TV Guide tbs Thursday

The Jokers can't contain the laughs as they answer survey questions for a new snack food and present the world's worst pharmaceutical ads.

The Jokers make mischief by taking unflattering pictures of grocery store patrons, then posing as horrible employees at the Yeti store.

Jay and Gloria fight over lunch; Phil must fire Mitchell; Cam and Claire debate over disciplining children; Alex tries to complete a "living art" display.

Mitch and Cam ask Gloria to assist them as a translator in another attempt to adopt a second child; Claire and Phil get shocking news from Haley.

Phil takes Jay on a fishing trip; Gloria struggles with sharing her news; Dylan moves into the Dunphy's temporarily; Mitch and Cam decide to adopt a cat.

Phil goes in for a vasectomy; Jay and Gloria argue over finding out the sex of the baby; Gloria is in denial about needing maternity clothes.

When Phil and Claire drop Haley off at college, they wind up embarrassing her; Manny forces Jay and Gloria to take a baby class; Lily gets in a tussle.

Luke wants to quit magic; as a side effect of pregnancy, Gloria begins snoring, keeping the entire house awake; Mitch and Cam decide to swap duties.

Claire must tone down Halloween; Phil has an open house; Lily wonders about her real mom while Mitch and Cam host a costume party; Gloria's pregnancy hormones.

Jay and Gloria have a yard sale to raise money for Luke and Manny's school; Phil feels pressured to both buy and sell something; Manny finds a trunk.

Phil and Claire get a call that Haley has been arrested for underage drinking and drag Mitchell, the family lawyer, down to the police station.

When Manny and Luke join Claire for Alex's academic decathlon for the weekend, Phil attempts to throw a boys' night; Manny and Luke bar mitzvah hop.

Hosts John Cena and Nicole Byer showcase the Wipeout course with wrestlers, salsa dancers and "Fast" brothers competing for the $25,000 prize.

Ten teams enter the qualifier, while six teams will move on to the grueling gauntlet, and the two teams to finish first will then enter the Wipeout course.

A representative from NASA dismisses Sheldon's science while visiting his school, which makes Sheldon determined to prove him wrong.

The children brainstorm different ways to resolve a family feud, which was sparked when Meemaw wouldn't let George Sr. see her brisket recipe.

George Sr. brings the boys with him on a road trip to observe a space shuttle launch; Mary, Missy and Meemaw plan a girls' weekend together.

When Georgie's poor academic performance threatens his future chances of playing football, George Sr. tries making a deal with Sheldon to tutor him.

Phil starts to think of what could have been; Jay feels Manny could use some constructive criticism; Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions his childhood.

Phil and Luke cook Thanksgiving dinner, but Claire secretly makes another turkey just-in-case; Jay and Gloria decide not to tell anyone their trip was canceled.

Phil tries to get used to the fact that Rainer Shine is dating his daughter while Hayley must tell her father that she would rather spend Thanksgiving with him.

During Jay's Thanksgiving toast, he honors the whole family on their recent accomplishments, even though everyone knows that isn't necessarily true.

Cameron and Mitchell's friends incorrectly believe that they have split up; Jay invites Phil and Dylan to join him in flying his model plane.

A runaway Underdog balloon ruins Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner; Joey wins his first modeling gig as a poster boy for Venereal Disease.

Ross enlists Chandler and Joey's help in making a decision between Julie and Rachel; Monica makes a synthetic chocolate substitute.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Chandler agrees to spend Thanksgiving in a shipping crate as penance for kissing Kathy; The gang decides to give each other Secret Santa gifts.

During Thanksgiving, the friends remember their former terrible Thanksgiving experiences. Meanwhile, Chandler tells Monica that he loves her.

When his co-workers continue to steal his prized sandwiches, Ross is forced to go "mental" and gets suspended and sent to anger management classes.

Monica's parents, who don't like Chandler, learn Chandler is living with Monica when they visit on Thanksgiving; Rachel makes a dessert with beef.

Chandler becomes nervous when Phoebe sneaks a dog into the apartment building; Ross is driven insane when he can't name all fifty states.

Monica invites an old friend from high school over for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross; Joey vows to eat turkey.

Rachel's self-absorbed sister, Amy, joins the friends for Thanksgiving dinner at Monica's; Joey forgets to show up for the Days of Our Lives cast float.

A pregnant girl from Ohio selects Monica to adopt her unborn child; Monica and Chandler lock out the gang when they arrive hours late for Thanksgiving dinner.

Sheldon tries to protest while he is dragged to Mrs. Wolowitz's home for Thanksgiving; Penny and Leonard decide to deal with a mistake from Penny's past.

An article about Sheldon and Leonard's joint research paper fails to recognize Leonard; a power outage at Mrs. Wolowitz's house results in a final dinner.

Sheldon and Amy spend Thanksgiving together as friends; Wolowitz volunteers at a soup kitchen; Penny realizes Leonard knows her more than what she thought.

Sheldon and Howard prepare to celebrate Amy and Halley's upcoming birthdays; a Christmas letter from Leonard's brother makes him feel unaccomplished.

When a tornado tears through a small farm in Kansas, a cheerful girl and her dog are transported into a colorful world of magic and mystery.

Mrs. Claus relates the story of the year Santa was sick and decided to take a break from Christmas, prompting two of his elves to try to convince him otherwise.

A boy who has doubts about Santa Claus's existence is invited to take a journey by train to the North Pole for an experience of a lifetime.

Trying to avoid their parents during Christmas, a couple plans a secret trip, but when it is interrupted, they must visit each of their divorced parents.

Ten teams enter the qualifier, while six teams will move on to the grueling gauntlet, and the two teams to finish first will then enter the Wipeout course.

Phil and Claire threaten to take away Christmas; Jay struggles with sticking to tradition; Mitchell and Cameron take Lily to visit Santa.

The family realizes that everyone will be elsewhere for Christmas and if they want to celebrate it together, they must celebrate it that day.

Jay wants to show Manny how to cut down their own Christmas tree; Cameron takes Lily to an event that teaches her the meaning of Christmas.

Gloria wants to celebrate a white Christmas with her family, so she rents a cabin in the mountains, but nothing goes according to her plan.