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Raymond and Robert have a discussion about the pros and cons of marriage, and when Robert and Amy break up, everyone puts the blame on Ray.

After tests reveal Frank and Marie's poor health, Marie puts them on a diet, and prepares a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving, which does not go over well with Ray.

Ray becomes jealous of Robert when he finds that he has a swinging bachelor pad; Frank turns Robert's old room into a lounge.

Ray is bewildered to learn his parents exchanged his personalized Christmas gift to them for a cutting-edge coffee maker.

Raymond demands retribution when his father tells him that he once let him win at ping pong, but upon losing, Ray claims that he let his father win.

Raymond is not so loved by Marie when he admits that he threw a party 20 years earlier, but Robert soon admits that it was in fact his party.

The family grows concerned when Robert radically changes his personality in order to bond with his new partner and her friends.

Ray and Robert make a tribute video for Frank when he wins lodge "Man of the Year," but during filming they discover that he isn't really popular at the lodge.

When Frank fakes an injury to avoid going on a cruise vacation with Marie, Ray takes his place and is mistaken for her lover.

When Debra takes the kids to her parents', Ray is scared to be by himself and seeks solace with Robert, and they begin reminiscing.

Raymond tries to use his influence as a sportswriter to impress Robert when they meet the '69 Mets at the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Ray tells Debra that he feels too crowded in bed and would like her to move over, but soon finds out there is not going to be a simple solution.

Hayden runs away as a demonstration of his protest against Kelly's relationship with Stuart, which has rebounded from a breakup to a speedy engagement.

The onslaught of pressure from the college football game results in Hayden getting a facial tic just before he is scheduled to appear on a national telecast.

Christine plays matchmaker for Luther when she sends him on a blind date with a friend, but Hayden worries that Luther will end up broken-hearted.

Hayden and Christine's intimate weekend is invaded by an arguing Kelly and Stuart, forcing the elder couple to intervene in their dispute.

Hayden talks Luther into investing in the Touchdown Club, but an opening night robbery threatens their partnership and friendship.

Christine makes the big mistake of telling a sportscaster about Hayden's secret recruitment of a top quarterback, which may be revealed to the public.

Hayden invites all of his friends to a victory blow-out party in anticipation of winning the coveted Curley O'Brien award, but things may not end as expected.

Hayden complains that Kelly is spending too much time with her new family in Wisconsin, until she forces him to finally meet her in-laws.

A runaway child shows up in the junkyard; Fred is against having children around the house, but Lamont insists they take the kid in.

Lamont, Fred and Rollo respond to an ad offering them roles in low-budget films, but they soon discover the movies are of an adult nature.

Fred mistakes a scene between Lamont and his acting partner as a murder attempt and immediately expresses his discomfort with the duo rehearsing in the house.

Inspired by a peace activist, Lamont decides to get along with his father; Fred eats a batch of old greens and thinks he is going to die.

Fred witnesses a robbery in progress at Julio's place but is too afraid of retaliation to offer a description of the burglars to the police.

Fred disagrees with Lamont and Rollo's decision to manage an-all female singing trio from Philadelphia, until he meets the women as they prep for a show.

When the Sanfords' old black and white TV finally gives out, Fred purchases a used color TV set, but Grady claims it was stolen from him.

Lamont and Rollo accidentally enter a gay bar, they are spotted by Bubba, who immediately reports back to Fred, causing him to come up with a scheme.

Jack is ashamed to tell his friends that he a busboy at a prestigious restaurant rather than a chef, but problems arise when they show up for a meal one night.

With Chrissy's stay in Fresno leaving Jack and Janet short on the rent for the month, they attempt to fill the open position with their own replacements.

Cindy loses her job after her boss discovers her working on a favor for Jack on company time, so Jack talks to her boss and attempts to get her job back.

Jack poses as a renowned chef in order to land a job, but problems arise when debt collectors show up searching for the man that he is impersonating.

A sweet old lady takes Jack in as her "son," but she soon becomes troublesome when she starts interfering with all aspects of his life.

Jack sets Janet up on a date with his girlfriend's widowed father to win his approval of their relationship, but doesn't realize how old the man actually is.

When Janet's parents stop in for a visit, they assume that she and Jack are married and Janet must pretend that they really are to avoid any questions.

Cindy is blinded by the wealth of an older man who wants to marry her, leading Jack and Janet to take drastic action.

Ray and Debra take a trip to Vermont, trying a little too hard to please each other in the romance department, and Uncle Robert is left babysitting the kids.

Ray is upset when Debra gets a job and he has to help with housework, but when she gets fired, he helps get her job back, which displeases her.

Debra and Raymond vow to be nicer to each other when they realize that they treat complete strangers more politely than they do each other.

Raymond becomes jealous when Robert takes his wife swing dancing and they make a hobby out of it.

Robert is unable to get any time alone with his girlfriend, so he moves back in with Raymond, which fails to solve his problem.

Ally busily prepares to get ready for her very first play date with a boy, and flashbacks help to reveal how Raymond and Debra first courted each other.

When Ray is excited about a woman's breast implants, Debra decides to conduct some tests to find out if he is satisfied with her.

When Raymond and Debra get into a fight over the new can opener each tells their side of the story to the other family members, causing family warfare to erupt.

Raymond is alarmed to discover that Frank is only interested in his work for the betting information that he supplies to him.

Raymond and Debra are distressed over their weak sex life, and when they go to his parents for advice, they get really depressed.

Raymond and Debra can't seem to make anyone in their family happy after an attempt to draw up the circumstances of their living will.

Debra's sister decides to devote her life to religious servitude as a nun, while Debra suggests that the obsession will soon be outgrown.

Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.

Debra discovers a newfound burst of sexual energy, and Ray's excitement soon turns to curiosity when he wants to understand the cause.

Debra decides to try harder to get along with Marie while they cook a Sunday dinner; Ray, Frank and Robert go to a car show.

Michael is forced to be held back another year in pre-school, and Ray ends up blaming himself because he also was forced to endure the same embarrassment.

When Lamont decides to create a used auto parts business with Julio, a dejected Fred leaves the house and takes up refuge in a homeless shelter.

Fred learns that his uncle has died and left him an inheritance, but the one major obstacle that stands between him and the money is a flight to St. Louis.

Fred proposes marriage to Donna upon discovering that she has another suitor, prompting a family intervention led by Lamont and Aunt Esther.

Lamont gets Fred to donate his Blind Mellow Jelly records to a music library as a tax write-off; later, Fred finds out the records are valuable.

Lamont buys Fred a pool table as a birthday gift, but it attracts one too many of his father's friends and threatens to turn the house into a 24-hour pool hall.

Fred will attempt to convince Lamont to agree to let Grady stay at their house so long as he pays an annual rent for necessary expenses.

With the family grieving the loss of a close friend, Fred decides to throw a party in the Sanford home in an effort to cheer everybody up.

Grady thinks that Lamont is actually the product of another man and Fred's late wife, as the man and her had been intimate prior to her marrying Fred.