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Claire tries to negotiate peace while Phil sneaks off to the spa; Jay's plans horrify Gloria; Cameron unearths some disturbing artifacts while researching.

Phil and Claire worry about Luke's new friend; Jay interrupts Mitchell and Cameron's night out; Haley has adventures in babysitting Lily.

Cameron takes his role as interim music director a little too seriously; Jay's brother is in town; Phil gets the family to be in his new ad.

Mitchell and Cameron try to assign legal guardians for Lily, but they find disturbing behavior as they secretly assess their family members.

Claire and Gloria spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids; Phil and Jay prepare a special dinner; Cameron gets self-conscious over being the mother.

Phil and Claire decide to swap parenting roles for the day; Jay gives business advice; Cameron's illness leaves Mitchell torn over a pair of in-demand tickets.

Jay tries to hide a botox mishap while everyone gathers before Alex's graduation; Cameron is upset with Mitchell; Phil antagonizes Claire.

Jay wants a quiet birthday, but the family has other plans; Claire and Mitchell get trapped; Phil runs into his old nemesis; Cameron gets into some hot water.

In search of some outdoor fun, the family heads to Wyoming where they try their hands at cattle herding and skeet shooting; Jay gets in a fight with a cowboy.

Mitch and Cam share their intentions to adopt another child with the family, but Lily's desires become cause for concern; Claire and Jay try to prove a point.

Gloria can't stand Jay's growing relationship with Stella; Cameron goes on a fast with some rather terrible timing; Claire tries to teach life lessons.

Claire petitions the city in hopes of getting a stop sign installed; Phil and Luke want to be viral sensations; Jay helps Manny with a fundraiser.

As the men in the family become increasingly irritated by work, school and a fender bender, they risk blowing up and taking it out on a kid.

Phil takes Haley to his old college, and Claire forces Mitchell and Cameron to take her for a fun night out; Gloria and Jay may have "the talk" with Manny.

The Cooper family cares for the school's librarian after George Sr. mistakenly forces her to go to hospital; Meemaw teaches Georgie about relationships.

Sheldon becomes determined to find the perfect next-door neighbors; Missy feels conflicted when she pitches against her own boyfriend.

Sheldon goes to see the dentist and experiences a scientific epiphany; Dale and Meemaw get ready to visit a casino, but problems arise at the store when Dale.

Sheldon comes to learn that Mary has been guarding a certain secret regarding his future; Meemaw discovers that Dale had fired Georgie and becomes irate.

Sheldon struggles with the realization that college could be too much for him to handle; Dale attempts to rectify his situation with Meemaw.

Sheldon gets ready to spend the summer working for a local train museum; George and Missy spend more time together as she starts a new phase of womanhood.

Monica and Chandler decide to throw a Halloween party; Phoebe runs into Ursula and her fiancée, who knows nothing about the "real" Ursula.

Chandler hires a maid, whom Monica suspects is stealing her clothing; Eric has trouble forgetting Ursula when he breaks up with her to date Phoebe.

Monica tries to make up for having an exotic dancer at her bachelorette party by hiring Chandler a stripper; Rachel tells her dad she's pregnant.

Monica invites an old friend from high school over for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross; Joey vows to eat turkey.

Monica's expensive new boots hurt her feet, but she's determined to prove to Chandler that her purchase was worth it; Ben goes to school with Sting's son.

Mona wants to send joint Christmas cards with Ross; Chandler's boss wants to go out with him and Monica; Rachel's hormones drive her to come on to Joey.

Joey wants to take Rachel to dinner on a pretend date to practice his dating skills, but soon develops romantic feelings for her; gang addicted to Mrs. Pacman.

Monica turns Chandler on to the concept of taking a bath to relax; Ross and Rachel toss baby names around while deciding whether to learn the baby's sex.

Chandler realizes he's never seen what's in the closet by the bathroom and tries to break in; Joey suggests that Rachel should move in with Ross, for the baby.

Monica and Chandler's romantic Valentine's Day is interrupted when they watch a videotape of Phoebe's friend giving birth; Mona dumps Ross; Joey loves Rachel.

Joey takes Rachel out to dinner to reveal his feelings about her; though she doesn't feel the same way they pledge to remain friends.

When Phoebe's tea leaves reveal to her that she's about to meet the man of her dreams, the man she ends up meeting is a nightmare.

The guys take fencing lessons from Barry Kripke; Amy and Sheldon consider seeing other people; Stuart needs to bring in more females to the store.

When the nation faces a helium shortage, Sheldon and Leonard turn to the black market to obtain the supplies they need to complete an experiment.

Sheldon is interviewed for a film concerning Spock from "Star Trek"; Wolowitz disagrees with Bernadette over making renovations to the home he grew up in.

Penny and Bernadette attempt to secretly spy on Amy's formal date; Sheldon enlists the help of Howard and Raj to find him a new girlfriend.

Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving together as friends; Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen; Penny realizes Leonard knows her more than what she thought.

Sheldon has an epiphany when a song gets stuck in his head; Dave is invited over to Amy's for dinner; Wolowitz and Koothrappali obsess over a fan of their band.

Sheldon receives a visit from Professor Proton's spirit; Leonard, Howard and Raj have a spare movie ticket to see "Star Wars."

Leonard agrees to speak with a psychiatrist on Penny's behalf; Sheldon and Koothrappali work together to make an astronomical discovery.

Sheldon discovers the importance of being empathetic and apologizing after Penny, Leonard and the gang leave for a weekend getaway in Las Vegas without him.

Sheldon's Meemaw pays him a visit much to his elation; Raj has doubts about his relationship with Emily when he meets a girl at the comic shop.

Amy and Sheldon co-host a Valentine's Day-themed episode of "Fun with Flags"; Penny and Leonard struggle to accept that they are growing older.

The gang celebrates Bernadette's pregnancy announcement by singing karaoke; Bernadette becomes anxious about having a baby when Wolowitz freaks out.

The gang arranges for a special guest to surprise Sheldon on his birthday, along with a few other people from their past who want to make the day memorable.

Sal, Q and Murr kick off another season of antics by getting themselves stuck in a vent system and confusing customers at a bagel shop.

The gang arranges for a special guest to surprise Sheldon on his birthday, along with a few other people from their past who want to make the day memorable.

Wolowitz reconsiders his decision to apply with Leonard and Sheldon for a patent for their infinite persistence gyroscope; Koothrappali receives dating advice.

A secret government agency recruits a ragtag band of criminals to act as disposable assets on risky covert operations in exchange for reduced sentences.

A group of friends playing a 30-year game of tag must join forces to take down the game's only undefeated player during the weekend of his wedding.

Gloria makes Jay step it up for a night of salsa dancing or else; Cameron takes a bet too far; Phil builds a tree house for Luke, but ends up making new friend.

After a neighbor's home burns down, the whole family tries to do some good by organizing a community drive, but things don't go quite as planned.

Phil starts to think of what could have been; Jay feels Manny could use some constructive criticism; Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions his childhood.