Bender fathers a child with the office beverage machine, but he becomes upset when he discovers that his new son does not share his ability to bend objects.
Hank's cousin Dusty Hill, of ZZ Top fame, inherits Cotton's Cadillac, and soon comes to town with his band to play practical jokes for their new reality show.
Marge fights up the blockchain to save Bart after he's turned into an NFT; Lisa asks an old murderer for help tracking down a gruesome new serial killer.
A bad birthday present breaks Marge's heart, forcing Bart and Lisa to dig up old memories to show they actually know her; Homer turns into a local fearmonger.
While attending their reunion, Linda attempts to make a comeback from a failed performance from the past and Bob gets attention from a classmate who liked him.
Linda must take over Bob's Burgers when Bob creates a full-scale restaurant at Tina's school while substituting as a Home Ec teacher much to her excitement.
After spending Christmas Eve outrunning a candy cane truck with their last-minute tree, the Belchers find that Bob's friend gets caught in the kids' Santa trap.
Bender decides to take up photography, which eventually leads to him joining the paparazzo; the Planet Express crew members have their life forces removed.