With his author wife away doing a book tour, a father of 12 must handle his wild brood while starting his dream job as football coach for his alma mater.
Q, Murr, and Sal throw and catch grocery items to one another with special celebrity guest, Jax, and later, they profess their love in a weird proposal.
Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out; a new book on female empowerment inspires the ladies to have a "goddess meeting."
Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends; Monica becomes jealous when Richard begins going out with Joey and Chandler.
Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop; Monica is forced to get a job at a 50's theme restaurant after losing her cash in the stock market.
Phoebe catches chicken pox just as her old flame arrives in town on leave from the Navy; Joey gets a job at Chandler's office but decides to play it as a role.
Amy and Leonard begin bonding over different science experiments after Sheldon kicks Amy out to do his work alone; Bert Kibbler takes Howard's spot in a band.
Koothrappali discovers that the woman he's been dating has a husband; Sheldon irritates Leonard while he rents his old room to use a quiet place to work.
Bernadette's friends try to figure out how to induce labor; Howards confronts Bernadette when he learns that she has already picked a name for their son.
Leonard goes through extreme measures to secure Amy and Sheldon's wedding venue; Bernadette and Howard try to figure out who is going to return to work.
Philanthropist Bill Gates' company considers a partnership with Penny's pharmaceutical company; Sheldon believes he's the victim of an April Fools' Day prank.
Leonard decides to run against Sheldon for president of the tenants association; Howard and Raj look for the owner of a drone that landed in their backyard.
Analysts recap the recent College Football Playoff game, breaking down highlights of the key moments, significant stats and interviews with players and coaches.
A beautiful, young teaching assistant provides the motivation for a professor to try a DNA restructuring experiment that could make him physically attractive.
The Jokers take America's babies at the mall and hide out in order to be successful in an impossible task; later, Sal, Q and Murr dig through forgotten clips.