TV Guide FXX Thursday

Richard Nixon's head decides to run for a third term as president of Earth; Leela becomes a campaign manager for an underdog candidate.

Bender decides to take up photography, which eventually leads to him joining the paparazzo; the Planet Express crew members have their life forces removed.

Leela becomes upset when her mother starts dating Zapp Brannigan, and she attempts to break the couple up by seducing the dimwitted ship captain.

Amy and Leela become addicted to a performance-enhancing supplement; problems arise when Fry is sprayed with the pheromone of a giant male butterfly.

Peggy decides to strike out on her own after getting fired from the newspaper and a prominent real estate office in short succession.

Hank suspects that Bill's new interest in religion is due more to his romantic involvement with the Reverend than to a spiritual awakening.

Hank suspects that Bill's interest in religion is mostly due to his romantic involvement with the reverend; Hank plays a propane-themed video game.

Peggy attempts to befriend the residents of a posh neighborhood in order to further her real estate business; Dale uses a stolen identity.

Count Dracula becomes overprotective when an ordinary young man discovers his monsters-only resort and falls in love with his daughter on her 118th birthday.

Now that Dracula has opened Hotel Transylvania up to humans, everything seems to be going well, but then his father shows up for a visit.

Mysterious blue creatures are on the run from a wizard who chases them from their magical world straight into the middle of Central Park in New York City.

The Smurfs return from their magical world to rescue Smurfette who has been kidnapped by the evil wizard Gargamel and a couple of his mischievous minions.

Lisa takes on a locked-room mystery when Comic Book Guy's million-dollar action figure is murdered while on a pop culture cruise.

After Homer and Bart become kings of the blue-collar sports circuit, Marge begins to wonder if there's something more dishonest beneath the surface.

Eugene, Tina and Louise re-imagine Wagstaff for their essays, but Bob and Linda hear that their versions of the school are "too creative" and "offensive."

Tina and her family are brought in to cater at her classmate Tammy's Bat Mitzvah, and Tina seizes the chance to check out the boys from different schools.

With Bob and Linda away on a vacation, Teddy works for the name "Uncle Teddy" by setting Tina's crush straight after learning that he just wanted free burgers.

Louise, Gene and Tina wreak havoc on one end in an attempt to hijack a chocolate supply from the restaurant car, and Bob and Linda end up in a wine "taste-off."

When Linda predicts that a telemarketer will call the restaurant and her prediction comes to fruition, she and her children believe that she is a psychic.

While attending her first Equesta-con, a convention held exclusively for an animated pony show, Tina is conned out of giving away her rare toy pony.

The Griffins face divine retribution after Peter "amazingly" cures the fake illness he put on Chris as part of a plot to defraud a charity.

Peter resorts to mudslinging, when he and Lois run as opponents in an election for the school board; Chris has a sexual awakening.

Chris becomes the toast of the New York art scene, after Peter uses one his painting as the car's window; Stewie becomes an underwear model for Calvin Klein.

A vivacious actress will replace Meg, when a reality show based on the Griffins' home life becomes a ratings sensation on the MTV network.

Brian will revisit his childhood home, while he is on an adventurous musical journey from California back to Rhode Island with Stewie.

Peter goes undercover as the cool new student to teach the kids at James Wood Memorial High about the dangers of illicit toad licking.

Stewie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.

The mob puts a hit out on Lois, after her meddling puts an end to Peter's unwanted friendship with a crime lord's obnoxious nephew.

Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.

A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petoria.

Hermes realizes that he would be more efficient as a machine, so he decides to remove unnecessary parts of his body and upgrade himself with robot parts.

Fry becomes a victim of a sausage-making accident, after which he decides to join a group of Neanderthals and lead a battle against an army of spaceships.

When Bender discovers that he and all other robots lack free will, he decides to leave Planet Express behind and embark on a quest for the meaning of life.

Professor Farnsworth is shocked to discover that his parents are living on a space station serving as a retirement home for people past the age of 160.

Nancy turns to her mother (Rue McClanahan) for advice when she starts to lose her hair, and soon learns a terrible secret about her heredity.

Bill gets an aggressive new attitude after he starts weight training; Lucky tries to sue Dale to give Luanne the wedding of her dreams.

Bill gets an aggressive new attitude after he starts weight training; Lucky tries to sue Dale to give Luanne the wedding of her dreams.

Hank and the boys end up in a former Cornhusker star's private suite when they take Bobby to a Texas vs. Nebraska college football game.