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Michael thinks he impressed the new boss but learns that someone else caught her eye; Dwight makes trouble for Jim on his first day back; Andy and Erin's date.

The sales people go overboard after letting Sabre's new policy go to their heads, so Michael hides their new leads in an effort to reign them in.

Michael gets kicked out of a bar while trying to impress a friend of Jim and Pam's; Andy and Erin try to keep their relationships under wraps.

Andy wants Erin to have a memorable Secretary's Day, but her lunch with Michael threatens it; Oscar circulates a viral video mocking Kevin.

Pam and Jim work on a pitch to a restaurant manager; Michael can't read body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for a training position.

Michael becomes suspicious of his girlfriend and thinks she is cheating on him, so Dwight investigates; Andy is frustrated when his complaint is ignored.

Michael reacts well to learning bad news; Pam and Jim have issues staying awake while at the office; Angela confronts Dwight over their contract.

Michael goes on the hunt for the person who leaked a story about faulty printers to the press, and everyone is convinced it was Andy.

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant despite getting complaints; Andy plays it cool when Erin is interested in someone else; Pam pulls a prank.

The executives at corporate send Michael to counseling; Dwight vows revenge on the local mall after being snubbed; Pam wants to change her title.

Andy invites the entire office to see his production of "Sweeney Todd"; Michael tries to suppress his jealousy; Pam and Jim deal with an incompetent babysitter.

Michael believes he may have herpes and tries to be responsible and contacts his exes; Andy holds a sex education meeting in the office.

A competing sales associate steals a client, so Michael, Jim and Dwight try to learn his secrets; Andy decides to start a band like an old college friend.

Darryl takes an idea to corporate without consulting Michael; the costume contest gets underway; Pam tries to get the truth from the competition.

Eddie chooses a star player as his partner in a basketball tournament, forcing Urkel to find a new and unusual partner for his team.

The experimenting Urkel uses a transformation chamber to turn himself into a handsome and suave ladies man, but Laura soon misses the nerdy Urkel.

Sheldon figures out another way to academically challenge himself; Mary helps Pastor Jeff protect himself from being tempted by his girlfriend.

Sheldon takes personal action when Meemaw won't take him to a lecture with Dr. Linkletter; Georgie attempts to impress Veronica with a business venture.

Sheldon's newfound obsession with "The Lord of the Rings" develops into an unhealthy fixation; Missy wants to learn how to play catch.

Dr. Sturgis surprisingly decides to end his relationship with Meemaw after he is released from the mental hospital.

Missy is prompted to try out for the church baseball team during a church carnival; Meemaw struggles to get used to her new post-breakup life.

Sheldon enflames a heated argument over the internet; Missy comes to the defense of her basketball team's boys; George Sr. bonds with Meemaw's new boyfriend.

Monica wants Chandler to stop his obnoxious fake laugh he uses in response to his boss's unfunny jokes; Ross, upset that Emily re-married, sleeps with Janice.

Rachel, distraught over Joey's choice of style, gives him a shoulder bag which he becomes obsessed with; Phoebe meets her father at her grandma's funeral.

Phoebe learns about Monica and Chandler, so she and Rachel attempt to play a prank on the lovebirds; Ross moves into Ugly Naked Guy's apartment.

Joey's new girlfriend likes to get a little slaphappy with him and Rachel takes offense to it; Ross confronts Chandler about his relationship with Monica.

Phoebe finds a police badge under her seat at Central Perk and uses it to go on missions of mercy; Ross encounters troubles moving his new sofa upstairs.

Rachel accidentally kisses her job interviewer when she applies at Ralph Lauren; Joey tries to meet a girl living in Ross's building, but Ross meets her first.

Rachel begins smoking in order to have conversations with her boss, who is a smoker; Ben and Joey are both competing for a role on a soup commercial.

Rachel convinces a delivery girl to give Ross her phone number to boost his confidence with women; Joey invites his grandmother to watch his TV appearance.

Ross, Chandler and Joey go on a ride along with Gary in order to distract Ross from Emily; Emily leaves a message for Ross that accidentally gets erased.

Phoebe moves in with Gary, but quickly re-packs after he guns down a bird; Rachel buys herself a hairless sphinx cat named Mrs. Whiskerson.

Joey gets the lead in a movie filming in Las Vegas and decides to take a road trip with Chandler on the way out there; Phoebe is mad at Ross but won't say why.

The gang decides to go to Vegas and surprise Joey; Chandler is upset that Monica didn't tell him about her lunch with Richard; Joey meets his "hand twin."

Amy gets nervous when Sheldon hires a cute, young, female assistant; the pressures of being in space start to finally take their toll on Howard.

Howard has returned from space but is not getting the hero's welcome he expected; game night suddenly turns into a heated battle of the sexes.