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Stan inherits money from an uncle's estate after the uncle passes away, and he decides to use the money to buy the rights to a Broadway production.

Snot's family becomes rich when Snot's mother creates a new dipping sauce; Klaus, Stan, Roger and Jeff act as models in a fashion show.

Stan extends an invitation to Roger to join his ham club, but he does so reluctantly; Francine attempts to frighten her neighbor Greg.

Snot learns that his deceased father was a demolition derby driver; Hayley embarks on a road trip with her younger brother so that Steve can learn to drive.

In an attempt to move into Hayley's bedroom, Roger tries to make Hayley graduate from community college; Klaus works on Francine's car.

Stan becomes insecure about what Francine has been dreaming about lately, so Roger helps Stan find a way to enter Francine's dreams.

After being provoked too many times, Klaus decides to leave the family, but a reunion occurs during Klaus' funeral 15 years later.

Francine is spirited away to a desolate Patagonian island, where Roger hopes to improve her terrible cooking; Stan is unable to speak due to a nail in his head.

Steve attempts to prove he is responsible to Francine by looking after Roger's former tumor, Rogu; Francine and Stan get in trouble with their clubs.

Hayley and Steve find themselves trapped in a suburban neighborhood after Hayley takes Steve to a testing center in no-good downtown.

In order to improve himself, Steve receives training as a teppanyaki chef; while on vacation, Commissioner Geiss leaves Carl in charge of his parrot.

Urkel decides to break up with Myra and finally get together with Laura, his true love; Eddie decides to follow in the footsteps of his father and become a cop.

After learning that Steve has a date with Laura, Myra conspires with Stefan; Carl does what he can to control his son during police training.

After learning that Myra spied on him, Steve catches her dressing like Laura; Harriette discovers that her wedding ring was actually bought for someone else.

Dr. Linkletter attempts to encourage Sheldon to befriend more of his fellow college students; Georgie starts carrying a pager around.

Dr. Linkletter, Sheldon and Meemaw work together for a science experiment; Mary succumbs to jealousy when Pastor Jeff and Brenda spend more time together.

Sheldon hesitates to get comfortable with riding in a car after he and Meemaw get into an automobile accident; Missy uses their trauma to get ahead in school.

The IRS claims that Sheldon made a mistake and he becomes determined to prove he did everything correctly; Dale tries to convince Meemaw to get a colonoscopy.

Sheldon is given the opportunity to get an illegal copy of a computer game he is unable to afford; Mary, Meemaw and Brenda go out for a girls' night.

Sheldon's rivalry against Paige is enflamed when she thinks about enrolling at East Texas Tech; Mary hopes to make a chance and seeks advice from June.

Monica and Chandler travel to Ohio to meet a pregnant woman who is considering them for adoption; however, she thinks that the two are a reverend and a doctor.

Phoebe and Rachel catch Chandler getting into a car with a blonde woman and think he's having an affair; Chandler and Monica tell the gang they're moving.

Phoebe's bachelorette party features a rather unexpected surprise when a stripper shows up; Ross and Chandler reflect back on a pact they made in college.

Phoebe asks Joey to give her away at her wedding, which is a task he takes way too seriously; Monica drives Phoebe nuts as her wedding coordinator.

Phoebe tries to teach Joey to speak French for an audition; Ross and Rachel head out to Long Island after her dad has a heart attack.

Phoebe learns that she can change her name to whatever she wants, which turns out to be Princess Consuela Bananahammock; Mark offers Rachel a job in Paris.

Phoebe discovers that Joey's agent Estelle died and, since his life has been changing so much recently, doesn't want to tell him; Ross encourages Rachel to move

The gang throws Rachel a small going away party where she says her goodbyes to everyone as she prepares to leave for Paris; Erica goes into labor at the party.

Ross makes his final decision about his future with Rachel; Monica and Chandler learn that Erica is carrying twins, a boy and a girl.

After hearing Ross's plea at the airport, Rachel gets off the plane to Paris and decides to stay in New York and be with Ross; Chandler and Monica move away.

