Cozi TV TV Guide — Wednesday TV Listings & Schedule

Browse the full Cozi TV TV guide for Wednesday, 16 September 2026. 46 programmes listed , including 12 tonight. US listings updated daily — scroll down to tonight's highlights or use the day tabs above to browse the weekly schedule.

Early Morning

00:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E7 · The Simple Life Comedy

The Simple Life

George seriously considers taking a job in a small town in Colorado, but Angie and the kids rebel against him once they discover his plan.
00:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E8 · Trouble in Paradise Comedy

Trouble in Paradise

When Max comes to dinner with a hickey on his neck and Carmen is inebriated, George and Angie realize that moving is not a solution to their problems.
01:00 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E9 · E.I.? E.I. OH. Comedy

E.I.? E.I. OH.

When Powers Brothers merges with another company, George is forced to become co-manager with a ruthless woman seeking to take his job.
01:30 30m

George Lopez

S4 · E10 · A Clear and Presentless Danger Comedy

A Clear and Presentless Danger

When George learns that Benny has drawn Max as her Secret Santa gift recipient, he begins to fear that his mother will leave his son disappointed on Christmas.
02:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E2 · Friends and Relatives Comedy

Friends and Relatives

Dan has never had a problem with lending money to Arnie but is forced to ask his own family for a loan when a situation comes up and Arnie can't pay him back.
02:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E3 · Like a Virgin Comedy

Like a Virgin

Roseanne feels it is time to have the talk with Becky after witnessing a number of guys giving her attention, but she finds out it's Darlene who needs the talk.
03:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E23 · A Kiss Is Just a Kiss Comedy

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss

Fran wins a contest to pose for the cover of country singer Billy Ray Cyrus' newest album, but she is dismayed to discover why she won.
03:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E24 · Strange Bedfellows Comedy

Strange Bedfellows

After a conversation with a fellow nanny who is retiring and has few prospects, Fran begins to worry about her future; Niles gives C.C. a birthday gift.
04:00 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E25 · The Chatterbox Comedy

The Chatterbox

Fran helps Maggie prepare for a friend's elegant birthday party by taking her to a beauty salon; Fran gets a young actress a job at the beauty salon.
04:30 30m

The Nanny

S2 · E26 · Fran Gets Mugged Comedy

Fran Gets Mugged

Fran and Brighton become traumatized after they are mugged in Central Park; Fran loses a rare piece of original writing from William Shakespeare.
05:00 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.
05:30 30m

Bob Hearts Abishola

Comedy

A middle-aged businessman develops a romantic interest in his cardiac nurse while he recovers from a heart attack and becomes determined to earn her affections.

Morning

07:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E19 · Immaculate Conception Comedy

Immaculate Conception

Maxwell's father dies and leaves his entire estate to an illegitimate sibling that Maxwell never knew he had; C.C. returns from her stay in the sanitarium.
07:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E20 · The Pre-Nup Comedy

The Pre-Nup

Maxwell's lawyers convince him to ask Fran to sign a prenuptial agreement but she refuses to do so; C.C. hires a temporary replacement for herself.
08:00 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E21 · The Best Man Comedy

The Best Man

Maxwell's brother Nigel arrives in town to throw Maxwell a bachelor party, at which he reveals his short-lived romance with his brother's betrothed.
08:30 30m

The Nanny

S5 · E22 · The Wedding Comedy

The Wedding

After losing her fiancé and her job, a Jewish-American woman becomes a nanny for a British Broadway producer's three sheltered children.
09:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E24 · England Show I Comedy

England Show I

While on a vacation in England, the Bundy family learns that a small English village is under the impression the Bundy men caused a curse.
09:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E25 · England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money Comedy

England Show II: Wastin' the Company's Money

The Bundy family enjoys their first day in England and then heads to the village that believes Bundy men are cursed, oblivious to the circulating myth.
10:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S6 · E26 · England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can Comedy

England Show III: We're Spending as Fast as We Can

Al is forced to participate in a jousting tournament in the English village in order to protect his life, as well as the lives of his family members.
10:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S7 · E1 · Magnificent Seven Comedy

Magnificent Seven

Much to Al's surprise and dismay, he and Peggy are responsible for another child when Peggy's relatives leave their young son at the Bundy household.
11:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E4 · Like Hell Comedy

Like Hell

While Doug tries to figure out why the new guy doesn't seem to like him, Carrie fears that she is also unpopular at work.
11:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E3 · Consummate Professional Comedy

Consummate Professional

Doug reveals that he is ineligible for his 10-year raise at IPS because his suppose start date was part of a lie he used to sleep with her years ago.

