Cozi TV TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Wednesday, 7 October 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E8 · Love Bites Comedy

Love Bites

George attempts to warn Carmen about the sexual intentions of boys, but he realizes that his words have fallen on deaf ears when she comes home with a hickey.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E10 · Charity Comedy

Charity

Angie joins various volunteer organizations as a way to occupy some of her free time, but she soon realizes she has bitten off more than she can chew.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E12 · This Old Casa Comedy

This Old Casa

George decides to remodel his mother's dilapidated bathroom in an effort to have her show him signs of appreciation, but his plan fails.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S2 · E13 · Super Bowl Comedy

Super Bowl

George pushes his mother to fix her strained relationship with her terminally ill brother, but Benny is more concerned with getting his Super Bowl tickets.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S7 · E25 · Couch Potatoes Comedy

Couch Potatoes

Family habits must change after the Conners are selected as a Nielsen family, prompting Roseanne to control everyone's television-watching preferences.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S7 · E26 · Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute Comedy

Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

The Conners play the roles of "Gilligan's Island" characters in Dan's fantasy as he is torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E5 · The Ex-Niles Comedy

The Ex-Niles

Fran and C.C. hire a professional psychologist to observe their actions around the Sheffield house in an effort to determine which of them is right for Maxwell.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E6 · A Decent Proposal Comedy

A Decent Proposal

The entire Sheffield family accompanies Maxwell and C.C. to Atlantic City for a meeting with Chevy Chase; Niles struggles to control his gambling habit.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E7 · Mommy and Mai Comedy

Mommy and Mai

Fran and Val receive a visit from the young Cambodian orphan that they adopted while in school, but their "daughter" is now a young woman with ulterior motives.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E8 · Fair Weather Fran Comedy

Fair Weather Fran

The Fine family finally meets Yetta's fiancé and Sylvia immediately dislikes him; Fran auditions to be the weather girl for a television news station.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S2 · E1 · On a Dead Guy's Bench Comedy

On a Dead Guy's Bench

Bob must rethink his proposal plans when he learns that Abishola believes having a tradition marriage is not worth the hassle that could come with it.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

S4 · E16 · Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock! Comedy

Mmm, Fresh Baked Sock!

Abishola is forced to attend the funeral of an aunt she hated; the first batch of socks causes trouble for Bob until relief comes from an unlikely source.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E1 · The Pen Pal Comedy

The Pen Pal

Fran's pen pal asks to meet her in person after years of correspondence, which makes Fran anxious due to the amount of exaggeration contained in her letters.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E2 · Franny and the Professor Comedy

Franny and the Professor

C.C. and her equally mean brother conspire to have fun at Fran's expense by having her compete against intellectuals on a popular game show.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E3 · The Dope Diamond Comedy

The Dope Diamond

Fran's boyfriend proposes to her after only two weeks of dating, which makes Maxwell suspicious of the individual; Fran and her mother attend a therapy session.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S3 · E4 · A Fine Family Feud Comedy

A Fine Family Feud

Fran schedules to have Maggie's 16th birthday party at her aunt's dance club, but she must first settle a decades-old argument between her mother and her aunt.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E6 · Business Still Sucks Comedy

Business Still Sucks

As a result of the demanding nature of his female customers, Al attempts to change the nature of the business in order to exclusively cater to men.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E7 · Dial "B" for Virgin Comedy

Dial "B" for Virgin

While Bud struggles with his new duties working at the virgin hotline, Al and Peggy try to decide what movie to rent from the store, but they can't agree.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E8 · Sleepless in Chicago Comedy

Sleepless in Chicago

Jefferson asks Al to lay next to Marcy in bed while he runs to the store and attempts to trick her by exchanging a valuable Barbie doll for one that is not.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S9 · E9 · No Pot to Pease In Comedy

No Pot to Pease In

Kelly tells producers almost everything about the Bundy family in an effort to get a part on a new sitcom, which causes a change in the show's direction.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E12 · Wedding Presence Comedy

Wedding Presence

When the Heffernan's and the Palmer's are invited to an out of town wedding, Doug and Carrie will do almost anything to avoid attending.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E18 · Papa Pill Comedy

Papa Pill

Carrie enrolls Arthur in Theme Dances at the senior center but after two nights, Arthur swears hell's wrath would be better and begs Doug not to make him go.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E1 · Shower the People You Love with Stuff Comedy