A woman decides to leave her fiancé at the altar and ends up becoming close to a group of friends trying to make due in the big city.

Ross has trouble with his ex-wife, who insists on leaving Ross out of their child's life; Monica goes on a manic cleaning spree to impress her parents.

Phoebe gets a big settlement after finding a severed thumb in her soda; Chandler resumes smoking; Monica is bored with her boyfriend, who her friends love.

Sheldon surprises Amy by sharing a secret with her about his old laptop computer; Koothrappali reveals to Penny and Bernadette that Leonard and Wolowitz lied.

Sheldon, Amy, Leonard and Penny spend their weekend at a cabin; Koothrappali purchases an overwhelming amount of gifts for Wolowitz and Bernadette's child.

Leonard and Sheldon blow a small argument out of proportion during a group get-together, and they each force their friends to pick sides.

The gang comes across Penny's ex-boyfriend, Zack, while visiting a wine bar; Bernadette is forced to spend her evening with Sheldon.

Sheldon pays Stuart to keep Amy busy; Penny is determined to bond with Leonard's mother, Beverly, when she comes to town for a visit.

Leonard's newly-divorced parents and Sheldon's religious mother arrive in town; Wolowitz and Koothrappali are convinced that the government is out to get them.

In the aftermath of Sheldon's mother having an intimate evening with Leonard's father, the gang is left to deal with an uncomfortable morning the next day.

Howard and the guys agree to meet with an Air Force colonel to discuss a guidance system; Bernadette's coworkers find out she's pregnant.

The guys experience tension while working nonstop to complete the task that was delegated to them by the government; Amy and Penny attend a house party.

Sheldon agrees to Amy's proposal for them to try out a "cohabitation experiment" after her apartment is flooded; Howard and Bernadette's baby's gender.

Sheldon and Amy's plan to cohabitate takes a dramatic turn over a clash in bathroom scheduling; Howard and Bernadette decide not to go on vacation.

Penny discovers her "Serial Ape-ist" performance gathered fans, much to her surprise, after she is invited to attend a comic convention with Leonard.

Sheldon is determined to persuade Amy that they should procreate; Koothrappali struggles to tell the group about what the woman he is dating does for work.

Sheldon becomes jealous when Bert is awarded the MacArthur Genius Grant; Howard finds a remote control Stephen Hawking action figure he previously designed.

Tensions ensue when Sheldon and Amy attempt to divide the furniture and items between their apartment and Penny and Leonard's apartment.

While eating Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's house, everyone decides on their own to sneak into the house that Phil is selling; surprise family trip.

Gloria wins a family seminar with the author of "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer," Debra Radcliffe, who encourages people to get rid of their emotional junk.

Gloria wants to celebrate a white Christmas with her family, so she rents a cabin in the mountains, but nothing goes according to her plan.

Claire and Phil go out to dinner with a couple they met while on vacation and they attempt to make the other couple pick up the tab.

Claire and the children are of tired the ducks being in the house, so they try to get rid of them while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Lily has a sleepover.

Claire recruits the family's help to declutter their home; Cameron frets over Jay's dangerous new pastime activity; Mitchell teaches Gloria how to play golf.

Claire and Phil take on a new dynamic, as Claire runs the closet business and Phil remains behind the scenes, causing Phil to get fed up with being ignored.

When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power all across town, the entire family gathers at Jay and Gloria's house to use their generator.

Phil is curiously frustrated at how easily Claire balances her life; sleep deprived Jay and Gloria go behind each other's backs to cut corners.

Phil's new client happens to be "his type" so he lies to Claire about her; Gloria believes that her yoga teacher is attracted to her and asks Claire to come.

Phil decides to take Claire on a spontaneous trip to Paris; Jay has taken over the bathroom remodel, proving to be hazardous to Gloria, Manny and Joe.

Manny and Luke are put in charge of babysitting Lily; Claire and Gloria have a spa trip planned for themselves; Claire is suspicious of the boys.