Fran accidentally brings another woman's baby home, prompting the police to arrest her for kidnapping; Niles pays a call girl to pretend to be C.C.'s friend.
On her 30th birthday, Nicolette is disappointed about not yet having a baby, so she asks Malcolm to father a child for her via artificial insemination.
For a fund-raiser, Steve attempts to reunite the Hi-Tops, but learns that they've formed a new band without him, so he makes some new music with Regina.
It is decided that Eddie must be neutered after he impregnates the neighbor's dog, but when Niles and Frasier try to catch him, he escapes to the streets.
Roseanne reluctantly goes with Crystal to play bingo, but after winning $50 she gets hooked on the game and leaves Dan and the kids to look after the baby.
Dan and Arnie are on the worst bowling team in the league, but when they start making progress to get out of last place, unexpected competition arises.
Bev comes to the aid of the Conners when Roseanne throws her back out and is bed-ridden, instantly becoming loved by the children as she spoils them all.
George attempts to teach his niece the value of working hard by putting her to work at the factory, but she uses her feminine charm to get everything she wants.
Al is able to turn Peg into the perfect wife when she gets amnesia, and he even gets to have a wrestling watching party, until Marcy discovers what he has done.
Doug runs into trouble when he realizes he can't get in contact with the friends he met with Carrie, Neal and Marcy because he doesn't know their phone number.
Carrie is hesitant to accept Doug's new gig as a part-time bartender until he starts bringing home large tips; Arthur plots a coup at the senior center.
Doug and Carrie hire Lou Ferrigno as their personal trainer; Arthur learns he was cheated out of a consolation prize and does his best to try and collect.
George gives Ernie a glowing job evaluation to ensure that he is not fired, but his plan backfires when his unqualified buddy is promoted to team leader.