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Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out that Alex likes a boy; Mitchell and Cameron fight over Mitchell's aversion to PDA.

Claire is stuck with the plumber; Manny has an existential crisis; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a friend's themed brunch.

Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help; Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria; Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

Phil and Claire make their family go technology-free; Mitchell and Cameron fight for a good preschool; Gloria takes care of a neighbor's yappy dog.

Claire tries to get the house ready, but nothing goes right; Cameron deals with childhood trauma; Mitchell has a bad day; Gloria acts weird.

Claire and Haley have girl time while sick; smoke detector; Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work; Cameron takes Lily to a commercial.

Manny has a mini-life crisis about getting older; Phil and Claire race to the restaurant; Mitch and Cam get distracted at the mall.

Cameron's mother makes Mitchell uncomfortable; Phil takes Haley's break up hard; Jay's stomach ache is exacerbated by medical website.

Jay and Phil take Manny and Luke to the mall; Claire gets jealous of Gloria helping; Mitch and Cam are horrified by Lily's playground behavior.

Claire becomes a neighborhood vigilante to stop a speeding car; Phil tries to land important listing; Jay teaches Manny to ride a bike; mysterious neighbor.

Claire and Phil question their intellectual drives; Gloria tries to befriend a couple; Mitch and Cam make a disturbing discovery about an old flame.

The kids try to surprise Phil and Claire, but they get surprised; Jay and Gloria's getaway is thwarted; Mitch and Cam try to get into a trendy restaurant.

Phil and Claire decide to revisit last Valentine's Day's scenario; Jay plans an elaborate surprise for Gloria; an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Mitchell causes drama over the guest list for Lily's birthday party; Jay and Gloria attempt to deal with the gathering of misfits.

Sheldon learns to become a better listener while Paige struggles to cope with her parents' divorce; Georgie avoids doing his chores by paying others to do them.

A camping trip with George Sr., Georgie and Meemaw's new boyfriend gets complicated when Dr. Sturgis joins as well; Sheldon and Missy invent their own game.

Sheldon and Georgie attempt to find platinum by mining roadside gravel; Mary worries about Missy when she tries to overcome a batting slump with religion.

Meemaw is introduced to Dale's ex-wife; Sheldon is put in group with hesitant college students and forced to do a project with them.

Sheldon visits the CalTech campus; Georgie is angry at Mary for eavesdropping in on a conversation with his girlfriend; Meemaw tries to make Missy feel better.

Dr. Sturgis is greatly hurt when Sheldon says he plagiarized something; Mary attempts to find a girl-appropriate trophy to present at Missy's baseball ceremony.

Joey will go to any length to win the Soapie Award he was nominated for; Monica realizes that aside from Chandler, she's lost her way with men.

Joey auditions for a naked role in a big movie; Rachel and Phoebe plan Monica's wedding shower; Ross becomes attracted to his cousin after she visits.

Rachel's college friend can't remember a scandalous kiss from the past; Chandler and Ross argue for possession of Val Kilmer's tuxedo.

With four weeks left before the wedding, Chandler and Monica turn to memories of the past to aid them in writing their wedding vows.

Ross and Rachel hit the freeway together when Monica's Porsche shows up again; Chandler and Monica go off to Vegas to find Chandler's dad.

Chandler is up to his old antics during the rehearsal dinner for his wedding; Joey deals with a prodigious actor's spitting problem on set.

Ross desperately searches for Chandler after he goes missing; the girls are shocked when a positive pregnancy test turns out to be Rachel's.

The gang learns that Rachel is pregnant; Joey tries to impress a Broadway director who's dating Chandler's mom; Chandler's shoes make it hard for him to dance.

Joey finds a sweater from a one-night stand that Rachel had a month ago and deduces that it belongs to the father; Joey proposes to both Phoebe and Rachel.

Rachel tells Ross that he is the father of her baby; Monica and Chandler become jealous of another honeymooning couple who get bumped to first class.

Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their latest tryst, so they go to Ross's video to prove who came on to who; Monica and Chandler talk about honeymoon.

Joey sets Rachel up on a date with one of his co-stars, which doesn't sit well with Ross; Ross discovers that a coworker of Chandler's has been calling him Toby

Raj must deliver a message on behalf of NASA that will announce the potential future discovery of alien life forms; Penny considers returning to acting.

Leonard gives a speech to the students graduating from his old high school; Wolowitz doubts his abilities when he and Sheldon fail to fly a remote helicopter.

As Sheldon and Leonard prepare to accept an award for their paper, they receive a visit from both their mothers; Bernadette wants help keeping the house clean.

Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to set a date for their wedding ceremony, all while coming to terms with some major relationship changes with Amy.

Amy takes some time away from Sheldon to collect her thoughts; Leonard and Penny's wedding plans are uncertain as Penny comes to terms with his infidelity.

Leonard speaks with the woman he kissed; Sheldon tries to hurt Amy with "Fun with Flags"; Bernadette is guilt-ridden about lying to Penny.

The guys take Leonard to Mexico for an overdue bachelor party weekend; the girls urge Penny to admit to her family that she eloped with Leonard.

Sheldon finds his living arrangements will be undergoing a major change; Howard and Raj form a group to play music at the Comic Book Store.

Wrestlers compete in the squared circle as they pursue the prestigious championship belts and go up against hated opponents in budding rivalries.

The Jokers react to a phone call and offer absurd event tickets to people on the street and the losing Joker is joined by alien ALF and his planet's cuisines.

The Jokers are bad receptionists and must do and say what the other guys tell them, then it's a Joker vs. Joker challenge with Joey Fatone.

Q and Murr hang around watching outtakes, as they wait for Sal to show up with dinner.

Phil and Claire get into a fight, and Jay and Gloria mediate; Jay regrets a karaoke machine; Cameron gets Mitchell and Luke to help with a fundraising event.

Claire tries to negotiate peace while Phil sneaks off to the spa; Jay's plans horrify Gloria; Cameron unearths some disturbing artifacts while researching.

Phil and Claire worry about Luke's new friend; Jay interrupts Mitchell and Cameron's night out; Haley has adventures in babysitting Lily.

Cameron takes his role as interim music director a little too seriously; Jay's brother is in town; Phil gets the family to be in his new ad.

Mitchell and Cameron try to assign legal guardians for Lily, but they find disturbing behavior as they secretly assess their family members.

Claire and Gloria spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids; Phil and Jay prepare a special dinner; Cameron gets self-conscious over being the mother.

Phil and Claire decide to swap parenting roles for the day; Jay gives business advice; Cameron's illness leaves Mitchell torn over a pair of in-demand tickets.

Jay tries to hide a botox mishap while everyone gathers before Alex's graduation; Cameron is upset with Mitchell; Phil antagonizes Claire.

Jay wants a quiet birthday, but the family has other plans; Claire and Mitchell get trapped; Phil runs into his old nemesis; Cameron gets into some hot water.

In search of some outdoor fun, the family heads to Wyoming where they try their hands at cattle herding and skeet shooting; Jay gets in a fight with a cowboy.

Mitch and Cam share their intentions to adopt another child with the family, but Lily's desires become cause for concern; Claire and Jay try to prove a point.

Gloria can't stand Jay's growing relationship with Stella; Cameron goes on a fast with some rather terrible timing; Claire tries to teach life lessons.

Claire petitions the city in hopes of getting a stop sign installed; Phil and Luke want to be viral sensations; Jay helps Manny with a fundraiser.