E! TV Guide — Monday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full E! TV guide for Monday, 31 August 2026. 37 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

01:30 30m

Cocktail Wars

S1 · E3 · The Perfect Pour Sports

The Perfect Pour

Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges. Lance and Joey bring along actor, producer and writer Seth Green.

02:00 30m

Cocktail Wars

S1 · E2 · A Jersey Vacation Sports

A Jersey Vacation

Melissa Gorga delivers sweet critiques as the mixologists explore the many cocktails of vacation, starting with the Espresso Martini.

02:30 30m

Cocktail Wars

S1 · E1 · A Hot and Cold War Sports

A Hot and Cold War

The hosts and mixology expert Melissa Brooke challenge the mixologists to battle extreme temperature shifts in an episode pitting hot versus cold.

03:00 1h

Keeping up with the Kardashians

S4 · E1 · Scott on the Rocks True

Scott on the Rocks

Kourtney and Scott struggle with her family's extreme dislike for her decision to rekindle their romance, even after learning she's pregnant with his child.

04:00 30m

Keeping up with the Kardashians

S5 · E1 · Kim's House Party True

Kim's House Party

When Kim finally moves into her new mansion, Kris demands that she throw a house party, but when she does, it goes wild and gets out of control.

04:30 30m

Keeping up with the Kardashians

S6 · E8 · What Happens in Vegas True

What Happens in Vegas

Kourtney begins to worry that Scott's past behavior will return if he travels to Las Vegas for an appearance; Kris tries to spend time with Kylie and Kendall.

05:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S12 · E6 · The Kardashian Curse True

The Kardashian Curse

Khloe goes to Napa with Kourtney and Kris, where her decision to go forward with the divorce is tough; Scott wants to rid himself of the "Kardashian Curse."

Morning

06:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S14 · E2 · Milfs Gone Wild True

Milfs Gone Wild

Scott becomes jealous when Kourtney goes on a girls trip to Mexico for her birthday; Kim feels violated when unflattering photos of her in Mexico surface.

07:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S14 · E3 · Cheers to That! True

Cheers to That!

Kim struggles to regain her confidence after the Mexico incident; Khloé is hurt when Kris is too busy for her; Kourtney keeps her dating life a secret.

08:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S15 · E14 · Vegas, Baby! True

Vegas, Baby!

Kim and Tristian face unresolved tension over his infidelity; Kourtney travels to D.C. to speak in front of Congress, and Kim takes her girlfriends to Vegas.

09:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S17 · E3 · Cruel and Unusual Punishment True

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Kourtney and Scott seek parenting advice from the family, but some unwelcome input from Corey results in an argument; Khloe plans a trip to check in with Kylie.

10:00 1h

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

S18 · E5 · Surprise, Surprise True

Surprise, Surprise

Khloe and Kim plan a big birthday surprise to celebrate Corey; Khloe contemplates whether she should freeze her eggs; Kim attempts to save a man on death row.

11:00 1h

Keeping up with the Kardashians

S7 · E11 · Affairs of the Everhart True

Affairs of the Everhart

After Bruce begins to spend time with a beautiful new golf buddy, Kris wonders if she should call up an old friend of her own; Rob and Khloe feud.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Cocktail Wars

S1 · E3 · The Perfect Pour Sports

The Perfect Pour

Melissa Brooke, takes us back to the basics with a series of challenges. Lance and Joey bring along actor, producer and writer Seth Green.

12:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E3 · The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Comedy

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

After crashing while attempting to impress a new girl by surfing, Charlie shares that he's seen a vision of his late father, who made a horrific request of him.

13:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E4 · A Pot Smoking Monkey Comedy

A Pot Smoking Monkey

Alan hires Judith's former lawyer when he becomes engulfed in a custody battle over his and Kandi's dog; Jake is reluctant to heed Charlie's dating advice.

13:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E5 · A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Comedy

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

Alan is elated when Judith is to remarry, as it would signal the end of his alimony payments; Jake can't stand his future step-father, causing problems for all.

14:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E6 · Apologies for the Frivolity Comedy

Apologies for the Frivolity

Charlie seems to be the only one in the dark when he starts dating a young, attractive real-estate agent who is eerily similar to his mother.

14:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E7 · Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Comedy

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

Charlie helps Berta confront the married man that impregnated her daughter, Naomi; Alan reveals that he has an unnatural fetish for pregnant women.

15:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E8 · Release the Dogs Comedy

Release the Dogs

Charlie pursues the mother of Jake's girlfriend, upsetting his nephew; Alan suffers from a bout of insomnia and attempts to combat it, failing miserably.

15:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E9 · Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Comedy

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

Fed-up Charlie reaches his breaking point during a double-date as penny-pinching Alan continues mooching; Jake is left at home by himself for the first time.

16:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E10 · Kissing Abraham Lincoln Comedy

Kissing Abraham Lincoln

Charlie's new live-in girlfriend butts heads with Berta; Alan tries to sell the condo that he bought for he and Kandi, but she seduces him to change his mind.

16:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E11 · Walnuts and Demerol Comedy

Walnuts and Demerol

Charlie is confident in his plans to get laid on Christmas Eve, but his friends and family play spoilers by loitering at the house, hijacking his attempt.

17:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E12 · Castrating Sheep in Montana Comedy

Castrating Sheep in Montana

Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter, but is unexpectedly joyous about the ordeal; Alan is already contemplating an exit-strategy.

17:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E13 · Don't Worry, Speed Racer Comedy

Don't Worry, Speed Racer

When Jake shares that he heard Judith and Herb making love, Alan must navigate through a difficult conversation, while Charlie's repressed memories awaken.

Evening

18:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E14 · That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Comedy

That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

Charlie sets Alan up with their sultry new neighbor, as they are quite similar; however when he discovers an intimate secret of hers, he wants her for himself.

18:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E15 · My Damn Stalker Comedy

My Damn Stalker

Rose announces that she is moving to London, and Charlie must face his feelings; Alan adds fluff to his Internet dating profile, attracting an onlooker.

19:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E16 · Young People Have Phlegm Too Comedy

Young People Have Phlegm Too

Although Charlie ignores his ideas, Alan thinks that his brother may be too old to keep up with his new 24-year-old girlfriend named Robin.

19:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E17 · I Merely Slept with a Commie Comedy

I Merely Slept with a Commie

Troubled by a lack of turnout at a friend's funeral, Evelyn shares her concern with her sons; Charlie and Alan tell her she can probably expect the same.

20:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E18 · It Never Rains in Hooterville (Rah-Rah-Sis-Boom-Dead) Comedy

It Never Rains in Hooterville (Rah-Rah-Sis-Boom-Dead)

Alan begins to think that he doesn't have much time left for father-son bonding with Jake after he begins to cover his walls with risqué posters.

20:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E19 · Smooth as a Ken Doll Comedy

Smooth as a Ken Doll

The upcoming wedding between Judith and Herb is drawing near, and Charlie becomes close friends with Herb's acid-tongued sister, Myra.

21:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E20 · Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot Comedy

Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee A Lot

Alan is elated that Judith is remarrying; Charlie continues to date Herb's sister, to the chagrin of Alan who fears the relationship will disrupt the wedding.

21:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E21 · Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous Comedy

Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

When Alan befriends a homosexual man named Greg, he and Charlie begin to wonder about their own sexuality; meanwhile, Jake falls for Greg's daughter.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E22 · Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Comedy

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

Alan goes to the DMV and gets conned by an attractive woman; Charlie neglects his responsibility to help Jake with school work by taking him to the race track.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E23 · Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Comedy

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'

Charlie hires a handyman, but regrets his decision when the striking young man begins attracting the attention of jealous Charlie's female guests.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S4 · E24 · Prostitutes and Gelato Comedy

Prostitutes and Gelato

Alan and Charlie confront their "daddy issues" when their mom's new boyfriend Teddy flies them to Las Vegas on his own personal jet.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S5 · E1 · Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Comedy

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his very first day of junior high, but their help may take the experience from exciting to traumatizing.

Early Morning

Morning

Daytime

Evening

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