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Walden and Alan foster a six-year-old boy, but Walden soon becomes disappointed with his parenting skills after they fail to bond like he had hoped for.

Alan begins to go against the rules Walden has set for the household after he discovers that Louis believes he is cool.

When Terri invites her doctor friend to dinner to help him unwind from the stresses of work, Jack and Janet think that he is a patient of the psychiatric ward.

Jack has plans for a date with Janet, but when Larry offers him a date with "Greedy Gretchen," he lies to Janet about being too tired so that he can go out.

After beginning ballet lessons, Janet is excited to learn that her instructor, Michael, has chosen her for a leading role in one of his upcoming productions.

Janet has her eye on the bartender at the Regal Beagle, but her poor attempt at matchmaking results in the object of her affection going on a date with Terri.

When Angelino's daughter falls for Jack, he's forbidden to go out with her, and as she becomes more insistent, Jack must convince her that he's happily married.

After an attack on him by a drunk at the Beagle, Jack learns a few self-defense moves from Terri to prevent any future instances.

Jack plans on serenading his girlfriend with a song outside of her apartment, but chaos ensues when he taps on the window of her less attractive neighbor.

Ralph Furley falls for a woman which the trio thinks is a golddigger, only seeking for whatever Ralph can give her financially.

Terri brings home a friend who is a nun, and Jack is somehow convinced that she is planning to abandon the convent to become his wife.

Against their better judgment, Jack, Terri and Janet agree to employ their former roommate Cindy as the resident cleaning woman.

Larry, Moe and Curly are mistaken for three famous college football players, but antics ensue on the field as none of the Stooges know how to play the game.

Larry, Moe and Curly join a woman haters club, but when Larry decides to go ahead and get married, Moe and Curly defiantly try to sabotage his honeymoon.

When a U.S. Air Force pilot is shot down and taken prisoner in the Middle East, his teenage son and a veteran hijack two Air Force jets for a rescue mission.

Two conflicting brothers become firefighters together, and when an arsonist tortures the city, they are forced to unite and find the person responsible.

On the way to Los Angeles, a train is taken hostage by a computer prodigy who is using it as a mobile control center for a destructive particle-beam satellite.

A warship carrying nuclear missiles is seized by an ex-CIA agent and his gang of terrorists, and the captain's cook leads the fight to reclaim the vessel.

When Frank fakes an injury to avoid going on a cruise vacation with Marie, Ray takes his place and is mistaken for her lover.

When Debra takes the kids to her parents', Ray is scared to be by himself and seeks solace with Robert, and they begin reminiscing.

Raymond tries to use his influence as a sportswriter to impress Robert when they meet the '69 Mets at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Ray tells Debra that he feels too crowded in bed and would like her to move over, but soon finds out there is not going to be a simple solution.

Charlie's new girlfriend is understanding of his lifestyle, but she cannot come to grips with the fact that Rose continually stalks Charlie.

Charlie drunkenly ruins Jake's chances with a girl from school, and subsequently Jake retaliates; Alan and Jake set their mother up with Russell the pharmacist.

When Berta takes off for a couple of days, Charlie ends up falling for her replacement; Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.

Charlie decides that he will go on a shopping spree for his old fling, Courtney, who shows up after spending three years in prison for conning him out of money.

Alan is ashamed when he realizes that he cannot afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he decides to go from the heart and make it creative.

When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie starts to fall into a deep depression and decides to go see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman, for advice.

Alan's mind and paranoia start to get the better of him when he begins to notice how friendly Charlie and Lyndsey are acting toward one another.

Charlie becomes obsessed with the newly "married" Rose and begins to stalk her; Alan is concerned when Jake and Eldridge videotape their dangerous stunts.

Charlie and Rose continue carrying-on their secretive "affair" behind everyone's back; Alan's chiropractic business suddenly turns into a Ponzi scheme.

Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme that he has going; Alan meets Manny, Rose's mannequin "husband"; Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

Alan and Walden socialize with three mothers at a gym for children, but Walden complicates the situation when he develops feelings for one of the women.

After Louis reveals that he does not believe in Santa Claus, Walden and Alan set out to prove to him that Saint Nicholas really does exist.

A dentist and his wife learn that their neighbor is a notorious hit man for the mob and each one plans to use this information to do away with the other.

When a U.S. Air Force pilot is shot down and taken prisoner in the Middle East, his teenage son and a veteran hijack two Air Force jets for a rescue mission.