When a woman who has posed for a men's magazine enters the store, Al goes to check his Playboy collection for her issue only to find that Peg has sold them.
Al's hopes of driving around town in a shiny, new automobile are instantly dashed when he discovers his stash has been depleted by Peg's incessant spending.
Al must find a way to make money for an audit after Peg lies on the taxes, and when a couple offers to pay for Peg's hair, he must persuade her to sell it.
Al and the kids race to Las Vegas to find Peg and Marcy in a financial jam, but there's hope: Al can win $10,000 in a three-minute bout with a female wrestler.
Al is asked to speak at his alma mater's homecoming dance, where Kelly juggles two dates and Bud concocts a devious plot to get revenge on a former crush.
When Al is the judge of a beauty contest at the shoe store, he begins having nightmares about feet; Kelly makes Bud and Marcy think they slept together.
Upon completing classes at a school for decorating, Peg makes Al's bathroom sanctuary her first project and proceeds to drench the entire room in pink paint.
Mama is convinced Bubba is doing more than studying with a female classmate after finding incriminating evidence in his bedroom and devises a plan to catch him.
Mama is determined to save her home from being demolished after the city selects her street as the location of the new city dump, but no one else supports Mama.
While the family tries to find a home for a stray dog that is being kept hidden away from Mama in the garage, she thinks the family is trying to rid of her.
The contestants must produce a pre-flight safety video for the first airline run by drag queens; guest judges are Olivia Newton-John and Jordin Sparks.
The contestants are challenged to put twists on two Shakespeare classics; guest judges are actress Kat Dennings and musician and television presenter Mel B.