TV Guide tbs Sunday

A slacker pretends to adopt a five-year-old boy in a misguided attempt to prove to his girlfriend that he is ready for responsibility.

A group of friends playing a 30-year game of tag must join forces to take down the game's only undefeated player during the weekend of his wedding.

Mitchell gets Jay to start noticing things that make it seem like one of his old friends might be gay; Gloria gives Manny's date a makeover.

Claire feels inadequate after an old friend visits; Jay has an unsettling moment in the locker room with Cameron; Mitchell helps Gloria with legal issues.

Phil and Claire decide to break with their usual Valentine's dinner date and opt for a role play excursion; Jay and Gloria clash over ideas for romance.

Phil tries to keep his fears at bay while underneath the house; Haley takes her driver's test; Cameron and Mitchell brunch with a pediatrician.

The Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store.

And...Action! The Jokers play unprofessional actors in a fake commercial, then make wild assumptions about other mallgoers.

Rachel orders an apothecary table from Pottery Barn, which is a problem because Phoebe hates the mass-producing company; Joey and Janine break it off.

Chandler and Ross fight over ownership of a joke published in Playboy; a broke Joey starts working at Central Perk; Phoebe's wayward remark causes trouble.

After her father cuts her off, Rachel's sister, Jill, comes to town and goes on a date with Ross; Joey gets in trouble for giving female customers free food.

Chandler admits that he hasn't cried since he was a child; Phoebe discovers that Ursula is starring in porno movies using her name.

Barry and Mindy's impending divorce prompts the gang to fantasize about what their lives might be like if they'd all taken different courses.

The conclusion of the "what if" episode shows Ross having a threesome with Susan and Carol, Rachel kissing Joey and Monica and Chandler hooking up regardless.

Joey enters himself into a medical study in order to afford some new headshots; Rachel and Phoebe take lessons from Ross in Unagi.

Ross ponders dating a student who is smitten with him, even though it could cost him his job; Rachel moves in with Joey after her apartment burns down.

Joey's fridge is broken and he tries to cajole his friends into helping him buy a new one; Phoebe, Monica and Chandler compete to get Rachel a date for a ball.

Joey gets an audition for the lead character in a new TV show but misses the audition because Chandler forgot to relay the message of the time change.

Ross asks his friends to keep him company when he meets Elizabeth's dad for the first time; Joey may get fired when he fights with C.H.E.E.S.E's operator.

Paul threatens to get Ross fired if he doesn't stop seeing Elizabeth; Joey wants to get his picture on his dry cleaner's wall of fame.

Chandler and Phoebe go out shopping together to find a ring for Monica; Rachel wants Paul to open up, but he opens up a bit too much.

Chandler tries to make Monica think he doesn't want to get married in an attempt to surprise her with the ring; Richard proposes to Monica at her work.

Monica refuses Richard's proposal and asks Chandler if he will marry her; Rachel is upset that Phoebe has both Joey and Ross as marriage back-ups.

Everyone toasts Monica and Chandler's engagement in order to celebrate their future; Joey prepares for an audition where he must play a 19-year-old.

Planning for the wedding begins; Phoebe moves in with Ross, bringing her massage parlor with her; Monica's parents spend the wedding money on a beach house.

Monica tries desperately to reproduce Phoebe's grandmother's secret cookie recipe only to discover that they are simple, store-bought treats.

Rachel has trouble choosing between two candidates when she is promoted and given an opportunity to hire her own personal assistant.

While taking an engagement picture, Chandler is unable to make anything but a weird face; Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.

Rachel and Phoebe compete between each other to be Monica's maid-of-honor; Joey and Ross find themselves in awkward positions after a nap.

Ross is disappointed to find his thesis in a deserted corridor of the library that is frequented only by students looking to make out.

A geek-turned-lethal CIA agent recruits an accountant who used to be the most popular athlete in his high school to save the U.S. spy satellite system.

Sheldon puts Amy's career in potential danger to ensure she has enough time to work on super-asymmetry with him; Raj hosts a show at the planetarium.

Sheldon seeks revenge against Howard for dressing up like him for Halloween; Leonard learns that Penny does not remember the first kiss they shared.

Leonard is put in the precarious position of redistributing surplus grant money; Bernadette converts the backyard playhouse into a place to get away.

Sheldon tries to connect with Amy's father but is later forced to bond with her mother; Raj and Anu explore the physical aspects of their relationship.

Sheldon and Amy learn their theory on Super Asymmetry has already been disproven; Bernadette is determined to beat Howard in a videogame.

Sheldon rediscovers an old VHS tape from his past that inspires him to continue on; Bernadette helps Howard pass his Magic Castle audition.

When an Air Force pilot with no memory of her past is trained as a member of an elite force, she crashes on Earth to chase down an alien race.

A gorilla is exposed to a chemical from a secret genetic experiment, which causes the gorilla, a wolf and a crocodile to grow to enormous size and wreak havoc.

When an Air Force pilot with no memory of her past is trained as a member of an elite force, she crashes on Earth to chase down an alien race.