TV Guide FXX Wednesday

While captaining a super-tanker full of dark matter, Bender hits an iceberg and causes a large amount of liquid dark matter to spill on a penguin preserve.

A sleep-walking Bender creates havoc with his uncontrollable bending and is sent to the Bending Factory where he meets Angelyne, a curvaceous fembot.

A swarm of giant brains travel to Earth and steal the intelligence of everyone on the planet, leaving Fry as they only unaffected person.

Dr. Zoidberg decides to try out his luck at comedy, but after failing miserably he goes to his long-lost Uncle Harold Zoid to seek help.

Hank is shocked to see Bobby imitating a boy band's dance moves, but is even more surprised when he is invited to a co-ed slumber party.

After he demonstrates his hot dog gobbling, Bill signs up for a competitive eating contest and finds fame among other competitive eaters.

Bobby finds himself smitten with Connie's wild and rebellious cousin with a shady past, who is spending the semester in Arlen and becomes his lab partner.

When Bobby's home-ec skills exceed Peggy's homemaking abilities, she goes to extreme measures to retain her place as Hank's favorite.

A man and is driven to success by swindling the elite and wealthy and hatches a scheme to con a dangerous tycoon with help from a mysterious psychiatrist.

Two brothers post an ad online to find dates for their sister's Hawaiian wedding and choose two seemingly normal women, but things do not go as planned.

Lisa gets a sampling of what her life could be like if she belonged to a different, more culturally refined family when she makes a new best friend.

Marge grows upset with Homer when he binges their favorite television show without her; Bart gets ready to become a contestant in "Krusty's Holiday Trample."

Krusty talks about the untold story behind his film "The Sands of Space"; Bart and Lisa learn about some of the earlier years of their parents' relationship.

Homer is forced to prove his innocence after he steals Comic Book Guy's car or figure out how to make amends with the upset Springfield figure.

Marge and Homer's romantic night together results in an injury; Lisa turns to an unexpected source for advice on their parent's relationship.

Homer and Bart stumble upon an unexpected connection with video games when Homer finds a passion for coaching Bart, who excels in recent competitions.

Bart and his male friends boycott Krusty's all-female reboot of "Itchy and Scratchy" until Bart is forced to work with social justice-minded sixth graders.

Gene gets jealous of the time Linda dedicates to a women's business group she joins; Louise and Tina become determined to learn some fighting moves.

Bob believes that an unexpected request to cater a holiday boat parade is too good to be true; Louise takes notices of a present-laden Santa Schooner.

Linda forces Bob and the children to go outside into nature in the hopes of taking a family holiday portrait that tops all the previous ones.

A lie that Bob and Linda previously told the kids about a beloved stuffed animal backfires when they learn the truth during a family trip to the flea market.

Gene is mistakenly left home alone while Linda and Tina go out shoe shopping; Bob, Louise and Teddy meet with an unsettling person Bob met online.

A parent-teacher-student conference runs afoul when Linda's new diet and exercise regimen causes her to suffer gastrointestinal distress.

Jerome and Peter must band together to find their children when Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter after being forbidden from dating her.

Meg and Peter go on a trip to a college for an interview; Brian must adapt to living in the wild when he winds up getting sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland Brown strolls back into town but is immediately prohibited from spending his time with Peter after Lois and Donna wind up in a big altercation.

Stewie is enraged when Chris and Peter get in the way of his television time, leading to another adventure through time where he tries to stop his conception.

The Griffins flee to Springfield, and they are greeted by the Simpsons; Stewie and Bart cause trouble with a slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg the saxophone.

Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.

Lois and Peter decide to go into business together and they open a cookie store, but Peter's method of attracting more customers causes trouble.

Brian has cosmetic surgery and this leads him to seek a new career as a real estate agent, and unfortunately he ends getting in trouble with Quagmire.

Peter and Brian get drunk the night before Thanksgiving and decide to eat the entire bird, so they must hurry to find a replacement before Thanksgiving dinner.

A doctor acquaintance of Leela's volunteers to give her a prosthetic eye so that she can look like a normal human; Bender adopts children from an orphanarium.

Kif has a difficult time impressing the Wongs, so he jumps at a chance to earn their respect by retrieving their Buggalo herd after they disappear in a storm.

After accidentally helping an old friend of Bender's rob a bank, Fry and Bender are sent to an insane asylum for robots in order to avoid prison.

Hermes' son Dwight and Professor Farnsworth's offspring Cubert create a delivery company and attempt to put Planet Express out of business.

Bobby discovers the art of "Dog Dancing" and begins to develop a routine with Ladybird, but tries to put a stop to it only to find himself enjoying it.

Bobby decides that he would rather grow roses than be on the football team and reveals to Hank that he could win competitions for his hobby.

When an unexpected, prolonged stay at the Gribble house ends with Dale losing a finger, Hank is forced to attend anger management classes.

Eager to meet people who enjoy reading books, Peggy takes a management position with a bookstore but lets Dale sell guns when the business starts losing money.