TV Guide FXX Wednesday

While captaining a super-tanker full of dark matter, Bender hits an iceberg and causes a large amount of liquid dark matter to spill on a penguin preserve.

A sleep-walking Bender creates havoc with his uncontrollable bending and is sent to the Bending Factory where he meets Angelyne, a curvaceous fembot.

A swarm of giant brains travel to Earth and steal the intelligence of everyone on the planet, leaving Fry as they only unaffected person.

Dr. Zoidberg decides to try out his luck at comedy, but after failing miserably he goes to his long-lost Uncle Harold Zoid to seek help.

After being kicked out by his long-suffering wife due to his drinking and womanizing, Buck Strickland turns to Luanne for guidance and companionship.

After taking over the school's organic garden, Peggy convinces the principle to allow the non-athletic students to grow their own vegetables.

After Bill exposes them to head lice, Hank and friends cast him away, and he quickly lands himself in jail but finds that he has never been happier.

When Ladybird attacks a black repairman, a dog trainer concludes that she is following the example of her owner which stirs rumors of Hank being a racist.

With a woman on the verge of losing her childhood home, she decides to take a job offer to date a wealthy couple's socially awkward son.

Convinced that she is a genius, Peggy spends $900 for a PhD, but soon begins to suspect that something may be amiss with the shifty instructor.

When membership falls at Cotton's VFW, Hank tries to get Vietnam Vets to join, but finds that the two generations have a wide gap to bridge.

Peggy dresses in the costume of a Catholic nun and applies to teach a Sunday School class when she fails to find suitable work otherwise.

When Marge decides to bring back her favorite high school show, an old rival reappears and threatens to sour the pleasantries of old memories.

A "Parasite"-esque situation ensues; Bambi gets his revenge.

The Simpsons' street is riddled with traffic; Moe is forced to make a fateful decision.

Marge implants a harmful word inside the recesses of Lisa's brain; Bart decides to start strength training.

Homer and Ned become caught in the violent, artful world of prestige television after a cutthroat debt collector arrives in Springfield.

Ned and Homer's bad situation gets worse before the problem with the debt collector is resolved.

Smithers finds himself falling in love with a renowned fashion designer, but the new relationship threatens the harm the city.

Grampa and a teenage Homer embark on a road trip in the hopes of alleviating their sorrow.

Maggie Simpson gets an unexpected godfather with Fat Tony, who is given the honor of the role.

A young football prodigy's future is on the line as Marge and Mr. Burns fight over him.

Homer and Marge get stranded in the cold and are forced to survive in the wilderness.

Linda decides to start a bed and breakfast, but a shady character leads her to plant listening devices all over the house to stay informed.

Linda's sister hangs her paintings in the restaurant and brings the wrath of the Art Council; Louise, Gene and Tina are thrilled by the attention.

Bob and Gene alienate Louise with their movie-watching; Gene deals with a rival at school; Tina takes out her aggression during a program.

Bob's landlord informs him that his rival wants to take over, so the family goes into overdrive to drum up business and make some revenue.

While the restaurant is de-molded, Bob and his family spend the weekend with the mortician; Linda and Bob go on a double date while Tina babysits.

The annual Lobsterfest is cancelled due to a storm, but Bob opens his doors anyway for a festive celebration, and nothing will stop him from participating.

Brian and Stewie are forced to deal with one another on a much more personal level after they find themselves locked in a bank vault together; musical footage.

Quagmire gets the surprise of his life on Mother's Day when his father reveals that he is undergoing the change of his life.

Peter, Quagmire and Joe go on a quest to find the source of dirty jokes and wind up in Virginia where they happen to run into Cleveland and his family.

Peter retells the saga of "The Empire Strikes Back" and his family, their neighbors and other residents of Quahog assume the roles of the characters.

All of the residents of Quahog are invited to visit the mansion of James Woods, and the evening turns into a murder mystery as guests turn up dead.

Brian tries to give Rush Limbaugh a piece of his mind during a book signing, but an incident causes Brian to have a change of heart.

Peter catches Lois' father having an affair, and despite being sworn to secrecy, Lois' mother finds out and demands a divorce; return to bachelorhood.

Peter and Joe team up to execute pranks; Brian takes Stewie trick-or-treating; Meg has high hopes for her first high school Halloween party.

A doctor acquaintance of Leela's volunteers to give her a prosthetic eye so that she can look like a normal human; Bender adopts children from an orphanarium.

Kif has a difficult time impressing the Wongs, so he jumps at a chance to earn their respect by retrieving their Buggalo herd after they disappear in a storm.

After accidentally helping an old friend of Bender's rob a bank, Fry and Bender are sent to an insane asylum for robots in order to avoid prison.

Hermes' son Dwight and Professor Farnsworth's offspring Cubert create a delivery company and attempt to put Planet Express out of business.

Dale is attracted to an exterminator he calls for help that has experience with pigeons when he cannot do the job himself; Luanne's 21st birthday.

Kahn becomes upset when his mother starts working as a maid for the Hill family and also for Bill who takes a romantic interest in her.

Bobby's use of tarot cards attracts the attention of a coven that encourages him to concentrate all his energy on developing supernatural powers.

When Boomhauer realizes one of his former girlfriends is marrying his brother, he refuses to be the best man at their wedding, forcing Hank to take his place.