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Phil and Claire get into a fight, and Jay and Gloria mediate; Jay regrets a karaoke machine; Cameron gets Mitchell and Luke to help with a fundraising event.

Claire tries to negotiate peace while Phil sneaks off to the spa; Jay's plans horrify Gloria; Cameron unearths some disturbing artifacts while researching.

Phil and Claire worry about Luke's new friend; Jay interrupts Mitchell and Cameron's night out; Haley has adventures in babysitting Lily.

Cameron takes his role as interim music director a little too seriously; Jay's brother is in town; Phil gets the family to be in his new ad.

Mitchell and Cameron try to assign legal guardians for Lily, but they find disturbing behavior as they secretly assess their family members.

Claire and Gloria spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids; Phil and Jay prepare a special dinner; Cameron gets self-conscious over being the mother.

Phil and Claire decide to swap parenting roles for the day; Jay gives business advice; Cameron's illness leaves Mitchell torn over a pair of in-demand tickets.

Jay tries to hide a botox mishap while everyone gathers before Alex's graduation; Cameron is upset with Mitchell; Phil antagonizes Claire.

Jay wants a quiet birthday, but the family has other plans; Claire and Mitchell get trapped; Phil runs into his old nemesis; Cameron gets into some hot water.

In search of some outdoor fun, the family heads to Wyoming where they try their hands at cattle herding and skeet shooting; Jay gets in a fight with a cowboy.

Mitch and Cam share their intentions to adopt another child with the family, but Lily's desires become cause for concern; Claire and Jay try to prove a point.

Gloria can't stand Jay's growing relationship with Stella; Cameron goes on a fast with some rather terrible timing; Claire tries to teach life lessons.

Claire petitions the city in hopes of getting a stop sign installed; Phil and Luke want to be viral sensations; Jay helps Manny with a fundraiser.

As the men in the family become increasingly irritated by work, school and a fender bender, they risk blowing up and taking it out on a kid.

Meemaw starts a gambling room which turns into a rousing success; Sheldon tries his hand at working the stock market; Missy decides to launch a new business.

George and Mary force Georgie to introduce the new woman; Sheldon and Missy start to suspect something is amiss with the family.

After Sheldon and Missy learn Georgie's secret, the whole family agrees to keep it under wraps.

Missy stands up as the congregation gossips about Georgie, while all the family drama ends up distracting Sheldon.

Meemaw and Georgie get bailed out of jail by George Sr.; Sheldon and Missy meet Mandy; Mary deals with discomfort at the church.

Sheldon and Missy work to help the family out financially; Mary struggles to find her way in life without church.

Rachel panics during her baby shower, realizing she's unprepared to care for an infant; Monica tries to atone for forgetting to invite Sandra, Rachel's mother.

After Monica's restaurant gets a bad review in the Post, Monica decides to join a cooking class; Chandler wants to make a good impression for a job interview.

Monica and Phoebe bet on when Rachel's baby will be born as the due date comes and goes; Chandler falls asleep at Joey's big movie premiere.

The gang head to the hospital as Rachel prepares to have her child; Phoebe gets Joey to obtain a handsome stranger's phone number for her.

After 21 hours of labor, Rachel has her baby and names her Emma Geller Green; Phoebe convinces Rachel that she needs a guy around.

Rachel, Ross and Joey get together in a room and figure out that no one was actually going to propose; Mr. Geller walks in on Monica and Chandler having sex.

Chandler, having trouble getting enough sleep at home, falls asleep in a meeting and accidentally agrees to run his company's Tulsa office.

Rachel's pediatrician drops her as a client for constantly calling him about concerns with Emma; Joey and Phoebe agree to find dates for each other.

Monica thinks Chandler is sexually attracted to sea life after he switched the station from porn to the nature channel in order to conceal his sordid viewing.

Separate incidents ruin the friends' plan to get together and celebrate Phoebe's birthday, leaving Joey and Phoebe alone at a table for six.

Ross mocks Rachel's new male nanny; Phoebe and Mike exchange apartment keys, only to get a surprise visit from Phoebe's ex-boyfriend David.

Ross makes Emma laugh by singing "Baby Got Back"; Joey and Chandler find a sex tape that looks to feature Monica in Richard's old apartment.

Leonard begins dating a woman whom Sheldon thinks is a perfect match with the group, but his enthusiasm proves to be disastrous for his friend.

When Leonard's new relationship starts moving too fast and he finds himself unable to say "no," he turns to Penny for advice; Sheldon tries to cure his ears.

Christmas becomes a stressful time for everyone as Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny and Sheldon pesters the gang with his gift etiquette.

Penny's comment about Wolowitz's love life sends him into a depressed stupor, costing the fighting robot team its most critical member during a big competition.

In order to gain access to the computer lab, Sheldon attempts to form a relationship with a colleague by developing a scientific procedure for making friends.

A seemingly simple solution to Penny's financial problems leads to a confrontation between Leonard and Penny's hulking former boyfriend.

Disaster strikes when Leonard's mother visits, and while suffering brings Penny and Leonard closer together, Sheldon finds he is drawn to the woman.

Penny accidentally stains Sheldon's favorite couch cushion; Leslie and Howard begin dating after a paintball game, and Leslie quickly becomes controlling.

The boys catch a train for San Francisco, but their trip takes a detour when they learn that actress and sci-fi idol Summer Glau is also aboard.

Penny's dream of starting her own home hair products business becomes a nightmare when a caffeine-addled Sheldon takes over.

Penny develops a rivalry with a neighbor after the attractive new resident threatens to supplant her position as the dominant woman in the building.

While Penny enters into a romance with one of their friends from the comic book store, Howard and Raj try to help Leonard pick up a woman at a local bar.

The Jokers are back at Colonial Diner, offering some new bizarre specials to unsuspecting patrons. Then, they take a ride through the park.

The Jokers pretend to be bellhops and need to do and say what they're told while assisting unsuspecting guests to their rooms. The guys give away tickets.

The Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store.

An ancient being with the power of an Egyptian god breaks free 5,000 years after being imprisoned, determined to unleash his unique justice.

A young man is chosen as the host of an ancient alien relic and gains unpredictable superpowers that make him the target of a malevolant organization.

Claire helps Luke cope with the passing of his friend and neighbor Walt; Phil and Alex have some quality father-daughter time; Haley hosts an unapproved party.

Phil takes Haley to his old college, and Claire forces Mitchell and Cameron to take her for a fun night out; Gloria and Jay may have "the talk" with Manny.

Gloria makes Jay step it up for a night of salsa dancing or else; Cameron takes a bet too far; Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but ends up making new friend.