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Alan is forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn so that he can eventually move out of Charlie's place; Charlie attempts to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

After learning of his connection to Lynda Carter, Alan asks Walden to set the two of them up on a date, leading Walden to invite her to their house for dinner.

Walden and Alan both find dates with two ideal women, until jealousy begins to ruin their plans.

Janet has her eye on the bartender at the Regal Beagle, but her poor attempt at matchmaking results in the object of her affection going on a date with Terri.

When Angelino's daughter falls for Jack, he's forbidden to go out with her, and as she becomes more insistent, Jack must convince her that he's happily married.

After an attack on him by a drunk at the Beagle, Jack learns a few self-defense moves from Terri to prevent any future instances.

Jack plans on serenading his girlfriend with a song outside of her apartment, but chaos ensues when he taps on the window of her less attractive neighbor.

Ralph Furley falls for a woman which the trio thinks is a golddigger, only seeking for whatever Ralph can give her financially.

Terri brings home a friend who is a nun, and Jack is somehow convinced that she is planning to abandon the convent to become his wife.

Against their better judgment, Jack, Terri and Janet agree to employ their former roommate Cindy as the resident cleaning woman.

When Jack fills in for Angelino's chef, he leaves a lasting impression on a satisfied customer-a mobster who insists on making Jack the permanent chef.

Janet quits her flower shop job after being badgered by an efficiency expert hired by the company to keep a watch on her performance.

Larry uses Jack's name on a date that goes awry; the girl's brother goes looking for Jack, causing him to go into hiding at Cindy's grandparents house.

Jack invites a stingy food critic to dinner at the apartment, but the man drinks all the wine, ignores the food and tries to romance the girls.

Larry, Moe and Curly join a woman haters club, but when Larry decides to go ahead and get married, Moe and Curly defiantly try to sabotage his honeymoon.

A King is overthrown by evil cabinet members who appoint the foolish Stooges, so that they can control the country away from the public eye.

After an alien invasion overtakes Los Angeles, threatening its existence, a platoon of U.S. Marines is deployed to counter the attacks of the advanced UFOs.

When a reporter learns of a discovery involving the demise of Earth, he tries to rescue his family from catastrophic, natural disasters around the world.

Arthur Bishop is forced to turn back to the life that he left behind as he must complete three seemingly impossible assassinations.

In a world overrun by zombies, unlikely partners must survive attacks by violently killing the undead while journeying to the last place of refuge.

Ray and Debra attempt to find some new friends for Marie and Frank in order to get them to leave them alone, but the new companions continue to drop by as well.

Debra asks Ray to give her some more alone time, making Marie suspicious, and when Ray does some spying, he has doubts, too.

Robert, still recovering from a bull attack, is very cranky, prompting Debra to investigate the real cause of his behavior.

When Debra becomes extremely moody, Raymond makes the situation worse by suggesting that a pill might make things easier.

Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after the two of them embarrass him in public by bickering at an ice cream parlor.

Alan suggests that Chelsea should get breast reduction surgery, and Charlie responds by kicking him out of the house; Evelyn allows Alan to move in with her.

After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, he and Alan go out, only to awaken perplexed as the two of them are in the same bed with a strange woman.

Chelsea invites her gorgeous college roommate to stay at Charlie's after she undergoes a rough breakup, resulting in Charlie secretly hoping for a threesome.

Charlie is crushed upon learning that he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan tries to cure his thinning hair using cheap products.

When Charlie introduces the thought of a pre-nuptial agreement, he is shocked to discover that Chelsea may have just as much need for one as he does.

When Jake's girlfriend goes out of town for the holidays, Charlie encourages him to hook up with an attractive girl he met at the beach, but Alan disagrees.

Jake attempts to woo his ex-girlfriend by writing her a love song; Alan and Herb try to keep their friendship hidden from Judith, knowing she wouldn't approve.

Charlie goes through a colonoscopy to avoid seeing Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his home when he returns from the doctor's office.

Alan ends up in jail after being involved in a bar fight, and Charlie becomes worried that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

Alan and Lindsey's continued affair winds up endangering Walden's life, which forces him to turn to Rose for assistance.

Walden goes on a longer-than-expected date with an accident-prone model; Alan dates a woman who quickly shares surprising personal information with him.

In a world overrun by zombies, unlikely partners must survive attacks by violently killing the undead while journeying to the last place of refuge.

Arthur Bishop is forced to turn back to the life that he left behind as he must complete three seemingly impossible assassinations.