TV Guide tbs Monday

A young man is chosen as the host of an ancient alien relic and gains unpredictable superpowers that make him the target of a malevolant organization.

Phil and Claire decide to break with their usual Valentine's dinner date and opt for a role play excursion; Jay and Gloria clash over ideas for romance.

Phil tries to keep his fears at bay while underneath the house; Haley takes her driver's test; Cameron and Mitchell brunch with a pediatrician.

Phil invites his old high school girlfriend over; Jay accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle and tries to cover his tracks; Mitchell stands up to his boss.

Despite not being given permission to do so, Rachel drives the classic car Carl is supposed to be driving for the Columbus Day Parade.

After being out all night on a stake-out with his new female partner, Carl comes home, and Harriette discovers a key to a hotel room in his pocket.

Sheldon decides to invite the people from his school to attend a Nobel Prize announcements party; Meemaw discovers more details about Dr. Sturgis' past.

Mary frets over Sheldon's mental health after Dr. Sturgis suffers a nervous breakdown; Georgie comes to realize his natural talent for sales.

Sheldon figures out another way to academically challenge himself; Mary helps Pastor Jeff protect himself from being tempted by his girlfriend.

Sheldon takes personal action when Meemaw won't take him to a lecture with Dr. Linkletter; Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with a business venture.

Sheldon's newfound obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" develops into an unhealthy fixation; Missy wants to learn how to play catch.

Dr. Sturgis surprisingly decides to end his relationship with Meemaw after he is released from the mental hospital.

Joey's fridge is broken and he tries to cajole his friends into helping him buy a new one; Phoebe, Monica and Chandler compete to get Rachel a date for a ball.

Joey gets an audition for the lead character in a new TV show but misses the audition because Chandler forgot to relay the message of the time change.

Ross asks his friends to keep him company when he meets Elizabeth's dad for the first time; Joey may get fired when he fights with C.H.E.E.S.E's operator.

Paul threatens to get Ross fired if he doesn't stop seeing Elizabeth; Joey wants to get his picture on his dry cleaner's wall of fame.

Chandler and Phoebe go out shopping together to find a ring for Monica; Rachel wants Paul to open up, but he opens up a bit too much.

Chandler tries to make Monica think he doesn't want to get married in an attempt to surprise her with the ring; Richard proposes to Monica at her work.

Monica refuses Richard's proposal and asks Chandler if he will marry her; Rachel is upset that Phoebe has both Joey and Ross as marriage back-ups.

Everyone toasts Monica and Chandler's engagement in order to celebrate their future; Joey prepares for an audition where he must play a 19-year-old.

Planning for the wedding begins; Phoebe moves in with Ross, bringing her massage parlor with her; Monica's parents spend the wedding money on a beach house.

Monica tries desperately to reproduce Phoebe's grandmother's secret cookie recipe only to discover that they are simple, store-bought treats.

Rachel has trouble choosing between two candidates when she is promoted and given an opportunity to hire her own personal assistant.

While taking an engagement picture, Chandler is unable to make anything but a weird face; Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.

Leonard, Sheldon and company put their social skills to the test at Penny's Halloween party, leading to a long and awkward evening.

Leonard learns he can only bring one guest with him on a Valentine's Day trip to see the Hadron Collider, forcing him to choose between Sheldon and Penny.

When the guys happen upon an actual prop from "The Lord of the Rings" movie trilogy, the desire to possess the object threatens to tear apart their friendship.

Sheldon and Leonard get invited to a big party at Wil Wheaton's house, causing Leonard to choose the party or his friend; Howard gets a huge opportunity.

Sheldon's attempt at spontaneity brings unexpected friction between Penny, Amy, and Bernadette: Raj turns to Howard for help in preparing for a date with Emily.

Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to set a date for their wedding ceremony, all while coming to terms with some major relationship changes with Amy.

Sheldon and Amy try using math to deal with the stress of planning their wedding; Raj believes that Howard negatively affects his confidence.

Everybody works together to ensure everything goes according to plan when Amy's parents and Sheldon's family arrive, but the bride and groom have other plans.

Sheldon and Amy's honeymoon goes awry in New York; Penny and Leonard come to realize that they share several uncanny similarities with Amy's parents.

Sheldon and Amy are determined to figure out what Leonard and Penny's wedding gift actually is; Raj asks his father to help him arrange a marriage.

Stuart begins to bring his new girlfriend home and inadvertently complicates the Wolowitizes' lives; Penny and Leonard think about starting a family.

Sheldon refuses to explain why he has never talked about his best friend from childhood; Bernadette and Penny take Anu, Raj's fiancée, out to dinner.

Leonard and Amy retrieve Sheldon from Arizona; Penny is interviewed for a job at Bernadette's office; Howard is disturbed by Stuart and Mrs. Wolowitz's link.

When Sheldon is coerced into taking on the job of instructing a class, Howard enrolls in the course; tensions arise between Penny and Bernadette.

NASA invites Wolowitz to throw the first pitch at a Los Angeles Angels game; Leonard and Penny try to disprove Sheldon's claim that he and Amy are "superior."

Raj comes clean to Emily about his history after his girlfriend acts callous towards Penny; the guys contemplate sharing ownership of Stuart's comic book shop.

Phil and Claire tackle school projects; Manny joins in as Jay and Mitchell go meteor watching; Gloria and Cameron have some bonding time together.

Claire attempts to get a new product for Phil's birthday; Mitch tries to toughen up; Cameron helps a neighbor; Jay faces Manny and Gloria in chess.

Phil and Jay try to take over coaching duties; Claire and Gloria deal with a realization; Mitchell takes Cameron with him to meet a potential client.

Phil's father stops by unexpectedly with a four legged friend; Cameron joins a rock band; Jay and Gloria take Manny to see a horror movie.

Gloria surprises Jay with a birthday getaway to Hawaii that includes the rest of the family; as everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues.

Jay wants to indulge and relax, but a reality check dampens his plans; Phil tries to be romantic; Mitchell and Cameron disagree over sightseeing.

Claire plans a family portrait; Gloria and Manny go to a game with Phil and Alex; Luke interviews Jay; Cameron works as a wedding singer.

Claire gets Phil to agree to sell the old family station wagon; Mitchell decides to build a princess castle for Lily; Manny invites a girl over to study.

After revealing that his father is a Bond-like super spy, Stan begins to consider leaving the CIA to join his father's covert team.

After a domestic dispute ruins a party for Stan's boss, the family is relocated to Saudi Arabia where cultures quickly clash.

The Winslow family refuses to speak to Carl after they discover that he has arrested one of their favorite actors while working on a television set.

Carl wants Eddie to pursue a career as a professional basketball star, and he convinces a player from the National Basketball Association to visit the house.