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When Ray and Debra begin an ongoing dispute over who should put away a suitcase, Robert thinks they're crazy, but Frank and Marie can easily relate.

After his bachelor party flops, Raymond is shamed into throwing Robert another one this time at the lodge where Amy's father and brother can attend.

Robert and Amy's wedding gets underway with the usual minor mishaps, then mid-ceremony Marie stands up and delivers a startling speech.

Tension is thick at the reception with both Frank and Marie critical about the arrangements, but Ray lightens the mood with a warm and humorous toast.

Debra tries to bring some laughter back into her marriage by joining Ray on the green for a friendly game of golf, but must first convince him.

When Marie tries to get the upper hand in her relationship with her new daughter-in-law, Amy, Debra steps in to save Amy the anguish that she has undergone.

Ray resorts to tough love in order to cure Michael's mystery "illness" that is preventing him from returning to school, and is rewarded with a confession.

After enjoying a scant three months of wedded bliss, newlyweds Robert and Amy attempt to offer a cynical Ray and Debra advice on how to build a happy marriage.

When Ray hires his contractor friend Gianni to replace their kitchen stove, Gianni's laziness winds up angering Frank and giving Debra the slow burn.

When Amy's brother comes over for dinner and makes himself at home indefinitely, he creates difficulties for everyone and gives Robert food for thought.

Tony decides to become Jonathan's gymnastics mentor, but Angela freaks out when Jonathan accidently breaks his shoulder during a competition.

Tony has the house to himself and plans to catch up with an old girlfriend, but Angela and her new boyfriend impose after a failed trip to Maine.

Tony wants Sam to make up with her friend after a big argument, but she only agrees to do it if he will reconcile with an old foe from high school.

Sam turns down her spot on the basketball team because her friend Todd didn't make the cut; Angela beats Tony in a game of Miniature Gold.

Angela wants to get Tony one of his own baseball cards for Christmas, but it turns out that the only person who has one is Tony himself.

When a big snowstorm traps everyone at home for the day, they begin arguing over how they first came together and who deserves the credit.

Jonathan becomes extremely upset when his new girlfriend begins to have strong feelings for Tony, so he decides to get revenge on his elder.

Tony grows concerned that he never knew his wife well enough after discovering that she once took painting lessons when Angela hires a painter to paint Sam.

Jack spots Chrissy with his money in her possession, and evidence begins to mount towards the conclusion that Chrissy has a strong compulsion to steal.

The roommate that Jack replaced returns to the apartment after her divorce and begins to rebuild her bond with the girls, which scares Jack.

Jack becomes excited when Chrissy lands him a job catering an executive party at her office, but problems arise when he attempts to defend Chrissy's honor.

Jack tells the girls that he's going out on a date with an accomplished older woman, but they think he is seeing the woman's much older mother.

Mr. Roper discovers that he can hear into the trio's apartment through pipes in his home, and a misunderstanding leads him to believe that Chrissy is pregnant.

Janet's date at the apartment is ruined by Jack and Chrissy; Mr. Roper fears legal action from Jack after he accidentally breaks his leg on the property.

When a mouse gets loose in the apartment, Janet wants out of the bedroom and allows Jack to move in with Chrissy until the rodent can be captured.

Jack is offered a chance to become a live-in cook for Larry's boss, and he decides to take the job after a particularly heated argument with his roommates.

Fred becomes agitated when he discovers that his new neighbor is Puerto Rican and that he plans to open a junk business of his own.

Lamont buys an antique gun for a bargain and brings it home; Fred uses the gun to re-enact war stories, but accidentally fires it into the neighbor's house.

Lamont is tired of working with Fred and putting up with his antics at the junkyard, so he quits and seeks employment from a rival junk collector.

Lamont will fall madly in love with the daughter of one of Fred's former girlfriends, but they will encounter an unforeseen complication.

A homeless drifter who is told to leave after he is caught sleeping in Fred and Lamont's yard pretends to injure himself on their property and threatens to sue.

When Fred invites Donna to dinner and then also unintentionally invites a saleslady that he just met, he must try to juggle both dates.

Lamont hires a maid to care for Fred after he is injured in a car accident and in need of help, but the woman assigned to them only adds to Fred's problems.

Fred and Lamont consider going on welfare to pay their bills, but instead Fred decides to throw a house party and charge admission.

Raymond and Debra are forced to tell more and more elaborate lies to cover up a single fib, but when Marie figures them out, a lie of her own is uncovered.

Debra's mom suggests a surprise tea party for her daughter's birthday and Ray agrees if she'll do the work, but Debra finds out and wants to change the theme.

The Barones spend Thanksgiving with Amy's family, which goes surprisingly smooth until a bird flies into the house and Amy's father wants to kill it.

The destruction of Ray's dictionary leads to Frank relating the story of how Ray ruined his prize collection of jazz records, and Ray attempts to make amends.

Ray resents Debra's absence from the family after she agrees to help Frank with plans for a member recruitment party, spending a lot of time at the lodge.

When Ally shows that she can take care of the twins, Debra begins giving her more responsibilities, but Marie objects, thinking she's using her as a slave.

When Ray discovers that Debra's been joking about him with the kids, he realizes that Marie used to do the same thing, and resolves not to let it happen again.

Ray decides to teach Debra a lesson in the importance of being prompt after her perpetual lateness almost causes them both to miss an awards dinner.

When Ally is invited to a formal birthday party, Ray is reluctant to pay for an expensive dress, especially since it's hosted by his old nemesis Peggy.

When Robert begins selling home security systems, he contemplates retirement, but Amy questions whether this is what he really wants, or what Marie wants.

When Raymond receives an honorary doctorate and fails to thank Debra, she is quick to point out just how often he has snubbed her in the past.

A quiet family dinner with Amy's parents leads to the revelation that Robert has the unusual habit of touching food to his chin before consuming it.

While attempting to complete a puzzle, Ray and Pat, Amy's mother, have a long discussion and become friends, when everyone else finds out, they become jealous.

When Robert learns some dirty secrets about Ray via Amy and Debra, Ray decides to even the score by sharing some dirty secrets of his own.

Ray is flummoxed after learning a modeling agency has scheduled a photography session with Robert, and both are surprised when the modeling agency vanishes.

Ray and Robert are astounded to discover Frank served as an inspiration to a successful man he worked with many years ago.

Fred and Lamont will take a tour of the NBC studios, and Fred takes the opportunity to sneak into actress Lena Horne's dressing room.

Lamont begins to embrace African culture by wearing the traditional garments, but Fred thinks that Lamont's new lifestyle is ridiculous.

Fred cringes at the thought of Julio's family moving to California and becomes even more disgusted when Lamont asks Julio's sister out on a date.

When a new woman enters Fred's life and becomes his fiancée, Lamont is surprised to discover that she is a woman with whom he had a relationship 10 years ago.

Lamont's new friendship with Fred's business rival makes Fred extremely jealous and motivates him to scheme in order to keep Lamont close to him.

Lamont tells Fred that he plans to sail around the globe; Fred then learns that Lamont wants to put him into a retirement home.

Lamont spends $20 to purchase what he suspects is a priceless antique commode and makes plans to sell it for much more than the original price.

A runaway child shows up in the junkyard; Fred is against having children around the house, but Lamont insists they take the kid in.

Lamont, Fred and Rollo respond to an ad offering them roles in low-budget films, but they soon discover the movies are of an adult nature.

Fred mistakes a scene between Lamont and his acting partner as a murder attempt and immediately expresses his discomfort with the duo rehearsing in the house.