TV Guide FXX Wednesday

The Planet Express crew journeys into Fry's dreams and attempts to complete a mission in the year 1999 and discover the meaning of a mysterious, alien melody.

A gruesome, horrible murder takes place in the Planet Express building, and Fry and the rest of the Planet Express crew are the main witnesses.

Zoidberg and a girl named Marianne fall madly in love with each other, as she can't smell his foul odor because she was born with no sense of smell.

Fry asks Leela to marry him, as they face their destiny together; Professor Farnsworth develops a new invention that alters the fabric of time.

Hank tries to spend more time with Bobby during a boat-building contest, but he ends up leaving the work to his son after getting spooked by a colony of bats.

Lucky must step up and take the fall when Luanne's long-lost father gets out of prison and quickly resumes his life of crime by robbing an Arlen eatery.

Bill's sweet tooth finally catches up to him as he is diagnosed with diabetes and confined to a wheelchair; Bill is befriended by a compassionate rugby player.

Hank suggests Strickland go green after a paper threatens to run a story about the company's illegal dumping; Dale helps out by organizing a benefit concert.

One man must race against the clock to stop a group of criminal masterminds from starting a war to wipe out millions of people.

Three nerdy high schoolers go to great lengths to obtain liquor for a party in the hopes of impressing their would-be girlfriends before they leave for college.

A man is suddenly confronted by a dangerous Russian family who are seeking revenge for an incident that occurred in the past long ago.

When Gene's incredibly rare, out-of-print '70's Christmas record suddenly breaks, he enlists Tina and Louise in the hunt for another copy.

Bob and Linda struggle to go to all three kids' holiday performances simultaneously.

Homer writes a Christmas carol called "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders," which soon becomes so popular that the family decides to leave town for a while.

Marge tries to get the family in the holiday spirit; Mr. Burns and Moe's new friend delay the Simpsons as they try to sneak away to Hawaii for the holidays.

The Simpsons flash forward 30 years and find themselves in a tech-savvy, futuristic Springfield; Bart and Lisa spend the holidays with Homer and Marge.

When the nuclear power plant has a radiation leak that causes snow all over town, tourists greatly overwhelm Springfield causing Marge to open up to boarders.

Marge tells Homer not to come home after Moe convinces him to stay out drinking on Christmas Eve, and so Homer takes a sad hike through Springfield.

Krusty wants to impress his daughter while they spend Christmas with the Simpsons; Reverend Lovejoy brings converts to the church after attendance drops.

While Peter attempts to push the holiday spirit onto Lois's dad, who despises the day, Stewie is faced with what it means to confess during the Christmas-time.

Peter is asked to step in and play the mall Santa for the time being, until he realizes that Santa can get away with anything and gets drunk with power.

After he takes up smoking cigarettes, Peter is promoted as the face of an anti-smoking campaign by an advertising executive who wants him to continue smoking.

Brian winds up giving Stewie a sexually transmitted disease, all while Peter and the guys take on a group that has claimed their booth at The Drunken Clam.

Peter proves to Lois that he is a dependable, mature adult after he takes Stewie to the park for valuable father-son time and comes home with another baby.

Jerome and Peter must band together to find their children when Chris runs away with Jerome's daughter after being forbidden from dating her.

Meg and Peter go on a trip to a college for an interview; Brian must adapt to living in the wild when he winds up getting sprayed by a skunk.

Cleveland Brown strolls back into town but is immediately prohibited from spending his time with Peter after Lois and Donna wind up in a big altercation.

Stewie is enraged when Chris and Peter get in the way of his television time, leading to another adventure through time where he tries to stop his conception.

Peter helps Joe become an author, but tensions rise as Peter begins to take total control of the book, and at the same time Brian works out excessively.

In the 20th Century, a down-on-his-luck pizza-delivery boy accidentally falls into a chamber that cryogenically freezes him until the year 3000.

Fry's first trip to outer space is spoiled by the discovery the moon has been turned into a tourist attraction with little historic significance.

Fry is forced to choose between friendship and television when Bender's antenna impairs cable reception at their stylish new apartment building.

While rescuing the animal populace of a doomed planet, the crew encounters a legendary space captain who has them arrested for breaking a space law.

When a man begins building a "McMansion," the entire neighborhood protests, but when City Council does nothing, they take it upon themselves to leave a message.

Strickland Propane creates a MySpace page to boost business, but Hank has a bad feeling about the idea when tensions between the employees rise.

The principal encourages the low achieving students, including Bobby, to throw the evaluations in an attempt to keep his job, but the plan backfires.

After an initial loss in an investment on the stock market, Peggy, Minh and Dale decide to observe an "average man" and choose Bill as their guinea pig.