Al must find a way to make money for an audit after Peg lies on the taxes, and when a couple offers to pay for Peg's hair, he must persuade her to sell it.
Al and the kids race to Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy in a financial jam, but there's hope: Al can win $10,000 in a three-minute bout with a female wrestler.
Al is asked to speak at his alma mater's homecoming dance, where Kelly juggles two dates and Bud concocts a devious plot to get revenge on a former crush.
When Al is the judge of a beauty contest at the shoe store, he begins having nightmares about feet; Kelly makes Bud and Marcy think they slept together.
Kelly grows tired of Al's habitual attacks on her boyfriends and decides to abandon the Bundy household for greener pastures, which causes a change in Peg.
When Marcy spends the weekend at a banking convention, she has one drink too many and wakes up the next morning to discover she has married a stranger.
Upon completing classes at a school for decorating, Peg makes Al's bathroom sanctuary her first project and proceeds to drench the entire room in pink paint.
Mama, Naomi and Iola have a chili cook-off to see which of them has the best recipe to be placed in the church cookbook, and Vint is chosen to be the judge.
Naomi phones a local talk show to seek professional advice after experiencing problems in the bedroom, much to the shock and embarrassment of Mama and Vint.
Chrissy shares her winnings with Jack and Janet after a successful day at the horse track, but the roommates soon clash over how best to spend the money.
When Janet and Jack discover that Chrissy is being sought after by a clumsy nerd, they have Larry pose as her boyfriend in an effort to get rid of him.
Chrissy receives an invitation to work with an old high-school friend, but problems arise when Jack discovers that the woman works as a high-priced call girl.
Jack pretends to be a professional skier in order to impress a beautiful ski enthusiast, but problems arise when he is invited to ski a dangerous slope.
Jack is ashamed to tell his friends that he a busboy at a prestigious restaurant rather than a chef, but problems arise when they show up for a meal one night.
With Chrissy's stay in Fresno leaving Jack and Janet short on the rent for the month, they attempt to fill the open position with their own replacements.
Cindy loses her job after her boss discovers her working on a favor for Jack on company time, so Jack talks to her boss and attempts to get her job back.
Jack sets Janet up on a date with his girlfriend's widowed father to win his approval of their relationship, but doesn't realize how old the man actually is.
When Janet's parents stop in for a visit, they assume that she and Jack are married and Janet must pretend that they really are to avoid any questions.