Brian and Stewie answer viewer's mail; viewers meet the British Griffins; a comedian takes over Quahog; viewers see the world from Stewie's perspective.
When he realizes that his friends don't appreciate his cooking, Bender runs away and encounters a chef who agrees to teach him how to prepare great meals.
Peggy and Hank travel to Dallas, where they represent Arlen in the Texas State Boggle Championship, but Hank and his friends sneak away from the event.
Hank catches Bobby smoking a cigarette and decides to punish him by forcing him to smoke an entire carton of cigarettes, but the plan of justice backfires.
After Hank fires Dale as his exterminator, Dale gets revenge by spreading fire ants in his yard; Bobby becomes the hypnotized slave of a fire ant queen.
Bobby becomes nervous about an upcoming party, at which he plans to play spin the bottle, so Luann gives him a plastic head to practice his kissing with.
An aspiring singer gains widespread success, but after years of fighting her management, she begins to struggle with her mental health and a drug addiction.
When Bart gets drunk at a parade, the town decides to make drastic changes and passes a prohibition law, causing Homer to start a bootlegging organization.
A gypsy puts a curse on Homer that causes him to have the effect of a bad luck charm; Marge's new computer falls in love with her; the kids become wizards.
Homer takes a stab at the bounty hunting profession and teams up with Ned Flanders to form the new face of justice; Marge begins working at an erotic bakery.
The family and Grandpa go to Ireland so he can have a last drink at his favorite pub, but when they see how run down it is, they decide to try and save it.
The Griffins are selected to be a Nielsen family, but Peter takes his enthusiasm too far when he steals multiple Nielsen boxes and tries to control the airwaves
When Lois experiences a mid-life crisis, Peter finds himself trying to keep up with her new, wild lifestyle; Stewie brings home an evil turtle as a pet.
When Meg musters up the courage to ask out her crush, she's devastated to learn that he's gay and has a thing for Chris, so she uses her brother to get to him.
Peter and Lois send Chris to space camp to boost his self-esteem; the camp ends and the Griffins pick up Chris, they are accidentally launched into outer space.
When Hank discovers Bobby's innate skill at shooting, he thinks that he has found an opportunity for them to bond, until he realizes that he is a poor marksman.