While eating Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's house, everyone decides on their own to sneak into the house that Phil is selling; surprise family trip.
Gloria wins a family seminar with the author of "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer," Debra Radcliffe, who encourages people to get rid of their emotional junk.
Claire and the children are of tired the ducks being in the house, so they try to get rid of them while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Lily has a sleepover.
Claire recruits the family's help to declutter their home; Cameron frets over Jay's dangerous new pastime activity; Mitchell teaches Gloria how to play golf.
Claire and Phil take on a new dynamic, as Claire runs the closet business and Phil remains behind the scenes, causing Phil to get fed up with being ignored.
Phil's new client happens to be "his type" so he lies to Claire about her; Gloria believes that her yoga teacher is attracted to her and asks Claire to come.
When Claire brings home a stray dog and asks the kids to help her hide it, Phil takes her evasive behavior as a cry for attention; Gloria invites a couple over.
Claire is on high alert when she becomes convinced that there is a mole in her company before Closet-Con; Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing.
The girls break out binoculars to peek at their neighbor across the street, a former White House advisor; Joey and Chandler take Ross to a hockey game.
Joey tricks Monica into posing as his new gal pal to attract an ex-girlfriend; Chandler has a difficult time breaking up with his annoying girlfriend, Janice.
Joey gets his big opening when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt; Chandler has second thoughts about a married woman who wants him to be her sex toy.
A major blackout leaves New York without power and Chandler stuck in an ATM vestibule with a Victoria's Secret model whom he desperately tries to impress.
Chandler has mixed feelings when his mom, a romance novelist, comes to New York to visit; meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the "attention" of Coma Guy.
Ross refuses to find out the sex of his baby until it's born; Chandler and Joey go shopping for a new kitchen table and come home with a Foozball table.
After Chandler accidentally sees Rachel topless after a shower, she demands to see him naked in return; no one can stand Phoebe's irritating new boyfriend.
Monica's gourmet meal is wasted on a stoned food critic that will eat anything; Ross has a date with a beautiful colleague who is interested in his monkey.
Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, Ursula, making Phoebe feel neglected; Chandler has trouble firing an attractive employee; Ross has parenthood doubts.
Amy lies to Sheldon about repairs being done to her apartment in an effort to keep her living situation from changing; Penny secretly moves Leonard's items.
Sheldon attempts to give Amy her annual birthday present, but the couple is constantly interrupted; Bernadette is rushed to the hospital as she goes into labor.
Sheldon and Amy return from their holiday trip to Texas and recount the terrible events that took place during their trip; Leonard and Penny get a tree.
Leonard and Wolowitz have trouble keeping pace with their guidance system due to Sheldon's pestering, so they set out occupy him with tickets to a railway.
When Amy discovers that Sheldon has been sharing intimate details of their relationship at work, they have their first fight since becoming cohabitants.
The Jokers head to Raising Cane's where they raise mayhem and then ask for help carrying furniture; later, the loser gets strapped to a fast-moving race car.
Manny convinces the family to join the wedding when Dede gets remarried; Jay is ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good; Claire and Mitchell work on toast.
Jay tries to give a good first impression to the new neighbors across the street and goes out of his way to do so; Manny decides to try to get a girlfriend.
Jay's only sanctuary and favorite place in the world begins to lose its charm when Phil starts to think about becoming a member; Claire misjudges her influence.
Phil tries to get used to the fact that Rainer Shine is dating his daughter while Hayley must tell her father that she would rather spend Thanksgiving with him.
Hayley's idea for a fun girls' day with Rainer Shine's teen daughter turns out to be more angst-filled than she thought; Luke falls into a damaging situation.
Manny and Luke agree to throw the school's lavish winter dance but soon end up in a mess due to a texting error; Gloria, Claire, Mitchell and Cam volunteer.