Cozi TV TV Guide — Wednesday, 20 May 2026

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Wednesday, 20 May 2026. 44 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E5 · Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode Comedy

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode

George tries to drown his sorrows at the bar, but when he takes a shot with a worm in it, he has a vision in which he and Ernie are gay lovers set to wed.

00:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E6 · George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah Comedy

George Thinks Vic's Fiancée is Lion About Being a Cheetah

George turns to the host of a popular reality TV game show for help when he suspects that Vic's fiancée is an unfaithful gold-digger.

01:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E7 · George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good" Comedy

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying, "You'sta Loca Good"

George asks his niece to go a little more conservative with her looks when Angie begins to fear that advancing age is taking its toll on her appearance.

01:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E8 · George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes Comedy

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes

The grief that comes with the passing of Angie's mother is compounded when George realizes that he neglected to reserve a gravesite for her.

02:00 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E4 · Somebody Stole My Gal Comedy

Somebody Stole My Gal

Roseanne begins noticing that the women in her life are leaving when Jackie heads off to the police academy for six weeks and Becky begins dating a 17-year-old.

02:30 30m

Roseanne

S2 · E5 · House of Grown-Ups Comedy

House of Grown-Ups

An architect tries gaining the friendship of the Conners by buying them gifts until Dan has to step in and discuss with him the true meaning of friendship.

03:00 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E1 · The Tart with Heart Comedy

The Tart with Heart

After confessing his love for Fran during what appeared to be their final moments, Maxwell infuriates Fran by rescinding his emotional declaration.

03:30 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E2 · The Cradle Robbers Comedy

The Cradle Robbers

Maxwell adamantly objects to Maggie dating a man who is eight years her senior and orders Fran to put a stop to the relationship; C.C. battles insomnia.

04:00 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E3 · The Bird's Nest Comedy

The Bird's Nest

Maxwell threatens to send Brighton to military school if he fails science class; Sylvia develops a mysterious rash that Fran attributes to food poisoning.

04:30 30m

The Nanny

S4 · E4 · The Rosie Show Comedy

The Rosie Show

Fran is invited to become a regular panelist on "The Rosie O'Donnell Show," where she is responsible for answering viewer inquiries on child rearing.

05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E17 · The Last Assignment Drama

The Last Assignment

Jonathan and Mark come together to help an angel named Harold who has been on a continuous heavenly probation for the past 200 years.

08:00 1h

Highway to Heaven

S2 · E18 · To Bind the Wounds Drama

To Bind the Wounds

Jonathan and Mark help a man as he tries to convince the rest of his town to commemorate the ultimate sacrifice his son had made in the war.

09:00 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E20 · As You Strike It Comedy

As You Strike It

While the Fifty/Fifty's staff is out on strike, Malcolm and Eddie struggle to run the club by themselves, but the work gets too overwhelming.

09:30 30m

Malcolm & Eddie

S3 · E22 · B.S. I Love You Comedy

B.S. I Love You

Malcolm and Ashley break up after Cindy, a beautiful bandleader, manages to find a way to come between the couple; Malcolm is disillusioned over the split.

10:00 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S6 · E13 · California or Bust-Up Comedy

California or Bust-Up

Regina gets a job offer in California so Steve must decide to let her walk out of his life forever or take a chance at love somewhere far away.

10:30 30m

The Steve Harvey Show

S6 · E12 · The Graduates Comedy

The Graduates

Steve is head over heels about the students soon to be graduating and celebrates when Lydia is revealed to be the class-valedictorian.

11:00 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S2 · E3 · School's a Drag Comedy

School's a Drag

A new principal doesn't like Mark, and when the Driver's Ed car is damaged while in his car, Mark dresses as her so she won't find out.

11:30 30m

Hangin' with Mr. Cooper

S2 · E4 · Limpin' Lizards Comedy

Limpin' Lizards

Nicole pleads with Geneva to let her audition for a role on one of her favorite television shows; P.J. assigns Mark to teach home economics.

Daytime

12:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E5 · Curse of the Grandmas Comedy

Curse of the Grandmas

Grace begins to think that she is very bad luck when every elderly person that she volunteers to spend time with suddenly dies on her.

12:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E6 · The Nanny Napper Comedy

The Nanny Napper

Fran accidentally brings another woman's baby home, prompting the police to arrest her for kidnapping; Niles pays a call girl to pretend to be C.C.'s friend.

