TV Guide tbs Wednesday

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Jokers' mothers visit as overprotective parents meeting a Joker's girlfriend; a Joker must convince a stranger to pose as his girlfriend.

The family gathers to celebrate Alex's graduation, minus Phil, who, after getting stuck in Seattle, discovered a way to attend using Skype and a robot.

Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth and forces herself and Andy to come to terms with their real emotions; Cam tries to get Mitch to return to work.

Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex tells them the wrong college move-in date; Luke would rather hang out with his friends than stay with Phil at his open house.

Phil decides to convince Claire that Dylan should temporarily move in with them, but when he sees Dylan getting too close to Haley, he begins to rethink things.

Phil builds a habitat for the duck eggs and convinces Lily to help him hatch them; Claire is anxious about telling Jay and his team about her ideas for closets.

Claire wants to make sure that Haley and Alex have fun on "Bring Your Daughter to Work Day"; Phil helps Luke and Manny's class with community service day.

Luke is arrested for driving without his license; Claire and Phil catch Alex trying to sneak out of the house to go to a liquor store.

While eating Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's house, everyone decides on their own to sneak into the house that Phil is selling; surprise family trip.

Gloria wins a family seminar with the author of "Clean Out Your Junk Drawer," Debra Radcliffe, who encourages people to get rid of their emotional junk.

Gloria wants to celebrate a white Christmas with her family, so she rents a cabin in the mountains, but nothing goes according to her plan.

Claire and Phil go out to dinner with a couple they met while on vacation and they attempt to make the other couple pick up the tab.

Claire and the children are of tired the ducks being in the house, so they try to get rid of them while Phil is visiting Alex at college; Lily has a sleepover.

Sheldon is unsure of how to react to his newfound popularity after he assists the football team with the help of applied statistics.

A representative from NASA dismisses Sheldon's science while visiting his school, which makes Sheldon determined to prove him wrong.

The children brainstorm different ways to resolve a family feud, which was sparked when Meemaw wouldn't let George Sr. see her brisket recipe.

George Sr. brings the boys with him on a road trip to observe a space shuttle launch; Mary, Missy and Meemaw plan a girls' weekend together.

When Georgie's poor academic performance threatens his future chances of playing football, George Sr. tries making a deal with Sheldon to tutor him.

Sheldon's family experiences difficulties while getting used to living without Sheldon when he moves to Dallas for a school that teaches gifted children.

Joey finds a sweater from a one-night stand that Rachel had a month ago and deduces that it belongs to the father; Joey proposes to both Phoebe and Rachel.

Rachel tells Ross that he is the father of her baby; Monica and Chandler become jealous of another honeymooning couple who get bumped to first class.

Ross and Rachel argue over who initiated their latest tryst, so they go to Ross's video to prove who came on to who; Monica and Chandler talk about honeymoon.

Joey sets Rachel up on a date with one of his co-stars, which doesn't sit well with Ross; Ross discovers that a coworker of Chandler's has been calling him Toby

Monica and Chandler decide to throw a Halloween party; Phoebe runs into Ursula and her fiancée, who knows nothing about the "real" Ursula.

Chandler hires a maid, whom Monica suspects is stealing her clothing; Eric has trouble forgetting Ursula when he breaks up with her to date Phoebe.

Monica tries to make up for having an exotic dancer at her bachelorette party by hiring Chandler a stripper; Rachel tells her dad she's pregnant.

Monica invites an old friend from high school over for Thanksgiving dinner, unaware that he started a "We Hate Rachel" club with Ross; Joey vows to eat turkey.

Monica's expensive new boots hurt her feet, but she's determined to prove to Chandler that her purchase was worth it; Ben goes to school with Sting's son.

Mona wants to send joint Christmas cards with Ross; Chandler's boss wants to go out with him and Monica; Rachel's hormones drive her to come on to Joey.

Joey wants to take Rachel to dinner on a pretend date to practice his dating skills, but soon develops romantic feelings for her; gang addicted to Mrs. Pacman.

Monica turns Chandler on to the concept of taking a bath to relax; Ross and Rachel toss baby names around while deciding whether to learn the baby's sex.

Leonard and Penny experiment with dating and their new relationship; Raj develops a rather peculiar relationship with his phone's virtual assistant.

Sheldon makes selfish demands that force him and Leonard to reconsider their long-time friendship; Howard is in the process of picking his astronaut name.

Sheldon is forced to use his vacation time, so he goes to work with Amy in her neurobiology lab; Bernadette wants Howard to think about signing a pre-nup.

Sheldon clashes with his nemesis Kripke at work when an office at the university opens up; a gift from Amy makes Penny feel uncomfortable with the gesture.

A change in Sheldon's routine makes him reevaluate his life when his barber gets sick; astronaut training causes Howard to rethink his trip to space.

Sheldon makes a bold choice when he chooses to stay for an all guys' 48-hour gaming weekend rather than go with Amy to her aunt's birthday party.

Penny decides to buy Leonard and Sheldon "Star Trek" collectibles as a friendly gesture, but Sheldon accidentally breaks Leonard's Mr. Spock; Raj's future wife.

The young scientists meet their idol, renowned theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, and Sheldon plans on outshining his peers with his intellect.

Wrestlers compete in the squared circle as they pursue the prestigious championship belts and go up against hated opponents in budding rivalries.

The Jokers are hitting the floor as restaurant owners of a New York Pizzeria, forced to say and do whatever wacky things the other guys tell them to.

The Jokers ask strangers if their radio ad is good. One joker will be getting revenge in an elaborate punishment that the other two are really going to feel.

The Jokers' mothers visit as overprotective parents meeting a Joker's girlfriend; a Joker must convince a stranger to pose as his girlfriend.

Claire recruits the family's help to declutter their home; Cameron frets over Jay's dangerous new pastime activity; Mitchell teaches Gloria how to play golf.

Claire and Phil take on a new dynamic, as Claire runs the closet business and Phil remains behind the scenes, causing Phil to get fed up with being ignored.

When a huge thunderstorm knocks out the power all across town, the entire family gathers at Jay and Gloria's house to use their generator.

Phil is curiously frustrated at how easily Claire balances her life; sleep deprived Jay and Gloria go behind each other's backs to cut corners.

Phil's new client happens to be "his type" so he lies to Claire about her; Gloria believes that her yoga teacher is attracted to her and asks Claire to come.

Phil decides to take Claire on a spontaneous trip to Paris; Jay has taken over the bathroom remodel, proving to be hazardous to Gloria, Manny and Joe.

Manny and Luke are put in charge of babysitting Lily; Claire and Gloria have a spa trip planned for themselves; Claire is suspicious of the boys.

When Claire brings home a stray dog and asks the kids to help her hide it, Phil takes her evasive behavior as a cry for attention; Gloria invites a couple over.

Claire is on high alert when she becomes convinced that there is a mole in her company before Closet-Con; Phil and Gloria confront Auntie Alice for stealing.

Manny convinces the family to join the wedding when Dede gets remarried; Jay is ecstatic that Dede is moving on for good; Claire and Mitchell work on toast.

Claire wants to fire one of her employees, but she can't find the right time to do so; Phil believes that he caught Luke in his bed with a girl.

The recent events that transpired lead the Dunphys to New York; Mich, Cam and Lily go to the Midwest; Jay, Gloria, Manny and Joe go to Juarez, Mexico.

Jay tries to give a good first impression to the new neighbors across the street and goes out of his way to do so; Manny decides to try to get a girlfriend.