IFC TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full IFC TV guide for today. 48 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E7 · Working Late Again Comedy

Working Late Again

Debra reads an article that leads her to believe that her husband would be a much happier person if he could work within the confines of his own home.

00:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E8 · The Children's Book Comedy

The Children's Book

Debra decides to write a children's book, and tries to get Raymond to help, but instead, he turns it into a competition with their daughter as the judge.

01:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E9 · The Gift Comedy

The Gift

Raymond can't seem to understand why his father would possibly dislike an aquarium that he has purchased for the elder man's 65th birthday.

01:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E10 · High School Comedy

High School

While attending a high school reunion, Ray remembers his days as a nerd, and discovers that Debra was one of the "cool people."

02:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E15 · Greatest Show in Watts Comedy

Greatest Show in Watts

A tenant at The Sanford Arms cannot pay, so he leaves Fred his pet elephant as collateral, gaining the attention of city officials.

02:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E16 · Fred Sanford Has a Baby Comedy

Fred Sanford Has a Baby

Lamont bets Fred he will not make any money during his absence, and Fred wants to prove him wrong by renting Lamont's room out to a pregnant woman.

03:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E17 · The TV Addict Comedy

The TV Addict

Lamont suggests that Fred get some exercise rather than watch TV all the time, which leads to an argument & the television breaking.

03:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E18 · Lamont in Love Comedy

Lamont in Love

Lamont has been courting Janet for some time now, and despite thinking he is in love, he really does not know much about the girl.

04:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E19 · The Escorts Comedy

The Escorts

Wanting to make more money, Fred decides to start an escort service with a friend of his, which results in Fred escorting three ladies in one night.

04:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E20 · The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice Comedy

The Engagement Man Always Rings Twice

Lamont decides to propose to Janet, but Fred is not so happy to hear about this when he discovers Lamont and he will no longer live under the same roof.

05:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E21 · The Director Comedy

The Director

Lamont gets a part in a big play alongside George Foreman, and Fred shows up at their rehearsals in hopes of meeting the champion boxer.

05:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E22 · A Pain in the Neck Comedy

A Pain in the Neck

Fred is to receive the Watts Businessman-of-the-Year Award, but a back problem strikes him just before the ceremony, potentially keeping him at home.

Morning

06:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E23 · Sergeant Gork Comedy

Sergeant Gork

When Roger sells three medals, Fred begins to imagine the dramatic ways those metals were earned, as he envisions a World War II battle involving espionage.

06:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S5 · E24 · Camping Trip Comedy

Camping Trip

Stranded on a camping trip when their truck will not start, Fred and Lamont begin to reminisce about previous adventures they have had.

07:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E1 · The Hawaiian Connection, Part 1 Comedy

The Hawaiian Connection, Part 1

Fred heads to Hawaii to attend a "Junkmen of America" convention, but jewel thieves sneak some stolen items on him so he can unknowingly transport them to L.A.

07:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E2 · The Hawaiian Connection, Part 2 Comedy

The Hawaiian Connection, Part 2

While Fred & Lamont are in Hawaii, jewel thieves hide stolen items in their luggage for transport, and Fred & Lamont find them and debate telling cops.

08:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E3 · The Hawaiian Connection, Part 3 Comedy

The Hawaiian Connection, Part 3

Jewel thieves want their items from Fred & Lamont but are unaware they are lost, and as a chase takes place, the cops draw guns on everyone.

08:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E4 · California Crude Comedy

California Crude

While Fred & Lamont are gardening, a passing expert reveals they may have oil on their property below ground level, and Fred winds up discovering the truth.

09:00 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E5 · The Stakeout Comedy

The Stakeout

When Fred's neighborhood is burglarized, the cops offer Fred money in order to set up a stakeout on his property in hopes of nabbing the thief.

09:30 30m

Sanford and Son

S6 · E6 · I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz Comedy

I Dream of Choo Choo Rabinowitz

Fred is not to impressed with his accomplishments in life, so he decides that setting a world record for staying awake the longest would be adequate.

10:00 30m

Night Court

S8 · E23 · Fools Rush In, Part 1 Comedy

Fools Rush In, Part 1

Harry seems to have let his chance with Christine slip by the wayside as Tony reenters the picture; Phil's twin brother, Will, helps Dan run the foundation.

10:30 30m

Night Court

S8 · E24 · Fools Rush In, Part 2 Comedy

Fools Rush In, Part 2

Harry seems to have let his chance with Christine slip by the wayside as Tony reenters the picture; Phil's twin brother, Will, helps Dan run the foundation.

11:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E1 · A Guy Named Phantom, Part 1 Comedy

A Guy Named Phantom, Part 1

Harry and Christine embark on a mutual soul searching mission as they make a serious effort honestly expose and address their feelings toward one another.

11:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E2 · A Guy Named Phantom, Part 2 Comedy

A Guy Named Phantom, Part 2

Harry and Christine embark on a mutual soul searching mission as they make a serious effort honestly expose and address their feelings toward one another.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E4 · Puppy Love Comedy

Puppy Love

Roz's past emerges to haunt her with a vengeance; her caught-off guard co-workers are stunned to learn of her husband and of his desire to wed someone else.

12:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E5 · Pop Goes the Question Comedy

Pop Goes the Question

Wanda finally discovers that there is a contingency to them getting married; on their anniversary she finds out he has to perform a miracle.

13:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E6 · Guess Who's Listening to Dinner? Comedy

Guess Who's Listening to Dinner?

Dan finds himself caught in a tough spot when he wants to break up with the daughter of an underworld crime boss, who invites him and Christine to dinner.

13:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E7 · Looking for Mr. Shannon Comedy

Looking for Mr. Shannon

Bull's last night of being single doesn't turn out as he'd hoped when the bachelor party is ruined by no money and no ride and then a kidnapping.

14:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E8 · Teacher's Pet Comedy

Teacher's Pet

Christine runs into her old law professor that she once put on a pedestal, but finds him different then she knew him; Bull tries to regain his innocence.

14:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E9 · The System Works Comedy

The System Works

Harry moves to the head of the class when he agrees to teach a law class; Christine becomes the subject when Dan hires an artist to sketch her.

15:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E10 · Get Me to the Roof on Time Comedy

Get Me to the Roof on Time

Wanda refuses to wear the family wedding dress which leaves the entire wedding in question; Harry and Art both think they should be the best man.

15:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E11 · Santa on the Lam Comedy

Santa on the Lam

A man playing Santa Claus finds himself depressed by the lack of the holiday spirit in the city, and Dan tries to help him find it again.

16:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E12 · Shave and a Haircut Comedy

Shave and a Haircut

Dan and Will decide to try their hands at finding convicts on the run; Harry ends up the butt of the joke when he tries to convince Mel Torme to accept award.

16:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E13 · A New York Story Comedy

A New York Story

Harry is incredulous when a defendant comes into the court claiming he owns several important city landmarks; Dan judges a beauty pageant.

17:00 30m

Night Court

S9 · E14 · Undressed for Success Comedy

Undressed for Success

Mac is offered the job as an underwear model and he ponders doing it for the money; Dan becomes the protector for some of Roz's belongings.

17:30 30m

Night Court

S9 · E15 · Poker? I Hardly Know Her Comedy

Poker? I Hardly Know Her

Dan finds an attractive woman in the courtroom and decides to try and woo her; Harry tries to go for a new look in his office; Roz hold a poker party.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E12 · All I Want for Christmas Comedy

All I Want for Christmas

Ray has big holiday plans for a passionate tryst with his wife, but the sudden arrival of some unwanted Christmas guests threatens to ruin everything.

18:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E13 · Civil War Comedy

Civil War

When Frank fails to invite Raymond to participate in a Civil War reenactment, Ray joins the opposing side; the family, like the country, makes peace.

19:00 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E14 · Mia Famiglia Comedy ▶ Now

Mia Famiglia

While researching a family tree, Frank's old-world aunt comes to visit, delighting the family at first, but she soon overstays her welcome.

19:30 30m

Everybody Loves Raymond

S2 · E16 · The Checkbook Comedy

The Checkbook

Raymond decides to show Debra how easy it is to balance the checkbook, but instead ends up in deep financial trouble and needs help.

20:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E7 · If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake Comedy

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Jake draws a picture at school of a butterfly-tattooed-behind that he saw stamped on one of Charlie's lady friends, much to the chagrin of an infuriated Judith.

20:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E8 · Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Comedy

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

Charlie is duped into helping with Jake's school musical, but is helped by the popularity of one of his jingles; Judith surprises Alan with divorce papers.

21:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E9 · Phase One, Complete Comedy

Phase One, Complete

Charlie's newest fling befriends both Jake and Evelyn, as she positions herself to force him into an unwanted long term relationship he can't get out of.

21:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E10 · Merry Thanksgiving Comedy

Merry Thanksgiving

Attempting to win over newly engaged Lisa, Charlie bribes his family to come together for a customary Thanksgiving dinner to portray himself as a "family man."

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E11 · Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Comedy

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

The guys run into new-look Judith and her boyfriend at the movies, causing Alan to consider changing his appearance for the sake of reentering the dating scene.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E12 · Camel Filters and Pheromones Comedy

Camel Filters and Pheromones

The guys run into trouble when Berta's granddaughter accompanies her to work, and the men realize she is an alluringly flirtatious, insubordinate minor.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E13 · Sarah Like Puny Alan Comedy

Sarah Like Puny Alan

Charlie tries to score a steamy double date by using a sauna to cure Alan's flu symptoms; Jake finds Charlie's sophomoric jokes to actually be amusing.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S1 · E14 · I Can't Afford Hyenas Comedy

I Can't Afford Hyenas

Charlie's accountant, Stan, will struggle to find the right words to explain that Charlie is in the midst of a severe financial crisis.

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