TV Guide E! Monday

Fed-up Charlie reaches his breaking point during a double-date as penny-pinching Alan continues mooching; Jake is left at home by himself for the first time.

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend butts heads with Berta; Alan tries to sell the condo that he bought for he and Kandi, but she seduces him to change his mind.

Charlie is confident in his plans to get laid on Christmas Eve, but his friends and family play spoilers by loitering at the house, hijacking his attempt.

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, but is unexpectedly joyous about the ordeal; Alan is already contemplating an exit-strategy.

A singer and her overworked personal assistant get presented with a choice that has the power to change the course of their careers forever.

Kim deals with a surgical procedure on her eyes just before they attend a Pussycat Dolls performance; Bruce has his first colonoscopy.

After yet another confrontation with her mom, Kourtney becomes even more frustrated with Kris; Kendall and Kylie begin internships at Seventeen Magazine.

The daughters juggle supporting Caitlyn and Kris's feelings; Kourtney deals with Scott moving out; Kim persuades Khloe to do a sexy phototshoot.

Kourtney attempts to define her relationship with Scott; Khloe realizes how much she does for her sisters; Kris prepares for Kim and Kanye to move back in.

Kylie is graduating from high school and Kris decides to throw a lavish party; Kim's pregnancy craving causes her to travel halfway around the world.

Kylie's 18th birthday presents the perfect opportunity for Kris to be introduced to Caitlyn for the very first time; Kim takes over Kris's home.

Upon deciding that it's in her best interest to move forward with her divorce, Khloe seeks comfort in Mexico City with the Black Jaguar White Tiger foundation.

The Kardashians travel to St. Bart's, but drama has a way of catching up with them; Kendall is annoyed when Kylie invites Tyga to join them.

When Jake shares that he heard Judith and Herb making love, Alan must navigate through a difficult conversation, while Charlie's repressed memories awaken.

Charlie sets Alan up with their sultry new neighbor, as they are quite similar; however when he discovers an intimate secret of hers, he wants her for himself.

Rose announces that she is moving to London, and Charlie must face his feelings; Alan adds fluff to his Internet dating profile, attracting an onlooker.

Although Charlie ignores his ideas, Alan thinks that his brother may be too old to keep up with his new 24-year-old girlfriend named Robin.

Troubled by a lack of turnout at a friend's funeral, Evelyn shares her concern with her sons; Charlie and Alan tell her she can probably expect the same.

Alan begins to think that he doesn't have much time left for father-son bonding with Jake after he begins to cover his walls with risqué posters.

The upcoming wedding between Judith and Herb is drawing near, and Charlie becomes close friends with Herb's acid-tongued sister, Myra.

Alan is elated that Judith is remarrying; Charlie continues to date Herb's sister, to the chagrin of Alan who fears the relationship will disrupt the wedding.

When Alan befriends a homosexual man named Greg, he and Charlie begin to wonder about their own sexuality; meanwhile, Jake falls for Greg's daughter.

Alan goes to the DMV and gets conned by an attractive woman; Charlie neglects his responsibility to help Jake with school work by taking him to the race track.

Charlie hires a handyman, but regrets his decision when the striking young man begins attracting the attention of jealous Charlie's female guests.

Alan and Charlie confront their "daddy issues" when their mom's new boyfriend Teddy flies them to Las Vegas on his own personal jet.

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his very first day of junior high, but their help may take the experience from exciting to traumatizing.

Charlie is surprised when he enjoys conversation on an evening with Evelyn; Alan begins sleeping with a woman who has an unfortunate post-love-making reaction.

Charlie humors Alan by agreeing to go on a blind-date with a more age-appropriate woman; surprised by how smart and sexy she is, he fervently pursues her.

Charlie and Linda's relationship is becoming more serious until he begins seeing his former stalker, Rose, everywhere; he goes to see Dr. Freeman for advice.

Desperately worried about finances due to Charlie's lack of jingle-selling success, Alan foolishly enrolls in a clinical trial to earn some extra money.

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him while the two of them are in public; Jake sneaks out of the house against his father's wishes.

Alan comes home with an ostentatiously distracting vase, causing Charlie to object to its presence in the house; Alan and Jake move in with a reluctant Evelyn.

Charlie finds fame as a wholesome children's singer, but his successful new career is directly impacting Alan in a negative fashion.

As everyone gets ready for changes and additions being made to the family, Charlie tries his hardest to resist his beautiful soon-to-be step sister.

Alan gets very upset when he learns that Charlie stole his former high school girlfriend and soon sets his sights on revenge against his brother.

Alan is thinking about breaking up with his girlfriend but he is unsure how to go about doing it, so Charlie lends him some advice on ending relationships.

After returning home from her trip to England, a concerned Rose notices that Charlie is extremely sick, so she makes it her mission to nurse him back to health.

With their paradise vacation drawing to a close, Kendall and Kylie sort out their hurt feelings; Kim and Khloe remind Kourtney how amazing she looks.

The sisters head to New York for the launch of their new apps, but Kourtney is displeased that hers is not finished; Kim reminds Kylie to be professional.

Kris decides to be preemptive and requests that the girls take a genetic test to learn about their risks for cancer, but not everyone is interested.

When the girls begin to bicker more than usual, Kris requests that the family become involved in Communication Therapy; Kylie celebrates her new home.

When the call center is attacked and everybody inside is taken hostage, Maddie begins to worry about the lives of her and her fellow co-workers.

Eddie embarks on a mission to rescue himself from his own past while he tries to save a boy who has become stuck inside a well.