E! TV Guide — Today's TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full E! TV guide for today. 20 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:30 3h 30m

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Adventure, Fantasy Film ★ 7.7

A wizard and his friends stumble upon a peculiar manuscript that belongs to the "Half-Blood Prince" and may reveal the early days of his powerful enemy.

★ Cast & Info

04:00 3h

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Adventure, Fantasy, Mystery Film ★ 7.7

With a tyrannical new teacher seizing control of Hogwarts and suppressing news of an enemy's return, Harry Potter secretly teaches his friends defensive spells.

★ Cast & Info

Morning

07:00 3h 30m

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Adventure, Fantasy Film ★ 7.7

A wizard and his friends stumble upon a peculiar manuscript that belongs to the "Half-Blood Prince" and may reveal the early days of his powerful enemy.

★ Cast & Info

10:30 3h

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

Adventure, Fantasy Film ★ 7.8

The Dark Lord's war spreads across the world, and Harry, Hermione and Ron search for the pieces of his soul, which must be destroyed to stop the immortal enemy.

★ Cast & Info

Daytime

13:30 3h

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Fantasy, Adventure Film ★ 8.1

As Harry, Ron and Hermione continue their search for the three remaining Horcruxes that make Lord Voldemort immortal, the Dark Lord plans an attack on Hogwarts.

★ Cast & Info

16:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E1 · Back Off, Mary Poppins Comedy

Back Off, Mary Poppins

Charlie throws a party at the beach house for a close-knit group of friends who are part of an exclusive men's club, but refuses to invite pleading Alan.

17:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E2 · Enjoy Those Garlic Balls Comedy ▶ Now

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Alan reconsiders his position on Judith's new relationship with Jake's pediatrician after Charlie points out it could eventually lead to a financial windfall.

17:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E3 · A Bag Full of Jawea Comedy

A Bag Full of Jawea

Jake is in danger of suspension after he flips off his teacher, so suave Charlie decides to go out with her in an attempt to shield Jake from trouble.

Tonight's Highlights

18:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E4 · Go Get Mommy's Bra Comedy

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Charlie reluctantly allows Evelyn to borrow his car only to get it back and find a bra in the backseat; Judith's new boyfriend makes Alan feel inadequate.

18:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E5 · Bad News from the Clinic? Comedy

Bad News from the Clinic?

Rose explains to Charlie that his new self-assured girlfriend Sherry is shockingly similar to him; Jake and Alan butt-heads over Jake doing his homework.

19:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E6 · The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance Comedy

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Alan becomes enraged when he realizes that the main reason for his life long poor self-esteem is the result of a dirty trick Charlie played on him as a child.

19:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E7 · A Kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana Comedy

A Kosher Slaughterhouse out in Fontana

Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to throw Evelyn a party; Berta convinces the brothers to hire her sister for the catering, and sibling rivalry ensues.

20:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E8 · Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers Comedy

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Alan gets a chance to temporarily sample his brother's wanton lifestyle after luckily meeting a sexually-uninhibited woman at the local grocery store.

20:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E9 · Yes, Monsignor Comedy

Yes, Monsignor

Charlie becomes ecstatic when he coincidentally runs into his dream girl and realizes that her marriage has fallen apart, allowing him to pursue her.

21:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E10 · The Salmon Under My Sweater Comedy

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Charlie asks for help in writing a cartoon theme song based on Jake's favorite comic book; Rose's depth and intellect take Alan by surprise.

21:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E11 · Last Chance to See Those Tattoos Comedy

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Charlie is horrified to discover many of his former flames have banded together to create a website that is purely committed to revealing his faults.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E12 · A Lungful of Alan Comedy

A Lungful of Alan

A female friend from Alan's high school days arrives in town and does her best to force the two brothers to compete for her affections.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E13 · Zejdz Amoich Wlosow Comedy

Zejdz Amoich Wlosow

After an earthquake damages her house, Judith temporarily moves in with the guys; Alan pretends not to be disturbed when Judith begins going out on dates.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E14 · Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts Comedy

Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts

Condescending Evelyn belittles Jake and insults Alan's parenting after Jake receives a good grade in school, so the guys ban her from the house in retaliation.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S2 · E15 · Smell the Umbrella Stand Comedy

Smell the Umbrella Stand

When Alan begins stressing about his upcoming colonoscopy, Charlie considerately offers to take the gang on a trip to Las Vegas as a diversion.

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