TV Guide tbs Monday

Tired of dealing with bosses that are terrible at what they do, three good friends devise a way to forever rid themselves of their horrible employers.

A group of friends playing a 30-year game of tag must join forces to take down the game's only undefeated player during the weekend of his wedding.

Two friends aspiring to be club promoters get fired from their house cleaning jobs and they decide to throw a massive bash at their latest cleaning site.

Laura becomes a nominee for homecoming queen, and Steve puts his feelings for her aside to help a popular classmate become her escort for the event.

Carl receives the news that he has high blood pressure; Steve wants to learn to drive in order to impress Laura, so he asks Carl to give him lessons.

Steve confronts Laura when he discovers that Ted has bragged to his friends that he and Laura have become intimate; Laura attempts to curb a rumor about her.

Sheldon performs an experiment on Missy; Georgie attends Mary's bible study with the intention of getting closer to his crush, Veronica.

Sheldon is a less-than-stellar patient when he is forced to spend multiple days in the hospital; Missy learns what life could be like without her twin.

Sheldon begins plans to construct a nuclear reactor; trouble stirs during a university cocktail party when Dr. Sturgis' colleague tries to woo Meemaw.

Sheldon uses his newfound connection with the school bully to target Georgie; Missy absconds with Meemaw's makeup for picture day.

Sheldon and Dr. Sturgis get into their first fight when one of Sheldon's test answers is marked wrong; Mary assumes the responsibilities of Pastor Jeff.

Sheldon causes chaos when he decides to boycott his favorite company that makes bread; Georgie offers to console Veronica after her boyfriend dumps her.

Rachel's college friend can't remember a scandalous kiss from the past; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo.

With four weeks left before the wedding, Chandler and Monica turn to memories of the past to aid them in writing their wedding vows.

Ross and Rachel hit the freeway together when Monica's Porsche shows up again; Chandler and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad.

Chandler is up to his old antics during the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; Joey deals with a prodigious actor's spitting problem on set.

Ross desperately searches for Chandler after he goes missing; the girls are shocked when a positive pregnancy test turns out to be Rachel's.

The gang learns that Rachel is pregnant; Joey tries to impress a Broadway director who's dating Chandler's mom; Chandler's shoes make it hard for him to dance.

Joey finds a sweater from a one-night stand that Rachel had a month ago and deduces that it belongs to the father; Joey proposes to both Phoebe and Rachel.

Rachel tells Ross that he is the father of her baby; Monica and Chandler become jealous of another honeymooning couple who get bumped to first class.

Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their latest tryst, so they go to Ross's video to prove who came on to who; Monica and Chandler talk about honeymoon.

Joey sets Rachel up on a date with one of his co-stars, which doesn't sit well with Ross; Ross discovers that a coworker of Chandler's has been calling him Toby

Monica and Chandler decide to throw a Halloween party; Phoebe runs into Ursula and her fiancée, who knows nothing about the "real" Ursula.

Chandler hires a maid, whom Monica suspects is stealing her clothing; Eric has trouble forgetting Ursula when he breaks up with her to date Phoebe.

Amy discovers that Sheldon has requested a one-way trip to colonize Mars; Leonard surprises Penny with an "adult" item; Raj prowls around Emily's apartment.

An article about Sheldon and Leonard's joint research paper fails to recognize Leonard; a power outage at Mrs. Wolowitz's house results in a final dinner.

Leonard and Sheldon attempt to creep on to George Lucas' Skywalker Ranch; Bernadette and Howard settle a dispute with a game of ping pong.

Sheldon and Amy construct a fort and have their first sleepover; meanwhile, Howard receives a visit from an unexpected guest who claims to be his half-brother.

Raj must deliver a message on behalf of NASA that will announce the potential future discovery of alien life forms; Penny considers returning to acting.

Leonard gives a speech to the students graduating from his old high school; Wolowitz doubts his abilities when he and Sheldon fail to fly a remote helicopter.

As Sheldon and Leonard prepare to accept an award for their paper, they receive a visit from both their mothers; Bernadette wants help keeping the house clean.

Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to set a date for their wedding ceremony, all while coming to terms with some major relationship changes with Amy.

Amy takes some time away from Sheldon to collect her thoughts; Leonard and Penny's wedding plans are uncertain as Penny comes to terms with his infidelity.

Leonard speaks with the woman he kissed; Sheldon tries to hurt Amy with "Fun with Flags"; Bernadette is guilt-ridden about lying to Penny.

The guys take Leonard to Mexico for an overdue bachelor party weekend; the girls urge Penny to admit to her family that she eloped with Leonard.

Sheldon finds his living arrangements will be undergoing a major change; Howard and Raj form a group to play music at the Comic Book Store.

The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke; Amy and Sheldon consider seeing other people; Stuart needs to bring in more females to the store.

When the nation faces a helium shortage, Sheldon and Leonard turn to the black market to obtain the supplies they need to complete an experiment.

Sheldon is interviewed for a film concerning Spock from "Star Trek"; Wolowitz disagrees with Bernadette over making renovations to the home he grew up in.

Penny and Bernadette attempt to secretly spy on Amy's formal date; Sheldon enlists the help of Howard and Raj to find him a new girlfriend.

Phil builds a habitat for the duck eggs and convinces Lily to help him hatch them; Claire is anxious about telling Jay and his team about her ideas for closets.

Claire wants to make sure that Haley and Alex have fun on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day"; Phil helps Luke and Manny's class with community service day.

Luke is arrested for driving without his license; Claire and Phil catch Alex trying to sneak out of the house to go to a liquor store.

While eating Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's house, everyone decides on their own to sneak into the house that Phil is selling; surprise family trip.

Gloria wins a family seminar with the author of "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer," Debra Radcliffe, who encourages people to get rid of their emotional junk.

Gloria wants to celebrate a white Christmas with her family, so she rents a cabin in the mountains, but nothing goes according to her plan.

Claire and Phil go out to dinner with a couple they met while on vacation and they attempt to make the other couple pick up the tab.

Claire and the children are of tired the ducks being in the house, so they try to get rid of them while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Lily has a sleepover.

Roger and Steve run away to New York City to try and make their fortunes, and the family they leave behind assumes them to be dead.

The Ghost of Christmas Past tries to revive Stan's holiday spririts, but he seizes the opportunity as a chance to change the outcome of the Vietnam War.