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The relationship between Walden and Zoey takes a damaging shot when the two share a near-death experience; Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Things start to get tense inside the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner suddenly shows up looking to finally bury the hatchet.

A crime wave leads to reduced qualifications to enter the police department and a group of wastrels, misfits and underdogs apply to become cops.

A group of wacky rookie cops who have recently graduated from the Police Academy are assigned to stop a gang of graffiti-scribbling thugs.

An egocentric weatherman covering Groundhog Day in a small Pennsylvania town suddenly finds himself reliving the same day over and over again.

An obnoxious, uneducated, self-made millionaire enrolls in the same college his nebbish son attends to help the boy get through school.

Jack believes that his new girlfriend is old-fashioned and attempts to hide the fact that he lives with two members of the opposite sex.

Chrissy accidentally eats a pie that Jack has created to represent his school in an upcoming baking contest, and she attempts to secretly replace it.

Helen tries to convince Stanley that they need to finally begin looking for a new home, but he wants to rent a mobile home instead.

Janet and Chrissy give Stanley disco lessons in preparation for a surprise disco party for Helen.

When FBI agents visit the apartment in search of Jack, Jack begins to fear that he is being hunted because of his early discharge from the Navy.

In order to make enough money to buy an expensive anniversary gift for Janet and Chrissy, Jack takes a job acting as a paid escort.

The roommates start off on the wrong foot with their new landlord and are served with an eviction notice after they accidentally sell his furniture.

Chrissy gets a new job selling cosmetics door-to-door, and her roommates attempt to convince her that she has natural sales ability.

Larry attempts to have some alone time with his newest girlfriend at his boss' secluded cabin, but problems soon arise when the whole gang decides to join.

Feeling stepped on by Mr. Furley, the girls and Dean Travers, Jack decides to enroll in a course that teaches him to be more assertive and aggressive.

Jack saves the life of an extremely wealthy man who offers him as a reward a free one-year lease on a three-bedroom penthouse in a ritzy neighborhood.

Chrissy is taken to the hospital after she suffers a fall, but a misleading comment from the doctor leads Janet and Jack to think that their roommate is dying.

Chrissy invites a homeless man to stay at the apartment, but problems arise when the man destroys Mr. Furley's prized roses and ruins Jack's date.

After losing Jack's tuition check, Chrissy places her roommate in jeopardy by borrowing money from a loan shark; Jack and Chrissy must pretend to be married.

Jack becomes popular with his friends after they learn that he is allowed to invite one guest to accompany him on a cruise ship that has hired him as a cook.

When the PTA has issues with Debra's wardrobe, Ray is given the task of explaining that her apparel is inappropriate for their meetings.

When Ally gets an F on her report card, Debra worries that she hasn't been attentive enough, but Ray believes that the teacher is to blame.

Debra and Marie pressure Ray and Frank into participating in one of Robert's therapy sessions, but the guys find trips to the track more helpful.

Thanksgiving has rolled around again, and both Debra and Ray are bracing for the worst as all of the family members and in-laws gather for a first gathering.

Convinced that his family doesn't fully appreciate him, Alan's receptionist Melissa invites him to move in with her and her mother.

Chelsea realizes that Charlie knows nothing about her, and breaks up with him; Charlie attempts to win her back by taking her to couples counseling.

Charlie enlists the help of Alan and Jake to move a passed-out-drunk ex-girlfriend out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at the house.

Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but she doesn't respond the way he had hoped, causing him to go to great lengths in order to get her to reciprocate.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when he must care for a sick Chelsea; Jake dates a girl in order to get help with his math homework.

Charlie joins the guys in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.

Evelyn and Chelsea begin spending time together, making Charlie desperate to find a way to keep them apart; Evelyn out-wits Charlie by paying-off Alan and Jake.

Alan goes on a blind date with one of Chelsea's friends, but is shocked to find that the friend is Rose; Charlie is stunned when the two of them hit it off

Charlie reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in, as he mourns the loss of the bachelor pad; Alan and Jake must become acclimated to a woman in the house.

Alan and Chelsea's new friendship rubs Charlie the wrong way, until he discovers a way to exploit it; Alan takes up the art of ventriloquism.

Alan and Lyndsey finally have the opportunity to introduce their mothers to one another; Jake and Eldridge ask Walden to drive them to a high school party.

Walden must break the news to Zoey that he plans on going into business with his ex-wife; Alan and Lyndsey come to terms with their moms' new relationship.

Mr. Furley attempts to impress his old nemesis by having Chrissy pose as his wife, but problems arise when the rival decides to stay the night.

Chrissy and Janet turn against each other after reading an advice column in which a reader has written that he is dating one of his two female roommates.

Chrissy catches her father spending time with an unfamiliar woman and assumes that he is having an affair; Reverend Snow has a chance at a new job.

Larry attempts to woo Janet after she comforts him following an unsuccessful date, and Janet attempts to change Larry's mind transforming into someone else.

Jack attempts to impress a woman who works at a health spa by buying a membership, but the woman's overprotective, muscle-bound brother disapproves.

Mr. Furley begins to believe that Jack is becoming attracted to members of the opposite sex after catching his tenant kissing a woman.

Chrissy and Jack jokingly handcuff themselves together, but problems arise once the two realize that they do not have the key and Jack refuses to miss a date.

Janet hires an art student to redecorate her room, but Chrissy and Jack begin to believe that that the artist is seeking to be Janet's surrogate father.

The roommates agree to take in an orphaned boy who has run away from home, but problems arise when the youngster begins to play both the girls against Jack.

Jack begins to feel overshadowed when his visiting brother Lee and invites Chrissy out to dinner and ends up kissing her on the doorstep.