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Raymond hires his very annoying cousin to work for him, but he soon finds out that people don't think the two of them are so very different.

Debra discovers a newfound burst of sexual energy, and Ray's excitement soon turns to curiosity when he wants to understand the cause.

Debra decides to try harder to get along with Marie while they cook a Sunday dinner; Ray, Frank and Robert go to a car show.

Michael is forced to be held back another year in pre-school, and Ray ends up blaming himself because he also was forced to endure the same embarrassment.

When Lamont decides to create a used auto parts business with Julio, a dejected Fred leaves the house and takes up refuge in a homeless shelter.

Fred learns that his uncle has died and left him an inheritance, but the one major obstacle that stands between him and the money is a flight to St. Louis.

Fred proposes marriage to Donna upon discovering that she has another suitor, prompting a family intervention led by Lamont and Aunt Esther.

Lamont gets Fred to donate his Blind Mellow Jelly records to a music library as a tax write-off; later, Fred finds out the records are valuable.

Lamont buys Fred a pool table as a birthday gift, but it attracts one too many of his father's friends and threatens to turn the house into a 24-hour pool hall.

Fred will attempt to convince Lamont to agree to let Grady stay at their house so long as he pays an annual rent for necessary expenses.

With the family grieving the loss of a close friend, Fred decides to throw a party in the Sanford home in an effort to cheer everybody up.

Grady thinks that Lamont is actually the product of another man and Fred's late wife, as the man and her had been intimate prior to her marrying Fred.

Lamont receives a traffic ticket, Fred pushes him to fight the citation, and when Lamont, he is surprised to discover Fred wants to be his counsel.

When Fred argues with Julio over the line separating their properties, they decide to bring in a local surveyor to settle the dispute.

Lamont learns more information about heart attacks, and panics when Fred has chest pains, and quickly takes him to the hospital for assistance.

When Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic double date for the evening, Fred adamantly refuses to vacate the house for the occasion, leading to a confrontation.

After Lamont gets a bloody nose in a fight, he quickly decides to take a few karate lessons in order to be a more worthy adversary.

When a woman from Fred's past arrives at his house unexpectedly, she mistakes Grady for him and demands that he keep a proposal Fred made.

Fred puts Grady in charge when he goes to St. Louis, demanding he keep the house free of Aunt Esther's Bible meetings and Lamont's lady friends.

Aunt Esther's husband shows up at the Sanfords' and fears that his marriage may be over, and he asks that he be allowed to stay with the Sanfords.

When Lamont's latest girlfriend attempts to convince him to marry her, the concerned Lamont devises a quick plan to slow their relationship down.

Twins who were separated at birth as part of an experiment to produce the perfect human are reunited when one of them sets out to find his long-lost family.

A detective hunting the ex-wife of a dangerous drug dealer goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher in order to find and protect his potential witness.

An Australian tracker goes to New York City in order to protect his girlfriend, when she is kidnapped by a criminal attempting to keep the adventurer at bay.

Debra and Marie's disagreement on who should be in a family photo ruins Ray's plan to give his parents the ultimate Christmas gift.

Robert's girlfriend suggests that his reluctance to commit could be due to his sexual orientation, causing doubts for Raymond.

Ray and Debra try to blame each other when they find out that their daughter is bullying other children on the bus to and from school every day.

When Frank's regular churchgoing puts Raymond to shame, he decides to go more often, but he soon discovers Frank's true motives.

Alan attempts to escape from Judith, as they began seeing each other after she and Herb broke up; Charlie helps Herb along in the dating scene.

Judith grounds Jake, but Alan struggles to enforce her ruling; Charlie can't bring himself to stay the night at his girlfriend's place instead of his.

Jake disappears with the daughter of a former NFL player, leaving Charlie to cover his back; Alan uses Charlie's Mercedes to score a hot date.

Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's education, causing Alan to excitedly ponder retirement; Charlie becomes convinced that their mother is up to something.

When one of Charlie's oldest party-going buddies passes away while visiting him at his beach house, Charlie begins to reconsider his playboy lifestyle.

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a beautiful young waitress; Alan fights against sexual tension with his receptionist.

Alan is convinced he is the father when he finds out that Judith is pregnant; Charlie thinks he knows why Jake is in a contentious mood.

Convinced that his family doesn't fully appreciate him, Alan's receptionist Melissa invites him to move in with her and her mother.

Chelsea realizes that Charlie knows nothing about her, and breaks up with him; Charlie attempts to win her back by taking her to couples counseling.

Charlie enlists the help of Alan and Jake to move a passed-out-drunk ex-girlfriend out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at the house.

Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but she doesn't respond the way he had hoped, causing him to go to great lengths in order to get her to reciprocate.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when he must care for a sick Chelsea; Jake dates a girl in order to get help with his math homework.

An Australian tracker goes to New York City in order to protect his girlfriend, when she is kidnapped by a criminal attempting to keep the adventurer at bay.

A detective hunting the ex-wife of a dangerous drug dealer goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher in order to find and protect his potential witness.