TV Guide tbs Wednesday

Claire gets Phil to agree to sell the old family station wagon; Mitchell decides to build a princess castle for Lily; Manny invites a girl over to study.

Gloria decides to cook more traditional Colombian meals; Claire finds out that Alex likes a boy; Mitchell and Cameron fight over Mitchell's aversion to PDA.

Claire is stuck with the plumber; Manny has an existential crisis; Mitchell and Cameron use the quake to get out of a friend's themed brunch.

Claire and Mitchell enlist each other's help; Jay tries to prove a point to Gloria; Haley gives Alex advice on how to be cool.

Phil and Claire make their family go technology-free; Mitchell and Cameron fight for a good preschool; Gloria takes care of a neighbor's yappy dog.

Claire tries to get the house ready, but nothing goes right; Cameron deals with childhood trauma; Mitchell has a bad day; Gloria acts weird.

Claire and Haley have girl time while sick; smoke detector; Gloria and Manny surprise Jay at work; Cameron takes Lily to a commercial.

Manny has a mini-life crisis about getting older; Phil and Claire race to the restaurant; Mitch and Cam get distracted at the mall.

Cameron's mother makes Mitchell uncomfortable; Phil takes Haley's break up hard; Jay's stomach ache is exacerbated by medical website.

Jay and Phil take Manny and Luke to the mall; Claire gets jealous of Gloria helping; Mitch and Cam are horrified by Lily's playground behavior.

Claire becomes a neighborhood vigilante to stop a speeding car; Phil tries to land important listing; Jay teaches Manny to ride a bike; mysterious neighbor.

Claire and Phil question their intellectual drives; Gloria tries to befriend a couple; Mitch and Cam make a disturbing discovery about an old flame.

The kids try to surprise Phil and Claire, but they get surprised; Jay and Gloria's getaway is thwarted; Mitch and Cam try to get into a trendy restaurant.

Phil and Claire decide to revisit last Valentine's Day's scenario; Jay plans an elaborate surprise for Gloria; an admirer comes between Cameron and Mitchell.

Sheldon goes all out when he gets to attend his first comic book convention; Mary goes into business to try and sell make-up.

Sheldon makes friends when he meets the occupants of the dorm that neighbors his; George Sr. must deal with the realization that his job is in trouble.

Sheldon finds himself in a disagreement with a new scientist in the lab; Mary is gifted with a lottery ticket.

Sheldon goes on a science road trip with two doctors and lands himself in the middle of nowhere; Georgie refuses to tell the truth about how old he is.

An old friend comes to Sheldon with an odd request; George Sr. and Mary get caught in the middle as Meemaw and Dale break up; George admits the truth to Mandy.

The death of one of his heroes leaves Sheldon reeling; Missy sets up to babysit; George agonizes over his secrets.

Monica tries to make up for having an exotic dancer at her bachelorette party by hiring Chandler a stripper; Rachel tells her dad she's pregnant.

Monica invites an old friend from high school over for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross; Joey vows to eat turkey.

Monica's expensive new boots hurt her feet, but she's determined to prove to Chandler that her purchase was worth it; Ben goes to school with Sting's son.

Mona wants to send joint Christmas cards with Ross; Chandler's boss wants to go out with him and Monica; Rachel's hormones drive her to come on to Joey.

Joey wants to take Rachel to dinner on a pretend date to practice his dating skills, but soon develops romantic feelings for her; gang addicted to Mrs. Pacman.

Monica turns Chandler on to the concept of taking a bath to relax; Ross and Rachel toss baby names around while deciding whether to learn the baby's sex.

Chandler realizes he's never seen what's in the closet by the bathroom and tries to break in; Joey suggests that Rachel should move in with Ross, for the baby.

Monica and Chandler's romantic Valentine's Day is interrupted when they watch a videotape of Phoebe's friend giving birth; Mona dumps Ross; Joey loves Rachel.

