TV Guide tbs Monday

A boy who has doubts about Santa Claus's existence is invited to take a journey by train to the North Pole for an experience of a lifetime.

When aliens mistake broadcasts of classic arcade games as a declaration of war and attack using tactics from the games, a 1980s video game champ is called upon.

Laura questions her future with Curtis now that Stefan promises to stay around; Carl and Steve get lost as they are looking for a Christmas tree.

While in college, Laura considers signing up with a sorority, but she has second thoughts after discovering that the group regularly harasses Steve.

Mandy takes Georgie out for a surprise spa trip; Sheldon preps for his summer in Germany.

Sheldon and Mary leave for Germany as the rest of the family faces a tornado.

In Germany, Sheldon and Mary get news about the tornado back home; the Cooper house is thrown into disarray until Missy steps up to take command.

Sheldon realizes with dismay that he's the weakest student in his new class; Meemaw looks for ways to expand her gambling business.

Sheldon goes behind Mary's back to explore Germany on his own; Missy tries to pull one over on George Sr.; Meemaw and Dale work out their new arrangements.

Mary surprises George; Sheldon realizes his dorm is already occupied.

Ross and Rachel consummate their new relationship in the display area of the museum; Monica begins dating a handsome older doctor.

After having a fight with Chandler, Joey decides to move out; Rachel and Phoebe decide to get tattoos; Monica's father disapproves of her dating Richard.

Phoebe is discovered by a record producer who wants to make "Smelly Cat" a video; Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate.

Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft; much to Chandler's horror, Phoebe helps Chandler bond with his new roommate.

Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out; a new book on female empowerment inspires the ladies to have a "goddess meeting."

Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends; Monica becomes jealous when Richard begins going out with Joey and Chandler.

Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop; Monica is forced to get a job at a 50's theme restaurant after losing her cash in the stock market.

The gang plans a surprise party for Rachel, but even they show surprise when they discover that both of her estranged parents have shown up.

Phoebe catches chicken pox just as her old flame arrives in town on leave from the Navy; Joey gets a job at Chandler's office but decides to play it as a role.

Rachel agrees to be maid of honor at her ex-fiancé's wedding; to get a role in Warren Beatty's new movie, Joey needs to practice kissing other guys.

Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character; Chandler wants Joey and Janice to bond, so they spend the day together.

Ross is in a hurry to get everyone dressed for an important banquet at the museum but no one is co-operating; Ross offers to drink a glass of fat.

Knowing how Sheldon acts when feeling under the weather, Leonard and the guys get away as soon as possible, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

Sheldon becomes extremely jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard devise a plan to spoil the boy genius' research.

The guys decide to participate in the school Physics Bowl for fun, but Sheldon's overly competitive attitude gets him kicked out of the group.

When Sheldon's twin sister Missy visits, Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali become infatuated with her, and Leonard comes up with plan to eliminate the others.

Penny tries to plan a surprise birthday party for a reluctant Leonard, but she gets sidetracked when Sheldon tries to live his fantasy in an electronics store.

Leonard finally works up the courage to ask Penny out on a date, and they both end up turning to Sheldon for romantic advice after she says yes.

After the revelation of an embarrassing secret ruins her first date with Leonard, Penny discovers an unwilling confidant in Sheldon.

Sheldon introduces Penny to the world of online video gaming, but he soon realizes his mistake when she gets addicted and constantly pesters him for advice.

Raj gains notoriety from a magazine article, but the newfound celebrity leads him to distance himself from the guys and romantically pursue Penny.

In order to get Sheldon to confront his longstanding fear of driving, Leonard and the gang decide it is up to them to stage an intervention.

A young graduate student's attraction to Sheldon confuses everyone, including Sheldon, forcing them to contemplate the mystery of his love life.

Penny vows revenge on Sheldon after he bans her from the apartment for a series of petty infractions; Howard and Raj look for "The Next Top Model" house.

Howard thinks he has finally found the love of his life, but Leonard inadvertently steals her away, which causes a serious problem for the friends.

Leonard begins dating a woman whom Sheldon thinks is a perfect match with the group, but his enthusiasm proves to be disastrous for his friend.

When Leonard's new relationship starts moving too fast and he finds himself unable to say "no," he turns to Penny for advice; Sheldon tries to cure his ears.

Christmas becomes a stressful time for everyone as Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny and Sheldon pesters the gang with his gift etiquette.

Ten teams enter the qualifier, while six teams will move on to the grueling gauntlet, and the two teams to finish first will then enter the Wipeout course.

To show off to his half-brother, Stan invites him over for Thanksgiving, but his plans go awry when he learns that he is poorer than his half-brother.

Stan's ideal Thanksgiving plans of celebrating in his underwear while watching football are hindered when Francine invites her adoptive guardians over.

Snot gives a lesson to Roger about the nuances of the practice of Hanukkah, but this has unintended consequences when the lesson is taken too seriously.

When Stan takes over Bullock's class at the CIA Academy, he shares his uneventful stories with the cadets; Klaus becomes the hype man for a renowned rapper.

Stan is persuaded to run for mayor to fund construction for a bullet train that would ease morning traffic, but his mayoral duties cause him a lot of stress.

Stan fears he'll do a poor job at having "the talk" with Steve; the family undertakes the challenge of building a giant backyard water slide.

Due to being an alien, Roger is overcome with worry at the thought of outliving Stan and his family; Klaus turns the attic into a convenience store.

After becoming the new guidance counselor at her kid's school, Francine begins hanging out with a group of tough women; Jeff becomes upset over his lost hat.

After realizing they're interested in the same guy, Maxine and Laura jeopardize their friendship and get into a competition; Carl questions Mother Winslow.

Steve Urkel uses his time machine to travel into the 1970s with Carl, who uses this as an opportunity to change the future and make himself a billionaire.