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Monica gets together with Fun Bobby, but discovers that when he's not drinking, he's not so fun; Joey wins the role of Dr. Drake Ramoray on "Days of Our Lives."

Ross' ex and her lesbian lover tie the knot, providing Monica with a job catering the wedding; the spirit of a massage client possesses Phoebe.

Ross discovers Marcel's career in commercials while visiting him in California; Joey's first fan turns out to be a delusional stalker.

Rachel and Monica compete for the affections of Jean-Claude Van Damme on a movie set; Chandler meets a former schoolmate who seems hot for him.

Phil decides to take Claire on a spontaneous trip to Paris; Jay has taken over the bathroom remodel, proving to be hazardous to Gloria, Manny and Joe.

Manny and Luke are put in charge of babysitting Lily; Claire and Gloria have a spa trip planned for themselves; Claire is suspicious of the boys.

When Claire brings home a stray dog and asks the kids to help her hide it, Phil takes her evasive behavior as a cry for attention; Gloria invites a couple over.

Claire is on high alert when she becomes convinced that there is a mole in her company before Closet-Con; Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing.

After pushing Hayley to bartend, Stan takes advantage of the information Hayley has acquired of Bullock when he finds that his boss is one of her regulars.

Stan's colleagues share with him the art of scoping out other women without getting caught by their wives; Roger and Klaus spill wine on the Smiths' new couch.

The guys in the locker room won't let Eddie live it down when Urkel accidentally lets it slip that Eddie is still a virgin, making Eddie livid with him.

Carl doesn't believe Eddie when he comes home and says that two cops were harassing him because of his color; Steve goes with Richie to the dentist.

An explosion rips through the school's chemistry lab, and the whole school believes Urkel is to blame and puts him on trial, with Laura acting as his attorney.

Carl convinces Laura to go bowling with Urkel and soon dreams that the two are married and have four children who all look like Urkel.

Sheldon worries about not being able to appease his worried mother and decides to use techniques from a self-help book regarding making friends with others.

Meemaw comes to watch the children after George Sr. is rushed over to the emergency room, but the children break away to try getting to the hospital.

After Sheldon accidentally chokes on breakfast sausage, he begins to struggle with a fear of solid foods and has his first encounter with comic books.

Sheldon is unsure of how to react to his newfound popularity after he assists the football team with the help of applied statistics.

A representative from NASA dismisses Sheldon's science while visiting his school, which makes Sheldon determined to prove him wrong.

The children brainstorm different ways to resolve a family feud, which was sparked when Meemaw wouldn't let George Sr. see her brisket recipe.

After having a fight with Chandler, Joey decides to move out; Rachel and Phoebe decide to get tattoos; Monica's father disapproves of her dating Richard.

Phoebe is discovered by a record producer who wants to make "Smelly Cat" a video; Joey considers moving back in with Chandler, but Chandler has a new roommate.

Joey's soap opera character gets dropped down an elevator shaft; much to Chandler's horror, Phoebe helps Chandler bond with his new roommate.

Creeped out by his bizarre new roommate, Chandler demands he move out; a new book on female empowerment inspires the ladies to have a "goddess meeting."

Phoebe's world view is shattered when she learns how "Old Yeller" really ends; Monica becomes jealous when Richard begins going out with Joey and Chandler.

Chandler and Ross run into two bullies at the coffee shop; Monica is forced to get a job at a 50's theme restaurant after losing her cash in the stock market.

The gang plans a surprise party for Rachel, but even they show surprise when they discover that both of her estranged parents have shown up.

Phoebe catches chicken pox just as her old flame arrives in town on leave from the Navy; Joey gets a job at Chandler's office but decides to play it as a role.

Rachel agrees to be maid of honor at her ex-fiancé's wedding; to get a role in Warren Beatty's new movie, Joey needs to practice kissing other guys.

Ross reveals a fantasy to Rachel involving a certain "Star Wars" character; Chandler wants Joey and Janice to bond, so they spend the day together.

Ross is in a hurry to get everyone dressed for an important banquet at the museum but no one is co-operating; Ross offers to drink a glass of fat.

Monica uses her free time after breaking up with Richard to make jam and considers insemination through a sperm bank; Phoebe dates a man who stalks her twin.

Phoebe pretends to be Joey's agent and has some success in getting him auditions; Ross is upset when Ben brings a Barbie doll on his weekend visit.

Phoebe has trouble bonding with her half-brother when the estranged relative is in town for a visit; Joey attempts to build an entertainment center.

Penny decides to buy Leonard and Sheldon "Star Trek" collectibles as a friendly gesture, but Sheldon accidentally breaks Leonard's Mr. Spock; Raj's future wife.

The young scientists meet their idol, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, and Sheldon plans on outshining his peers with his intellect.

Howard's wedding plans are put in peril when the guys throw him a bachelor party; Bernadette reconsiders marrying Howard after learning about his history.

Howard must face his fears when NASA decides to move up the scheduling of his mission, which could put the wedding plans in jeopardy.

Brian Anderson and Bob Costas present the game with Ron Darling and Jeff Francoeur serving as primary analysts. Ernie Johnson and Lauren Shehadi host in studio.

Coverage of professional baseball.

Brian Anderson and Bob Costas present the game with Ron Darling and Jeff Francoeur serving as the primary analysts. Ernie Johnson and Lauren Shehadi.

Chandler is about to buy Janice an expensive gift until he learns she still has feelings for her ex-husband; the gang pokes ugly naked guy to see if he's alive.

The gang plays a game of touch football on Thanksgiving; Joey and Chandler argue over who gets to date a model; sibling rivalry dominates Monica and Ross.

Rachel makes a rash decision after Gunther tells her she needs to be retrained; Phoebe tries to help Joey when he gets a job selling Christmas trees.

A drunken Chandler fools around with one of Joey's sisters, but can't remember which one; Ross is suspicious about Rachel's job offer from a good-looking guy.

Ross becomes jealous when he thinks he catches Rachel's new coworker whispering sweet nothings in her ear; Joey attempts to teach a hard dance routine.

Monica's willpower is tested when she runs into Richard at the video store; Joey agrees to read "Little Women," while Rachel agrees to read "The Shining."

Manny convinces the family to join the wedding when Dede gets remarried; Jay is ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good; Claire and Mitchell work on toast.

Claire wants to fire one of her employees, but she can't find the right time to do so; Phil believes that he caught Luke in his bed with a girl.

The recent events that transpired lead the Dunphys to New York; Mich, Cam and Lily go to the Midwest; Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Juarez, Mexico.

Jay tries to give a good first impression to the new neighbors across the street and goes out of his way to do so; Manny decides to try to get a girlfriend.

The Dunphys and the Pritchetts clash when Luke decides that to better his college applications he will run for senior class president against Manny.

Phil is ecstatic to be invited to appear in a real-estate segment for the local news; Phil meets the local weatherman hero Rainer Shine.

Luke's Halloween party does not turn out the way he had hoped and is at risk of being the worst party of the year; the Dunphys being in Rod Skyhook.

Jay's only sanctuary and favorite place in the world begins to lose its charm when Phil starts to think about becoming a member; Claire misjudges her influence.