TV Guide tbs Monday

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Jokers ask strangers if their radio ad is good. One joker will be getting revenge in an elaborate punishment that the other two are really going to feel.

A woman and her boyfriend from a colorful world get the chance to go to the real world, but they soon discover the joys and perils of living among humans.

A young chocolatier arrives in Europe with plans to open his own chocolate shop, noly to be imprisoned for illegally selling chocolate.

Jay and Claire butt heads over how to make a Pritchett Closets commercial; Phil, Luke and Manny plan to stop a neighbor who is using a drone to spy on Gloria.

Steve has his dreams come true when a school project forces him and Laura to act as a married couple for a week, and he does his best to fulfill her every need.

Carl enters the precinct's annual dance competition in order to show up the egotistical new police officer who just transferred to the division.

Georgie and Mandy tie the knot; someone raids Meemaw's gambling room.

Sheldon decides to take up law practice after Meemaw is put under house arrest; the family deals with a disastrous plumbing emergency.

Sheldon is pursued by dozens of grad schools after his paper is published; Georgie struggles after deciding to speak more properly in front of his daughter.

Meemaw meets her tough hardliner probation officer; Georgie gets marriage advice from his father-in-law.

When George Sr. begins to suspect Mary wants another baby, he goes behind her back to get a vasectomy; Drs. Linkletter and Sturgis ask Sheldon to tutor them.

George Sr. is offered a new job; Sheldon prepares to move to California.

Ross's plans to teach Ben about Hanukkah are thwarted by the boy's obsession with Santa; Phoebe coaxes Rachel to move back in with her.

Chandler refuses to give back a cheesecake accidentally delivered to his apartment; Phoebe gets angry with Joey when he blows off dinner with her for a date.

Ross's attempt at watching a meteor shower goes awry when he is trapped on the roof with Joey; Chandler and Monica can't fall asleep together.

Phoebe takes up a job as an office supply telemarketer; while attempting to re-arrange furniture, Rachel breaks Joey's favorite chair, Rosita.

Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out; a new book on female empowerment inspires the ladies to have a "goddess meeting."

Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at the video store; Joey agrees to read "Little Women," while Rachel agrees to read "The Shining."

Ross's new girlfriend seems to be nearly perfect until he visits her dirty apartment; Chandler helps Joey pick out a thoughtful present for Kathy's birthday.

When his co-workers continue to steal his prized sandwiches, Ross is forced to go "mental" and gets suspended and sent to anger management classes.

Chandler admits that he hasn't cried since he was a child; Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name.

Planning for the wedding begins; Phoebe moves in with Ross, bringing her massage parlor with her; Monica's parents spend the wedding money on a beach house.

Ross is disappointed to find his thesis in a deserted corridor of the library that is frequented only by students looking to make out.

Ross's attempt at watching a meteor shower goes awry when he is trapped on the roof with Joey; Chandler and Monica can't fall asleep together.

Leonard tries to keep a secret from the guys, but when Sheldon uncovers the truth, he helps Leonard by making up a story to keep the others from finding out.

The FBI interviews the guys for a new project and the answers Sheldon gives during the interview puts Howard's security clearance in jeopardy.

The guys decide to camp in line for a screening of a movie, but their plans are thwarted by Wil Wheaton; Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to a slumber party.

Penny manages to blindside Leonard into a lie when her dad comes to visit her; Howard, Raj and Bernadette pull an all-nighter at a telescope.

Amy realizes she has a strong physical attraction to Penny's ex-boyfriend; Raj and Howard try to figure out who is the better superhero.

The guys dress up as different members of the Justice League for a costume contest, and they manage to persuade Penny's new boyfriend to join them.

Leonard comes up with an idea for a smartphone app and asks the guys to help him, but Sheldon tries to take control, causing problems between him and Leonard.

Tensions start to run high when everyone is coincidentally staying at the same hotel for a science event; Bernadette runs into her ex-boyfriend.

Sheldon wants Penny to give him acting lessons in an effort to make him a better teacher; Raj fantasizes about his best friend's girlfriend.

When a woman considers donating to the university, Sheldon wants Leonard to seduce her, causing him to think about how far he is willing to go for science.

Howard gives serious consideration to taking things with Bernadette to the next level; Leonard rekindles the relationship he had with Raj's sister.

Sheldon has a difficult time coping when he realizes the fact that Leonard is the center of their social group, so he sets out to find a new group of friends.

Leonard is forced to choose between his new girlfriend and his long-time friendship with Penny; Howard drives Sheldon crazy with a magic trick he showed him.

The guys go on a quest to track down the culprit responsible for robbing Sheldon's online game account, but their juvenile actions make Priya angry.

Sheldon and Amy decide to experiment on their friends by spreading gossip like wildfire; Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette.

Priya decides to use her lawyer skills to pick apart the roommate agreement, thus putting Sheldon in his place; the girls decide to take Sheldon out dancing.

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Jokers ask strangers if their radio ad is good. One joker will be getting revenge in an elaborate punishment that the other two are really going to feel.

Phil is upset when Luke is better than him at things; Haley and Alex go to a music festival; Gloria tries to give up soap operas, and Jay tries to stop smoking.

Phil plans to give Jay an outdoor grill; Claire and Mitch promise to return all the money Jay loaned them; Haley brings her new man to the party.

After Jay agrees to take over for Cam during his bowling finals, he discovers the team is an all-gay league, which makes him feel uncomfortable.

Phil and Jay pick up Lily's old princess castle for Joe, but Jay thinks Joe plays with too many girl toys; Gloria helps Haley stand up for herself at work.

Alex is horrified when both she and her biggest rival, Sunjay, are named Valedictorian; Gloria is distracted from preparing for her U.S. citizenship test.

Phil, Luke and Haley make Alex participate in her senior ditch day; Claire gets an offer to work for a big hotel chain, but is unsure what to do.

Stan and Roger are initially excited when they switch bodies with each other, but soon find that they both had a more difficult time than they knew.

While Stan and Roger take their friendship to a whole new level in Atlantic City, Haley and Steve try to break up an attractive couple.

Eddie crashes the family car into the house; Steve takes the blame for his friend, which prompts his parents to send him to military school.

Steve causes trouble while participating in a police ride-along with Carl, including inadvertently getting the two of them trapped inside a railroad boxcar.