Joey takes Rachel out to dinner to reveal his feelings about her; though she doesn't feel the same way they pledge to remain friends.

When Phoebe's tea leaves reveal to her that she's about to meet the man of her dreams, the man she ends up meeting is a nightmare.

Everyone prepares for the Gellers' wedding anniversary in Long Island; Monica struggles to prepare the perfect toast; Phoebe invites her new boyfriend, Parker.

Joey prepares for his epic interview with Soap Opera Digest, reminiscing about his past acting experiences, his friends and his romantic life.

After the revelation of an embarrassing secret ruins her first date with Leonard, Penny discovers an unwilling confidant in Sheldon.

After seeing Penny with a new man, Leonard turns to Leslie Winkle, but the decision angers Sheldon, who considers the woman his arch-nemesis.

Sheldon introduces Penny to the world of online video gaming, but he soon realizes his mistake when she gets addicted and constantly pesters him for advice.

Raj gains notoriety from a magazine article, but the newfound celebrity leads him to distance himself from the guys and romantically pursue Penny.

In order to get Sheldon to confront his longstanding fear of driving, Leonard and the gang decide it is up to them to stage an intervention.

A young graduate student's attraction to Sheldon confuses everyone, including Sheldon, forcing them to contemplate the mystery of his love life.

Penny vows revenge on Sheldon after he bans her from the apartment for a series of petty infractions; Howard and Raj look for "The Next Top Model" house.

Howard thinks he has finally found the love of his life, but Leonard inadvertently steals her away, which causes a serious problem for the friends.

Wrestlers compete in the squared circle as they pursue the prestigious championship belts and go up against hated opponents in budding rivalries.

The Jokers pretend to be bellhops and need to do and say what they're told while assisting unsuspecting guests to their rooms. The guys give away tickets.

The Jokers pretend to be med students in training with standardized patient actors, then play the hero and break up a public fight hoping to earn applause. Late

Sal, Q and Murr crash and burn into the product displays and hiding in tight spaces, but one of them must face the music with celebrity guest Bret Michaels.

Mitchell causes drama over the guest list for Lily's birthday party; Jay and Gloria attempt to deal with the gathering of misfits.

Phil and Claire get into a fight, and Jay and Gloria mediate; Jay regrets a karaoke machine; Cameron gets Mitchell and Luke to help with a fundraising event.

Claire tries to negotiate peace while Phil sneaks off to the spa; Jay's plans horrify Gloria; Cameron unearths some disturbing artifacts while researching.

Phil and Claire worry about Luke's new friend; Jay interrupts Mitchell and Cameron's night out; Haley has adventures in babysitting Lily.

Cameron takes his role as interim music director a little too seriously; Jay's brother is in town; Phil gets the family to be in his new ad.

Mitchell and Cameron try to assign legal guardians for Lily, but they find disturbing behavior as they secretly assess their family members.

Claire and Gloria spend Mother's Day hiking with the kids; Phil and Jay prepare a special dinner; Cameron gets self-conscious over being the mother.

Phil and Claire decide to swap parenting roles for the day; Jay gives business advice; Cameron's illness leaves Mitchell torn over a pair of in-demand tickets.

Jay tries to hide a botox mishap while everyone gathers before Alex's graduation; Cameron is upset with Mitchell; Phil antagonizes Claire.

Jay wants a quiet birthday, but the family has other plans; Claire and Mitchell get trapped; Phil runs into his old nemesis; Cameron gets into some hot water.

In search of some outdoor fun, the family heads to Wyoming where they try their hands at cattle herding and skeet shooting; Jay gets in a fight with a cowboy.

Mitch and Cam share their intentions to adopt another child with the family, but Lily's desires become cause for concern; Claire and Jay try to prove a point.

Gloria can't stand Jay's growing relationship with Stella; Cameron goes on a fast with some rather terrible timing; Claire tries to teach life lessons.