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Walden has great difficulty romancing women while his foster child, Louis, is still inside of the house; Herb seeks Alan's permission for dating Lyndsey.

Alan and Walden's charade as a loving gay couple is uncovered by the social worker, and Walden realizes that he may ultimately lose Louis.

A warship carrying nuclear missiles is seized by an ex-CIA agent and his gang of terrorists, and the captain's cook leads the fight to reclaim the vessel.

On the way to Los Angeles, a train is taken hostage by a computer prodigy who is using it as a mobile control center for a destructive particle-beam satellite.

The Stooges' father becomes unexpectedly rich and leaves their mother to marry a younger gold-digging woman, but the guys try stop the wedding from happening.

After being banished to the American colonies because of their crimes in England, the Stooges go out hunting for food for the colonists who are starving.

Some of the staff have a bet going about Harry's age, and when Lana searches employee records to find the answer, she learns he has a criminal record.

Harry lays down his judgment on the untrustworthy woman who runs a beauty contest; a woman arrives in the court who says she is Harry's mother.

A volunteer organization refuses to allow Bull to join them because of what he looks like, which pushes him into a depressed mood about his appearance.

The courtroom immediately turns into complete turmoil when a rock thrown through the window holds a note threatening Harry's life and a bomb is uncovered.

Dan thinks he has the advantage when he runs for a spot on the city council, but his opponent puts up an unexpected fight; a prostitute falls for Harry.

A beautiful new attorney begins working in the courtroom, and the court men, especially Harry, Bull and Dan, end up in a battle to win her affections.

A morning talk-show host enjoys his meal at Angelino's so much that he asks Jack and Mr. Angelino to appear on the show.

Jack is visited by an old friend who met his wife through a computer dating service, and he then secretly applies for a date via the same method.

Janet hopes that she will attract more male attention by wearing a blonde wig and her plan appears to be working when she impresses a man.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series, and discusses what aspects have helped to make the show such a success.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series.

Jack sees a dentist that Terri is dating, unaware that she's split up with him and the dentist thinks it's Jack's fault.

Jack is expecting a call from a blind date, that Larry set up for him, but ends up getting mixed up in a jewel thief's scheme.

Jack is swindled into renting a small restaurant, but the renovations would cost a lot more than he can afford, especially after he is denied a loan.

A newspaper article is published about three people living in an apartment, leaving the trio wondering if one of them is gossiping about the others.

After accompanying Janet on a date one evening with a company executive of her flower shop, Jack awakes the next morning to find himself in Janet's bed.

The gang gathers to celebrate the opening of Jack's new restaurant, but no customers show, due to Larry printing the wrong date on the advertising flyers.

Felipe's beautiful cousin comes to town, and as a favor, Jack allows her to stay with him, with high hopes of romancing the young lady.

When Jack's liquor license is revoked by a reverend who held concerns about the old restaurant, Jack holds a Sunday brunch to prove his respectability.

Jack goes on a date with one of Janet's old high school friends, but things soon become complicated when she confesses to him that she is actually married.

Larry volunteers to provide a free guitarist to play at Jack's bistro, but problems arise when Larry attempts to live out his dream of being a singer.

Jack and Janet set Terri up on a blind date, but problems arise when Mr. Furley realizes that he has seen the man listed as a convicted murderer.

Raymond schemes to play golf on Christmas by getting Debra a much more expensive gift, but his plan is ruined when she gets him an even bigger gift.

Ray draws Debra's ire when she appears to choke and he completely fails to react, and the guilty husband tries to make up for it by being more attentive.A

Feeling like a cad when he arrives at the Super Bowl game without his wife, Ray flies Debra in, but tears up his tickets to prove he just wants to be with her.

Ray is shocked to learn that Marie not only has read his childhood journal, but that she also deciphered his secret code.

The guys run into new-look Judith and her boyfriend at the movies, causing Alan to consider changing his appearance for the sake of reentering the dating scene.

The guys run into trouble when Berta's granddaughter accompanies her to work, and the men realize she is an alluringly flirtatious, insubordinate minor.

Charlie tries to score a steamy double date by using a sauna to cure Alan's flu symptoms; Jake finds Charlie's sophomoric jokes to actually be amusing.

Charlie's accountant, Stan, will struggle to find the right words to explain that Charlie is in the midst of a severe financial crisis.

Despite Alan's numerous attempts to warn him, Charlie pursues a borderline insane woman who appeals to him via her charm and eccentric personality.

A mother and her daughter find refuge with Charlie and Alan and explain to the two what they are running from; the daughter develops feelings for Jake.

Charlie tries to prove he is a responsible adult after discovering he will not be granted legal guardianship of Jake following Alan's death.

Reluctant Charlie meets up with his former girlfriend Jill only to realize that she's undergone a few changes and now goes by the name, "Bill."

Judith's sexy, sinister sister makes plans to attend Jake's birthday party, causing Alan to plead with Charlie to behave; Evelyn prefers alcohol over cake.

Brooding Jake tunes everyone out by playing guitar, disturbing Judith to the point of demanding he see a therapist, but Alan is hesitant; Charlie jams.

Walden becomes a member of a support group for adoptive fathers, and discovers that it is a pleasant getaway from the ever uptight Alan.

Walden fears that trouble will follow after Alan breaks up with the social worker who is in charge of Louis' adoption so that he can be with Lyndsey.

Jack attempts to record a conversation with a crooked building inspector seeking a bribe, but police officers mistakenly believe that Mr. Furley is the target.

A poorly communicated story about a boat nearly hitting rocks causes Terri to think that one of her friends is breaking up with her husband.

Larry entrusts Jack with the safety of his teenage sister while she is in town, but problems arise when the pair disappears from the apartment in the night.

The girls bet Jack that he can't go a week without being with a woman, but he makes a mistake when he decides to join Mr. Furley for ladies night at the bar.

When Terri starts up a whirlwind romance that quickly leads to an engagement, Jack begins to grow suspicious of the man's intentions.

Jack challenges an obnoxious Reagle Beagle patron to a fight, but problems arise when he learns that his opponent is an accomplished boxer.

Jack decides to sleep at the small, abandoned apartment over the restaurant, where he walks in on Mr. Angelino with his mistress.

Jack and Terri believe that Janet may be trying to rob the cradle when she is actually just trying to help Mr. Furley's shy nephew become a gentleman.

A 1990s crime lord escapes from a suspended-animation prison during a parole hearing, so a policeman from that era is released from the facility to catch him.