13:00 30m

Roseanne

S6 · E3 · Party Politics Comedy

Party Politics

Roseanne seeks Darlene's help in controlling D.J. while at the same time trying to reunite her with David and plan a housewarming party for Jackie.

13:30 30m

Roseanne

S6 · E4 · A Stash from the Past Comedy

A Stash from the Past

Dan feels horrible for having to get tough with his employees at work; Roseanne lectures David after she finds him smoking pot, only to learn that it was hers.

14:00 30m

Roseanne

S6 · E5 · Be My Baby Comedy

Be My Baby

After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne can barely hide her frustration when she learns that Jackie, after only one night with Fred, is expecting.

14:30 30m

Roseanne

S6 · E6 · Halloween V Comedy

Halloween V

The Halloween dinner at the diner gets intense when Nancy announces that Dan doesn't like her; Roseanne learns that Darlene and David are dating other people.

15:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E6 · Sk8r Boyz Comedy

Sk8r Boyz

Max begins to make friends with a group of skateboarders at school, but their rowdy behavior gets him into serious trouble with the police.

15:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E7 · The Simple Life Comedy

The Simple Life

George seriously considers taking a job in a small town in Colorado, but Angie and the kids rebel against him once they discover his plan.

16:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E8 · Trouble in Paradise Comedy

Trouble in Paradise

When Max comes to dinner with a hickey on his neck and Carmen is inebriated, George and Angie realize that moving is not a solution to their problems.

16:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E9 · E.I.? E.I. OH. Comedy

E.I.? E.I. OH.

When Powers Brothers merges with another company, George is forced to become co-manager with a ruthless woman seeking to take his job.

17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E4 · Buck Can Do It Comedy

Buck Can Do It

One of the neighbors threatens to sue the Bundy family unless they get their dog Buck neutered because he mated with their dog, but Al is against it.

17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E5 · Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 1 Comedy

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 1

As revenge for a fight she had with Steve, Marcy goes with Peggy and her friends to a male strip club and misplaces her wedding ring.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E6 · Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 2 Comedy

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, Part 2

Al and Steve learn about Marcy and Peggy's trip to the strip club when a stripper shows up at the house to give Marcy her wedding ring that he found.

18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E7 · For Whom the Bell Tolls Comedy

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Al questions a telephone call on his bill and ends up at war with the telephone company when they refuse to take it off the bill and his service is turned off.

19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E8 · Born To Walk Comedy

Born To Walk

On the exact same day that Kelly passes her driving test and receives her driver's license, Al fails the test to renew his license.

19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E9 · Alley of the Dolls Comedy

Alley of the Dolls

The Bundys take part in a bowling competition with the family of Peg's high school nemesis, and Steve joins the team in order to help them.

20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E21 · Hungry Man Comedy

Hungry Man

To have time for a cocktail party for Carrie's firm that he doesn't want to attend, Doug skips lunch, but at the 'drinks only' party his hunger takes over.

20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E17 · Court Date Comedy

Court Date

Prompted by a fear of higher insurance, Doug tells Carrie to accept a date with the cop who wrote her a ticket, causing Arthur to think she's having an affair.

21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E16 · S'ain't Valentine's Comedy

S'ain't Valentine's

Valentine's Day for Doug and Carrie is dinner and an empty house, but before they can celebrate, Doug goes to Spence's for his birthday and gets trapped.

21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S1 · E18 · White Collar Comedy

White Collar

Doug receives a promotion to work behind a desk after his supervisor falls ill, but he finds that he would rather be out driving a truck.

22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E1 · Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts Comedy

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Alan falls from a ladder while fixing the television reception; Charlie agrees to watch Jake, but regrets his decision when Jake blows his chance with a woman.

22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E2 · Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover Comedy

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Jake is suspended from school for drawing an inappropriate picture of a classmate with large breasts; Alan attempts to convince the principal not to expel Jake.

23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E3 · Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark Comedy

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Alan gets caught lying in order to spend time with Judith in secret; Charlie realizes how much he would miss Jake if Alan and Judith were to get back together.

23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S3 · E4 · Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs Comedy

Your Dismissive Attitude Towards Boobs

Berta temporarily moves into the beach house and begins scheming to rupture Charlie and Alan's relationship; Evelyn helps Alan look for a new place.