E! TV Guide — Monday, 21 September 2026

Browse the full E! TV guide for Monday, 21 September 2026. 23 programmes listed , including 6 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

1. 01:00 2h

   50 First Dates

   Comedy, Romance Film ★ 6.9

   

   A veterinarian in Hawaii avoids romantic commitment until he falls for a girl with short-term memory loss who can never remember him the next day.

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2. 03:00 2h

   All My Life

   Drama Film

   A couple planning their dream wedding is faced with tragedy when the groom is diagnosed with terminal liver cancer and told he won't make it to the wedding.

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3. 05:00 2h

   Ms. Match

   Drama Film

   A woman moves to Los Angeles to pursue her writing career, and she begins working for a dating company and using an alias to go on dates.

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Morning

1. 07:00 2h 30m

   Marry Me

   Drama Film

   After a heartbreak, a pop star impulsively marries a stranger from the audience while live on stage, but their union ends up turning into something more.

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2. 09:30 2h 30m

   How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

   Comedy, Romance Film ★ 6.9

   

   An advertising executive and an aspiring journalist unknowingly become the objects of each other's contradictory, career-making wagers.

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Daytime

1. 12:00 30m

   Cocktail Wars

   S1 · E3 · The Perfect Pour Sports

   The Perfect Pour

   Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges. Lance and Joey bring along actor, producer and writer Seth Green.

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2. 12:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E1 · 818-JKLPUZO Comedy

   818-JKLPUZO

   Charlie helps his ex-fiancé with her music career, and wonders if he's with the right girl; Alan presses wary Charlie to allow Melissa to move in.

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3. 13:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E2 · Whipped Unto the Third Generation Comedy

   Whipped Unto the Third Generation

   Charlie's fiancée Chelsea convinces him to allow Melissa, Alan's girlfriend, to move in, and shortly after the girls take over the house.

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4. 13:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E3 · Mmm, Fish. Yum Comedy

   Mmm, Fish. Yum

   Alan is forced into taking care of Judith's baby when his ex-mother-in-law becomes tipsy; Jake blackmails Charlie after he accidentally runs over Chelsea's cat.

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5. 14:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E4 · Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator Comedy

   Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

   Alan takes a job working for Evelyn so that he can eventually move out of Charlie's place; Charlie attempts to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.

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6. 14:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E5 · For the Sake of the Child Comedy

   For the Sake of the Child

   Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan after the two of them embarrass him in public by bickering at an ice cream parlor.

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7. 15:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E6 · Give Me Your Thumb Comedy

   Give Me Your Thumb

   Alan suggests that Chelsea should get breast reduction surgery, and Charlie responds by kicking him out of the house; Evelyn allows Alan to move in with her.

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8. 15:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E7 · Untainted by Filth Comedy

   Untainted by Filth

   After Charlie and Chelsea set their wedding date, he and Alan go out, only to awaken perplexed as the two of them are in the same bed with a strange woman.

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9. 16:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E8 · Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. Comedy

   Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

   Chelsea invites her gorgeous college roommate to stay at Charlie's after she undergoes a rough breakup, resulting in Charlie secretly hoping for a threesome.

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10. 16:30 30m

    Two and a Half Men

    S7 · E9 · Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair Comedy

    Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Charlie is crushed upon learning that he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan tries to cure his thinning hair using cheap products.

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11. 17:00 30m

    Two and a Half Men

    S7 · E10 · That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room' Comedy

    That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'

    When Charlie introduces the thought of a pre-nuptial agreement, he is shocked to discover that Chelsea may have just as much need for one as he does.

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12. 17:30 30m

    Two and a Half Men

    S7 · E11 · Warning, It's Dirty Comedy

    Warning, It's Dirty

    When Jake's girlfriend goes out of town for the holidays, Charlie encourages him to hook up with an attractive girl he met at the beach, but Alan disagrees.

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Evening

1. 18:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E12 · Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste Comedy

   Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

   Jake attempts to woo his ex-girlfriend by writing her a love song; Alan and Herb try to keep their friendship hidden from Judith, knowing she wouldn't approve.

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2. 18:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E13 · Yay, No Polyps! Comedy

   Yay, No Polyps!

   Charlie goes through a colonoscopy to avoid seeing Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his home when he returns from the doctor's office.

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3. 19:00 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E14 · Crude and Uncalled For Comedy

   Crude and Uncalled For

   Alan ends up in jail after being involved in a bar fight, and Charlie becomes worried that Chelsea might be interested in the lawyer who takes the case.

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4. 19:30 30m

   Two and a Half Men

   S7 · E15 · Aye, Aye, Captain Douche Comedy

   Aye, Aye, Captain Douche

   Charlie's jealousy of Brad begins to agitate Chelsea to the point of threatening their relationship, so Charlie approaches Alan for advice on what to do.

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5. 20:00 2h 30m

   How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

   Comedy, Romance Film ★ 6.9

   

   An advertising executive and an aspiring journalist unknowingly become the objects of each other's contradictory, career-making wagers.

   ★ Cast & Info ▾ More info
6. 22:30 2h 30m

   How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

   Comedy, Romance Film ★ 6.9

   

   An advertising executive and an aspiring journalist unknowingly become the objects of each other's contradictory, career-making wagers.

   ★ Cast & Info ▾ More info