwich shop instead; Linda and the children organize a last-minute baby shower for a group of female bikers.

Gene attempts to persuade Tina and Louise to join him in his efforts to stop a yacht club from destroying a seemingly misunderstood mass of plankton.

Louise manages to upset the owner of marionette theater; Bob decides to feel sympathy for a man who distributes fliers outside the restaurant.

Bob encounters one of his personal heroes, a free-spirited radio disk jockey whom the family offers to give backstage assistance to.

The children craft an elaborate scheme to avoid the school's mandatory mile run; Bob and Linda try to get discounted tickets to Wharf Arts Center show.

Stewie and Brian create a lucky and unlucky version of themselves after using Stewie's time machine to go to Las Vegas for a Bette Midler concert.

After Chris starts dating the daughter of Rhode Island's richest family, the Griffins are invited to join the Barrington Country Club, much to Carter's chagrin.

Convinced a restaurant placemat is really a treasure map, Peter causes the citizens of Quahog to turn against each other while everyone goes on a hunt.

After finding a twin sprouting from his neck and amputating it out of jealousy, Peter begins to realize he needs his twin's help when he gets in trouble.

Peter, Joe and Quagmire's dad search the underbelly of Quahog in a hunt to find Quagmire after he is abducted by a sexually insatiable woman.

A frantic Meg does everything in her power to save herself after spilling her lunch all over a new kid called "Mental Mike," who threatens to end her.

After Peter sabotages the Griffins' passports while on a trip to Italy in an attempt to start a new life, the family is forced to follow pesky immigration laws.

Stewie and Brian wind up stuck in 17th century Jamestown when Stewie destroys his time machine, and must avoid threatening the course of history.

Tension spins out of control for Peter and Quagmire when Peter gets a big head from the fame of their new musical group in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel.

While Peter attempts to push the holiday spirit onto Lois's dad, who despises the day, Stewie is faced with what it means to confess during the Christmas-time.

Fry is placed on trial for his life because he traveled to the forbidden planet of Omega 3 to rescue all 79 episodes of "Star Trek."

After arriving at an asteroid field in deep space, Fry, Leela and Bender attempt to collect honey produced by vicious space bees; Leela takes a baby queen bee.

Bender faces one of his greatest challenges yet when he tricks his way into the 3004 Earth Olympic Games, posing as a fembot, and wins several of his events.

The Planet Express crew attends Roboticon 3003 where the Professor purchases a new robot, causing a threatened Bender to get an upgrade.

When he doesn't live up to a businessman's stereotype of a real Texan, Hank is forced to act like a real cowboy to get the big propane account.

Hank finally convinces Bobby to try out for his middle school's wrestling team, but Bobby runs into great problems when he is forced to take on Connie.

The Hill family grows excited when Hank's mother and her new boyfriend visit for the Christmas holiday, but Hank walks in on them making love.

A sudden scheduling conflict forces Hank to choose between helping Luanne put on her upcoming televised puppet show and watching the Super Bowl.