TV Guide IFC Thursday

Charlie's Malibu beachfront house goes for sale, and an Internet billionaire with a broken heart enters the scene as a potential buyer for the property.

Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt becomes stressed out when his estranged wife suddenly shows up into his life in order to finalize their pending divorce.

Jack invites a stingy food critic to dinner at the apartment, but the man drinks all the wine, ignores the food and tries to romance the girls.

Larry fixes Jack up on a blind date with a wealthy snob, who persuades Jack to marry her, but Terri and Janet do not approve.

When Jack's grandfather visits, his plan to impersonate a doctor in order to make a good impression goes well until Grandpa Tripper asks to observe him at work.

A doctor going to Europe extends an offer to let the trio rent his beautiful beach house, and they take him up on the offer.

Janet asks Jack to escort her to a ball on a private island, and in order to keep his fear of flying under control, Jack takes a medication.

A morning talk-show host enjoys his meal at Angelino's so much that he asks Jack and Mr. Angelino to appear on the show.

Jack is visited by an old friend who met his wife through a computer dating service, and he then secretly applies for a date via the same method.

Janet hopes that she will attract more male attention by wearing a blonde wig and her plan appears to be working when she impresses a man.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series, and discusses what aspects have helped to make the show such a success.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series.

Jack sees a dentist that Terri is dating, unaware that she's split up with him and the dentist thinks it's Jack's fault.

Jack is expecting a call from a blind date, that Larry set up for him, but ends up getting mixed up in a jewel thief's scheme.

A Detroit cop turns the city of Los Angeles and local police upside down while tracking down an old buddy's killer with a system of unorthodox measures.

Detroit cop Axel Foley returns to the West coast to help the Beverly Hills police force catch the crooked thieves involved in a series of local robberies.

A Detroit cop turns the city of Los Angeles and local police upside down while tracking down an old buddy's killer with a system of unorthodox measures.

Detroit cop Axel Foley returns to the West coast to help the Beverly Hills police force catch the crooked thieves involved in a series of local robberies.

Ray is bewildered to learn his parents exchanged his personalized Christmas gift to them for a cutting-edge coffee maker.

Raymond demands retribution when his father tells him that he once let him win at ping pong, but upon losing, Ray claims that he let his father win.

Raymond is not so loved by Marie when he admits that he threw a party 20 years earlier, but Robert soon admits that it was in fact his party.

The family grows concerned when Robert radically changes his personality in order to bond with his new partner and her friends.

Alan falls from a ladder while fixing the television reception; Charlie agrees to watch Jake, but regrets his decision when Jake blows his chance with a woman.

Jake is suspended from school for drawing an inappropriate picture of a classmate with large breasts; Alan attempts to convince the principal not to expel Jake.

Alan gets caught lying in order to spend time with Judith in secret; Charlie realizes how much he would miss Jake if Alan and Judith were to get back together.

Berta temporarily moves into the beach house and begins scheming to rupture Charlie and Alan's relationship; Evelyn helps Alan look for a new place.

While Charlie's impotence causes him to rethink his relationship with women and his mother, Jake seeks advice for dealing with a girl at school.

Satan-worshiping Isabella seemingly places curses on both Charlie and Alan, and is only scared away when someone unexpected shows up.

Charlie sleeps with Rose again only to have her father show up the next day demanding to know what Charlie's plans are for his daughter.

Charlie dupes Jake into taking ballet so that he may pursue the sultry instructor, but his plan goes amiss when ironically Jake falls for her himself.

Courteous Alan befriends Charlie's elderly neighbor with innocent and platonic intentions, but awkwardness abounds when she attempts to seduce him.

Docile Alan vows to cease seeking the approval of women; Charlie attempts to coach his brother on the art of masculine self-confidence.

Alan prepares Walden with some dating advice as he gets ready to go on a date with Bridget; Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Walden tries to rebound from his separation by searching for love and Mrs. Right; Alan finally has an opportunity to reconcile things with Lyndsey.

In an alternative timeline, an alien criminal assassinates Agent K during 1969, which completely alters the Agency and places Earth in imminent danger.

A New York subway dispatcher is drawn into the situation when a group of armed hijackers seizes one of the trains, threatening to murder innocent passengers.