After a computer simulation predicts that Rocky in his prime would have beaten the current champion, the champ challenges the fighter to come out of retirement.
A boxer is trained by his former rival in an attempt to win back the boxing championship from an aggressive young newcomer who had previously beat him already.
After a ruthless boxer from Russia kills another fighter in the ring, a former champion comes out of retirement to take on the current Soviet champion.
On the way to Los Angeles, a train is taken hostage by a computer prodigy who is using it as a mobile control center for a destructive particle-beam satellite.
A warship carrying nuclear missiles is seized by an ex-CIA agent and his gang of terrorists, and the captain's cook leads the fight to reclaim the vessel.
Ray feels guilty when he meets a woman that he dated 25 years earlier; Ray can't think of anything that he regrets when pressed by Debra for a confession.
Marie and Debra express their sincere disapproval when Robert begins a relationship with a 22-year-old girl; Frank's birthday soon turns into a disaster.
Alan fails to bond with Jake over a weekend, so Charlie consoles his brother by taking him out drinking, only for them to wind up drunkenly cursing Evelyn.
Alan's perfectionism forces Berta to quit, and sticks Alan with the role of housekeeper; Charlie is tasked with prepping Jake for a dinner with Judith.
Reluctant Charlie drags himself to one of Jake's soccer games, but he and Alan realize the benefits of attending when they encounter a slew of sexy soccer moms.
Charlie agrees to go on a dinner with Evelyn and her boyfriend, but is aghast to realize that the girl he's been avoiding is the daughter of Evelyn's beau.
Jake draws a picture at school of a butterfly-tattooed-behind that he saw stamped on one of Charlie's lady friends, much to the chagrin of an infuriated Judith.
Charlie is duped into helping with Jake's school musical, but is helped by the popularity of one of his jingles; Judith surprises Alan with divorce papers.
Charlie's newest fling befriends both Jake and Evelyn, as she positions herself to force him into an unwanted long term relationship he can't get out of.
Attempting to win over newly engaged Lisa, Charlie bribes his family to come together for a customary Thanksgiving dinner to portray himself as a "family man."
Walden has great difficulty romancing women while his foster child, Louis, is still inside of the house; Herb seeks Alan's permission for dating Lyndsey.
A warship carrying nuclear missiles is seized by an ex-CIA agent and his gang of terrorists, and the captain's cook leads the fight to reclaim the vessel.
On the way to Los Angeles, a train is taken hostage by a computer prodigy who is using it as a mobile control center for a destructive particle-beam satellite.
The Stooges' father becomes unexpectedly rich and leaves their mother to marry a younger gold-digging woman, but the guys try stop the wedding from happening.
After being banished to the American colonies because of their crimes in England, the Stooges go out hunting for food for the colonists who are starving.