TV Guide FXX Tuesday

After a devastating spaceship crash, the Professor decides to turn his circumstances around by resuscitating the crew with his birth machine.

Leela and Zapp Brannigan attempt to get out of a difficult dilemma when they find themselves stranded on a planet resembling the original Eden.

Fry decides to post a strange, embarrassing video of Leela on the World Wide Web for the whole world to see, causing problems between her and Zapp.

Determined to change societal circumstances, Bender decides to lead a campaign to legalize marriage between human beings and robots.

Hank and the boys become volunteer firemen, but when the firehouse burns down, they all have a different version of how the event took place.

While teaching at the local elementary school, Peggy becomes fed up with one of her students who is out of control and spanks him out of frustration.

After Hank's old football coach takes over, Bobby quits football and turns to the kinder, gentler world of soccer, which Hank and Peggy find disconcerting.

When Kahn brags about his new job working for the government to try and make Hank jealous, he gives away top-secret information and gets fired.

A warrant officer is recruited to accompany a crew of space Marines to investigate a planetary settlement that has disappeared following an alien encounter.

Ripley crashes on a desolate planet used as a penal colony and soon discovers that the deadly alien on board with her has survived to kill again.

A secret military experiment's attempts to bring back a deadly alien race also resurrect a space trucker who gave her life eliminating the persistent menace.

Flanders punches Homer in the eye after his parents find they prefer Homer's company over his; Lisa is bothered by a bullying substitute teacher.

When Bart is falsely accused of pulling an Easter prank, Lisa steps in to act as his attorney; Mr. Burns attempts to fulfill his dream of becoming a superhero.

Homer has to save his marriage when Marge becomes fed up with his behavior; Milhouse takes on a Brando-inspired bad boy persona to attract Lisa.

When Saturday detention gets in the way of the kids attending the Cotton Candy Festival, they're willing to go to extreme measures to get out early.

Gene is promptly kicked out of the band he formed with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter, and Daryl, and proclaims he is never going to play keyboard again.

On Linda's birthday, Bob struggles to get together his surprise for her, so he finds a way to get her out of the house, but while she's out she goes missing.

When a vicious storm strikes during the Belcher family's vacation at a beach house in Craggy Neck, they find themselves staying with the mysterious owner.

Bob and Louise are elated when they meet Hawk, who is the star of a samurai-versus-monster movie series, and quickly offer to help him with his family.

When Bob and the other tenants hear about the possibility of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, they band together to launch a rent strike.

Stewie falls madly in love with another toddler at his new daycare; Peter takes advantage of Lois' new career as a stewardess.

The mob puts a hit out on Lois, after her meddling puts an end to Peter's unwanted friendship with a crime lord's obnoxious nephew.

Peter's drastic plastic surgery and liposuction procedures will transform him from a fatherly slob into a beautiful snob, and the family is not sure what to do.

A zoning malfunction committed by the city planners gives Peter the opportunity to convert the Griffin household in the sovereign nation of Petoria.

Peter substitutes Meg's dreary newspaper article on Mayor Adam West with a steamy exposé that tries to out Hollywood actor Luke Perry.

Lois learns Peter is a drunken savant when it comes to playing the piano, after he goes on a drinking binge to win one of Pawtucket Pat's silver scrolls.

Peter tries to teach Chris a lesson in responsibility by getting him a job at the local golf course; Brian convinces Stewie he was poisoned by a booster shot.

Brian becomes a drug-sniffing dog for police to get out of a rut after taking the advice of his therapist, but the cocaine may be more than he can handle.

When Brian leaves the family for Hollywood with dreams of becoming a screenwriter and director, he winds up directing a porn video.

After the toy company Peter works for is taken over by a tobacco company, Peter is set up as the president and is sent to Washington to lobby against a bill.

Members of the crew are forced to take on a special mission to future Rome, where they seek to unearth a shocking secret behind Leonardo da Vinci.

Bender suddenly discovers that he is suffering from a mortal manufacturing defect, which leads him to seek out help and answers to his questions.

The Professor decides to invent a new, one-way time machine, which inevitably takes the crew further into the future, where they have no hope of returning.

The crew is forced to develop a plan to stop a strange race of intelligent cats that has invaded Earth, causing utter chaos across the land.

During an escalating war of pranks, Bobby replaces Luanne's birth control pills with Sweet Tarts, leading to a few extremely awkward nuptials.

A new magic show leads Hank to be envious of Peggy's inside information, while Bobby emulates the show during a Sunday School report on Jesus.

Hank decides to remain quiet about his run in with an amorous dolphin, but he has second thoughts when he sees Luanne being harassed by golfers.

A museum trip with Hank and his mother goes wrong when MTV's Spring Break turns up; meanwhile, Bill makes romantic advances towards Peggy.