Shower the People You Love with Stuff

Roseanne hopes her baby shower gifts can be exchanged to pay for her baby crib; Becky and Darlene fight over painting the nursery.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E2 · Let Them Eat Junk Comedy

Let Them Eat Junk

Jackie gets angry when she learns that Roseanne fed her baby junk food; D.J. spends the day with Dan to learn more about him.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E3 · Roseanne in the Hood Comedy

Roseanne in the Hood

Roseanne grows worried about the Lunch Box when a new restaurant opens nearby and immediately devises a series of schemes to thwart the eatery's progress.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E4 · The Last Date Comedy

The Last Date

Roseanne grabs Dan for a night out on the town before the baby is born and she has trouble resisting the temptation to crash a bar mitzvah.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E6 · The Fifties Show Comedy

The Fifties Show

The Conners take a trip back to the 1950s, living the life of the sitcoms wherein Roseanne is the always happy housewife and Dan is the workhorse husband.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S8 · E7 · The Getaway, Almost Comedy

The Getaway, Almost

Roseanne and Jackie have a crazy shopping trip with the baby after they offer a ride to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E15 · God Needles George Comedy

God Needles George

The Lopez family contemplates putting Needles to sleep when they learn that he has a tumor; George and Max make extravagant promises while praying for the dog.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E16 · Benny and Randy Comedy

Benny and Randy

Randy wants to take his relationship with Benny to the next level, but she balks at the idea; George inadvertently prompts Randy to break up with her.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E17 · Weekend at Benny's Comedy

Weekend at Benny's

George is left in charge of the kids when Angie is away on business; when Carmen and Max misbehave, George sends them to Benny's house for the weekend.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S3 · E18 · Jason Tutors Max Comedy

Jason Tutors Max

Max must pass an upcoming state-mandated test, leaving George and Angie to search for a suitable tutor; Jason volunteers to be Max's tutor.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E5 · Lookin' for a Desk in All the Wrong Places Comedy

Lookin' for a Desk in All the Wrong Places

Peggy and Marcy set out on a journey together in order to locate and buy back all of Marcy's childhood furniture, which Jefferson had sold.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E6 · Buck Has a Belly Ache Comedy

Buck Has a Belly Ache

Peggy is overcome with jealousy of Buck when the family gives him all the attention, causing her to flee home and go to Wanker County.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E7 · If I Could See Me Now Comedy

If I Could See Me Now

Bud and Kelly attempt to convince Al to visit the optometrist for a pair of glasses after causing numerous minor accidents around the house.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E8 · God's Shoes Comedy

God's Shoes

After having an extremely inspirational vision of God, Al is overcome with the desire to begin constructing the perfect pair of shoes.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E9 · Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 1 Comedy

Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 1

Kelly is presented with the opportunity to host her own talk show and the other television networks begin to express interest in it.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E10 · Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 2 Comedy

Kelly Does Hollywood, Part 2

Kelly travels to Hollywood in order to film her new talk show, but trouble ensues when the talk show gets slaughtered by the censors.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E14 · Paint Misbehavin' Comedy

Paint Misbehavin'

Carrie creates a faux pax by telling Doug she finds Deacon sexy and when the group plays paintball for Deacon's birthday, it turns into an all out war.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E13 · Hi Def-Jam Comedy

Hi Def-Jam

Doug feels he can't watch the Super Bowl without HDTV once he's seen it and when he finds out Carrie's boss owns one he plots to get invited over for the game.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E15 · Deacon Blues Comedy

Deacon Blues

While picking up takeout, Doug bumps into Deacon with another woman, leading Carrie to explain that cheating is still cheating even if you keep your clothes on.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S3 · E16 · Horizontal Hold Comedy

Horizontal Hold

Carrie has doubts about her marriage after Deacon and Kelly separate; she and Doug agree to put sex on hold until they learn to talk things out.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E6 · Alan Shot a Little Girl Comedy

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan begins to go against the rules Walden has set for the household after he discovers that Louis believes he is cool.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E7 · Sex With An Animated Ed Asner Comedy

Sex With An Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden socialize with three mothers at a gym for children, but Walden complicates the situation when he develops feelings for one of the women.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E9 · Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey Comedy

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden has great difficulty romancing women while his foster child, Louis, is still inside of the house; Herb seeks Alan's permission for dating Lyndsey.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S12 · E10 · Here I Come, Pants! Comedy

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan and Walden's charade as a loving gay couple is uncovered by the social worker, and Walden realizes that he may ultimately lose Louis.

Early Morning

Roseanne

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Daytime

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Evening