Daytime

12:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E4 · Like a New Job Comedy

Like a New Job

Roseanne decides to take a second job at a coffee shop to add onto her busy schedule, leaving Dan to watch over the family while she is working.
12:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E5 · Goodbye, Mr. Right Comedy

Goodbye, Mr. Right

Jackie is injured in the line of duty, and when her boyfriend comes to visit, he informs her that he doesn't want to always be concerned about her.
13:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E6 · Becky, Beds and Boys Comedy

Becky, Beds and Boys

Becky brings home a new boyfriend that Roseanne and Dan instantly dislike, and when the couple continues to miss curfews, Dan forbids her from seeing him.
13:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E7 · Trick or Treat Comedy

Trick or Treat

Roseanne learns a lot about the opposite sex when her lumberjack costume for a Halloween party turns out to be a little too convincing.
14:00 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E8 · PMS, I Love You Comedy

PMS, I Love You

Dan's birthday has arrived, but unfortunately on the same day that Roseanne's PMS hits, as he tries to come up with any excuse to get out of the house.
14:30 30m

Roseanne

S3 · E9 · Bird is the Word Comedy

Bird is the Word

Becky is suspended from school for making an obscene gesture in her class photo but is made instantly popular throughout the school for what she did.
15:00 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E21 · George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits Comedy

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without Benny-Fits

George's attempt to rig a productivity contest at the factory comes back to haunt him when he is unable to sleep because of a nightmare about his childhood.
15:30 30m

George Lopez

S5 · E22 · It's a Cliffhanger, By George Comedy

It's a Cliffhanger, By George

George discovers that his company is relocating to Mexico and that he will soon be out of a job; Angie fears she may be pregnant and awaits test results.
16:00 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E1 · George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien Comedy

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien

George and Angie look forward to being empty nesters as Carmen prepares to go off to college, but Angie soon discovers that the Lopez family may be growing.
16:30 30m

George Lopez

S6 · E2 · George's House Has Two Empty Wombs Comedy

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs

With Carmen's departure leaving a void in George's life as well as in his home, Angie continues to maintain that she's pregnant to make him feel better.
17:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E7 · For Whom the Bell Tolls Comedy

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Al questions a telephone call on his bill and ends up at war with the telephone company when they refuse to take it off the bill and his service is turned off.
17:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E8 · Born To Walk Comedy

Born To Walk

On the exact same day that Kelly passes her driving test and receives her driver's license, Al fails the test to renew his license.

Evening

18:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E9 · Alley of the Dolls Comedy

Alley of the Dolls

The Bundys take part in a bowling competition with the family of Peg's high school nemesis, and Steve joins the team in order to help them.
18:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E10 · The Razor's Edge Comedy

The Razor's Edge

Steve returns from a rafting trip with facial hair, much to Marcy's dismay, and she wants him to shave it off, but he refuses and moves in with the Bundys.
19:00 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E11 · How Do You Spell Revenge Comedy

How Do You Spell Revenge

Kelly's boyfriend wants her to get a tattoo to prove that she truly does love him; Al tries to get Peggy to learn how to play softball better.
19:30 30m

Married ... with Children

S2 · E12 · Earth Angel Comedy

Earth Angel

The Bundy family meets a young female art student that Bud brings home only to discover she is actually homeless and Marcy wants her gone.
20:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E1 · Pole Lox Comedy

Pole Lox

Doug can't believe his good fortune when Carrie agrees to take pole dancing lessons, but he is soon disappointed by her resultant performance.
20:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E5 · Sandwiched Out Comedy

Sandwiched Out

Deacon manages to have a local sandwich named after himself, and Doug enviously attempts to sabotage his friend while searching for his own culinary namesake.
21:00 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E6 · Shear Torture Comedy

Shear Torture

Carrie is furious when she finds out about Doug's attractive new hairstylist; Spence gets a special guest for the sci-fi convention.
21:30 30m

The King of Queens

S8 · E7 · Inn Escapable Comedy

Inn Escapable

While Doug and Carrie try and get away from their romantic getaway, Arthur pretends that Deacon is his lover after getting stood up.
22:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E11 · A Lovely Landing Strip Comedy

A Lovely Landing Strip

Walden is busy trying his best to impress and win the favor of his new love interest, but the stakes have changed once Bridget reappears in his life.
22:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E12 · One False Move, Zimbabwe! Comedy

One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Walden's mother arrives at the house and Alan finds himself smitten with her, even as she reveals a big secret from Walden's past that brings his mood down.
23:00 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E13 · Slowly and in a Circular Fashion Comedy

Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Walden enlists the help of Alan when he is forced to deal with his ex-wife, Bridget, and her mother, who plan to take control of his entire company.
23:30 30m

Two and a Half Men

S9 · E14 · A Possum on Chemo Comedy

A Possum on Chemo

Zoey tries to talk Walden into finally cutting his hair and shaving; Alan and Lyndsey decide that they want to try and rekindle their relationship.

Early Morning

Roseanne

Roseanne

Morning

Daytime

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Roseanne

Evening