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Charlie dupes Jake into taking ballet so that he may pursue the sultry instructor, but his plan goes amiss when ironically Jake falls for her himself.

Courteous Alan befriends Charlie's elderly neighbor with innocent and platonic intentions, but awkwardness abounds when she attempts to seduce him.

A young man relocates to Paris, France, where he discovers that the crown is being threatened by an evil cardinal and joins forces with three noble musketeers.

A knight dies after a jousting tournament and his squire takes his place, winning a string of tournaments and contending for the heart of a noblewoman.

After being mugged in the cafeteria, Christine feels it's time to quit, but before she can leave the courtroom a man takes her as his hostage.

When Harry gives his idol, a magician, a helping hand, the man relieves Harry of a few of his possessions.

Bull tries to rescue a baby orangutan from the ravages of animal research experiments.

When a hurricane traps four pregnant women in the courtroom, the room is transformed into a delivery room.

When a hurricane traps four pregnant in the courtroom, the room is transformed into a delivery room.

Felipe's beautiful cousin comes to town, and as a favor, Jack allows her to stay with him, with high hopes of romancing the young lady.

When Jack's liquor license is revoked by a reverend who held concerns about the old restaurant, Jack holds a Sunday brunch to prove his respectability.

Jack goes on a date with one of Janet's old high school friends, but things soon become complicated when she confesses to him that she is actually married.

Larry volunteers to provide a free guitarist to play at Jack's bistro, but problems arise when Larry attempts to live out his dream of being a singer.

Jack and Janet set Terri up on a blind date, but problems arise when Mr. Furley realizes that he has seen the man listed as a convicted murderer.

Jack attempts to record a conversation with a crooked building inspector seeking a bribe, but police officers mistakenly believe that Mr. Furley is the target.

A poorly communicated story about a boat nearly hitting rocks causes Terri to think that one of her friends is breaking up with her husband.

Larry entrusts Jack with the safety of his teenage sister while she is in town, but problems arise when the pair disappears from the apartment in the night.

The girls bet Jack that he can't go a week without being with a woman, but he makes a mistake when he decides to join Mr. Furley for ladies night at the bar.

When Terri starts up a whirlwind romance that quickly leads to an engagement, Jack begins to grow suspicious of the man's intentions.

Jack challenges an obnoxious Reagle Beagle patron to a fight, but problems arise when he learns that his opponent is an accomplished boxer.

Jack decides to sleep at the small, abandoned apartment over the restaurant, where he walks in on Mr. Angelino with his mistress.

Jack and Terri believe that Janet may be trying to rob the cradle when she is actually just trying to help Mr. Furley's shy nephew become a gentleman.

In order to improve his chances with the ladies, Jack buys a fake mustache, but his plan backfires when Terri ends up falling for him.

An old Navy buddy of Jack's comes into town with the hopes that he can weasel his way into Jack's business by using his Navy desertion as leverage.

The girls invent a fake contest for Jack to "win," thinking that he needs rent money; however, they are upset when he doesn't spend it like they had planned.

Ray is upset when Debra gets a job and he has to help with housework, but when she gets fired, he helps get her job back, which displeases her.

Debra and Raymond vow to be nicer to each other when they realize that they treat complete strangers more politely than they do each other.

Raymond becomes jealous when Robert takes his wife swing dancing and they make a hobby out of it.

Robert is unable to get any time alone with his girlfriend, so he moves back in with Raymond, which fails to solve his problem.

Docile Alan vows to cease seeking the approval of women; Charlie attempts to coach his brother on the art of masculine self-confidence.

Alan gravely overreacts to Jake attending a slumber party, prompting Charlie to see a shrink in order to better understand Alan's undue insecurities.

Charlie struggles to survive in a serious and sex-less relationship; Alan educates Charlie on how to get along without having sex on a regular basis.

Charlie plans a romantic date for Mia, hoping to consummate their relationship; Alan takes full advantage of an opportunity when sultry Kandi shows up.

Charlie and Mia's lifestyles clash when Charlie is forced to conceal his drinking and smoking from her as she attempts to makeover his unhealthy habits.

Alan is elated to be dating a 22-year-old babe, but he doesn't want her attending Jake's birthday party; Jake mistakes Alan's "performance" pills for vitamins.

Though he is nominated for a jingle writing award, Charlie refuses to attend the ceremony because he knows his brazen nemesis will inevitably win.

Charlie warns Alan against dating a youthful high-maintenance babe, but Alan fails to heed the advice by beginning to pay for his girlfriend's bills.

Charlie is annoyed to find that Kandi has been living in his house for some time without him knowing, but is even more distraught by his own sexual dry spell.

Alan attempts to win Kandi back after she leaves him and moves in with Judith; Charlie adds Kandi's mother to his laundry-list of sexual conquests.

Walden is given an invitation to the grand opening of his ex-girlfriend's boutique, while Gretchen decides that she would like to spend more time at Alan's.

Walden reconnects with Kate but also begins to feel a deep attachment to another woman he meets; Alan and Gretchen grow closer to one another.

Jack must find a way to get back an angry letter he sent out to a food critic when he thought that he was going to give the restaurant a bad review.

Jack asks his friend, Larry, to stand in for him after he realizes that he has made the mistake of planning two dates for the same night.

Jack is upset when his girlfriend tells him that she wants to have his baby but does not want to marry him, and Terri and Janet encourage him to do it.

Mr. Furley finally gets around to replacing the couch, but Jack and Terri have hidden money there that got from a faulty transaction at the ATM.

Larry and Jack invite the girls for a weekend getaway to find out which one wants to have an affair with Jack after they find a completed magazine quiz.

Janet assumes the worst and becomes suspicious when Jack's new girlfriend, who is actually a sex therapist, refuses to talk about her line of work.

Jack enlists Larry and his roommates' to help him win back the money he gambled with and lost at a charity casino event attends with a socialite.

Both Janet and Terri are smitten with their new British neighbor; however, Jack and Mr. Furley come to the conclusion that he is a jewel thief.

When Janet beings working as an aerobics instructor her new boss takes a liking to Jack; however, she expects Jack to be her constant companion.

Jack wins $10,000 in the Lander's bake-off contest; however, he learns that the contest is only open to women, so he must prepare his recipe in drag.