TV Guide FXX Wednesday

Members of the crew are forced to take on a special mission to future Rome, where they seek to unearth a shocking secret behind Leonardo da Vinci.

Bender suddenly discovers that he is suffering from a mortal manufacturing defect, which leads him to seek out help and answers to his questions.

The Professor decides to invent a new, one-way time machine, which inevitably takes the crew further into the future, where they have no hope of returning.

The crew is forced to develop a plan to stop a strange race of intelligent cats that has invaded Earth, causing utter chaos across the land.

During an escalating war of pranks, Bobby replaces Luanne's birth control pills with Sweet Tarts, leading to a few extremely awkward nuptials.

A new magic show leads Hank to be envious of Peggy's inside information, while Bobby emulates the show during a Sunday School report on Jesus.

Hank decides to remain quiet about his run in with an amorous dolphin, but he has second thoughts when he sees Luanne being harassed by golfers.

A museum trip with Hank and his mother goes wrong when MTV's Spring Break turns up; meanwhile, Bill makes romantic advances towards Peggy.

After being bitten by a genetically-modified spider, a shy teenager gains spider-like abilities that he uses to fight injustice as a masked superhero

While Peter Parker questions whether or not being Spider-Man is truly his destiny, Doctor Octopus' invention threatens to destroy New York City.

Peter Parker has everything he wants, including Mary Jane and the life of a superhero, but his life becomes dark when a substance attaches itself to him.

When a new reverend recruits Homer as a deacon and he embraces the faith too much, Bart asks Flanders to help him find Reverend Lovejoy.

When Bob notices that he is losing his hair, Linda thinks back on how his mustache was what made her fall for him in the first place.

Bob is excited about the Land Ship parade bringing him more business until he learns that port-o-potties are being put out in front of the restaurant.

When Louise admits that she has never felt scared before, the family goes to a haunted house in an effort to change that, but mayhem ensues after their visit.

Bob goes to pick up Gayle so she does not miss the Thanksgiving celebration, but gets caught in a snowstorm coming back, leaving Linda to prepare the turkey.

After a mall Santa threatens to put them on his "Naughty List," Gene, Tina, and Louise put together a musical performance to get onto the "Nice List."

Bob hosts a dinner party and tries to bond with his new friend, but Gayle uses the occasion to introduce her new romantic interest, who has a past with Louise.

When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.

Peter gets struck by lightning after distracting Lois to sneak off to play golf, and Death pays a visit while he is barely clinging to life.

Lois takes Tae-Jitsu, quickly becomes a black-belt and scares away all of the frustrating New Yorkers that had come to Quahog to view the leaves.

Meg takes an internship to work for Tom Tucker but ends up with Neil as her partner and kisses him during a life-threatening situation that is caught on tape.

Losing his job at the toy factory is the least of his concerns, when Peter is caught monkeying around with a renaissance fair wench.

Peter tries to pay off the debts he accrued while pursuing his dream of owning a commercial fishing boat by catching an infamous, man-eating fish.

After Peter helps deliver Lois's sister's baby, he and Lois decide to try to have another kid, but Stewie will attempt to foil their new plan.

The Griffins are put in the witness protection program and relocated to the Deep South, after Chris witnesses a convenience store robbery.

Brian confesses to Peter and Lois that he has had sexual yearnings lately, so Lois suggests that Brian join them for a change of scenery.

Peter receives slavery reparations from Lois's father after discovering an African-American ancestor while teaching Chris about the Griffin's Irish heritage.

Professor Farnsworth decides to live on a lifeless planet in order to avoid creationists, but problems arise when his robot inventions begin evolving.

The Professor develops a revolutionary new invention which allows people to exchange brains, leading him and Amy to swap minds as a part of an agreement.

An alien leader devises an evil plan to attack planet Earth by scaring people at Comic-Con 3010, but everyone thinks he is just an attendee.

While Bender plans the party of the millennium, Leela leads a massive army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface dwellers.

Bobby suddenly develops a strange eating disorder before a school dance, while Hank discovers that his colon is being wrongfully displayed as art.

Fearing that Bobby may leave Arlen for the greener pastures of Wichita Falls, Hank tries to convince the Dallas Cowboys to move their training camp.

After Dale behaves like a big jerk, Hank and the boys steal his lawnmower and blame it on a conspiracy, pushing Dale to the limits of his sanity.

A female minister at the church irks noted misogynist Cotton, and when the church burns down, everyone begins to suspect him of a hate crime.