TV Guide tbs Tuesday

Phil invites his old high school girlfriend over; Jay accidentally kills Manny's pet turtle and tries to cover his tracks; Mitchell stands up to his boss.

Phil and Claire tackle school projects; Manny joins in as Jay and Mitchell go meteor watching; Gloria and Cameron have some bonding time together.

Claire attempts to get a new product for Phil's birthday; Mitch tries to toughen up; Cameron helps a neighbor; Jay faces Manny and Gloria in chess.

Phil and Jay try to take over coaching duties; Claire and Gloria deal with a realization; Mitchell takes Cameron with him to meet a potential client.

Phil's father stops by unexpectedly with a four legged friend; Cameron joins a rock band; Jay and Gloria take Manny to see a horror movie.

Gloria surprises Jay with a birthday getaway to Hawaii that includes the rest of the family; as everyone arrives at the airport, chaos ensues.

Jay wants to indulge and relax, but a reality check dampens his plans; Phil tries to be romantic; Mitchell and Cameron disagree over sightseeing.

Claire plans a family portrait; Gloria and Manny go to a game with Phil and Alex; Luke interviews Jay; Cameron works as a wedding singer.

After realizing that his overweight girlfriend is the cause of Stan's anorexia, Steve is faced with a difficult decision.

Stan loses his confidence after a car salesman gets the best of him; Roger and Steve try to get to first base with the popular girls at a makeshift drive-in.

Laura immediately becomes infatuated with Carl's new rookie partner, and she becomes humiliated when her father berates her in front of him.

After Carl squashes Steve's prized pet beetle, the young man decides to put his unapologetic neighbor on trial in a television court show.

Steve creates a robot that matches him in appearance and demeanor, but chaos ensues when the mechanical being attempts to obtain Laura by any means necessary.

Steve tries out for the basketball team only to end up as the equipment manager; Laura gets snubbed by fellow cheerleaders and seeks advice from Steve.

Missy causes a bit of tension as church when she asks uncomfortable questions; Meemaw and Georgie start their own business together.

Sheldon attends his first engineering class taught by Professor Boucher; Meemaw and Dale work together to care for his ex-wife.

Sheldon contends against President Hagemeyer's boss over science requirements; Mary discovers that Georgie is working at Meemaw's illegal gambling room.

Sheldon contemplates on how to stop thinking as he struggles to focus; George Sr. visits Brenda Spark's house to take over the handman responsibilities.

Sheldon arrives at his dorm and is delighted to find that he has been assigned a room all to himself; an unwanted partner goes into business with Meemaw.

The church hosts a youth lock-in, and Sheldon is recruited to act as a spy for Mary; a woman who is older than him catches Georgie's eye.

Rachel's college friend can't remember a scandalous kiss from the past; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo.

With four weeks left before the wedding, Chandler and Monica turn to memories of the past to aid them in writing their wedding vows.

Ross and Rachel hit the freeway together when Monica's Porsche shows up again; Chandler and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad.

Chandler is up to his old antics during the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; Joey deals with a prodigious actor's spitting problem on set.

Ross desperately searches for Chandler after he goes missing; the girls are shocked when a positive pregnancy test turns out to be Rachel's.

The gang learns that Rachel is pregnant; Joey tries to impress a Broadway director who's dating Chandler's mom; Chandler's shoes make it hard for him to dance.

Joey finds a sweater from a one-night stand that Rachel had a month ago and deduces that it belongs to the father; Joey proposes to both Phoebe and Rachel.

Rachel tells Ross that he is the father of her baby; Monica and Chandler become jealous of another honeymooning couple who get bumped to first class.

Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their latest tryst, so they go to Ross's video to prove who came on to who; Monica and Chandler talk about honeymoon.

Joey sets Rachel up on a date with one of his co-stars, which doesn't sit well with Ross; Ross discovers that a coworker of Chandler's has been calling him Toby

Monica and Chandler decide to throw a Halloween party; Phoebe runs into Ursula and her fiancée, who knows nothing about the "real" Ursula.

Chandler hires a maid, whom Monica suspects is stealing her clothing; Eric has trouble forgetting Ursula when he breaks up with her to date Phoebe.

Hoping to make a good impression, Leonard offers to do Penny the favor of signing for a delivery when she is unable to receive the package herself.

Leonard learns that Penny is seeing someone but soon gathers up the courage, provided by help from his fellow nerds, to ask out another girl.

After he is fired from his job, Sheldon begins to explore life beyond physics, but trouble arises, causing Leonard to call on Sheldon's mother.

Once realizing that his future of ever getting close to Penny will never be, Leonard decides to engage in a one night stand with a fellow female scientist.

Leonard, Sheldon and company put their social skills to the test at Penny's Halloween party, leading to a long and awkward evening.

Wolowitz seduces a friend of Penny's, forcing Penny to give up her apartment and have no choice but stay on the guys' couch.

Koothrappali's parents set him up on a blind date, but complications soon arise when his date is more interested in one of the other guys.

After being invited to a physics conference to present his findings with Leonard, Sheldon refuses to attend the event as he does not want to share the honor.

After listening to Penny's singing, Leonard makes up a lie to avoid hearing her again at an upcoming performance, and Sheldon heightens the deception.

Knowing how Sheldon acts when feeling under the weather, Leonard and the guys get away as soon as possible, leaving Penny to nurse him back to health.

Sheldon becomes extremely jealous of a 15-year-old physics prodigy, so he and Leonard devise a plan to spoil the boy genius' research.

The guys decide to participate in the school Physics Bowl for fun, but Sheldon's overly competitive attitude gets him kicked out of the group.

After purchasing a coveted time machine prop from a classic 1960 film, the guys are excited about its arrival, but the object causes problems for Penny.

When Sheldon's twin sister Missy visits, Leonard, Wolowitz and Koothrappali become infatuated with her, and Leonard comes up with plan to eliminate the others.

Penny tries to plan a surprise birthday party for a reluctant Leonard, but she gets sidetracked when Sheldon tries to live his fantasy in an electronics store.

Leonard finally works up the courage to ask Penny out on a date, and they both end up turning to Sheldon for romantic advice after she says yes.

Claire gets Phil to agree to sell the old family station wagon; Mitchell decides to build a princess castle for Lily; Manny invites a girl over to study.

Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out that Alex likes a boy; Mitchell and Cameron fight over Mitchell's aversion to PDA.

Claire is stuck with the plumber; Manny has an existential crisis; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a friend's themed brunch.

Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help; Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria; Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

Phil and Claire make their family go technology-free; Mitchell and Cameron fight for a good preschool; Gloria takes care of a neighbor's yappy dog.

Claire tries to get the house ready, but nothing goes right; Cameron deals with childhood trauma; Mitchell has a bad day; Gloria acts weird.

Claire and Haley have girl time while sick; smoke detector; Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work; Cameron takes Lily to a commercial.

Manny has a mini-life crisis about getting older; Phil and Claire race to the restaurant; Mitch and Cam get distracted at the mall.

Cameron's mother makes Mitchell uncomfortable; Phil takes Haley's break up hard; Jay's stomach ache is exacerbated by medical website.

Jay and Phil take Manny and Luke to the mall; Claire gets jealous of Gloria helping; Mitch and Cam are horrified by Lily's playground behavior.

Claire becomes a neighborhood vigilante to stop a speeding car; Phil tries to land important listing; Jay teaches Manny to ride a bike; mysterious neighbor.

Claire and Phil question their intellectual drives; Gloria tries to befriend a couple; Mitch and Cam make a disturbing discovery about an old flame.