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Alan Harper and Walden Schmidt's hunt for an ideal life and true love comes to a close, and yet the question of whether Charlie Harper is alive arises.

Alan Harper and Walden Schmidt's hunt for an ideal life and true love comes to a close, and yet the question of whether Charlie Harper is alive arises.

A former Navy pilot suffering from wartime trauma is forced to take the controls of an airliner when the cockpit crew is incapacitated with food poisoning.

Ted Striker once again finds himself playing the part of reluctant hero when the crew of the space shuttle is killed by the ship's computer.

A loquacious baby offers humorous insights into his mother's pragmatic search for a husband, which involves a charismatic cab driver.

The Stooges are hired to move out all the furniture in a haunted castle, but it's not until they get to a suit of armor that all the trouble starts for them.

The Stooges place a large bet on the boxer they manage, but trouble arises when a mobster threatens to kill them if their fighter doesn't lose his next match.

The judge is occupied with trying to keep his stepfather Buddy out of a mental hospital; Danny accidentally messes up Harry's collection of records.

A very polite stranger on the run from the mob crashes Christine's anniversary party in honor of Charles and Diana.

The courtroom is in panic as the gang races to clear 207 cases in one session so a millionaire will donate money to save an orphanage.

When Terri tries to make Jack feel better after he gets rejected, he and Janet misunderstand her intentions and think that Terri is coming on to him.

When Jack begins to give the wife of Janet's boss weekly cooking lessons, Terri starts to think that he is giving her love lessons and decides to move out.

After a robbery at the flower shop, the police feel Jack is in danger, so a police officer arrives at the apartment and lives with the trio to protect them.

When Terri invites her doctor friend to dinner to help him unwind from the stresses of work, Jack and Janet think that he is a patient of the psychiatric ward.

Jack has plans for a date with Janet, but when Larry offers him a date with "Greedy Gretchen," he lies to Janet about being too tired so that he can go out.

After beginning ballet lessons, Janet is excited to learn that her instructor, Michael, has chosen her for a leading role in one of his upcoming productions.

Janet has her eye on the bartender at the Regal Beagle, but her poor attempt at matchmaking results in the object of her affection going on a date with Terri.

When Angelino's daughter falls for Jack, he's forbidden to go out with her, and as she becomes more insistent, Jack must convince her that he's happily married.

After an attack on him by a drunk at the Beagle, Jack learns a few self-defense moves from Terri to prevent any future instances.

Jack plans on serenading his girlfriend with a song outside of her apartment, but chaos ensues when he taps on the window of her less attractive neighbor.

Ralph Furley falls for a woman which the trio thinks is a golddigger, only seeking for whatever Ralph can give her financially.

Terri brings home a friend who is a nun, and Jack is somehow convinced that she is planning to abandon the convent to become his wife.

Against their better judgment, Jack, Terri and Janet agree to employ their former roommate Cindy as the resident cleaning woman.

When Jack fills in for Angelino's chef, he leaves a lasting impression on a satisfied customer-a mobster who insists on making Jack the permanent chef.

Janet quits her flower shop job after being badgered by an efficiency expert hired by the company to keep a watch on her performance.

Larry uses Jack's name on a date that goes awry; the girl's brother goes looking for Jack, causing him to go into hiding at Cindy's grandparents house.

Raymond becomes jealous when one of his rivals gets an article published in Sports Illustrated, but is pleased when he learns that it is heavily rewritten.

Raymond and Robert have a discussion about the pros and cons of marriage, and when Robert and Amy break up, everyone puts the blame on Ray.

After tests reveal Frank and Marie's poor health, Marie puts them on a diet, and prepares a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving, which does not go over well with Ray.

Ray becomes jealous of Robert when he finds that he has a swinging bachelor pad; Frank turns Robert's old room into a lounge.

When Alan begins stressing about his upcoming colonoscopy, Charlie considerately offers to take the gang on a trip to Las Vegas as a diversion.

Judith selfishly takes an unannounced vacation, and drops Jake off with Alan; Charlie is forced to watch Jake when Alan is unexpectedly audited by the IRS.

When Charlie becomes too adventurous in bed and hurts his back, Alan takes him to the hospital; Jake is taught a lesson in personal hygiene by an annoyed Berta.

Charlie dupes Alan into masquerading as his gay life-partner in order to win the approval of a party-throwing homosexual advertising agency owner.

Awestruck Alan attempts to date one of Charlie's former flames, but struggles as he becomes obsessed with the fact that Charlie was with her first.

Heavily frustrated by nagging Evelyn and frugal Judith, Charlie and Alan begin taking their rage out on one another; Berta attempts to play peacemaker.

Evelyn and the guys attend the funeral of one of her exes; Jake becomes excited to see "a dead guy"; Charlie exploits the vulnerability of the man's widow.

After accepting a loan from Evelyn to buy a new Porsche, Alan is forced to go on a very awkward blind date in order to repay his debt.

Evelyn demands that Jake spend an evening with her; at a bar, Charlie and Alan drown their fears of how an evening with Evelyn will impact Jake.

Unbeknownst to Charlie, his latest fling is the trophy wife of a now-irate old man; Jake recounts his adult-themed weekend to his classmates.

Charlie's Malibu beachfront house goes for sale, and an Internet billionaire with a broken heart enters the scene as a potential buyer for the property.

Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt becomes stressed out when his estranged wife suddenly shows up into his life in order to finalize their pending divorce.

Jack invites a stingy food critic to dinner at the apartment, but the man drinks all the wine, ignores the food and tries to romance the girls.

Larry fixes Jack up on a blind date with a wealthy snob, who persuades Jack to marry her, but Terri and Janet do not approve.

When Jack's grandfather visits, his plan to impersonate a doctor in order to make a good impression goes well until Grandpa Tripper asks to observe him at work.

A doctor going to Europe extends an offer to let the trio rent his beautiful beach house, and they take him up on the offer.

Janet asks Jack to escort her to a ball on a private island, and in order to keep his fear of flying under control, Jack takes a medication.

A morning talk-show host enjoys his meal at Angelino's so much that he asks Jack and Mr. Angelino to appear on the show.

Jack is visited by an old friend who met his wife through a computer dating service, and he then secretly applies for a date via the same method.

Janet hopes that she will attract more male attention by wearing a blonde wig and her plan appears to be working when she impresses a man.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series, and discusses what aspects have helped to make the show such a success.

Lucille Ball hosts a special featuring the most memorable clips from the series.