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Chelsea realizes that Charlie knows nothing about her, and breaks up with him; Charlie attempts to win her back by taking her to couples counseling.

Charlie enlists the help of Alan and Jake to move a passed-out-drunk ex-girlfriend out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives at the house.

Charlie tells Chelsea that he loves her, but she doesn't respond the way he had hoped, causing him to go to great lengths in order to get her to reciprocate.

Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when he must care for a sick Chelsea; Jake dates a girl in order to get help with his math homework.

An Australian tracker goes to New York City in order to protect his girlfriend, when she is kidnapped by a criminal attempting to keep the adventurer at bay.

A detective hunting the ex-wife of a dangerous drug dealer goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher in order to find and protect his potential witness.

Twins who were separated at birth as part of an experiment to produce the perfect human are reunited when one of them sets out to find his long-lost family.

Ralph moves in with the trio when Jack accidentally gets him fired from his job as a building manager by complaining to the building's owner.

After another fight with Cindy and Janet, Jack becomes fed up, so he and Larry agree to switch apartments to get an insight into each other's lives.

Jack is excited to accept an opportunity from Dean Travers to teach a nighttime basic cooking class at his old school, and Janet decides to take it.

When Cindy asks for Janet's outlook on single motherhood, the roommates conclude that Cindy is pregnant and Jack thinks about proposing to her.

When the Ropers are back in town to visit with their former tenants, Helen comes by after having a fight with Stanley and things soon become chaotic.

When Ralph's attractive niece visits, Jack is determined to go out with her and decides to pose as his own identical twin brother, but problems soon arise.

When Jack and Janet come home one evening after seeing a horror movie and discover that Cindy is not there, they decide that she has been kidnapped.

Jack tells a woman that he lives alone and borrows Ralph's apartment to impress her, but things soon take a turn for the worse when she catches him lying.

When Jack finds himself in the middle of a quarrel between a girl and her jealous boyfriend, Larry advises Jack to fake his own death and funeral.

After Cindy moves out to attend veterinary school at UCLA, Janet sets out to search for a new roommate; Jack has a bad experience with a nurse.

When Jack finds out that Janet's new roommate is the quarrelsome nurse he had trouble with at the hospital, Jack and Larry play a joke to get rid of her.

When Terri tries to make Jack feel better after he gets rejected, he and Janet misunderstand her intentions and think that Terri is coming on to him.

When Jack begins to give the wife of Janet's boss weekly cooking lessons, Terri starts to think that he is giving her love lessons and decides to move out.

After a robbery at the flower shop, the police feel Jack is in danger, so a police officer arrives at the apartment and lives with the trio to protect them.

When Terri invites her doctor friend to dinner to help him unwind from the stresses of work, Jack and Janet think that he is a patient of the psychiatric ward.

Jack has plans for a date with Janet, but when Larry offers him a date with "Greedy Gretchen," he lies to Janet about being too tired so that he can go out.

After beginning ballet lessons, Janet is excited to learn that her instructor, Michael, has chosen her for a leading role in one of his upcoming productions.

Robert gets hurt while on the job and Raymond tries to bond with his brother after feeling guilty for not spending enough time with him.

Ray is forced to pay up for a lavish ceremony after his wife discovers that he taped over their wedding with footage from the 1991 Super Bowl.

Ray's attempts to take an interest in his daughter's card-swapping hobby take a turn for the worse when he accidentally loses one of her favorites.

Debra finally cooks something that everyone seems to really enjoy consuming, and an outraged Marie feels that she must outperform Debra.

Charlie joins the guys in a night of alcohol-fueled sexual reminiscences after Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on his phone.

Evelyn and Chelsea begin spending time together, making Charlie desperate to find a way to keep them apart; Evelyn out-wits Charlie by paying-off Alan and Jake.

Alan goes on a blind date with one of Chelsea's friends, but is shocked to find that the friend is Rose; Charlie is stunned when the two of them hit it off

Charlie reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in, as he mourns the loss of the bachelor pad; Alan and Jake must become acclimated to a woman in the house.

Alan and Chelsea's new friendship rubs Charlie the wrong way, until he discovers a way to exploit it; Alan takes up the art of ventriloquism.

Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back; Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan, and Herb rush her to the hospital.

Charlie helps his ex-fiancé with her music career, and wonders if he's with the right girl; Alan presses wary Charlie to allow Melissa to move in.

Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to allow Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, to move in, and shortly after the girls take over the house.

Alan is forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat.

Alan takes a job working for Evelyn so that he can eventually move out of Charlie's place; Charlie attempts to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

After learning of his connection to Lynda Carter, Alan asks Walden to set the two of them up on a date, leading Walden to invite her to their house for dinner.

Walden and Alan both find dates with two ideal women, until jealousy begins to ruin their plans.

Janet has her eye on the bartender at the Regal Beagle, but her poor attempt at matchmaking results in the object of her affection going on a date with Terri.

When Angelino's daughter falls for Jack, he's forbidden to go out with her, and as she becomes more insistent, Jack must convince her that he's happily married.

After an attack on him by a drunk at the Beagle, Jack learns a few self-defense moves from Terri to prevent any future instances.

Jack plans on serenading his girlfriend with a song outside of her apartment, but chaos ensues when he taps on the window of her less attractive neighbor.

Ralph Furley falls for a woman which the trio thinks is a golddigger, only seeking for whatever Ralph can give her financially.

Terri brings home a friend who is a nun, and Jack is somehow convinced that she is planning to abandon the convent to become his wife.

Against their better judgment, Jack, Terri and Janet agree to employ their former roommate Cindy as the resident cleaning woman.

When Jack fills in for Angelino's chef, he leaves a lasting impression on a satisfied customer-a mobster who insists on making Jack the permanent chef.