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Chrissy's natural friendly behavior gets her arrested for prostitution after a policeman begins to think she is propositioning him for sex.

Jack convinces one of his attractive female friends to flirt with Mr. Roper after an argument with his wife leaves the sour landlord feeling self-conscious.

Janet is excited to invite her high-school crush to dinner at the apartment, but she is dismayed when the former jock begins to exhibit his sleazy true nature.

Al returns to the old library he frequented as a child to return a book he has had since 1957 and encounters the same overweight librarian.

Peg thinks that she had an Elvis sighting at the mall and when Marcy takes notice of a sweat stain on Al's shirt in the shape of the King, fans come running.

The football record that Al had once set while he was in high school is now being threatened by a new high school football player who stars for the team.

Al returns to the old library he frequented as a child to return a book he has had since 1957 and encounters the same overweight librarian.

Al decides to develop a new plan to construct his ultimate dream room, which is an executive type bathroom in the garage for his personal use.

Al and Steve have an extraordinary day planned as they head off to an expensive lingerie shop to buy Peg a new bra for her birthday.

Steve convinces Al that he is also losing his hair, but he is really just upset that he might be losing his own hair and wants to drag Al down with him.

Marcy becomes worried when a psychic tells her she is going to die after the psychic's predictions for Al, Peggy and Steve all actually happen.

Al frets over losing his masculinity when he is faced with going to a salon to have his hair styled after his long-time, beloved barber Tony suddenly dies.

The Rhoades and Bundys file a lawsuit against a motel after Al and Peg stumble upon a tape of Steve and Marcy's intimate interlude.

Al forgets his wallet when he takes the family out for a nice dinner and asks Kelly and Bud to retrieve it, but they ditch their parents instead.

Peg attends career day for mothers at Kelly's school and ends up teaching everyone a lesson or two, while Bud learns to appreciate the value of money.

Kelly plays a practical joke on the school's dance club and is forced to either join them in a tap dancing performance or face being kicked out of school.

When Peg starts earning more money than Al by selling cosmetics, Al decides to get a second job so as not to be outdone by his wife.

As Steve brings Peg home from a trip to the video store, she provokes a driver by offering up a not-so-friendly hand signal that causes them to be followed.

While keeping watch over the Rhoades' home when they are out of town, Peggy accidentally allows it to be towed away by a moving company.

At Al and Peggy's high school reunion, Peggy wants desperately to be the prom queen, but another woman seems to be gaining the majority of the votes.

Peggy tries hard to obtain more votes for prom queen, but most people are voting for Connie; Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom.

When both of his best friends acquire dates, Bud begins to desperately and frantically search for a girl who would be willing to go on a date with him.

Steve and Marcy finally convince Peg to purchase a computer for her family, but there is one problem--no one finds the computer to be useful.

Al is surprised when he runs into his old flame and Bud and Kelly search for love when the Bundy family takes a vacation to the beach.

When a peeper in the neighborhood spies on every woman but Peg, she becomes jealous; Al convinces Bud to help Kelly with her school work.

Al gets excited when he sees Peggy preparing for the yearly barbecue, but it turns out worse than he thought when Marcy's dead aunt makes an appearance.

Peggy ends up in a battle of the wills with a Chicago health guru after she wins a free week of training with him, but her way of living seems to win out.

Kelly and Bud scheme to go to a concert by swindling Peg's friends out of money in a poker match; Bud talks his dad into chaperoning an all-kids camping trip.

When Al agrees to go to Marcy's dentist, it becomes obviously apparent that the dentist is involved in a relationship with his assistant.

When Peg overhears a woman at the beauty shop bragging about the benefits of her relationship with a married man, she believes that the man in question is Al.

The Bundys agree to let a foreign exchange student stay with them for the government income, but the French girl wreaks havoc on Kelly's social life.

When a woman who has posed for a men's magazine enters the store, Al goes to check his Playboy collection for her issue only to find that Peg has sold them.

Al puts Steve in a bad position at work, jeopardizing Steve's career, when he takes out a $50,000 loan from the bank to start a shoe hotline.

Al's hopes of driving around town in a shiny, new automobile are instantly dashed when he discovers his stash has been depleted by Peg's incessant spending.

Marcy becomes very upset with Steve when she discovers he went to the zoo with the Bundy family instead of searching for a new job like he promised.

Al aggravates his entire family when his foolish pride causes him to adopt a "do-it-yourself" attitude about repairing the leaky roof.

Following a breakup with his girlfriend, a depressed Bubba is easily convinced to enlist in the Army by a former Army Sergeant of Vint's.

Mama is annoyed when her worldly and sophisticated cousin comes for a visit, causing Mama to feel insecure and question her own accomplishments.

After defeating a tough biker during an arm wrestling contest, Mama competes in the senior's division and goes into training for her upcoming match.

Naomi sets her divorced best friend Luann up with Bubba, although Mama protests the arrangement and tags along on the double date.

Vint is excited about the opportunity to join an exclusive men's club, but Mama and Naomi are concerned and attempt to sabotage his induction.

Mama and Iola become suspicious of Naomi after Vint takes out a life insurance policy and begins to have a series of freak accidents.

Fran is ordered to accompany Maggie on her date and act as chaperone, but problems arise when the young man begins to show affection towards Fran.

C.C. attempts to prove that she is as fun and nurturing as Fran by taking the children out for a day of fun, but the experience results in Grace running away.

When one of Fran's wealthy relatives comes for a visit, Fran pretends that she owns the Sheffield's home and convinces Niles to pose as her husband.

Grace becomes traumatized over the loss of her imaginary friend after Fran accidentally eats her; Maggie learns to play the piano.

Maxwell must miss Christmas with his family; Fran buys the children expensive gifts only to learn that her Christmas bonus is not what she had imagined.

Maxwell wants a popular soap-opera star to take the lead role in his play, but the actor will only agree if Maxwell sets him up on a date with Fran.

Maxwell's former nanny arrives for a visit and makes changes to the children's behavior, forcing them to all dress alike and putting them on strict schedules.

Fran becomes shocked when she discovers that the mortuary manager she has begun seeing has decided to enroll in a school for clowns.

Fran becomes the director for Grace's school play, but Maxwell soon determines that he would be a better fit for the job and decides to take the reins.

A world-renowned former supermodel arrives at the Sheffield home and begins to convince Maggie that she would be an ideal fashion model.

When the Sheffield house begins to experience plumbing problems, Fran is able to convince Maxwell to hire her uncle; Brighton falls for a girl.

While examining Grace for the flu, a doctor looks at Fran's throat and orders her to have her tonsils out; Maxwell stresses after Fran says that she loves him.

The Sheffield clan gets snowed in at Fran's parents' house; Fran finds a love note written to her mother and suspects that she is cheating.

Maxwell's sister arrives at the Sheffield home for a visit and decides to use the occasion to organize a wedding with her fiancé, a wealthy English duke.

C.C. attempts to ensure a positive review for Maxwell's new play by having Fran chaperone a play-date between Grace and the son of a prominent film critic.

Fran is at a loss when she discovers that Maggie has the same gym teacher that she had when she was in school; Maxwell must deal with an unruly actor.

When C.C.'s father invites Fran to attend a Barbra Streisand concert, Fran realizes that C.C. is jealous and wonders whether she should pass on going.

Fran's ex-fiancé proposes to her, forcing her to make a decision between marrying her sweetheart and staying with the Sheffields as a nanny.