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Adult Ralphie returns home to give his kids a magical Christmas like the one he had as a child as he reconciles with the passing of his Old Man.

A bitter, old man is visited by three spirits on Christmas Eve and taught to appreciate the value of human kindness by the startling ghosts.

If Steve can sink a basketball shot at half court, he will win $1 million; Harriette's new boss at work is verbally abusing her co-workers.

Steve's hip-hop cousin decides to visit, but he doesn't make a good impression, especially after hitting on Laura and encouraging 3J to do things he shouldn't.

Steve's job as a gift-wrapper gives him plenty of Christmas spirit, but little time to spend with Myra; Carl plays a mall Santa and names Laura as his elf.

Dale and Meemaw play a session of Dungeons and Dragons with Missy and Sheldon; Georgie learns that his girlfriend could be pregnant.

Sheldon's college orientation experiences fail to align with his plans; Mary is mistakenly assumed to be a university student and asked to attend a party.

Sheldon's new philosophy teacher complicates his first day of college; Mary and Brenda use Missy's first day of middle school as an excuse to live vicariously.

Meemaw takes personal action in response to a toll on Sheldon's mental health; George Sr. comes to learn that Georgie has not been attending all his classes.

Sheldon and George Sr. eat a meal alongside President Hagemeyer and a university benefactor; Missy reels when Mary prevents her from attending the school dance.

Sheldon puts his mind towards working with Dr. Linkletter as an assistant; Georgie forms plans for an unexpected business venture and seeks help from Mr. Lundy.

Joey throws a cast party on the roof of his building where he ends up making out with an attractive professor that Ross had a crush on.

Monica and Chandler go to a fertility clinic to learn if they are capable of having a baby; Ross helps Joey find the words to say to a girl they both like.

Monica and Chandler interview unsuspecting male candidates to assist in their baby-making plans; Phoebe bumps into her ex-lover, David.

While in Barbados, Phoebe receives a proposal from both Mike and David; sparks fly between Ross and Charlie while they work on Ross's speech.

Rachel finally tells Joey about her crush on him and the two make out in Barbados; Joey and Charlie break up and Ross moves in on the now single professor.

Both new couples decide to wait before proceeding with their relationships until the men can talk to each other; Ross walks in on Joey and Rachel kissing.

Ross and Joey talk about Rachel and Ross tries to live with the fact that they are now a couple; Frank Jr. tries to convince Phoebe to take one of the triplets.

Joey and Rachel's first date goes well, until they return to their apartment and discover that everything's awkward; Ross gets a spray-on tan.

Rachel makes a bunny cake for Emma's first birthday but panics when someone points out its adult shape and everyone's plans conflict with the party.

Rachel's sister Amy, who recently moved in with her and Joey, gets Emma's ears pierced; Phoebe foils Mike's proposal plan, but the two get engaged anyways.

Ross is up for a big grant, but Charlie's ex-boyfriend is in charge of who gets it; Rachel and Monica fight over who will receive an ugly painting from Phoebe.

Monica and Chandler are approved for adoption; Phoebe and Mike struggle over their decision to donate their wedding fund to charity.

A pregnant girl from Ohio selects Monica to adopt her unborn child; Monica and Chandler lock out the gang when they arrive hours late for Thanksgiving dinner.

Sheldon receives a visit from Professor Proton's spirit; Leonard, Howard and Raj have a spare movie ticket to see "Star Wars."

Leonard agrees to speak with a psychiatrist on Penny's behalf; Sheldon and Koothrappali work together to make an astronomical discovery.

Sheldon discovers the importance of being empathetic and apologizing after Penny, Leonard and the gang leave for a weekend getaway in Las Vegas without him.

Sheldon's Meemaw pays him a visit much to his elation; Raj has doubts about his relationship with Emily when he meets a girl at the comic shop.

Amy and Sheldon co-host a Valentine's Day-themed episode of "Fun with Flags"; Penny and Leonard struggle to accept that they are growing older.

The gang celebrates Bernadette's pregnancy announcement by singing karaoke; Bernadette becomes anxious about having a baby when Wolowitz freaks out.

The gang arranges for a special guest to surprise Sheldon on his birthday, along with a few other people from their past who want to make the day memorable.

Christmas becomes a stressful time for everyone as Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny and Sheldon pesters the gang with his gift etiquette.

While Sheldon is delighted to see Beverly Hofstadter, Leonard is horrified and worried his relationship may not withstand his mother's visit.

Sheldon revisits some old Christmas memories during Dungeons and Dragons; the girls invite Raj out for ladies' night so they can find him a woman.

While Sheldon travels back home to Texas, everyone gathers to decorate the apartment's Christmas tree, only to realize how much he affected their lives.

Leonard and Wolowitz seek Raj's assistance in taking care of an emergency at work; Amy decides to host a Victorian-themed Christmas party.

Sheldon and Amy return from their holiday trip to Texas and recount the terrible events that took place during their trip; Leonard and Penny get a tree.

The gang arranges for a special guest to surprise Sheldon on his birthday, along with a few other people from their past who want to make the day memorable.

Wolowitz reconsiders his decision to apply with Leonard and Sheldon for a patent for their infinite persistence gyroscope; Koothrappali receives dating advice.

Stan inherits money from an uncle's estate after the uncle passes away, and he decides to use the money to buy the rights to a Broadway production.

Snot's family becomes rich when Snot's mother creates a new dipping sauce; Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff act as models in a fashion show.

Stan extends an invitation to Roger to join his ham club, but he does so reluctantly; Francine attempts to frighten her neighbor Greg.

Snot learns that his deceased father was a demolition derby driver; Hayley embarks on a road trip with her younger brother so that Steve can learn to drive.

In an attempt to move into Hayley's bedroom, Roger tries to make Hayley graduate from community college; Klaus works on Francine's car.

Stan becomes insecure about what Francine has been dreaming about lately, so Roger helps Stan find a way to enter Francine's dreams.

After being provoked too many times, Klaus decides to leave the family, but a reunion occurs during Klaus' funeral 15 years later.

Francine is spirited away to a desolate Patagonian island, where Roger hopes to improve her terrible cooking; Stan is unable to speak due to a nail in his head.

Steve attempts to prove he is responsible to Francine by looking after Roger's former tumor, Rogu; Francine and Stan get in trouble with their clubs.

Hayley and Steve find themselves trapped in a suburban neighborhood after Hayley takes Steve to a testing center in no-good downtown.

In order to improve himself, Steve receives training as a teppanyaki chef; while on vacation, Commissioner Geiss leaves Carl in charge of his parrot.

Urkel decides to break up with Myra and finally get together with Laura, his true love; Eddie decides to follow in the footsteps of his father and become a cop.