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Fourteen cross-dressing contestants are brought together in order to compete to become America's Next Drag Superstar as they must face a naked runway.

Steve and Marcy plan to throw a party for a group of executive big shots; Bud and Kelly have a problem making plans to go to a hamburger joint's closing.

The Bundy family reserves a room at a sleazy-looking hotel in Dumpwater, Florida, where a tourist-hating axe-murderer arrives on the very same evening.

One of the neighbors threatens to sue the Bundy family unless they get their dog Buck neutered because he mated with their dog, but Al is against it.

When Al wins at the race track, he tries to keep it a secret from Peg, but she soon figures it out and begins taking money from his wallet.

When Peg's unsophisticated relatives stop in for a visit, her bickering uncles and singing aunts interrupt Al's plan to relax and enjoy a John Wayne movie.

Al returns to the old library he frequented as a child to return a book he has had since 1957 and encounters the same overweight librarian.

Peg thinks that she had an Elvis sighting at the mall and when Marcy takes notice of a sweat stain on Al's shirt in the shape of the King, fans come running.

The football record that Al had once set while he was in high school is now being threatened by a new high school football player who stars for the team.

The Bundys and the Rhoades attempt to have an enjoyable weekend trip together, but all misery breaks out when all the women end up on their periods.

Al decides to develop a new plan to construct his ultimate dream room, which is an executive type bathroom in the garage for his personal use.

Al and Steve have an extraordinary day planned as they head off to an expensive lingerie shop to buy Peg a new bra for her birthday.

Steve convinces Al that he is also losing his hair, but he is really just upset that he might be losing his own hair and wants to drag Al down with him.

Marcy becomes worried when a psychic tells her she is going to die after the psychic's predictions for Al, Peggy and Steve all actually happen.

Al frets over losing his masculinity when he is faced with going to a salon to have his hair styled after his long-time, beloved barber Tony suddenly dies.

The Rhoades and Bundys file a lawsuit against a motel after Al and Peg stumble upon a tape of Steve and Marcy's intimate interlude.

Al forgets his wallet when he takes the family out for a nice dinner and asks Kelly and Bud to retrieve it, but they ditch their parents instead.

Peg attends career day for mothers at Kelly's school and ends up teaching everyone a lesson or two, while Bud learns to appreciate the value of money.

Kelly plays a practical joke on the school's dance club and is forced to either join them in a tap dancing performance or face being kicked out of school.

When Peg starts earning more money than Al by selling cosmetics, Al decides to get a second job so as not to be outdone by his wife.

As Steve brings Peg home from a trip to the video store, she provokes a driver by offering up a not-so-friendly hand signal that causes them to be followed.

While keeping watch over the Rhoades' home when they are out of town, Peggy accidentally allows it to be towed away by a moving company.

At Al and Peggy's high school reunion, Peggy wants desperately to be the prom queen, but another woman seems to be gaining the majority of the votes.

Peggy tries hard to obtain more votes for prom queen, but most people are voting for Connie; Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom.

When both of his best friends acquire dates, Bud begins to desperately and frantically search for a girl who would be willing to go on a date with him.

Steve and Marcy finally convince Peg to purchase a computer for her family, but there is one problem--no one finds the computer to be useful.

Al is surprised when he runs into his old flame and Bud and Kelly search for love when the Bundy family takes a vacation to the beach.

When a peeper in the neighborhood spies on every woman but Peg, she becomes jealous; Al convinces Bud to help Kelly with her school work.

Al gets excited when he sees Peggy preparing for the yearly barbecue, but it turns out worse than he thought when Marcy's dead aunt makes an appearance.

Peggy ends up in a battle of the wills with a Chicago health guru after she wins a free week of training with him, but her way of living seems to win out.

Kelly and Bud scheme to go to a concert by swindling Peg's friends out of money in a poker match; Bud talks his dad into chaperoning an all-kids camping trip.

When Al agrees to go to Marcy's dentist, it becomes obviously apparent that the dentist is involved in a relationship with his assistant.

When Peg overhears a woman at the beauty shop bragging about the benefits of her relationship with a married man, she believes that the man in question is Al.

Vint and Naomi want a baby of their own after visiting a friend who has a newborn, but Mama tries to prevent this and arranges to have the two of them babysit.

Naomi has the chance to be promoted to assistant manager of Food Circus, but the store manager informs her that she will only get the job by sleeping with him.

Bubba videotapes the Harper family for a school project, but the final result is not what anyone anticipated after a malfunction with the camera causes havoc.

Mama finds an expensive diamond bracelet and assumes it is a birthday present from Vint, but the bracelet is actually a gift for someone else.

Mama uses an ATM to make a deposit at the bank, but when the machine malfunctions and gives her $800, Mama must decide whether or not to keep the money.

The family tries to convince Mama to sell an old brooch that belonged to her mother, but Mama is unnerved when her late mother begins to haunt her.

Jack decides to sleep at the small, abandoned apartment over the restaurant, where he walks in on Mr. Angelino with his mistress.

In order to improve his chances with the ladies, Jack buys a fake mustache, but his plan backfires when Terri ends up falling for him.

An old Navy buddy of Jack's comes into town with the hopes that he can weasel his way into Jack's business by using his Navy desertion as leverage.

The girls invent a fake contest for Jack to "win," thinking that he needs rent money; however, they are upset when he doesn't spend it like they had planned.

Jack is upset when his girlfriend tells him that she wants to have his baby but does not want to marry him, and Terri and Janet encourage him to do it.

Larry and Jack invite the girls for a weekend getaway to find out which one wants to have an affair with Jack after they find a completed magazine quiz.

Mr. Furley finally gets around to replacing the couch, but Jack and Terri have hidden money there that got from a faulty transaction at the ATM.

Jack must find a way to get back an angry letter he sent out to a food critic when he thought that he was going to give the restaurant a bad review.

Janet assumes the worst and becomes suspicious when Jack's new girlfriend, who is actually a sex therapist, refuses to talk about her line of work.

Jack asks his friend, Larry, to stand in for him after he realizes that he has made the mistake of planning two dates for the same night.

Jack wins $10,000 in the Lander's bake-off contest; however, he learns that the contest is only open to women, so he must prepare his recipe in drag.

Jack is not pleased when his meddling father comes to town; however, his outlook changes when he learns that his father has happened upon tough times.

In order to fend off Terri's lascivious boss Terri and Jack pose as husband and wife after they invite him and his wife over for dinner.

Jack enlists Larry and his roommates' to help him win back the money he gambled with and lost at a charity casino event attends with a socialite.

Both Janet and Terri are smitten with their new British neighbor; however, Jack and Mr. Furley come to the conclusion that he is a jewel thief.

When Janet beings working as an aerobics instructor her new boss takes a liking to Jack; however, she expects Jack to be her constant companion.

Jack's high school crush moves into town, and he is thrilled to be reunited with her until he discovers she is seeking marital advice from him.

Mr. Furley and Jack encounter a burglar at Mr. Angelino's restaurant while he is gone on vacation, and the criminal locks them in the freezer.